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Ep. 186: The Price of Fame | BS with Brian SimpsonOct 20, 2026 · 46 minIs being famous really worth it? Comedian Brian Simpson explains why fame isn't the same thing as success, and why the entertainment industry can be a dangerous place for artists who don't understand the business. In Episode 186 of BS with Brian Simpson, Brian discusses the hidden costs of celebrity, the loss of privacy, the pressure of public attention, and why he'd rather have financial freedom and a quiet ranch than be famous everywhere he goes. Brian also reacts to the recent SiriusXM comedy radio controversy involving hundreds of working comedians whose material was removed from regular rotation. Drawing on his own experiences in stand-up comedy, he talks about royalties, management, entertainment lawyers, contracts, and why young comedians need to protect their interests.
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00:00 — Brian Is Back on Tour!
00:57 — Hundreds of Comedians Lose SiriusXM Airplay
03:55 — How Comedians Actually Get Paid
06:00 — Brian's Warning About Managers and Lawyers
09:17 — The Hidden Danger of Your First Big Deal
12:51 — Cats, Gaming and Listener Emails
16:33 — Brian Responds to a Listener's Unusual Question
21:31 — Should You Let Your Cat Outside?
28:12 — Why Fame and Success Aren't the Same
34:36 — Brian's Dream Life and the Real Price of Fame
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Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.- Ep. 185: Fired for $140? | BS with Brian SimpsonOct 13, 2026 · 1 hr 3 minBrian Simpson reacts to the bizarre school controversy, breaks down the risks of mixing money and grades, and shares a personal story about a teacher who crossed the line when Brian was in school. But that's only the beginning. Brian also dives into the viral TikTok hot dog comment that turned into a social media controversy, explains why chasing fame can cost more than people realize, and talks about why pulling off the perfect heist is nearly impossible. From the Louvre robbery to cryptocurrency theft, gaming consoles, expensive veterinary bills, listener emails and hilarious pet pictures, this episode goes in some unexpected directions.
Brian Simpson | Live From The Mothership (Full Comedy Special)
00:00 Brian Explains the Problem With Being Kinda Famous
03:50 A Dog, Ducklings & the Pet Picture Parade
05:23 Rough Draft Jeff Strikes Again
11:50 Would You Spend $14,000 to Save Your Dog?
16:20 The $1,400 Used PS5 Pro?!
22:26 A Hot Dog Comment Takes Over TikTok
25:34 The Hidden Price of Fame
31:14 Teacher Fired Over Extra Credit for Donations?!
38:48 Brian's Unbelievable Story About His Own Teacher
48:03 Why Brian Says He Could Never Pull Off a Heist
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- Ep. 184: Rough Draft Jeff | BS with Brian SimpsonOct 6, 2026 · 58 minComedian Brian Simpson reacts to the Fort Worth daycare controversy, discusses parenting, childhood behavior, accountability, and the difficult decisions adults face when children get into conflicts. Earlier in the episode, Brian weighs in on Minneapolis considering a requirement for human safety monitors in driverless taxis, explores the future of Waymo and autonomous vehicles, and shares his thoughts on protecting jobs as technology advances. Plus, Brian talks about returning to Overwatch, his excitement for Deadlock, why his gaming tastes have changed, and the surprising emotional impact of things parents say to their children. And, of course, there are plenty of listener emails, hilarious dilemmas, rescued cats, pet pictures and classic BS moments.
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00:00 — Brian Celebrates a Win and Roasts the Producer
02:10 — Why Autocorrect Makes Everything Worse
04:27 — The Wildest Relationship Dilemma Yet
07:43 — One Childhood Comment Changed His Entire Life
11:04 — The Listener Email Brian Can Barely Understand
14:46 — Brian's Gaming Tastes Are Changing
16:40 — A Rescue Cat Brings Back Brian's Toughest Days
23:16 — Cats, Overwatch and the Future of Deadlock
32:11 — Minneapolis Wants Drivers in Driverless Cars?!
41:36 — Brian Reacts to the Texas Daycare Lawsuit
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- Ep. 183: Chinese Baby Factory? | BS with Brian SimpsonSep 29, 2026 · 55 minComedian Brian Simpson reacts to the legendary Scrabble player who dominated thousands of competitive games, won championships around the world, and somehow conquered French and Spanish Scrabble without actually speaking the languages. But that's only the beginning. Brian also gives surprisingly useful advice about dealing with toxic teammates in online games, explains why the team that loses its composure first usually loses the match, reacts to a listener who may have narrowly avoided a disastrous Tinder meetup, talks custody battles and parents using children against each other, and revisits the growing controversy surrounding international surrogacy in California.
Brian Simpson | Live From The Mothership (Full Comedy Special)
00:00 — The Dubai Guy Returns With an Update
06:00 — The BS Audience Sends More Cats
09:00 — Why Online Games Make People Lose Their Minds
14:00 — Brian's Rule for Dealing With Toxic Teammates
20:05 — The Team That Tilts First Usually Loses
26:00 — The Greatest Scrabble Player Ever?
30:15 — His Tinder Date Started Looking Like a Setup
38:02 — When Parents Use Their Kids as Leverage
42:23 — How Much Power Do Billionaires Really Have?
43:40 — The California Surrogacy Story Gets Even Wilder
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- Ep. 182: Misspelling Madness!!! | BS with Brian SimpsonSep 22, 2026 · 1 hr 14 minComedian Brian Simpson reacts to the wild story of a video game billionaire reported to have fathered more than 100 children and the California surrogate who says she was paid $120,000 to carry one of them. Brian also continues to help out a fan with some grammar issues.
Brian Simpson | Live From The Mothership (Full Comedy Special)
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00:00 — The BS Audience Is Growing
03:00 — Brian Explains His Raygun Meltdown
05:16 — The Truth About Comedy Competitions
07:38 — How Comedians Actually Find Their Voice
13:07 — What Happens When Art Meets Money
19:16 — Should We Stop Dressing Up Our Pets?
22:50 — Batman: Knightfall & Why Bane Works
27:08 — Baby Mama Drama: Should He Go to Court?
38:25 — The Worst-Spelled Email Returns
50:51 — The Billionaire With 100+ Kids
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- Ep. 181: Raygun is TRASH! | BS with Brian SimpsonSep 15, 2026 · 46 minBrian Simpson watched Netflix’s new Raygun documentary and somehow came away with even MORE questions. On Episode 181 of BS with Brian Simpson, Brian reacts to Untold: Raygun — Breaking Badly, the new documentary revisiting Australian breakdancer Rachael “Raygun” Gunn’s viral appearance at the Paris Olympics and the massive reaction that followed.
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00:00 — The Channel Is Exploding
05:18 — Is Talking About Your Ex a Dating Red Flag?
07:20 — The REAL Relationship Red Flag
10:10 — Can You Honestly Judge Yourself?
