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Love Is Blind Season 11 (Epidodes 1-5) on NetflixOct 20, 2026 · 1 hr 32 minSarah and Mary share their thoughts on Love Is Blind Season 11 (Episodes 1-5) on Netflix- pod drama, love triangles, duds, engagements- and more.
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- Love Is Blind: UK Season 3 (episodes 7-Reunion) on NetflixOct 7, 2026 · 1 hr 14 minSarah and Mary give all the thoughts on Love Is Blind: UK Season 3 (episodes 7-Reunion) on Netflix: energy hangovers, breakups, nerves, marriages - and more.
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- Love Is Blind: UK Season 3 (episodes 1-6) on NetflixSep 30, 2026 · 1 hr 14 minSarah and Mary give all the thoughts on Love Is Blind: UK Season 3 (episodes 1-6) on Netflix: pods, Ibiza, London living together - and more.
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- Married at First Sight, Season 20 Seattle ReunionSep 23, 2026 · 1 hr 51 minSarah and Mary have ALL the thoughts on the MAFS Season 20 Seattle Reunion: rants, raves, laughs, controversy - and more.
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- Married at First Sight, Season 20, Episodes 18 and 19- SeattleSep 16, 2026 · 1 hr 30 minSarah and Mary go hard into MAFS Season 20 Eps 18 and 19: decision day drama, ride or dies, you cannot be serious, absolutely no thank you - and more.
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- Married at First Sight, Season 20, Episodes 16 and 17 - SeattleSep 9, 2026 · 1 hr 18 minSarah and Mary go hard into MAFS Season 20 Eps 16 and 17: another couple calls it quits, couple’s retreat weekend drama ensues, “attraction” comes into question yet again - and more.
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- Married at First Sight, Season 20, Episodes 14 and 15- SeattleSep 2, 2026 · 1 hr 21 minSarah and Mary dive deep into MAFS Season 20 Eps 14 and 15: one couple calls time of death, sexual exploration, hot tub pushups, extreme indecisiveness - and more.
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- Married at First Sight, Season 20, Episodes 12 and 13 - SeattleAug 26, 2026 · 1 hr 34 minSarah and Mary RIP into MAFS Season 20 Eps 12 and 13: physical connections, zero physical connections, loyalty, rejection, group therapy - and more.
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- Married at First Sight, Season 20, Episodes 10 and 11 - SeattleAug 19, 2026 · 1 hr 30 minSarah and Mary RIP into MAFS Season 20 Eps 10 and 11: bad lying, a sexy game of HORSE, wifely duties (no thank you), cooked pickleball - and more.
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- Married at First Sight, Season 20, Episodes 8 and 9 - SeattleAug 12, 2026 · 1 hr 29 minSarah and Mary RIP into MAFS Season 20 Eps 8 and 9: love bombing, light dimming, family chats, feather ruffling, group therapy - and more.
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- Married at First Sight, Season 20, Episodes 6 and 7 - SeattleAug 5, 2026 · 1 hr 26 minSarah and Mary RIP into MAFS Season 20 Eps 6 and 7: bedroom regrets, bold accusations, expert interventions, group dinners - and more.
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- Married at First Sight, Season 20, Episodes 4 and 5 - SeattleJul 29, 2026 · 1 hr 33 minSarah and Mary dive in head first on MAFS Season 20 Eps 4 and 5: red flags are flying high already! Icks, rejections, voices, laughs - and more.
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- Married at First Sight, Season 20, Episodes 2 and 3 - SeattleJul 22, 2026 · 1 hr 24 minSarah and Mary go hard in the paint on MAFS Season 20 Eps 2 and 3: Editing conspiracy theories, expert mismatches, insecurities revealed - and more.
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- Married at First Sight, Season 20, Episode 1 - SeattleJul 14, 2026 · 1 hr 4 minSarah and Mary share their thoughts, laughs and rage (already!?) about MAFS Season 20 Ep 1. First three couples are matched, weddings - and more.
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- One Man’s Trash, iPhones and Declining Birth Rates, Mood Boosters For Right This SecondJul 8, 2026 · 57 minSarah and Mary talk tchotchkes, are iPhones contributing to falling birth rates, group texting thread etiquette, ways to boost your mood - and more.
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- RSVP Culture Changing, “Chalance” Dating Trend, 96-Year-Old Ghost of Happy Hour FutureJul 1, 2026 · 43 minSarah and Mary share their thoughts on the casual nature of current RSVP culture, the exhaustion of dating trends, a 96–Year-Old party animal - and more.
