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74: Chris vs. Bianca Del RioOct 27, 2026 · 45 minGuard your loins because this week on Chris vs. The People, we have RuPaul Drag Race Season 6 winner and iconic comedian Bianca Del Rio on the show. Before heading out on her huge ‘It Gets Bitter’ tour, Bianca faces rapid fire questions that touch on everything from Laganja Estranja and Gia Gunn to her being on the upcoming season of The Traitors and knowing Alan Cumming from early career gigs. Afterwards, the two dive into stories from Bianca’s long, long, long life, and we learn about cringey career moments and the kind of student she was in high school while growing up in New Orleans. The two then laugh over a hilarious paranormal story involving a moving table, and then the episode ends with a tale of forgotten purses and blacking out in New Orleans while on the clock. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens. 🎟️ SEE ME LIVE: https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/3000650C21A9D876 📺 Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens/posts/chris-vs-bianca-173563390?pr=true Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 Leave a Review: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/chris-vs-the-people/id1807678282 Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282 Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople Chris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Follow the Show: • Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople Executive Producers: • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris) • Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com) Producer: • Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious) Editor: • Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)
73: My Roommate Held Him HostageOct 20, 2026 · 54 minIt’s time for a house meeting because this week on Chris vs. The People, we are diving in to callers’ craziest roommate experiences. The episode starts with a caller sharing the time her selfish roommate ate her grad school science project and then is followed by a caller telling us about her dog-owning roommate that had left little “treats” for her and her roommate to find after being forced to move out. The episode’s third caller recounts a classic tale of roommates - that being the time her roommate was slowly conning the rest of the house out of rent money. Finally, the last caller reveals that his self-proclaimed “sociopath” roommate created a hostage situation with the other roommate. It’s a rollercoaster of an episode but one that will leave you feeling grateful for the roommates you might have. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens. 🎟️ SEE ME LIVE: https://www.ticketmaster.com/event/3000650C21A9D876 📺 Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens/posts/my-roommate-held-172911742?pr=true Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 Leave a Review: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/chris-vs-the-people/id1807678282 Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282 Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople Chris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Follow the Show: • Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople Executive Producers: • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris) • Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com) Producer: • Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious) Editor: • Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)
72: I Stole $30,000 From My FriendOct 6, 2026 · 47 minGet ready to lock in because this week on Chris vs. The People, we are hearing all about the craziest things people have gotten away with. The episode kicks off with a caller recounting the story of how she stole $2,000 worth of liquid from her job one summer. Following that, a caller shares her dysfunctional story of being driven to college by her mom, which ends in a stolen U-Haul and psychedelics. Afterwards, the episode’s third caller recalls how she got back at her negligent roommate, and finally the episode ends with even sweeter revenge when the final caller reveals what she did to get back at someone who drugged her. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens. 🎟️ GET TICKETS TO MY TOUR: https://linktr.ee/chrisklemens?lt_utm_source=lt_admin_share_link#564501532 📺 Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens/posts/i-stole-30-000-171619674?pr=true Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 Leave a Review: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/chris-vs-the-people/id1807678282 Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282 Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople Chris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Follow the Show: • Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople Executive Producers: • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris) • Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com) Producer: • Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious) Editor: • Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)
71: I Told His Parents About His Secret ChildSep 29, 2026 · 34 minCourt is in session because this week on Chris vs. The People, it’s all about determining whether the people are a**holes or not. The first caller questions if she is in the wrong for quitting a friendship with a very interesting friend. Next, we hear from a caller who accidentally revealed to her dead boyfriend’s parents that their son had a child, and finally, another caller needs to know if she’s the a**hole for slapping her dad’s girlfriend’s daughter. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens. 🎟️ GET TICKETS TO MY TOUR: https://linktr.ee/chrisklemens?lt_utm_source=lt_admin_share_link#564501532 📺 Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens/posts/i-told-his-about-170912380?pr=true Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 Leave a Review: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/chris-vs-the-people/id1807678282 Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282 Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople Chris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Follow the Show: • Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople Executive Producers: • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris) • Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com) Producer: • Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious) Editor: • Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)
70: Chris vs. AsheSep 22, 2026 · 46 minThis week on Chris vs. The People, singer/songwriter Ashe stopped by as a special guest. Fresh off of opening for Benson Boone on his Wanted Man Tour, Ashe shares all her lore, like the time she would run away from home to her neighbors house as a baby. She also discusses heartbreak and divorce, which led to her current hit song Stop the Wedding. Ashe also recounts the time she drunkenly went up to Margot Robbie at a Halloween party with friend, Finneas, to let the movie star know that they are doppelgängers. The singer later reveals some spooky supernatural activity in her Nashville home, as well as how she met her now husband while touring and being in a different relationship. The episode is as heartwarming and wholesome as it is funny and chaotic as Chris and Ashe banter with ease. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens. 👕 Download the Quince app for app-exclusive offers, or go to http://quince.com/klemens to upgrade your everyday 📎 Visit http://upwork.com/klemens to post your job for free + connect with top talent ready to help your business grow 🎟️ GET TICKETS TO MY TOUR: https://linktr.ee/chrisklemens?lt_utm_source=lt_admin_share_link#564501532 📺 Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens/posts/chris-vs-ashe-170215048?pr=true Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 Leave a Review: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/chris-vs-the-people/id1807678282 Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282 Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople Chris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Follow the Show: • Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople Executive Producers: • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris) • Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com) Producer: • Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious) Editor: • Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)
