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ep 215 - "Bill 2 Jack" w/Bucky (final episode?)Nov 26, 2024 · 2 hr 3 minHere it is, the episode promised during the summer break when Strenk was in Australia. Strenk isn't on this episode but Bucky is! Kellar and Bucky talk the 1971 film BILLY JACK.
Thanks for listening the last four years or so.
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Check out this lil kitty- ep 214 - "Pedropolis"Oct 3, 2024 · 1 hr 8 minCan a lunatic's vision heal a broken heart? Who knows, we saw Frank Ford Cop's Megalopolis.
RIP Pedro
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- ep 213 - "Before The Storm"Sep 25, 2024 · 1 hr 10 minRecorded during tornado warnings in the top floor, we're braver than the troops (but not braver than the people of Gaza, give some of them your money)
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- ep 212 - "The First Hundred Episodes" (clip show)Sep 17, 2024 · 1 hr 28 minAlex "WORLDWIDE" Kellar and Mike Strenk have been at this podcast game for a minute now, and to celebrate that (because they were too busy to record this week) here's a clip show pulling from the first 100 episodes!
Featuring ish from episodes: 17, 20, 24, 25, 28, 33, 44, 46, 47, 49, 52, 54, 61, 67, 68, 69 (noice), 75, 80, 86, 89, 90, 91, 92, 95, 97, and 100. Truly a wild collection of CLEVO PODCORE.
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- ep 211 "Around The World In 5 Packs Of Smokes"Sep 11, 2024 · 1 hr 6 minStrenk is paid a visit by Mr. Popo for tardiness. Was Kellar preemptively hacked by Swifties?
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- ep 210 - "gender: diverse. bedtime: past." (w/Richard)Sep 4, 2024 · 1 hr 33 minStrenk was in a comedy contest (no spoilers). Richard went to the comedy contest (also Japan a while ago). Kellar's gender was assumed by GERMANS.
Ending song: Milk "OUTPUNK"
Buy Yambag's new record "Mindfuck Ultra" from 11PM Records
Bored 2 Life has a Discord. Join it? Also e-mail the show.
Help this family get out of Gaza.
- ep 209 - "Pre-Gaming ReSe(p)tember"Aug 27, 2024 · 1 hr 6 minThis week's episode brought to you by the letter P.
Final song: Powerplant "TRUE LOVE"
jam this Playlist on random why dontcha
- ep 208 - "Grounding Technique For The 200mm Dash" w/The WeirdsterAug 20, 2024 · 1 hr 14 minWe're on a countdown to oblivion. Strenk's a travelling fool and Kellar might be wrong about Monkey Man. The Weirdster is here (and also online).
- ep 207 - "We Have An Out(back)line"Aug 13, 2024 · 1 hr 54 minStrenk went to Australia while Kellar endeavored on a journey of the soul. Eventually there were some tornadoes and a baseball game.
- ep 206 - "Aussie Gay-Mart"Jul 14, 2024 · 58 minVACAY MODE NOTHING HAPPENED NOTHING TO SEE HERE NOBODY KNOWS NOTHIN
Ending song: "Fight The Power" by Mr California and The State Police
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- ep 205 - "Hamstring: A B2L Saga Chapter 205" w/Tommi LCJul 7, 2024 · 1 hr 14 minIt was Wednesday, July 3rd two-thousand and twenty-four. The B2L bois had Tommi from the Cleveland America show and Fansly on as Kellar battled dehydration in a tall chair and Strenk had a shockingly good voice for having just recorded vocals with his rocking band.
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- ep 204 - "And Now You Know"Jun 30, 2024 · 1 hrSometimes summer is a bummer so you watch tv and/or look at your phone.
Watch this penguin movie
Check out this clip of recent birthday boi Mike Strenk doing comedy
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- ep 203 - "Early/Belated Cancer Seasoning"Jun 23, 2024 · 1 hr 6 minIt was very hot at the dojo on June 17th 2024 when Kellar and Strenk answered your e-mails and anonymous questions. They're also poly now. With Olyasha.
- ep 202 - "Fisting Of The North Shore" w/Bolles and JamesJun 9, 2024 · 1 hr 30 minIt's the epic, muscular conclusion to our two-part "Apocalyptic Anime Movies That Would Have Frightened Young Michael Strenk" series and we're watching FIST OF THE NORTH STAR (1986).
Bolles and James are back on to talk fisting, bloodsplosions, and more.
It's almost Mike's birthday so wish him a happy one by visiting and contributing some money to Gaza Funds.