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- MAFS Season 20 Update, Travis and Taylor Wedding Speculation, World Cup Ranch Dressing CrazeJun 24, 2026 · 1 hr 7 minSarah and Mary share their thoughts on the upcoming season of Married at First Sight, Travis and Taylor wedding rumors, World Cup food obsession, garbage woes - and more.
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- “Squatters” on A&E, Rope Jumping Tragedy, Tyra Bank’s Sues NetflixJun 17, 2026 · 1 hr 3 minSarah and Mary share their thoughts on the A&E series Squatters, the horrific bridge jumping tragedy in Brazil, Tyra’s decision to take legal action, a body cam whoopsie - and more.
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- Don’t Hate on Man Cereal, Don’t Bang Your Cousin, Don’t Microwave FishJun 10, 2026 · 1 hr 3 minSarah and Mary talk Man Cereal, the risks of a $900 video recording litter box, cash to confetti, microwave crime - and more.
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- Sarah and the Case of the Mysterious Beep, Coaster Nuggets, Celebratory SplitsJun 3, 2026 · 1 hr 2 minSarah shares her mysterious beep saga, guy gets banned for life from Six Flags for eating chicken nuggets on a rollercoaster, viral graduation split - and more.
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- Hilarious Sarah Colonna Travel Rant, Caviar Pizza, Mackenzie Shirilla Requests Kim Kardashian’s RepresentationMay 27, 2026 · 1 hr 3 minSarah and Mary talk Jet Suite X travel rage, $55 pizza slices, Mackenzie Shirilla’s a bad egg - and more.
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- Netflix Documentary The Crash, Pizza Hut Nostalgia, Salad Bar ConfessionsMay 20, 2026 · 59 minSarah and Mary share their thoughts on the Netflix documentary The Crash, Pizza Hut’s making an 80’s comeback, Thousand Island dressing bonds the girls - and more.
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- Kevin Hart Roast, Worst Ex Ever - 90 Day Fiancé Guy, McMenu HeartbreakMay 13, 2026 · 1 hrSarah and Mary share their thoughts on The Roast of Kevin Hart on Netflix, the Worst Ex Ever ep w/ the guy from 90 Day Fiancé, dollar menu drama - and more.
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- Should I Marry a Murderer? Probably Not.May 6, 2026 · 58 minSarah and Mary share their thoughts on the crazy Netflix documentary Should I Marry a Murderer, Chanel’s half shoe - and more.
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- Wink WinkApr 29, 2026 · 1 hr 8 minA not-so-Randy-Travis concert, dead husband holograms his own funeral Q and A, British Airways to allow in-flight phone calls (NO THANK YOU), Buddhist Monks caught with Kush - and more.
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- A Hodgepodge of LaughsApr 22, 2026 · 1 hr 8 minTemptation Island finale, guy books first class for himself and puts his girl in economy, bunk beds on planes, Sarah’s Amtrak nightmare - and more.
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- A Glimpse Into Temptation, Delta Lounge Stall Wars, Right Dating App - Wrong TimeApr 15, 2026 · 1 hr 6 minSarah and Mary dip their toes into the first couple episodes of Temptation Island on Netflix, Sarah takes a leadership position in line, there’s a correct time and place for dating app scrolling - and more.
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- Mind Your Own AgeApr 8, 2026 · 1 hr 2 minDonna Mills claps back, Kelly Ripa’s cue for “goodnight”, hero hands out vodka in long TSA lines, TikTok cowboy zeros, airplane birth - and more.
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- Love Overboard on HuluApr 1, 2026 · 1 hr 3 minSarah and Mary share their thoughts on the Hulu reality show “Love Overboard” - whether you watched it OR NOT - laugh along with them as they sink their teeth into the ridiculousness.
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- Board Up Your Windows, Here Comes David BlowyMar 25, 2026 · 1 hr 5 minWho’s watching what, a man faces backlash after running 3 miles in an airplane bathroom, Elon Gust and Dame Judy Drench, forest bathing, panic attacks - and more.
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- A Whole Lotta No Thank YouMar 18, 2026 · 1 hr 4 minSt. Patty’s Day, True Love, Coldplay affair lady, sex in a porta-potty, Buffalo Wild Wings is out of control, butter-runners - and more.
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- Half Naked and Not AfraidMar 11, 2026 · 1 hr 8 minCat debrief, Southwest sh*tshow, same-siders, Fruity Pebbles and dog petting, ranch milkshakes - and more.
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- A Lil’ This & ThatMar 4, 2026 · 1 hr 5 minSarah and Mary laugh their way through travel woes, feral cat angels, booze to wash down school lunch, unsolicited comedy feedback (NO THANK YOU) - and more.