69: My Mom Cheated With a MurdererSep 15, 2026 · 1 hr 2 minGrab your popcorn and get comfortable because this week on Chris vs. The People, we are diving in to listeners’ family lore. The first caller shares the time she went shot for shot with her alcoholic father…the same guy that fired a shotgun in the house. Next we hear from a caller whose mom cheated on their dad with someone in prison for murder, and afterwards, a caller recounts the time she and her cousins and friends accidentally set their neighbors yard on fire. The last caller reveals that sometimes your own mother will be the reason for your downfall, as he was drugged intentionally by his mom. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens. 🎟️ GET TICKETS TO MY TOUR: https://linktr.ee/chrisklemens 📺 Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens/posts/my-mom-cheated-169620756?pr=true Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 Leave a Review: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/chris-vs-the-people/id1807678282 Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282 Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople Chris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Follow the Show: • Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople Executive Producers: • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris) • Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com) Producer: • Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious) Editor: • Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)
68: Chris vs. Rebecca BlackSep 8, 2026 · 47 minThis week on Chris vs. The People, Chris talks with pop star and longtime friend Rebecca Black on the cusp of the release of her new album, Age of the Exhibitionist. With it only being 11am, the two dive in to share laughs and stories of dysfunctional family lore, growing up in Anaheim, and feeling the need to impress a date. Rebecca also uncovers the truth behind touring mishaps that may or may not include a drunk concert-goer and an iPhone charger and then later shares an anecdote from a previous Coachella trip with her friends that started with edibles and ended with a totaled Porsche. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens. 🍴 For a limited time, Tempo is offering my listeners 60% off your first box when you go to http://tempomeals.com/Klemens 📎 Visit http://upwork.com/klemens to post your job for free + connect with top talent ready to help your business grow 🎟️ GET TICKETS TO MY TOUR: https://linktr.ee/chrisklemens 📺 Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens/posts/chris-vs-rebecca-168959042 Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 Leave a Review: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/chris-vs-the-people/id1807678282 Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282 Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople Chris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Follow the Show: • Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople Executive Producers: • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris) • Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com) Producer: • Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious) Editor: • Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)
67: My Married Boss is Sleeping with My CoworkerAug 25, 2026 · 41 minIt’s time to clock in because this week on Chris vs. The People, we are entering the workforce and hearing from callers sharing trials and tribulations from their places of work. The first caller tells the story of when she sharted in her boss’ office, leaving Chris to catch some major strays. Then we hear from a caller who tried to hook up with their coworker, only to be left standing outside their house in nothing but their underwear. The final caller recounts the time she discovered that her boss and her coworker have been hooking up for the last 6 years, ending with house visits and police officers. With an episode this chaotic and jaw-dropping, you just might be convinced that your workplace isn’t so bad after all. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens. 🎟️ GET TICKETS TO MY TOUR: https://linktr.ee/chrisklemens 📺 Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens/posts/my-married-boss-167601208?pr=true Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 Leave a Review: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/chris-vs-the-people/id1807678282 Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282 Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople Chris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Follow the Show: • Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople Executive Producers: • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris) • Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com) Producer: • Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious) Editor: • Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)
66: My Teacher Called Me from PrisonAug 18, 2026 · 47 minWe’re going back to school this week on Chris vs. The People because callers are sharing stories (or trauma) from their days in academia. First we hear from a caller whose dad turned her drive to school into a scene from a Mission Impossible movie. Afterwards, a caller comes clean about plagiarizing a song from a major movie, and another reveals that she got a call from prison…from her old middle school teacher. The episode is closed out with a tale of summer camp and an absolutely unhinged live action recreation of the Underground Railroad. And yes, you read that correctly. Get ready and buckle up for an episode full of laughs, nostalgia, and moments that will have you asking the driver to stop the bus. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens. 📎 Visit http://upwork.com/klemens to post your job for free + connect with top talent ready to help your business grow 🍴 For a limited time, Tempo is offering my listeners 60% off your first box when you go to http://tempomeals.com/Klemens 🎟️ GET TICKETS FOR CVTP LIVE: https://linktr.ee/chrisklemens 📺 Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens/posts/my-teacher-me-167026546?pr=true Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 Leave a Review: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/chris-vs-the-people/id1807678282 Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282 Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople Chris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Follow the Show: • Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople Executive Producers: • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris) • Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com) Producer: • Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious) Editor: • Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)