13:00 — Brian’s Ultimate Relationship Compatibility Test
15:00 — Six Cats Is Absolutely Too Many Cats
19:00 — Batman: Knightfall & Why DC Needs to Stay Dark
22:30 — Why The Penguin Got It Right
25:00 — The Greatest Misspelled Email in BS History
30:55 — Brian Watched Netflix’s Raygun Documentary
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- Ep. 180: 4D Movie Theaters! | BS with Brian SimpsonSep 8, 2026 · 1 hr 10 minWhat happens when you pay full price for something you technically don't own? Brian Simpson dives into the growing debate over digital ownership, Sony moving away from physical PlayStation games, DRM, game licensing, subscriptions, corporate pricing, movie theaters, 4D movies, AI, internet conspiracy theories, true crime, relationships, and another round of listener questions.
Brian Simpson | Live From The Mothership (Full Comedy Special)
Lindsay Clancy Documentary (Not actually a Documentary)
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00:00 — Brian Is Back & The Special Is Taking Off
03:00 — Are We About to Lose Physical Video Games?
06:10 — They Don't Want You to Own Anything
13:10 — If Buying Isn't Owning… What Are We Paying For?
20:45 — The Bank Fee Scheme Brian Never Forgot
26:00 — Brian HATES 4D Movie Theaters
31:15 — The Pronunciation Debate Returns
38:50 — Race, Class & Why Brian Stopped Explaining Himself
47:40 — “I've Raised Her Since Preschool. Should I Adopt Her?”
55:10 — An AI Engineer Challenges Brian + True Crime Takes
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- Ep. 179: Nefarious Women! | BS with Brian SimpsonSep 1, 2026 · 53 minComedian Brian Simpson breaks down the Lindsay Clancy trial and the difficult debate surrounding mental health, postpartum psychosis, criminal responsibility, and accountability. On Episode 179 of BS with Brian Simpson, Brian reacts to one of the most discussed trials in the country and asks the question at the center of the case: how should the justice system balance a severe mental health crisis with responsibility for someone's actions?
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00:00 — The Lindsay Clancy Case
02:21 — Why Has This Trial Become So Divisive?
05:45 — Mental Health vs. Criminal Responsibility
10:07 — Did the Mental Health System Fail Her?
16:06 — Listener Emails + Bottom of the Barrel
18:37 — The $10,000 Pizza Prank That Went WAY Too Far
22:36 — Wait... Banks Don't Have to Keep Your Cash?
30:53 — The Cat With 29 Toes
32:22 — A 37-Year-Old Pretended to Be 12?!
42:13 — Why Are People So Easy to Scam?
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- Ep. 178: Thailand With The Boys | BS with Brian SimpsonAug 25, 2026 · 49 minComedian Brian Simpson breaks down how social media algorithms can distort the way we see the world, why online outrage feels more common than it really is, how Gen Z interacts differently after growing up online, and what happens as artificial intelligence becomes increasingly independent.
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00:00 — Brian Is Back + Tour Updates
02:14 — Your Algorithm Is Not Real Life
05:04 — Is Social Media Making America More Divided?
08:17 — Gaming, Tech & Listener Questions
14:03 — Gen Z, Apps & the Death of Normal Interaction
17:04 — Why You Can't Gatekeep Comedy
26:00 — Should His Girlfriend Let Him Go to Thailand?
32:35 — IMAX, Movies & the Weirdest Listener Stories
35:29 — Could AI Survive Without Humans?
43:36 — When Life Falls Apart, How Do You Keep Going?
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- Ep. 177: Reconnoiter | BS with Brian SimpsonAug 12, 2026 · 43 minComedian Brian Simpson is back with another episode of BS with Brian Simpson, diving into artificial intelligence, technology, government policy, freedom, current events, and listener questions.
00:00 Brian's Special Hits a Huge Milestone
02:35 Texas, THC & Government Policy
08:15 Freedom, Personal Choice & Modern Laws
16:50 Does Prohibition Ever Really Work?
23:20 Why Society Keeps Changing
28:00 Listener Question About Artificial Intelligence
30:00 The AI Security Story Everyone Is Talking About
36:15 Can We Really Control AI?
40:45 Streaming Updates & Upcoming Tour Dates
42:20 Final Thoughts
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- Ep. 176: Three Traffics | BS with Brian SimpsonAug 4, 2026 · 51 minComedian Brian Simpson returns with another episode of BS with Brian Simpson, covering comedy, success, listener questions, technology, travel, everyday life, and some of the internet's strangest stories.
00:00 Brian's Comedy Special & The Power of Word of Mouth
05:40 Why People Judge Too Quickly
06:05 Listener Update From Minneapolis
12:00 Traffic, Cities & Quality of Life
17:00 Helping People in a Cashless World
23:15 Austin vs. Los Angeles vs. New York
27:00 Listener Questions & Everyday Observations
33:30 Internet Stories You Won't Believe
38:45 Medical Breakthroughs & Future Technology
52:00 Tour Dates & Final Thoughts
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- Ep. 175: 9/11 Time Travel | BS with Brian SimpsonJul 28, 2026 · 43 minComedian Brian Simpson returns for another episode of BS with Brian Simpson, answering listener questions about world events, relationships, comedy, technology, gaming, and the changing state of modern life.
00:00 Welcome Back & Tour Updates
01:30 Listener Question From Iran
10:40 How Modern Wars Have Changed
15:00 Could One Person Stop History?
19:45 Relationships, Marriage & Monogamy
24:30 Brian on Why America Still Stands Out
27:30 Corporate Power & Everyday Life
33:10 Christopher Nolan & Movie Review
41:00 Conspiracy Theories & Critical Thinking
42:55 Final Thoughts & Wrap-Up
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- Ep. 174: Unc Status | BS with Brian SimpsonJul 21, 2026 · 1 hrComedian Brian Simpson is back with another episode of BS with Brian Simpson, diving into stand-up comedy, gaming, relationships, success, and answering listener questions with his trademark honesty.
00:00 Welcome Back & Podcast Updates
01:00 GTA 6, PC Gaming & Streaming Plans
04:45 How Many Comedians Are There Really?
13:55 What Makes Someone a Great Comic?
25:10 Brian's Comedy Special Returns
27:00 How Fans Can Support the Podcast
28:35 Slay the Spire & Favorite Games
35:30 Comedy, Fame & Relationships
49:20 Why Comedians Dating Is So Complicated
59:20 Tour Dates & Final Thoughts
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- Ep. 173: Enlisting at 32? | BS with Brian SimpsonJul 14, 2026 · 45 minComedian Brian Simpson is back with another episode of BS with Brian Simpson, covering gaming, travel, career advice, current events, and answering listener questions with his signature honesty and humor.
00:00 Welcome Back & Vacation Thoughts
04:55 Why Brian Is Going All-In on Gaming
10:45 The Best New Games to Play Right Now
11:30 Should You Chase Your Dream Career?