- ep 201 - "Boner-Pilled Bike Bois" w/Matt Bolles and James FlinnaniganJun 5, 2024 · 1 hr 33 minIn the throes of post-episode 200 vacation mode, it's summer school, and you know what that means: movie.
As a child, Strenk was terrified of the end of the world, so when he saw the trailer for Akira (1988) as a wee one, he passed. With all this in mind, Kellar is now making Mike watch that ish, and invited local Clevo anime headz Matt and James on to talk about it. Buckle up (actually there aren't really any seatbelts on motorcycles, geez!) for... PODCORE
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- ep 200 - "U Gotta Be Two Somethin 2 Do Somethin" w/BeccaMay 21, 2024 · 1 hr 27 minBrought to you by High Society Boutique
Cleveland Podcore is a marathon, not a sprint, and in the spirit of that da bois have finally gotten a long-sought after guest to come on the show for the big 200: Becca!
Follow Becca on IG for more iconic lowkey lunacy
Thanks for listening. 200 episodes, Jaysus. Leave a positive review somewhere or something if you feel like it WORLDWIDE
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- ep 199 - "The Science Is Sound" w/Dr. DonaMay 15, 2024 · 1 hr 26 minLongtime homie, Boredario, and future doctor of something DONA is on the show. World travel, science, Deadpool, it's all happening!
Richard hit his $5k donation goal for the Cleveland Marathon, but that doesn't mean you shouldn't kick a few more bucks to the PCRF if you feel like it.
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- ep one-ninety-H8 - "May The H8th B With U"May 8, 2024 · 1 hr 13 minsometimes you gotta let some steam out of the ol' feelings engine
DO NOT CLICK THIS LINK UNTIL 45 MINUTES AND 23 SECONDS INTO THE PROGRAM
Donate to help Richard raise money for 2024 Cleveland Marathon's fundraising campaign for the Palestinian Children's Relief Fund!!!
- ep 197 - "Garden Party Politics" w/Alabama DanApr 30, 2024 · 1 hr 15 minAlabama Dan is back on the show to talk garden parties, video games and more. Kellar and Strenk also have a blockbuster announcement regarding the future of the show.
- ep 196 - "dead stopt"Apr 23, 2024 · 1 hr 7 minIf your country's small enough then there are pretty good odds of you being a pro futbol player and the singer of a hardcore band, that's just math
RIP Eddie Leeway
- ep 195 - 'small d energy" w/Gov NaimApr 16, 2024 · 1 hr 39 minMounds, femcels, and eclipses OH MY! Gov Naim from Profit Profit is back on the show while Strenk's throat is wrecked from rockin' and rolling and Kellar's hip is demolished from who the hell knows
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Help Richard raise money for the Palestine Children's Relief Fund in the Cleveland Marathon
- ep 194 - "Coast 2 Coast: Totalitally?" w/LarryApr 7, 2024 · 1 hr 22 minThe deep state doesn't want you to hear this episode. Larry's back on the show to talk the eclipse and Jeff The Mess (RIP).
Help out No Class bartenders with missed shifts during their... electrical issue
- ep 193 - "en el eclipse nocturno"Apr 4, 2024 · 1 hr 18 minStrenk is coming off a series of sketch comedy sell-outs and Kellar is attempting to speak heavy metal lyrics en espanol.
Donate to help Richard raise money for 2024 Cleveland Marathon's fundraising campaign for the PCRF
- ep 192 - "When Does Escape Become Retreat?"Mar 27, 2024 · 1 hr 5 minStop having takes, you friggin' losers.
Donate to Richard's marathon fundraiser for the PCRF
Watch Mike Recine perform stand-up in front of Papa John
Check out this sick shirt
- ep 191 - "Max Upload: Confirmed" w/RichardMar 19, 2024 · 1 hr 46 minRighteous running mang Richard Rodriguez has retvrned 2 tha show. Strenk is as of yet unconfirmed (except in the eyez ov God). Kelly has a boner pill review. It's all out there on the internet.
Follow Richard on IG and Twitter and donate to his marathon fundraiser for the Palestinian Children's Relief Fund.
Go see Strenk perform in The Marc Glassman Comedy Special this Saturday in Cleveland.
Check out LEMTapes live show archive from 2024 so far!
- ep 190 - "RIP Akira Toriyama (and baby jane)" w/EllisMar 12, 2024 · 1 hr 15 minHours before rocking the mic at the 5 O'Clock Lounge, Kellar and returning guest Ellis educate Strenk on the works of the dearly departed Akira Toriyama as they discuss the movie DRAGON BALL SUPER: BROLY (watch it HERE).