65: I Hit My Grandma With a CrocAug 11, 2026 · 49 minThis week on Chris vs. The People, court is in session for an "Am I the A*shole" themed episode, and Chris is hearing four truly chaotic cases. Callers confess to hitting their grandma with a Croc, reconsidering a friendship while trapped in a wedding party, ending a best friendship right before a birthday, and secretly hooking up with both halves of a couple…but separately and unbeknownst to the other partner. With questionable timing, messy boundaries, and one jaw dropping final twist, Chris must decide who's innocent, who's guilty, and who's just the sphincter. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens. 👕 Download the Quince app for app-exclusive offers, or go to http://quince.com/klemens to upgrade your everyday 🎟️ GET TICKETS FOR CVTP LIVE: https://linktr.ee/chrisklemens 📺 Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens/posts/i-hit-my-grandma-166389087?pr=true Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 Leave a Review: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/chris-vs-the-people/id1807678282 Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282 Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople Chris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Follow the Show: • Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople Executive Producers: • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris) • Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com) Producer: • Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious) Editor: • Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)
64: My Grandpa Was Also My UncleAug 4, 2026 · 39 minChris is back with another episode full of family lore, and these callers prove that every family tree is only a few seconds away from getting cut down. One caller reveals what happened to money collected after a devastating loss, another attempts to explain a family tree so complicated it basically requires long division, and a third recounts a reunion out of Dukes of Hazard that nearly became a demolition derby. From shocking secrets to jaw-dropping dysfunction, these callers’ stories will leave you wondering how anyone made it to the next holiday gathering. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens. 🎟️ GET TICKETS FOR CVTP LIVE: https://linktr.ee/chrisklemens 📺 Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens/posts/my-grandpa-was-165748438?pr=true Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 Leave a Review: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/chris-vs-the-people/id1807678282 Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282 Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople Chris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Follow the Show: • Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople Executive Producers: • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris) • Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com) Producer: • Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious) Editor: • Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)
63: Chris vs. Jay JurdenJul 28, 2026 · 1 hr 12 minThis week on Chris vs. The People, Chris sits down with comedian Jay Jurden for an episode that starts with career talk, the Mississippi-to-New York hustle, viral clips, and the real economics of stand-up, and then it spirals fast into chaos. Between a food poisoning story that gets genuinely apocalyptic, a "wait, is that my cousin?" confession, and tales from nude beaches and hookup etiquette gone hilariously wrong, nothing is off limits. It's the kind of conversation that swings from career wisdom to full blown TMI without ever slowing down, and somehow it all makes sense by the end. Come for the comedy talk, stay for the chaos you didn't see coming. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens. 📎 Visit http://upwork.com to post your job for free + connect with top talent ready to help your business grow 🎟️ GET TICKETS FOR CVTP LIVE: https://linktr.ee/chrisklemens 📺 Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens/posts/chris-vs-jay-165103139?pr=true Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 Leave a Review: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/chris-vs-the-people/id1807678282 Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282 Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople Chris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Follow the Show: • Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople Executive Producers: • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris) • Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com) Producer: • Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious) Editor: • Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)
62: My Dad Slept with a Stranger for Disney TicketsJul 21, 2026 · 1 hr 7 minBetween a machete under the coffee table, a surprise child, and a questionable way of obtaining Disney tickets, the family lore in this week’s episode goes from zero to legendary real fast. Chris sits down and talks with callers about their debt-fueled argument erupting into a full on living room brawl ending at the ER, a birthday party bombshell of grandma’s decades long affair with her husband’s brother, a phone call where an “infertile” dad somehow has a new baby, and a family’s first trip to Disney World straight out of an episode of Euphoria. We won’t spoil the plot twists but once you hear it, you’ll be texting this episode to your group chat immediately. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens. 🍴 For a limited time, Tempo is offering my listeners 60% off your first box when you go to http://tempomeals.com/Klemens 🎟️ GET TICKETS FOR CVTP LIVE: https://linktr.ee/chrisklemens 📺 Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens/posts/my-dad-slept-for-164455543 Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 Leave a Review: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/chris-vs-the-people/id1807678282 Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282 Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople Chris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Follow the Show: • Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople Executive Producers: • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris) • Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com) Producer: • Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious) Editor: • Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)
61: Chris vs. Karan BrarJul 14, 2026 · 1 hr 9 minThis week on Chris vs. The People, former Disney Channel star Karan Brar sits down with Chris to unpack child stardom, from iguana co‑stars and steel toed boots to the audition twist that changed his life. They get candid about immigrant family hustle, people‑pleasing on set, and what happens when your work ethic becomes your whole identity. Get ready for hilarious detours and some real talk about therapy, burnout, and finding your why. It’s nostalgic, chaotic, and surprisingly tender. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens. 🎟️ GET TICKETS FOR CVTP LIVE: https://linktr.ee/chrisklemens Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens/posts/chris-vs-karan-163806762?pr=true Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282 Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople Chris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Follow the Show: • Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople Executive Producers: • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris) • Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com) Producer: • Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious) Editor: • Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)