17:15 Military Life & Listener Advice
23:05 GTA 6 First Impressions
31:20 The Airline Window Seat Lawsuit
36:00 Why Airlines Keep Losing Trust
40:00 World Cup Drama & Sports Talk
44:15 Closing Thoughts & Tour Updates
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- Ep 172: Is that baby HIGH? | BS with Brian SimpsonJul 1, 2026 · 54 minComedian Brian Simpson returns for another episode of BS with Brian Simpson, diving into current events, gaming, politics, morality, viral news, and some of the wildest listener emails yet.
00:00 Welcome Back to BS
02:30 The Perjury Debate Continues
06:00 Michael Bay's New Military Movie
10:45 What Really Makes Someone a Hero?
15:20 Reacting to a Shocking UK News Story
21:30 Brian's Latest Gaming Recommendations
24:40 Politics, Immigration & Public Narratives
36:00 A Listener's Unbelievable Relationship Story
49:45 UFC at the White House Revisited
52:00 Brian Explains Why Everyone Thinks He's High
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- Ep. 171: ROACH Sushi | BS with Brian SimpsonJun 23, 2026 · 1 hrComedian Brian Simpson returns for another episode of BS with Brian Simpson, covering UFC at the White House, conspiracy theories, the JFK files, gaming recommendations, restaurant horror stories, current events, and listener questions.
00:00 The Netflix Special Update
01:20 UFC at the White House
06:50 Politics, Listener Emails & Hot Takes
08:00 The Mattress That Changed Brian's Life
12:00 Food Standards, Restaurants & Being Particular
18:45 The Dirty Restaurant Investigation
20:10 Brian's Worst Sushi Experience Ever
29:40 Brian's Gaming Recommendations
35:15 The Most Interesting Conspiracy Theories
49:00 The JFK Files & Unanswered Questions
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- Ep. 170: Two Legged Recliner? | BS with Brian SimpsonJun 16, 2026 · 56 minComedian Brian Simpson dives into artificial intelligence, rising costs of living, technology, comedy, human behavior, and the future of modern society.
00:00 – NBA Finals Chaos
02:00 – Why Brian Loves Watching Great Competition
05:00 – Cat Problems & Computer Disasters
06:20 – Listener Question: Dark Comedy Too Early?
08:15 – Finding Your Voice as a Comedian
11:30 – Why New Comics Overestimate Their Skills
13:00 – Gaming, Auto Chess & Strategy Games
14:05 – The Cat Recliner Invention
18:20 – A Chair Every Cat Owner Wants
23:30 – One of Those Days
24:20 – Can You Refuse AI at Work?
25:00 – The Growing AI Backlash
27:00 – The Race Toward Artificial General Intelligence
28:45 – Why AI Is More Expensive Than People Think
30:10 – Data Centers, Communities & Public Pushback
34:15 – Is the AI Bubble Sustainable?
35:30 – Riots, Immigration & Public Trust
42:00 – When Institutions Lose Credibility
47:00 – The Future of Society
49:00 – Why Life Keeps Getting More Expensive
52:00 – Will AI Eventually Run Everything?
55:00 – Why Brian Keeps Doing This Podcast
56:00 – Tour Dates, Special Release & Outro
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- Ep. 169: Pat.E.goniA | BS with Brian SimpsonJun 9, 2026 · 39 minFrom police arresting a one armed woman to Patagonia Vs. Patty Gonia, we cover everything weird in the news this week with a few listener emails sprinkled in. Keep it tight!
00:00 – Intro & Listener Submissions
01:10 – The One-Handed Driver Traffic Stop
02:35 – Why Courts Care About Evidence
05:25 – The Problem With Small Amounts of Power
09:20 – When You Simply Can't Win
11:00 – Listener Follow-Up: The Perfect Crime Answer
12:25 – The Perjury Solution
14:05 – Gaming, Deadlock & Competitive Play
15:00 – Moving to Minneapolis Advice
16:30 – The Truth About Long RPG Games
17:00 – Why Mattresses Matter More Than You Think
18:55 – Spending Money on the Right Things
22:35 – The Microwaved Fish Incident
24:00 – Workplace Etiquette Gone Wrong
28:10 – Patagonia vs. Patagonia?
31:00 – When Trademark Disputes Get Weird
34:30 – Who's Actually Right Here?
38:45 – Final Thoughts & Outro
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- Ep. 168: Ball Maxing? | BS with Brian SimpsonJun 2, 2026 · 59 minComedian Brian Simpson dives into modern politics, internet culture, psychology experiments, human behavior, and one of the strangest online trends imaginable. In this episode of BS with Brian Simpson, Brian reacts to listener emails about political frustration, social media culture, moving to a new city, psychological studies, trauma, confidence, and the growing obsession with “maxxing” trends online. The conversation ranges from the famous Universe 25 mouse experiment and the Milgram obedience study to modern internet echo chambers, self-worth, and why so many people feel disconnected from modern life.
00:00 – Intro & Korea Travel Delay
00:55 – Listener Pushback on Democrats & Politics
03:39 – Why Politicians Never Face Consequences
08:19 – Why People Treat Politics Like Sports Teams
15:16 – General Life Advice for Listeners
18:28 – The Psychology Experiments That Changed Everything
20:52 – The Monopoly Privilege Experiment Explained
23:20 – Growing Up in the DMV Area
30:55 – Mumbo Sauce, Go-Go Music & D.C. Culture
35:00 – Brian’s New Book Recommendation
37:24 – Thought Experiment: Erasing Trauma
41:15 – Advice for Moving to a New City
48:34 – The Return of “Ball Maxxing”
50:20 – Why Internet Trends Keep Getting Stranger
55:23 – The Real Problem Isn’t Your Appearance
58:20 – Final Thoughts & Outro
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- Ep. 167: Morals vs Capitalism | BS with Brian SimpsonMay 19, 2026 · 42 minThis episode of BS with Brian Simpson covers everything from the viral “Universe 25” mouse experiment to internet echo chambers, modern anxiety, tradwife discourse, media panic cycles, and some of the weirdest online trends imaginable.
Brian also reacts to listener emails, philosophical thought experiments, Reddit confessions, and discusses why so many people feel disconnected despite living in the most connected era in history.
00:00 – Intro & Tour Updates
00:53 – Listener Email About Modern Comedy & Culture
03:14 – Are We Addicted to Convenience?
04:37 – Why Expertise Doesn’t Matter Anymore
08:14 – Thought Experiment: Would You Want to Know Your Death Date?
12:02 – The Ultimate Moral Dilemma
14:17 – The Movie Everyone Slept On
17:41 – Why Philosophy Changes How You Think
18:09 – Publishing Books & Finding Literary Agents
21:35 – Hantavirus Panic & Media Fear Cycles
27:29 – Reddit Confession: Walking Away From Success
30:06 – Why So Many People Crave Simplicity
32:01 – The “Universe 25” Mouse Experiment Explained
35:11 – The Weirdest Internet Trend Yet
39:05 – How the Internet Helps Weird Communities Grow
41:24 – Final Thoughts & Outro
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- Ep. 166: Dolphins are Getting High | BS with Brian SimpsonMay 12, 2026 · 52 minComedian and podcaster Brian Simpson returns with another hilarious and thought-provoking episode of BS with Brian Simpson.