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- Reality Check: America’s Next Top Model on NetflixFeb 25, 2026 · 1 hrSarah and Mary give their thoughts on Reality Check: America’s Next Top Model documentary series on Netflix, a TikTok influencer who’s washing her undies in the hotel coffee maker (NOT OKAY) - and more.
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- Knock it OffFeb 18, 2026 · 55 minTV recommendations (and non-recommendations), pickleball passion, family of bad eggs plant hair in food to dodge the check, passenger gives flight crew marijuana-laced sweets - and more.
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- Sounds Like a Bit of FunFeb 11, 2026 · 49 minColdplay kiss cam lady is a keynote speaker, Pizza Huts are closing (Mary’s NOT happy), criminals with a work ethic, lazy streakers - and more.
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- No Shame in a Dirty Martini at NoonFeb 4, 2026 · 53 minMore feelings about Heated Rivalry and Traitors, Sarah’s calling is to be a rage room deejay, at-home date ideas - and more.
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- Oh BrotherJan 28, 2026 · 59 minDating identical twins, pilfering pulled pork, mushrooms that make you hallucinate tiny humans, flight attendant’s secret codes - and more.
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- Fresh HellsJan 21, 2026 · 1 hr 8 minSarah and Mary cover some doozies: deposit 1M to secure your hotel room on the moon, woman gives a “purple nurple” in exchange for chocolate and pads, Disney Cruise with a rollercoaster, waking up under a python - and more.
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- What’s Shaking?Jan 14, 2026 · 56 minMAFS says goodbye to Dr. Pepper, Pastor Cal, and Pia, Sarah can’t get enough of The Traitors, The McRib is a McLie, self-driving cars are Waymo scary - and more.
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- Keeping It LightJan 7, 2026 · 56 minDo you want to know how many days you’ve wasted doom scrolling? Sarah and Mary say “no thank you.” TV recs, fresh starts, soft resolutions, analog bags, Kintsugi - and more.
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- Make It Work for YouDec 31, 2025 · 44 minHappy New Year’s Eve! Sarah and Mary are back to the future (you’ll get it when you listen): NYE party themes (mostly “No Thank You”) - and more.
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- MAFS Season 19 Recap w/ MAFS S18 Chicago Alum Thomas McDonaldDec 26, 2025 · 50 minJoin Sarah and Mary as they talk holiday party vibes and then recap Married at First Sight, S19, Austin with special guest Thomas McDonald from MAFS S18, Chicago: insightful, authentic, real talk - and more…
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- Mariah Carey Pop Up Bars, Elves on Shelves, Wind Machines, Playing Barista on Planes - and MoreDec 19, 2025 · 1 hr 5 minSarah and Mary are sleep deprived and unhinged: Mariah Carey pop up bars, elves on shelves, Reese’s and Oreo collab, idiots grinding coffee beans on planes - and more.
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- MAFS Season 19 Recap w/ MAFS Alum Michael Shiakallis Jr.Dec 12, 2025 · 58 minJoin Sarah and Mary as they cover a couple topics and then recap Married at First Sight, S19, Austin with special guest Michael Shiakallis Jr. from MAFS S17, Denver: overcorrections, disconnections, predictions revealed - and more…
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- Married at First Sight S19 - Austin Eps 13 and 14; Decision Day and The ReunionDec 5, 2025 · 1 hr 7 minJoin Sarah and Mary as they share their thoughts on Married at First Sight, Season 19, Austin, Episodes 13 and 14; Decision Day and The Reunion: zeroes, zilches, gaslighting, “two eggs, wrong omelet” - and more…
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- Married at First Sight S19 - Austin Episodes 11 and 12Nov 28, 2025 · 1 hr 12 minJoin Sarah and Mary as they share their thoughts on Married at First Sight, Season 19, Austin, Episodes 11 and 12: Everyone is under investigation at this point. Who even has hobbies? Sure fire way to ruin a boat ride. Continued shared calendar drama - and more…
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- Married at First Sight S19 - Austin Episodes 9 and 10Nov 21, 2025 · 1 hr 13 minJoin Sarah and Mary as they share their thoughts on Married at First Sight, Season 19, Austin, Episodes 9 and 10: Burning Man division, pregnancy announcement, pickleball tension, losing battles - and more….
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- Married at First Sight S19 - Austin Episodes 7 and 8Nov 14, 2025 · 1 hr 8 minJoin Sarah and Mary as they share their thoughts on Married at First Sight, Season 19, Austin, Episodes 7 and 8: crawfish boils, vineyards, tantrums, violent insecurities, blood red flags - and more…
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