60: My Boyfriend's Parents Recorded Me NakedJul 7, 2026 · 46 minWild nights out get real. Chris takes calls from listeners whose “just one drink” turned into hallway misadventures, chaotic rides home, and next-morning mysteries…complete with receipts. From tequila fueled detours to a security camera surprise, these stories toe the line between hilarious and horrifying. Lock in for candid confessions, sharp commentary, and an after show tale that was too spicy for the main feed, so get ready for the laughs and the secondhand adrenaline. Again as always, the chaos doesn’t end there. Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens. 📎 Visit http://upwork.com/klemens to post your job for free + connect with top talent ready to help your business grow 🎟️ GET TICKETS FOR CVTP LIVE: https://linktr.ee/chrisklemens Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens/posts/my-boyfriends-me-163160414?pr=true Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282 Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople Chris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Follow the Show: • Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople Executive Producers: • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris) • Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com) Producer: • Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious) Editor: • Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)
59: Chris vs. Zachariah PorterJun 30, 2026 · 1 hr 8 minChris is joined by comedian Zachariah Porter and the stories are fully unhinged. From a fake Disney Channel casting call at age 11 to taking guitar lessons inside an active chicken coop, they trace the full gay awakening timeline (we’re talking NSYNC magazines, Nick Jonas medical dog tags, and a Shania Twain wall calendar). The two then take a hard left into vaping yourself into an ER scare, a mushroom trip that ended in a buffalo wing nightmare, and a Drew Barrymore Show segment with an unfriendly Vanessa Hudgens that went so wrong they had to add a laugh track in post. To round out the chaos, Chris shares his own mortifying TV debut hugging and picking up Emma Watson on the Anderson Cooper show. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens. 🎟️ GET TICKETS FOR CVTP LIVE: https://linktr.ee/chrisklemens Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens/posts/chris-vs-porter-162511065?pr=true Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282 Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople Chris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Follow the Show: • Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople Executive Producers: • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris) • Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com) Producer: • Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious) Editor: • Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)
58: The Facebook Feud That Ruined My FamilyJun 23, 2026 · 45 minChris dives into a “sexy stories” special where callers dish jaw-dropping confessions you truly can’t predict. First up: a photo lab employee uncovers her boss’s wildly inappropriate Amazon habits at work….plus a shocking browser history reveal. Then, a family’s years-long feud explodes when the callers ex-uncle drops a no-holds-barred “evidence” album that turns everyone’s loyalties upside down. Finally, a rendezvous from the retail world with a shredded coworker spirals into a surreal introduction to the “No Fap” world. And of course, it wouldn’t be complete without mirror flexing and a swift, spectacular fizzle. Buckle up because you’ll be cringing, cackling, and wanting to text the group chat. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens. 🎟️ GET TICKETS FOR CVTP LIVE: https://linktr.ee/chrisklemens Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282 Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople Chris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Follow the Show: • Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople Executive Producers: • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris) • Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com) Producer: • Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious) Editor: • Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)
57: Chris vs. Dillon FrancisJun 16, 2026 · 43 minChris welcomes Dillon Francis for a chaotic, hilarious episode that somehow covers DJ life, sobriety, music-making, dating on the road, and one truly unhinged Grammys story. The two get into career highs, social media lows, making heartfelt songs and absolute nonsense bangers, plus the weird reality of life in entertainment. It's funny, surprisingly honest, and full of the kind of side stories that spiral in the best way. It’s one of those episodes where you come for the laughs and leave weirdly inspired. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens. 📎 Visit http://upwork.com/klemens to post your job for free + connect with top talent ready to help your business grow 🎟️ GET TICKETS FOR CVTP LIVE: https://linktr.ee/chrisklemens Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens/posts/chris-vs-dillon-161254709?pr=true Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282 Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople Chris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Follow the Show: • Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople Executive Producers: • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris) • Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com) Producer: • Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious) Editor: • Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)
56: My Uncle Married My Dad’s StalkerJun 9, 2026 · 49 minChris is fully in his messy bag this week, diving into the absolute wildest family lore that callers have ever shared. From an uncle who marries his own brother’s stalker, to a jaw-dropping dad/grandma situation, to an aunt who turns a life insurance payout into a fresh BBL and OnlyFans career, the chaos does not let up. Things somehow get even more unhinged when a funeral turns into a full-on family fistfight at the gravesite. Grab a snack, clutch your pearls, and prepare to feel oddly grateful for your own family. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens. 🎟️ GET TICKETS FOR CVTP LIVE: https://linktr.ee/chrisklemens Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/posts/my-uncle-married-160630472 Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282 Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople Chris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Follow the Show: • Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople Executive Producers: • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris) • Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com) Producer: • Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious) Editor: • Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)
55: Chris vs. Kelly CutroneJun 2, 2026 · 1 hr 26 minThis week on Chris vs. The People, PR/media maven and reality TV icon Kelly Cutrone sits down with Chris for a conversation that goes absolutely everywhere. From the ruthless business logic behind joining The Hills to ghost encounters in the Hudson Valley, cannabis focus groups, and a fiery defense of Tyra Banks, Kelly holds nothing back, including a direct shot at America’s Next Top Model host Jay Manuel. She breaks down what's really wrong with the new generation of fashion commentary, what it actually takes to survive this industry, and shares a rock bottom story that will surprise everyone. By the end, you'll understand why she's been the secret weapon for some of the biggest names in fashion and built the career she has. 🎟️ GET TICKETS FOR CVTP LIVE: https://linktr.ee/chrisklemens Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282 Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople Chris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Follow the Show: • Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople Executive Producers: • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris) • Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com) Producer: • Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious) Editor: • Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)