This episode dives deep into modern relationships, loneliness, AI culture, social media, comedy, and the strange direction technology is heading. Brian reacts to listener emails, talks about dating dynamics, discusses AI companions and chatbot culture, and shares his honest thoughts on how people are navigating connection in the modern world.
0:00 – Ron Taylor Wins Big
2:50 – The Reality of Comedy Culture
3:25 – Relationship Advice From Tokyo
5:45 – Dating, Marriage & Commitment
9:30 – Favorite Kill Tony Moment
11:00 – Dolphins Acting Strange?
14:40 – Animals, Intelligence & Getting Bored
17:00 – AI Companions & Emotional Dependency
20:50 – Why AI Feels So Weird
24:10 – Loneliness in the Modern World
27:50 – AI Relationships Are Already Here
31:00 – Is AI Becoming Self-Aware?
35:00 – Military Tech & Artificial Intelligence
38:15 – China’s Growing Tech Advantage
42:00 – Why Politics Feels Broken
47:00 – The Problem With Modern Leadership
50:50 – Final Thoughts & Tour Dates
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- Ep: 165: Hologram Funerals? | BS with Brian SimpsonMay 5, 2026 · 48 minIn this episode of BS with Brian Simpson, Brian dives into real conversations about the comedy grind, personal growth, and navigating relationships in today’s world. From touring experiences and audience dynamics to deeper discussions about beliefs, lifestyle choices, and personal responsibility, this episode blends humor with honest perspective.
0:00 – Welcome Back to BS
1:10 – Life on the Road & Travel Talk
3:00 – What Makes a City Great?
5:00 – Real Talk: Renting, Living & Reality
9:00 – Personal Experiences & Life Lessons
13:00 – Comedy Shows & Audience Moments
17:30 – The Truth About Comedy Success
21:00 – Why Not Everyone Gets It
24:30 – Email: Relationship & Belief Differences
28:00 – Advice on Relationships & Parenting
32:00 – Real Talk on Beliefs & Perspective
36:00 – Growing Up & Life Experiences
40:00 – Cultural Observations & Trends
43:00 – Viral Stories & Reactions
46:00 – Closing Thoughts & Tour Dates
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- Ep. 164: Goodbye NATO | BS with Brian SimpsonApr 28, 2026 · 53 minThis week on BS with Brian Simpson, Brian is back off the road and diving into real-life questions, everyday situations, and honest advice you won’t hear anywhere else.
From navigating modern life to breaking down social habits and relationships, this episode covers everything from dating confidence to everyday interactions, plus thoughtful conversations on work, ambition, and personal growth.
Brian answers listener questions, shares stories from the road, and gives his unfiltered perspective on situations people deal with every day. If you’re looking for real talk, humor, and practical advice, this episode delivers.
00:00 Welcome Back + Tour Updates
01:15 Funny Culture Observations
03:30 Street Interactions & Real Talk
07:00 Everyday Hustles & Reality Checks
10:30 Why People Miss Opportunities
12:10 Listener Question: Big World Concerns
16:30 Social Media & Information Overload
18:40 Viral Story Breakdown
20:00 Gaming & Dream Game Ideas
24:00 Advice: Getting Your Work Seen
30:00 How the Industry Really Works
33:00 Dating Advice: Shoot Your Shot
36:00 Confidence vs Overthinking
39:00 What Makes People Attractive
42:00 Listener Follow-Ups & Life Tips
45:00 Big Life Questions & Perspective
50:00 History, Lessons & Reality
53:00 Final Thoughts + Wrap Up
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- Ep. 163: Creepy Teachers | BS with Brian SimpsonApr 22, 2026 · 1 hr 10 minIn this episode of BS with Brian Simpson, Brian dives into real-life advice, relationships, gaming culture, and the truth behind why people ask for advice in the first place.
Are people really looking for guidance… or just validation?
From deep conversations about relationships and communication to thoughts on the future of gaming and community, this episode blends humor with honest perspective. Brian also shares insights on personal growth, decision-making, and why understanding your own mindset is key to making better choices.
00:00 – Welcome Back & Listener Advice
00:45 – The Truth About Asking for Advice
03:00 – Are You Looking for Answers… or Validation?
06:00 – How People Frame Their Own Stories
08:30 – AI, Journals & Always Being “Right”
11:00 – The Future of Gaming & Community
15:00 – Why Gaming Is About Connection
20:00 – When Money Changes the Experience
23:00 – Listener Update: Relationship Growth
27:00 – Communication Can Make or Break You
31:00 – Real Talk on Personal Responsibility
35:00 – When Communication Breaks Down
40:00 – Wild Story Reaction & Real Commentary
46:00 – When Public Behavior Goes Too Far
52:00 – Culture, Behavior & Perspective
56:00 – Why People Stay Stuck in Bad Patterns
1:00:00 – Final Thoughts & Life Lessons
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- Ep. 162: Remember the Alamo (Drafthouse) | BS with Brian SimpsonApr 15, 2026 · 1 hrIn this episode of BS with Brian Simpson, Brian breaks down one of the most surprising movies of the year and why it completely exceeded expectations. From storytelling and pacing to character development, this film delivered in a way most modern movies don’t.
But that leads to a bigger conversation…
Are movie theaters losing what made them great?
Brian shares real experiences from a recent theater visit and dives into how changes in service, technology, and ownership are affecting the movie-going experience. From customer service shifts to new ordering systems, things aren’t quite what they used to be.
00:00 – Unexpected Movie Review That Changed Everything
02:30 – Why This Film Actually Works
05:00 – Overrated vs Underrated Movies
08:00 – Movies You Have to REALLY Pay Attention To
11:00 – Why Watching Movies Alone Hits Different
13:00 – The Movie Theater Experience Is Changing
16:00 – What Happened to Great Customer Service?
20:00 – Are Companies Getting Worse Over Time?
24:00 – Listener Questions & Real-Life Advice
32:00 – Space Missions & Viral Internet Reactions
36:00 – Gaming Talk: Consoles, PC, and New Trends
44:00 – Wild Theories About Businesses
52:00 – Gaming Frustrations & Updates
59:00 – Final Thoughts + Tour Announcements
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- Ep. 161: Nice Try NASA | BS with Brian SimpsonApr 8, 2026 · 42 minIn this episode of BS with Brian Simpson, Brian dives into a mix of wild listener stories, real-life relationship drama, and thought-provoking conversations about the future.
From complicated family dynamics to a bizarre camping experience that raises more questions than answers, this episode blends humor with honest perspective.