Check out Spike Pit on Bandcamp and IG
Peep O.R.P.H.A.N.S. on Bandcamp
- ep 189 - "Anime Cops Are Baka: Part IV" w/MarcyMar 7, 2024 · 2 hr 2 minOur pal Marcy got fired from Target and decided to hit the podcast circuit to dish, so we got her to return to discuss episode 4 of the 1990 NYPD anime MAD BULL 34: COP KILLER.
This is part 4 of B2L's "Anime Cops Are Baka" series. Links to previous installments below:
Part 1 w/Ellis
Part 2 w/Will Menaker
Part 3 w/Marcy and Oscar from the X Over podcast
FOLLOW MARCY ON ALL THE THINGS
- "Starded From The Bottom Now We Here"Feb 26, 2024 · 1 hr 8 minIt's a music journalism episode (eventually) about RUST BELT RIPPER FEST II.
Featuring tunes by FLEA COLLAR, LIVING WORLD and IMPLODERS
Shouts out to the guitarist from UNABOMB for saying "FUCK ISRAEL" with his whole chest on mic.
Additional shouts out and a salute to Aaron Bushnell
- ep 187 - "Madame's Web Spoilers" w/Joes BriggFeb 18, 2024 · 1 hr 8 minKellar brought burritos to Madame Web, Strenk had his name up in lights, and Joe Briggs is also here.
Listen to Artillery and visit clevelandrockhall.com
Donate to Medical Aid For Palestinians if you can
- ep 186 - "Valentine's Vortexxx"Feb 13, 2024 · 1 hr 25 minTwo bois on Bing.
Happy Valentine's Day, all you lovers out there WORLDWIDE
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- ep 185 - "Thundermiss 185"Feb 5, 2024 · 59 minNkunku is an agent of kitty chaos. Strenk brought donuts. Kelly played a show.
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Donate to Medical Aid For Palestinians if you can HERE
- ep 184 - "Tax(ing) Season"Jan 29, 2024 · 1 hr 1 minrecorded on saturday, not really edited on sunday, realeased early monday. raw, uncut, cleveland poo-core
your taxes are probably murdering someone this very instant but at least they aren't funding the UNRWA
- ep 183 - "You Know The Ones"Jan 22, 2024 · 1 hrCig smokers in the news, a listener e-mail, and then we find out what cartoons you sick freax think are hot (and maybe pipe in with a few of our own),
Donate to Medical Aid For Palestinians if you can
- ep 182 - "Ep-182" w/Pat KennedyJan 15, 2024 · 2 hr 6 minIt's episode 182 so Kellar and Strenk had to have their pop-punk'n pal Pat from No Pressure on the show to talk touring, Taylor(s), and more.
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E-mail us to buy a Ratfricker tape for a good cause, FROOTS
RIP Joe Flacco
- ep 181 - "Twomp-Twomp Four"Jan 7, 2024 · 1 hr 8 minIt's a nice, chill season 5 premiere.
E-mail the show for Ratfucker tapes or to offer question and/or comment or whatever
- ep 180 - "Live From... Spex Fla Cleveland" w/Joe BriggsDec 31, 2023 · 1 hr 17 minWe're coming at you live from a certain hot tub at a certain area bath house... and Joe Briggs happened to be there, and our boy is steamy. SEASON 4 FINALE, BETCHESSSSSS
Happy New Years, bordarios, let's all crush it in 2024 WORLDWIDE
- ep 179 - "Holidaze In The Fog Of Brain"Dec 24, 2023 · 1 hr 33 minKelly worked a clopen and Strenky's getting over sniffles.
BUY A RATFUCKER TAPE. 100% of the proceeds will go to Medical Aid For Palestinians
- ep 178 - "Intense, Huge..."Dec 14, 2023 · 1 hr 6 minGo see The Boy And The Heron.
Go see Kellar's new band this Sunday in Clevo.
Watch Gaza Fights For Freedom
Opening songs: "Congratulations!" and "Interlude i" by Larval State
Donate to Medical Aid For Palestinians
RIP Kenny Deforest
- ep 177 - "Don't Tread On Knee" w/JakeDec 6, 2023 · 1 hr 59 min[WARNING: THE DEEP STATE SABOTAGED OUR RECORDING]
B2L took a 2 mile road trip to our homie Jake's living room where he's healing up from a lifetime of sin, talking everything from building skyscrapers to DIY skateparks, being punk in yer 30s, Israel/Palestine, and more.
please donate to Medical Aid for Palestinians if you can.
- ep 176 - "Lovers Again In 2010 Plus 13" w/Roman J LeyvaDec 1, 2023 · 1 hr 47 minRoman J Leyva returns to the show to help break down a seminal film of Kellar's adolescence that everyone (including now Kelly) agrees sucks, Macross II: Lovers Again.