54: I Got Scammed Out of $3,000 on a CruiseMay 26, 2026 · 44 minSun’s out, chaos out. Chris kicks off a summer themed episode with a caller whose spring break spirals into a cruise disaster, a fake-dog scam, and an infamous purple mermaid bikini. Next, a family trip to Thailand turns into multiple near-death moments involving parasailing gone wrong and a brutal sunburn saga. Finally, the last caller recounts a wild night out that escalates from rooftop pregame to a very memorable encounter at the club. Hit play for the juicy details, unfiltered laughs, and a few cautionary tales you’ll be quoting all week. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens. 📎 Visit http://upwork.com/klemens right now to post your job for free and connect with top talent ready to help your business grow 🎟️ GET TICKETS FOR CVTP LIVE: https://linktr.ee/chrisklemens Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/posts/i-got-scammed-of-159292585 Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282 Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople Chris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Follow the Show: • Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople Executive Producers: • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris) • Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com) Producer: • Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious) Editor: • Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)
53: We Brought Hermit Crabs to the Strip ClubMay 19, 2026 · 43 minIn this week’s episode of Chris vs. The People, Chris dives into “crazy night out” territory with three wild tales you have to hear to believe. First, a freshman year flirtation goes up in literal flames when a bar candle meets long hair. Then, a friends turned foursome saga unfolds: mountains, gay erotica, and a trip that turns euphoric… and complicated. Finally, we meet the legend who smuggled hermit crabs into a strip club, caused a dancer stampede, and got escorted out in style. Buckle up because the chaos is cozy, the tea is hot, and the aftermaths are even better. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens. 🎟️ GET TICKETS FOR CVTP LIVE: https://linktr.ee/chrisklemens Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/posts/158688845 Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282 Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople Chris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Follow the Show: • Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople Executive Producers: • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris) • Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com) Producer: • Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious) Editor: • Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)
52: I Accidentally Hit My Mom With a CarMay 12, 2026 · 1 hr 4 minThis Mother's Day episode of Chris vs. The People is anything but your typical sentimental tribute, so buckle up. Callers share stories ranging from a Christmas discovery that blew up an entire family group chat, to a mom who kept a life-changing secret for 14 years, to a swinging lifestyle reveal that came with an unexpected paper drop on the couch. Things take a chaotic turn when one caller confesses to accidentally hitting her mom with a car and somehow, mom joins the call live to weigh in. It's messy, it's real, and it's the most Chris vs. The People Mother's Day episode imaginable. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens. 📎 Visit http://upwork.com/klemens right now to post your job for free and connect with top talent ready to help your business grow Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/posts/158065809?pr=true Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282 Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople Chris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Follow the Show: • Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople Executive Producers: • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris) • Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com) Producer: • Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious) Editor: • Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)
51: My First Date Ended in the ERMay 5, 2026 · 1 hr 5 minThis week on Chris vs. The People, the first dates get truly unhinged (and that might be an understatement). One caller had a medical emergency mid-hookup that turned out to be an extremely rare type of stroke, and somehow that's not even the wildest part of her story. Then a smoke shop overnight worker shares how a socially awkward regular asked her out at 2 a.m….and followed it up by inviting her to go shooting in the middle of nowhere. Finally, a woman recounts the date where her guy showed up with flowers stolen straight from her mom's garden, then proceeded to drink an entire pitcher of sangria alone before peeing on a bush in a parking lot in broad daylight. If you've ever had a bad first date, this episode will make you feel a whole lot better about yourself. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens. 📎 Visit http://upwork.com/klemens right now to post your job for free and connect with top talent ready to help your business grow Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/posts/157438864?pr=true Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282 Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople Chris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Follow the Show: • Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople Executive Producers: • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris) • Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com) Producer: • Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious) Editor: • Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)
50: Chris vs. Joe SantagatoApr 28, 2026 · 1 hr 20 minFor the 50th episode, Chris finally brings on a first guest…and it's none other than Joe Santagato of The Basement Yard. The two dive deep into childhood chaos, terrible first jobs, and the kind of stories you'd only share with someone you actually trust. From accidentally inventing a board game to a limo night gone completely sideways, this episode is packed with moments that are equal parts hilarious and unhinged. Two people who have been on the internet since forever finally sit down together, and it does not disappoint. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens. Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/posts/156763136 Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282 Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople Chris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Follow the Show: • Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople Executive Producers: • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris) • Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com) Producer: • Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious) Editor: • Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)
49: I Stole My Classmate's Pee to Pass a Drug TestApr 21, 2026 · 55 minThis week's episode is a special 4/20 edition of Chris vs. the People, and the callers absolutely delivered. The first caller takes us back to 2012 when a casual smoke sesh with her sister turned into a front row seat to the dark side of synthetic weed. Then our next caller shares the wildly eventful story of a Feeld app meetup that took an unexpected detour in the middle of a threesome, and somehow still managed to end with breakfast and a ride home. Finally, the last caller reveals how a family drama involving a snitch of a Mormon cousin, a drug test, and one very dedicated acquaintance led to one of the most unhinged acts of teenage resourcefulness ever recorded. Tune in for laughs, a few PSAs, and stories you genuinely could not make up. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens. Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282 Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople Chris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Follow the Show: • Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople Executive Producers: • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris) • Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com) Producer: • Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious) Editor: • Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)