00:00 – Intro & What’s Going On This Week
01:00 – Reflecting on Pop Culture Moments
02:30 – Listener Story: Family Tension Builds
06:00 – When Boundaries Get Crossed
09:30 – Letting Go of the “Perfect Family” Idea
11:00 – New Story: Camping Trip Setup
13:00 – Things Start Getting Strange
16:00 – The Situation Escalates
18:30 – Friendship vs Misunderstanding
21:00 – Should You Apologize or Move On?
23:00 – Big Question: Preparing for the Future
26:00 – Can Society Actually Plan Ahead?
29:00 – Why People Don’t Act Until It’s Too Late
32:00 – Space, Exploration & Big Ideas
35:00 – Final Thoughts & Wrap Up
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- Ep. 160: Quadruple Amputee Killer | BS with Brian SimpsonMar 31, 2026 · 41 minIn this episode of BS with Brian Simpson, Brian reacts to some of the most bizarre and confusing real-world stories making the rounds right now.
From unbelievable news headlines to questionable decision-making, this episode dives into the kind of stories that make you stop and think, “How is this even possible?”
00:00 – Quick Intro & What’s Coming
01:00 – Listener Story: Scams & Wild Situations
03:30 – Should There Be More Accountability?
06:30 – The Story Everyone Is Talking About
10:00 – Breaking Down What Doesn’t Add Up
14:30 – Why Media Leaves Out Key Details
18:30 – The Questions No One Is Answering
22:00 – Another Viral Story Reaction
26:30 – Real Talk on Relationships & Society
30:00 – Internet Stories That Go Too Far
34:30 – Product Trends & What People Buy
38:00 – Why People Fall for Certain Marketing
41:00 – Final Thoughts & Wrap Up
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- Ep. 159: $30 Million Heist you've never heard of | BS with Brian SimpsonMar 24, 2026 · 51 minIn this episode of BS with Brian Simpson, Brian dives into some of the most fascinating and surprising topics—from viral reality shows to real-world crime stories and the psychology behind risky decisions. This is a hot one.
00:00 Intro + Tour Recap & Live Shows
01:30 Why Celebrity Culture Isn’t That Interesting
03:00 The Reality Show That Raises Big Questions
06:30 Why People Take Extreme Risks
10:00 Power, Authority & Real-Life Systems
14:00 Public Figures & Responsibility Discussion
17:00 Listener Email: Life Upgrades & Advice
19:00 Everyday Laws You Didn’t Know About
22:00 Gaming Talk: What’s Worth Your Time
25:00 Wild News Story Breakdown
28:00 The Most Impressive Heists Ever
34:00 Why Most People Get Caught
38:00 Discipline, Money & Human Nature
43:00 The Small Mistakes That Change Everything
47:00 Real Talk on Success & Friendships
50:30 Final Thoughts + Outro
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- Ep. 158: SXSW Rant, Jonestown, and Unc Gamers | BS with Brian SimpsonMar 17, 2026 · 1 hr 4 minIn this episode of BS with Brian Simpson, Brian dives into a wide range of topics including comedy culture, festival season in Austin, gaming debates, and real-life listener advice.
Brian shares his thoughts on how creative festivals evolve over time, the challenges artists face in entertainment spaces, and why authenticity matters in comedy and creative communities.
The episode also features listener emails covering friendship boundaries, relationships, and navigating disagreements with people you care about.
Later in the episode, Brian talks about gaming culture, what makes a great video game experience, and why certain design choices matter to players.
If you enjoy podcasts about comedy, culture, gaming, and honest conversations about life, this episode is for you.
00:00 – Festival Season in Austin
02:00 – Why Festivals Change Over Time
06:00 – Comedy Culture & Authenticity
10:30 – Austin Traffic During Festivals
15:30 – Public Transportation Debate
20:00 – Wild News Story Breakdown
26:00 – Listener Email: Friendship Drama
34:30 – Setting Boundaries With Friends
41:00 – Advice on Communication in Relationships
47:00 – Relationship & Politics Debate
55:00 – Gaming Culture Rant
1:05:00 – Game Design Pet Peeves
1:15:00 – More Listener Questions
1:25:00 – Final Thoughts
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- Ep. 157: Murdered his friend over french fries | BS with Brian SimpsonMar 10, 2026 · 42 minIn this episode of BS with Brian Simpson, Brian Simpson breaks down listener questions, unusual news stories, and everyday life decisions with his signature honest perspective.
Brian discusses smart spending habits, why some things are worth investing in, and how small decisions can affect your long-term comfort and quality of life. He also reacts to bizarre headlines, internet rumors, and situations where people made extremely questionable choices.
00:00 – Welcome Back & Tour Updates
01:10 – Listener Question: Buying Furniture on a Budget
04:30 – Why Mattresses Are Worth the Investment
08:00 – The Difference Between Frugal and Cheap
11:40 – Reacting to a Wild News Story About an Argument Over Food
17:00 – How Small Decisions Can Change Lives
22:30 – Austin Nightlife & Why Late Nights Get Risky
28:30 – Internet Rumors and Viral Misinformation
33:30 – When Online Stories Turn Out to Be Fake
36:30 – Bizarre Crime Story: A Very Bad Plan
40:30 – Why Bad Decisions Often Start Small
42:10 – Final Thoughts & Listener Emails
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- Ep. 156: Stalking your wife into marriage and nasty co-workers | BS with Brian SimpsonMar 3, 2026 · 47 minIn this episode of BS with Brian Simpson, Brian breaks down celebrity headlines, relationship expectations, internet confession culture, and a difficult workplace dilemma — all with his signature honest perspective.
00:00 – Welcome Back & What Counts as “Big News” Now
02:15 – Celebrity Feuds & Why They Don’t Hit the Same
07:00 – Childless vs Childfree: What’s the Difference?
11:40 – Why You Can’t Change Someone in a Relationship
18:00 – Reddit Confessions & Internet Stories
23:30 – Should You Reveal a Secret That Could Change Everything?
26:00 – The “Stinky Coworker” Workplace Dilemma
31:00 – How to Address Hygiene Issues Professionally
36:00 – Leverage, Power & Knowing Your Value at Work
42:30 – Corporate vs Service Industry Work Culture
45:00 – Tour Updates & Closing Thoughts
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- Ep. 155: Fake ultrasounds, Epstein rant, & BAFTA | BS with Brian SimpsonFeb 24, 2026 · 49 minIn this episode of BS with Brian Simpson, Brian Simpson shares honest, thoughtful perspective on Austin’s rapid growth, the evolution of comedy, originality in creative work, and listener questions about real-life situations.
Brian discusses how cities change over time, the realities of modern creative careers, and why originality still matters in stand-up comedy. He also responds to listener emails covering relationships, decision-making, and unusual real-world situations—blending humor with grounded perspective.