You can watch it for free here but we don't recommend that, what you SHOULD do is listen to the soundtrack, which rocks hard and lots HERE.
Before all that there's OLC chat, east side suburb geography, mocktails, local DIY newz, and more (Spaniards)
[Editor's note: I was getting over a one day cold and didn't adequately check mics so Roman is a bit noisy, which... yeah, that's probably fine by him, right? Sorry or you're welcome, whichever works]
As it's been and shall be for a while, donate if you can.
- ep 175 - "Boot Camp For New Dads" w/Brett Thomas and Thrift Store JobberNov 22, 2023 · 1 hr 25 minThe show was rescued from Kellar's vile clutches thanks to your donations, so as a treat there are not one but TWO guests! Brett Thomas and Thrift Store Jobber are on the show talking digging (for business and pleasure), rasslin', relationship advice, and so much more.
Check out Jobber's Etsy store and his podcast Meet Me At Applebee's
Strenk and Brett are doing comedy this (Black) Friday in Clevo, check it out.
- ep 174 - "Ultimatum or/for Vacation"Nov 15, 2023 · 57 min[recorded not edited Tuesday, November 7th, 2023]
Car talk, memories of youth, and a challenge --with special thanks to the Iranian Ministry Of Propaganda (apparently, allegedly, who cares)
Call your representative and tell them to call for a ceasefire now and to knock off all the genocide funding
Call your senator and tell them to call for a ceasefire now and to knock off all the genocide funding
Donate to Medical Aid For Palestinians
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The ball's in your court.
- ep 173 - "Palestine 24/7"Nov 9, 2023 · 1 hr 14 min[recorded Tuesday, November 7th, 2023]
Kelly went to the National March On Washington For A Free Palestine on Saturday, November 4th with a few hundred-thousand other people and now the B2L bois are doing "journalism" about it. Educate yourselves.
Follow the master host of Maryland Milt on Twitter and Instagram
Donate to MAP (Medical Aid for Palestinians)
*Kellar read some numbers off toward the end of the show but they weren't entirely accurate/honest, so here's an update to those
FREE PALESTINE
- ep 172 - "Monday Scaries"Oct 30, 2023 · 56 minRaw bullsharking in the heart of spooky season featuring a cameo by Dr. Tim "Bones" Jones
Please donate to Medical Aid For Palestinians
- ep 171 - "G#D BLESS"Oct 25, 2023 · 1 hr 20 min... or "Never Gonna Not Sh*t My Pants In Any Decade"
The bois discuss a protest they went to and a few other tidbits, then about 25 minutes in they answer roughly a billion and one questions.
E-Mail the show at bored2lifepod@gmail.com
Donate to Medical Aid For Palestinians here
- ep 170 - "Hug Your Kitties At McGigglefuch's"Oct 18, 2023 · 1 hrKellar's been moving thousands of pounds of documents and Strenk did some comedy road-doggin'. Not really any Palestine talk until about 24 minutes in, and then, yeah, it happens.
If you want a maybe more informed and at times funny take on everything, check out this episode of Out For Smokes. If you want a very informed and heavy bummer of a take on everything, check out this episode of Death Is Just Around The Corner.
Kelly was on Heat Death Of The Universe the other week, check that out here.
Write your congressperson and/or senator here and demand an immediate ceasefire in Gaza.
Donate to Medical Aid For Palestinians here.
- ep 169 - "Pieced Off" w/Matt and JamesOct 8, 2023 · 1 hr 26 minKellar, Strenk, Matt, and James all ate the Bored 2-Bored 2 Life FROOT and are talking One Piece: the Netflix show, the manga, the anime, theories and more!!!
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If there's one thing you need to know it's this: Luffy would say FREE PALESTINE
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- ep 168 - "A Two-Duded Dose Of..."Oct 2, 2023 · 1 hrbed, bugs, and rock & roll.
Featuring music by GROUCH
Check out Garbage Kids Vegan and donate to their wedding or Strenk will kick you directly in your a$$.
- ep 167 - "Gripped/Ripped/Uncut"Sep 25, 2023 · 1 hr 1 minThere is an entrance and an exit and all that is in between.
- ep 166(6) - "The Final Bell Tolls 4 Bedtime"Sep 18, 2023 · 1 hr 19 minKellar and Strenk saw Danzig and a rad local show, and Kelly checked out day 2 of AIW's JT Lightning Invitational Tournament (also some ponderings on recent Cro-Magnon drama).
Featuring a tune by SHOW PINK
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