48: I Slept With Both of My BossesApr 14, 2026 · 53 minThis week on Chris vs. the People, the workplace has never looked wilder…and we mean that in every sense of the word. From a summer camp counselor who took her long weekend a little too seriously at the Jersey Shore, to a fast food employee who discovered her manager had a lot more going on than just running a register, these stories will have you equal parts gasping and cackling. Then we close out with Mrs. Diva herself, a woman in corporate America who found a very unconventional way to get home from the company party. It's messy, it's unhinged, and it's exactly what your week needed. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens. 📎 Visit http://upwork.com/klemens right now to post your job for free and connect with top talent ready to help your business grow Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/posts/155625098?pr=true Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282 Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople Chris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Follow the Show: • Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople Executive Producers: • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris) • Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com) Producer: • Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious) Editor: • Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)
47: My Mom Pooped in a Cup (and Made Me Watch)Apr 7, 2026 · 54 minThis week on Chris vs. the People, the callers did NOT come to play. From a mother who made a very questionable decision during a blizzard to a family brawl that ended up in front of a judge, these dysfunctional family stories deliver exactly the chaos Chris lives for. A first communion party takes a humbling turn, and one caller shares a childhood outing that had all the makings of a Lifetime movie and somehow still ended with warm berry pancakes. Buckle up, because this episode goes places, and Chris's reactions make every single moment worth it. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens. Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/posts/155008136 Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282 Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople Chris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Follow the Show: • Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople Executive Producers: • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris) • Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com) Producer: • Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious) Editor: • Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)
46: He Cheated on Me with 28 WomenMar 31, 2026 · 1 hr 21 minDating horror stories are on the menu this week, and Chris's callers did NOT disappoint. From a threesome gone catastrophically wrong in Idaho to a college situationship that spiraled into a four-way makeout session, an STD, and a well-deserved slap, the stories keep getting wilder. One caller confesses to a revenge plot so unhinged she carried the guilt for years (and yes, she and her best friend somehow survived it). We close out with a man who faked heart surgery, a dead sister, and a seizure while simultaneously scamming 28 women….but don't worry, our girl found her happy ending. Buckle up, because this episode of Chris vs. the People is genuinely one for the books. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens. Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/posts/he-cheated-on-me-154416310 Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282 Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople Chris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Follow the Show: • Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople Executive Producers: • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris) • Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com) Producer: • Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious) Editor: • Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)
45: My Brother Snorted Our Grandma's AshesMar 24, 2026 · 51 minThis week on Chris vs. the People, we're diving into spooky, paranormal, and death-adjacent stories…and they did not disappoint. One caller shares what happened at her grandmother's birthday celebration that nobody in her family will ever forget, and another reveals a summer hookup story with a coworker that takes a genuinely dark and disturbing turn. Then a wedding photographer recounts the night he was sent alone into a locked, pitch-black hallway of a famously haunted Long Island mansion and came out the other side with no memory of how the night ended, a mystery photo on his film camera, and a feeling he still can't shake months later. This one's not for the faint of heart. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens. 📎 Visit http://upwork.com right now to post your job for free and connect with top talent ready to help your business grow Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/posts/153828846?pr=true Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282 Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople Chris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Follow the Show: • Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople Executive Producers: • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris) • Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com) Producer: • Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious) Editor: • Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)
44: The Amish Shut Down My High School PartyMar 17, 2026 · 1 hr 6 minIt may be March but we are going back to school in today’s episode of Chris vs. the People. This week's school stories might be the wildest batch yet. We've got barn parties, the Amish shutting down a high school rager, a Jon & Kate Plus 8 cameo in a viral TikTok, and a girl who accidentally got her ceramics teacher fired by catfishing him. Someone also broke their lady bits trying to impress a girl who thought she was dating Slenderman, and we close out with a school trip to Louisiana that ends in a minivan catastrophe nobody saw coming. Buckle up… this one goes places. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens. 🍴 For a limited time, Tempo is offering my listeners 60% off your first box when you go to http://tempomeals.com/Klemens Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/posts/153231427 Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282 Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople Chris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Follow the Show: • Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople Executive Producers: • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris) • Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com) Producer: • Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious) Editor: • Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)