00:00 – Welcome Back & Show Updates
01:15 – Listener Question: Austin’s Growth Explained
04:30 – Why Cities Change Over Time
07:05 – Comedy Originality and Creative Discipline
11:00 – Internet Fame vs Real-World Skill
15:45 – Listener Story: Relationship and Trust
19:30 – Modern Media and Perspective
24:15 – News Story Reaction: Lottery Controversy
30:40 – Fairness, Luck, and Opportunity
36:10 – Public Events and Media Decisions
42:00 – Final Advice and Listener Questions
52:10 – Closing Thoughts
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- Ep. 154: Korea has ageist nightclubs? | BS with Brian SimpsonFeb 10, 2026 · 42 minThis week Brian breaks down real questions about navigating professional environments, handling personal business privately, understanding long-term consequences, and why honesty and discretion matter more than public validation. Along the way, he reacts to news stories, reflects on workplace dynamics, and explores why certain environments fit different stages of life.
00:00 – Welcome Back & Tour Updates
02:00 – Listener Question: Giving Honest Advice
05:30 – Workplaces, Privacy, and Boundaries
09:45 – Why Discretion Matters
14:30 – Long-Term Consequences vs. Short-Term Wins
19:00 – Relationships and Shared Interests
23:45 – Listener Follow-Up: Perspective Shift
28:40 – Reacting to Cultural Differences
33:50 – Aging, Environments, and Comfort
38:40 – Finding Humor in Everyday Life
42:10 – Final Thoughts & Wrap-Up
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- Ep. 153: It's a winter wonderland | BS with Brian SimpsonFeb 3, 2026 · 47 minIn this episode of BS with Brian Simpson, Brian responds to listener emails and current stories while sharing honest, humorous perspective on everyday frustrations, creativity, games, work ethic, and modern life.
Brian discusses everything from how people process stress and irritation, to why creativity takes discipline, to the difference between intentional challenge and unnecessary frustration in games and work. Along the way, he breaks down listener questions, reacts to unusual news stories, and reflects on how people navigate responsibility, ambition, and expectations in today’s world.
00:00 – Welcome Back & Tour Updates
02:10 – Dealing With Everyday Frustrations
05:30 – Why Some Challenges Feel Rewarding
09:10 – Games, Creativity, and Intentional Difficulty
13:45 – Listener Email: Creative Discipline
18:40 – Work Ethic and Long-Term Focus
23:30 – Reacting to Unusual News Stories
28:50 – Responsibility, Stress, and Perspective
34:40 – How People Process Anger and Frustration
39:55 – Finding Humor in Real Life
45:10 – Final Listener Thoughts & Wrap-Up
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- Ep. 152: Demonizing Passport Bros? | BS with Brian SimpsonJan 27, 2026 · 45 minBrian responds to real-world questions about navigating partnerships without resentment, making smart financial choices, choosing growth over comfort, and understanding when logic and emotion collide. From relationship dynamics to long-term thinking, this episode balances humor with thoughtful insight — without pretending there’s one right answer.
00:00 – Welcome Back & Tour Updates
02:10 – Why Boundaries Matter in Relationships
05:00 – Logic vs. Emotion
08:30 – Spending Money With Intention
12:40 – When Compromise Becomes Resentment
17:20 – Choosing Peace Over Being Right
22:30 – Career Risk and Long-Term Thinking
27:45 – Advice Without Pretending to Be an Expert
33:10 – Navigating Modern Expectations
38:40 – Growth, Accountability, and Self-Awareness
43:50 – Final Thoughts & Listener Takeaways
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- Ep. 151: Fan got scammed by an escort! | BS with Brian SimpsonJan 20, 2026 · 1 hr 8 minBrian dives into thoughtful listener emails covering relationships, personal responsibility, boundaries, anger, trust, and decision-making. With his signature honesty and humor, Brian breaks down why advice should never be treated as instruction — and why listening, context, and accountability matter more than quick answers.
00:00 – Welcome Back & Live Show Updates
02:05 – The Weight of Giving Advice
04:15 – Honesty vs. Expertise
07:30 – Why Listening Matters
11:45 – Recognizing Fear and Pressure
16:20 – Compassion Without Judgment
20:45 – Processing Anger the Right Way
26:10 – Boundaries, Responsibility, and Choice
32:30 – Fans, Critics, and Engagement
38:45 – Authenticity vs. Persona
44:10 – Long-Term Thinking Over Short-Term Relief
50:30 – Final Thoughts on Advice and Accountability
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- Ep. 150: The Art or the Artist? | BS with Brian SimpsonJan 13, 2026 · 44 minIn episode 150, Brian responds to a wide range of listener emails covering relationships, personal growth, culture, technology, and modern dilemmas — all with honesty, humor, and clear perspective.
00:00 – Welcome Back & Setting the Tone
01:20 – A Listener Story That Sparks the Episode
04:10 – Identity, Perspective & Humor
07:45 – Relationship Advice & Hard Truths
11:30 – Boundaries, Responsibility & Growth
15:40 – When Advice Gets Complicated
20:10 – Culture, Media & Accountability
24:50 – Creativity, Entertainment & Enjoyment
29:30 – Technology, AI & Modern Concerns
34:10 – Final Thoughts & Closing Perspective
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- Ep. 149: Roomate Romance | BS with Brian SimpsonJan 6, 2026 · 48 minWelcome back to BS with Brian Simpson, where Brian breaks down listener emails, modern culture, and the everyday logic behind why life feels more frustrating than it used to. This week Brian reacts to a wide range of fan emails that spiral into bigger conversations about digital ownership, gaming culture, technology, relationships, parenting, and personal responsibility. From frustrations with modern companies to why people avoid accountability, this episode blends humor with sharp, honest perspective.
00:00 – Welcome Back & Modern Life Reality Check
01:15 – Digital vs Physical Games Explained
04:00 – Why Ownership Doesn’t Feel Real Anymore
06:45 – Gaming, Consoles, and What People Actually Use
09:30 – Listener Advice: Attraction & Shared Living
14:30 – Why Dating a Roommate Gets Complicated Fast
19:00 – Emotional Reality vs Expectations
23:30 – Culture, Accountability, and Responsibility
27:00 – How Past Generations Imagined the Future
31:00 – Technology, Privacy, and Social Change
38:45 – AI, Parenting, and Responsibility
45:30 – Final Thoughts & Tour Dates
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- Ep. 148: Reversed Double Standard | BS with Brian SimpsonDec 30, 2025 · 1 hr 3 minThis week, Brian breaks down a long-running listener story involving missed timing, emotional attachment, and the hard truth about knowing when to walk away. From unspoken feelings to complicated living situations, Brian offers honest insight on why clarity matters more than comfort.
00:00 – Welcome back & tour updates
01:40 – Holiday thoughts and gift expectations
03:10 – Why waiting to speak up changes everything
05:00 – A long-term listener story begins
07:45 – When feelings stay unspoken too long
10:20 – Living close to someone you want
13:10 – Emotional confusion vs real connection
16:40 – Why some people choose chaos
20:00 – The danger of “what if” thinking
23:30 – Peace of mind as a life rule
27:10 – Knowing when the door is closed
30:00 – Advice for letting go cleanly
33:30 – Why timing matters more than intention
36:10 – Listener reactions & perspective checks
39:40 – Final thoughts on growth and clarity
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- Ep. 147: Mandatory DNA Testing at Birth? | BS with Brian SimpsonDec 23, 2025 · 1 hr 5 minIn this episode, Brian reacts to intense fan emails, ranging from chaotic relationship sagas to deeper conversations about power, mental health of veterans, risk-taking, ambition, and what happens when people reach the top and still feel empty.
00:00 – Welcome back & upcoming shows
01:10 – Why fan emails keep getting wilder
03:45 – Corporate trust and why consumers feel trapped
06:30 – When search, ads, and profit collide
09:10 – Why big companies stop caring
12:00 – A massive listener update begins
15:20 – Trauma, survival, and being unheard
19:40 – How systems fail people in crisis
23:10 – Power, paranoia, and losing control
27:00 – Why some stories sound unbelievable but aren’t
31:15 – Brian breaks down hyper-vigilance
35:40 – The long-term cost of untreated trauma
39:30 – Relationship chaos and risky decisions
43:50 – Why some people can’t stop pushing limits
47:20 – Ambition, dominance, and needing the thrill
51:00 – When success isn’t enough anymore
54:40 – Risk as the last remaining emotion
58:10 – Why consequences stop mattering
01:01:30 – Final thoughts on power and restraint
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- Ep. 146: We buying a cybertruck? | BS with Brian SimpsonDec 16, 2025 · 44 minIn this episode of BS With Brian Simpson, Brian reads one of the longest, wildest, most chaotic listener emails ever sent to the show — a full saga of breakups, new relationships, jealousy, trust issues, mistakes, secrets, and self-reflection gone sideways.
00:00 The Wildest Email Episode Begins
01:57 “I Want a Cybertruck… Will People Judge Me?”
06:10 A Massive Follow-Up Email From Episode 124
07:49 The Chaotic Upstairs/Downstairs Living Situation
10:14 New Girlfriend, Old Problems
14:02 Where Everything Started Falling Apart
15:28 The Phone Check That Exposed Everything
16:33 Old Messages, Secrets & “Why Do You Still Have That?”
21:51 The Final Straw That Ended the Engagement
27:15 Brian’s Brutal Truth: “You Don’t Get Them Back.”
32:14 IRS Agents Watching OnlyFans?!
37:12 Brian Breaks Down Government Logic (or Lack Of)
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- Ep. 145: Harassed By Government | BS with Brian SimpsonDec 9, 2025 · 50 minFrom career struggles and health challenges to relationship drama, gaming culture, internet trends, and big-picture questions about AI — Brian breaks it all down with his signature mix of honesty, humor, and sharp insight.
❗️ Chapters
00:00 Brian Returns — The Email Episode Begins
00:37 A Listener’s Life Falls Apart After a Health Diagnosis
05:01 “Has This Held Me Back?” — A Brutally Honest Question
07:40 When People Speak With Zero Facts
10:58 The Wildest News Story Brian Has Ever Read
15:12 A Disturbing Case That Shakes Brian
20:14 The AI Breakdown Nobody Is Talking About
27:24 A Marine Shares a Shocking Life Story
31:29 “I Want Peace… But What Do I Do Now?”
37:59 The Trap of Modern Creativity
43:29 Why Everything Feels Unoriginal
49:13 Closing Thoughts & Upcoming Tour
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- Ep. 144: Affair with a Married Woman - Full Story | BS with Brian SimpsonDec 2, 2025 · 30 minThis week Brian reads the final chapter of one of the craziest listener sagas ever submitted — a multi-episode relationship roller coaster involving secrecy, confusion, emotional chaos, and a shocking twist ending.
❗️ Chapters
00:00 – Welcome back & show updates
00:24 – A different kind of episode begins
01:00 – The return of a three-part listener saga
02:10 – The original email recap
03:30 – How it all started: a relationship gone sideways
05:12 – The emotional trap explained
06:40 – Why walking away is harder than it sounds
08:20 – The moment everything unravels
09:55 – A reality check in the car
11:00 – Drawing boundaries that finally stick
12:25 – The update that changes everything
14:00 – The husband enters the story
15:20 – The shocking phone call
17:10 – Unexpected empathy and confusion
18:30 – The truth about what happened next
20:00 – Why some people never face consequences
22:00 – “I’ve moved on” — the final word
23:10 – Life update from Tokyo
24:20 – Lessons learned the hard way
26:00 – Brian’s final thoughts & positive ending
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- Ep. 143: Wild Fan Emails, Conspiracy Theories & Real-Life Chaos | BS with Brian SimpsonNov 25, 2025 · 1 hr 10 minThis week Brian dives into wild inbox confessions, surprising conspiracy thinking, real-talk about relationships, and the comedy behind the confusion of modern life.
❗️ Chapters
00:00 – Weekend Recap & Tour Dates
01:30 – What Brian Is Playing Right Now
04:00 – The Game That Keeps Pulling Him Back In
06:10 – Why Certain Games Have Everyone Hooked
08:00 – Brian Talks About Conspiracy Mindsets
10:45 – The Hidden Danger of “Harmless” Conspiracy Theories
13:20 – What’s REALLY Going on With Certain Businesses
15:40 – Why Private Equity Is Quietly Changing Everything
18:30 – Housing, Costs, and the Austin Problem
20:15 – Airline Chaos & The Truth About Budget Flights
23:05 – Waffle House, FEMA & Disaster Reality Checks
25:00 – Fan Email #1: PowerPoint Thanksgiving Update
30:10 – Fan Email #2: Relationship Drama Abroad
33:20 – Why Men Struggle With Heartbreak Differently
37:00 – Modern Marriage, Money & Harsh Realities
41:50 – Life Overseas vs. The American Dream
45:20 – Brian’s Thoughts on Love vs. Logic
48:00 – Tulsa Show Story: The Unexpected Situation
52:30 – When Good Intentions Go Wrong
56:10 – Brian Talks Instinct, Intuition & Life Choices
59:00 – Closing Thoughts & Fan Follow-Ups
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- Ep. 142: Dating Apps and Email Updates | BS with Brian SimpsonNov 18, 2025 · 36 minIn this episode, Brian reacts to a series of unbelievable relationship emails, breaks down dating dynamics, talks about traveling for shows, food recommendations, and gives grounded life insights you won’t hear anywhere else.
If you enjoy episodes that mix real stories, authentic advice, and Brian’s signature take on life, hit that Subscribe button — it truly helps the show grow.