43: I Hooked Up in My Teacher's Car During ClassMar 10, 2026 · 49 minThis week on Chris vs. the People, we're throwing it back to school days that prove everyone was absolutely unwell. First, a caller shares how she was held at harpoon point by a classmate whose bedroom walls were covered in red handprints. Then, we hear from someone who hooked up with a guy in their science teacher's car….while the guy was allegedly also hooking up with said teacher. Finally, we meet the chaos agent who got her librarian "retired" by teaching her to sashay down the hallway (resulting in broken bones) and got her Spanish teacher fired by lying to her parents about what actually happened. Plus, Chris shares his own trauma about getting cast as a gay dad in his high school musical and the time he hid a rotting peach in his desk that attracted an army of fruit flies. It's teenage disasters, questionable decisions, and proof that we were all way too young to be doing any of this. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens. 📎 Visit http://upwork.com right now to post your job for free and connect with top talent ready to help your business grow 🛏️ Get some good sleep and take an extra 10% off sitewide https://GhostBed.com/klemens and use promo code KLEMENS at checkout 🍃 Visit http://trynowadays.com/KLEMENS or use code KLEMENS to get 30% off your order! Drink responsibly, must be 21 or older. Watch the After Show: https://www.patreon.com/posts/152700042 Be On the Show: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 Audio Episodes (Rate and Review please): https://pod.link/1807678282 Video Episodes: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople Chris vs. the People After Shows: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens Follow the Show: • Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • Tiktok: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople Executive Producers: • Chris Klemens (http://youtube.com/chris) • Justin Bretter (http://justinbretter.com) Producer: • Gogo Zoger (https://instagram.com/thegogolicious) Editor: • Justin Bretter (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)
42: My Brother Set the Cross on Fire During Church...Feb 24, 2026 · 50 minThis week on Chris vs. the People, we’re diving into church and religious stories that prove Sunday service is never as quiet as it looks. First, a caller shares how her 10‑year‑old brother, acting as an altar server, nearly set the church on fire thanks to a giant paper‑mâché Easter decoration. Then, another caller walks us through her Pentecostal upbringing, her childhood crushes on two church brothers named Paul and Matt, and the full‑circle moment when one of them slid into her DMs years later… but with a classic Chris vs. the People twist. Finally, we hear about a sister‑in‑law who fast‑tracked from Facebook hookup to marriage, baby, intense Christianity, and full on “I can hear God” delusion, all while judging monks who are literally walking for peace. It’s religious guilt, pettiness, repression, and rage‑bait texting, all wrapped in one chaotic, cathartic episode. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens. WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/151549464?pr=true BE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282 VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople AFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE: • INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople PRODUCED BY: • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris) • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com) EDITED BY: • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)
41: I Caught My Ex Cheating...on RedditFeb 17, 2026 · 52 minThis week on Chris vs. the People, we’re diving headfirst into the world of cheating because apparently, no one knows how to act right. First, a caller is currently tangled up in an office situationship with a married coworker who’s got a wife, kids, and a very questionable cage situation. Then, we meet someone whose cousin slept with their uncle’s girlfriend…and got a little surprise for his trouble. Another caller catches her ex cheating by literally finding his Reddit search history asking if it’s wrong to leave someone for someone “hotter.” And finally, we wrap up with a family saga about two sisters: one takes the other in off the street, and the other repays her by sleeping with her husband. It’s messy, hilarious, and painfully on‑brand for the theme of cheating. Honestly, humanity might be doomed… but at least it’s entertaining. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens. 🛏️ Get some good sleep and take an extra 10% off sitewide https://GhostBed.com/klemens and use promo code KLEMENS at checkout! 🍴 For a limited time, Tempo is offering my listeners 60% off your first box when you go to http://tempomeals.com/Klemens! WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/151002763?pr=true BE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282 VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople AFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE: • INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople PRODUCED BY: • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris) • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com) EDITED BY: • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)
40: My Bumble Date Tried Kidnapping MeFeb 10, 2026 · 1 hr 3 minIt’s the Valentine’s episode of Chris vs. the People, which obviously means love, disaster, and several reasons to stay single. One caller gets stuck on a “double date” from hell that turns into a three‑month saga with a guy who shows wild videos and yells at paintings. Another barely escapes a Bumble date who tries to take her to a remote “family cabin” straight out of Dateline. Then, someone loses her straight‑sex virginity to a man who immediately vomits, and a final caller reveals a truly bizarre run‑in with a masked A‑list celebrity. Dating is terrifying, hilarious, and somehow still legal. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens. 📎 Visit http://upwork.com right now to post your job for free and connect with top talent ready to help your business grow! WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/150413722?pr=true BE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282 VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople AFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE: • INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople PRODUCED BY: • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris) • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com) EDITED BY: • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)
39: My Date Did Drugs with PrinceFeb 3, 2026 · 1 hr 4 minThis week on Chris vs. the People, Chris kicks things off with a dose of cold medicine and chaos as callers bring some truly wild stories. First up, a listener exposes her dad’s jaw-dropping affair with his much younger employee…and the family drama that followed. Then, we head to remote Alaska for a threesome gone wrong involving coworkers, a tech bro, and a van-lifer with emotional baggage. Finally, we wrap things up with possibly the worst first date ever, which consists of a man who’s rude to waitresses, shows off unsolicited “pics,” and claims he did coke with Prince. It’s unhinged, hilarious, and a little too real. Just another day at Chris Versus the People. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens. 🍃 Visit trynowadays.com/KLEMENS or use code KLEMENS to get 30% off your order! Drink responsibly, must be 21 or older. WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/149848884?pr=true BE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282 VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople AFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE: • INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople PRODUCED BY: • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris) • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com) EDITED BY: • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)