00:00 – Welcome Back & On the Road Again
00:50 – Listener Email: “Maybe He’s Going Through Something”
03:00 – Relationship Challenges & Emotional Breaking Points
05:20 – Co-Parenting, Stability, and Real-Life Struggles
07:50 – A Mother’s Perspective on Trying to Improve
10:10 – Gaming Talk: Travel Tips & Battery Secrets
12:45 – Food on the Road: Chains vs Local Spots
15:20 – Why Word of Mouth Still Matters
18:05 – Restaurant Consistency & Travel Stories
21:40 – Listener Follow-Up: Setting Boundaries
24:20 – How Scams Hook People Emotionally
27:00 – Social Worker Weighs In on Relationship Styles
30:10 – Knowing Yourself Before Dating Others
32:20 – Dating Apps vs Meeting in Person
34:15 – The “Too Many Options” Problem
36:00 – The Math Behind Choosing a Partner
37:30 – Final Thoughts & How to Send Your Emails
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- Ep. 141: The Dubai Affair | BS with Brian SimpsonNov 11, 2025 · 1 hr 8 minIn this episode, Brian shares updates from his comedy tour, answers wild listener emails, and dives deep into relationships, trust, heartbreak, and self-growth — all with his trademark blend of honesty and humor. If you’ve ever wondered how to bounce back from bad love, how to reconnect after isolation, or how to stop self-sabotaging — this one’s for you.
00:00 – Welcome back from tour!
02:00 – Comedy, fans, and viral moments
06:15 – Advice Champ: Helping your partner make friends
14:30 – Relationship regret and emotional walls
21:40 – Learning from heartbreak
29:50 – The artist’s mind and mental health
36:00 – Wild listener email: The forbidden love triangle
48:20 – Can you fix betrayal once it happens?
55:00 – Life lessons from military service
01:03:40 – The truth about discipline, growth, and purpose
01:10:50 – Closing thoughts & gratitude to fans
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- Ep. 140: You no pay? I no work! | BS with Brian SimpsonNov 4, 2025 · 1 hr 5 minWelcome back to BS with Brian Simpson — this week Brian answers listener emails, talks real life, and roast-level breaks down the chaos of travel, relationships, and parenting…
❗️ Chapters
00:00 – Show is back + tour dates
02:00 – How to send emails to the show
03:30 – Atlanta airport: the chaos hub
08:30 – Why travel problems stack up in one city
12:30 – Military story about not getting paid
18:30 – Standing up for yourself at work
24:00 – Listener email: relationships & rules
30:30 – Being honest vs keeping the peace
35:00 – Listener email: parenting and boundaries
40:00 – Kids need stability more than anything
45:00 – Government, money, and regular people
52:00 – Closing thoughts + send your emails
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- Ep. 139: GTA 6 Will Cost HOW MUCH?! | BS with Brian SimpsonOct 21, 2025 · 46 minWelcome back to BS with Brian Simpson — where comedy, real talk, and a little chaos collide.
In this episode, Brian dives deep into the Nintendo Switch 2 hype, predicts GTA 6’s wild pricing strategy, breaks down why Battlefield 6 and Madden aren’t what they used to be, and shares hilarious stories from life on the road.
From gaming culture to travel fails (yes, the Atlanta airport strikes again), Brian brings his signature mix of wit, honesty, and storytelling that keeps fans coming back every week.
🎮 Highlights:
– Why the new Nintendo Switch 2 is actually worth it
– Brian’s bold prediction for GTA 6 prices
– Battlefield 6 vs Call of Duty: who’s really winning?
– The truth about gaming culture and public judgment
– Stand-up life, airports, and hilarious real-world chaos
🕹️ BS with Brian Simpson is comedy for thinkers, gamers, and fans of honest conversation.
Subscribe for more hilarious takes, gaming breakdowns, and life stories every week!
📍 Tour Dates & Info: bransonsimpsoncomedy.com
📧 Email the show: frombriansimpson@gmail.com
📱 Follow Brian Simpson on:
Instagram - @bscomedian
TikTok - @briansimpsoncomedy
⏱️ Chapter Markers
00:00 – Welcome Back to BS with Brian Simpson
01:00 – Comedy Tour Updates and Travel Fails
03:00 – Nintendo Switch 2: Worth the Hype?
07:00 – Influencers vs Reality in Gaming Reviews
09:00 – Why GTA 6 Could Cost $300 (And Still Sell Out)
13:00 – Battlefield 6 vs Call of Duty: Old-School Gamers Fight Back
15:00 – Why Modern Gaming Feels Different
18:00 – Airport Nightmares and Travel Comedy
20:00 – Judgment in Public and Being Yourself
22:00 – Comedy Life & Podcast Philosophy
25:00 – Random Headlines and Pop-Culture Chaos
27:00 – Brian Simpson Signs Off With A Laugh
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- Ep. 138: AI, Jobs, Bus Drivers & The Future of America | BS with Brian SimpsonOct 21, 2025 · 40 minIf you enjoy this episode, hit Like, Comment & Subscribe to support the show and keep it growing!
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📖 Description
This week on BS with Brian Simpson, Brian digs into real-world problems and big-picture ideas:
⏱️ Chapters
0:00 – Welcome Back & Tour Updates
1:10 – Factory Life & Bad Management Email
3:00 – Job Security & Automation Talk
6:00 – Always Be Job Hunting (Why You Should)
8:00 – Gaming: Ark Raiders & AI Singularity
10:00 – Would Brian Ever Leave the U.S.?
12:00 – Parenting, Responsibility & Pets
15:00 – Art & Music That Changed His Life
19:00 – Life Advice & Words for Hard Times
20:00 – Breakfast Cereal Debate 🥣
22:00 – AI Theories & The Future of Humanity
25:00 – Bus Driver Chaos Story from Arizona
33:00 – Bus Safety and Traffic Physics
37:00 – Delivery Drivers & City Roundabouts
39:00 – French Influencer Prank Gone Wrong
40:30 – Closing Thoughts & Tour Reminder
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- Ep. 137: We Preppin!!! | BS with Brian SimpsonOct 21, 2025 · 1 hr 3 minWRITE INTO THE SHOW!!!
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⏱️ Chapters
0:00 – Filming in Austin & Opening Emails
1:00 – Accidentally Shooting Foster Brother Story
3:40 – Why Comics Skip Bad Barrel Topics
5:30 – Ghosting, Tinder & Complicated Relationships
8:15 – Marriage, Trust & Red Flags in Dating
11:00 – Why Passion Feels So Wrong (But Right)
15:00 – Incels, Loneliness & Modern Intimacy
18:30 – Violence, Sex & Why Intimacy Matters More
22:00 – Vulnerability, Manipulation & Modern Breakups
27:00 – Real Love vs. Expectations in Relationships
30:00 – OnlyFans, Image & Pride in Your Partner
35:00 – Cancel Culture, Politics & America’s Decline
40:00 – Civil War Fantasies vs. Real Survival
45:00 – Who Really Runs the Country (Follow the Money)
50:00 – Why Trades Matter More Than “Influencers” Today
57:00 – Closing Thoughts & Survival in Modern America
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