38: I Catfished My Middle School BullyJan 27, 2026 · 57 minThis week on Chris vs. the People, Chris opens the phone lines for secrets and tea… and immediately regrets asking. One caller shares how her ex–best friend accused her of being an unfit mother and threatened CPS only for that same friend’s toddler to later wander outside alone in the snow. Another listener admits to catfishing her middle school bullies just to figure out why they hated her (honestly? valid). And things take a dark turn when a caller reveals that someone who once shamed her online for starting a GoFundMe for her sick dog was later exposed for k*lling their own dog and now trains other people’s pets. It’s petty, disturbing, and deeply chaotic… exactly the kind of episode that makes Chris vs. the People what it is. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens. 🌹 EVERYONE who signs up wins a FREE WhisperVibe™ OR a FREE Rose toy with any Whisper™ order! https://www.bboutique.co/vibe/chrisvsthepeople-podcast 💵 Cancel your unwanted subscriptions and reach your financial goals faster with Rocket Money: https://RocketMoney.com/klemens 🛏️ Get a good night’s rest and take an extra 10% off sitewide: https://GhostBed.com/klemens for all of GhostBed’s winter deals and use promo code KLEMENS at checkout WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/i-catfished-my-149248028 BE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282 VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople AFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE: • INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople PRODUCED BY: • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris) • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com) EDITED BY: • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)
37: I Dug Up My Grandfather’s GraveJan 20, 2026 · 47 minThis week on Chris vs. the People, things get weird in every possible direction. A caller admits to sexting her married boss for months while also hooking up with a coworker at the same job, another shares the surprisingly normal-in-her-culture story of digging up her grandfather’s bones as part of a traditional second burial, and one listener realizes her college boyfriend, who loved “being a bottom”, was very much closeted and active on Grindr behind her back. It’s messy, shocking, oddly educational, and somehow heartfelt…a classic Chris vs. the People episode where nothing goes the way you expect. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens. 🍃 Visit https://trynowadays.com/KLEMENS or use code KLEMENS to get 20% off your order! Drink responsibly, must be 21 or older. 🍴 For a limited time, Tempo is offering my listeners 60% off your first box when you go to https://tempomeals.com/Klemens. WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/148693377?pr=true BE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282 VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople AFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE: • INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople PRODUCED BY: • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris) • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com) EDITED BY: • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)
36: My Date Was Wearing a DiaperJan 13, 2026 · 46 minThis week on Chris vs. the People, things escalate fast. A caller cuts off her longtime best friend after she kicks her fiancé’s gunshot wound and then demands her cat back out of spite. Another shares how her brother’s wife secretly cheated on him for nearly a decade with her best friend, only to leave him, remarry, and still use his last name. And finally, one listener explains how being too nice led her to giving a stranger a ride home… only to discover he was wearing a diaper as a kink...and yes, there are photos. It’s messy, disturbing, and deeply unserious in the way only Chris vs. the People can be. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens. WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/148139479 BE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282 VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople AFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE: • INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople PRODUCED BY: • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris) • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com) EDITED BY: • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)
35: My Ex Slept With His SisterJan 6, 2026 · 47 minThis week on Chris vs. the People, the new year starts off completely unhinged. A caller explains how her 18th birthday party ended in a literal shootout after a hotel party moved to a boxing gym, another shares how her 15th birthday was ruined by the January 6th insurrection (complete with her uncle showing up on live TV mid–Happy Birthday), and one listener drops a jaw-on-the-floor confession about discovering her ex slept with his own sister, ending with an even crazier twist to the story. It’s dark, chaotic, and somehow still funny… a truly deranged way to kick off the year. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens. Cancel your unwanted subscriptions and reach your financial goals faster with Rocket Money: https://RocketMoney.com/klemens WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/147564620?pr=true BE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282 VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople AFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE: • INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople PRODUCED BY: • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris) • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com) EDITED BY: • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)
34: My First Date Turned Into a Crime SceneDec 23, 2025 · 45 minThis week on Chris vs. the People, Chris hears some of the most unhinged relationship stories yet. A caller shares a first date gone terrifyingly wrong when her date offers to show her crime scene photos of his murdered sister. Another explains why she cut off her online best friend after a shocking confession involving her brother and a racist spiral, and one listener reveals how a cousin’s sudden “girlfriend and pregnancy” turned out to be a full-blown scam. It’s disturbing, chaotic, and impossible to forget… basically, a classic Chris vs. the People episode. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens. WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/146513937?pr=true BE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282 VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople AFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE: • INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople PRODUCED BY: • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris) • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com) EDITED BY: • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)
33: I Went Off on a MAGA ManDec 16, 2025 · 1 hr 1 minThis week on Chris vs. the People, Chris opens the phone lines and asks listeners one question: what’s the worst thing you’ve ever called someone? The answers range from hilariously creative to deeply unhinged. Callers share everything from a brutal roadrage insult that ended with instant karma, to a devastatingly specific roast comparing someone to the original live-action Sonic the Hedgehog. Things take a darker turn with stories involving family blowups, being outed and disowned, and confronting a COVID-denying MAGA conspiracy theorist. To balance it all out, we also get the most unexpectedly wholesome insult of the episode… a mom in traffic snapping back. It’s chaotic, personal, and somehow comforting all at once aka a classic Chris vs. the People episode. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens. Bring on the holiday cheer and treat yourself to Soul today! Go to https://GetSoul.com and use the code KLEMENS for 30% off your entire order! Cancel your unwanted subscriptions and reach your financial goals faster with Rocket Money: https://RocketMoney.com/klemens WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/145994529?pr=true BE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282 VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople AFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE: • INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople PRODUCED BY: • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris) • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com) EDITED BY: • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)
32: My Ex Catfished Me Using My Phone PlanDec 9, 2025 · 51 minThis week on Chris vs. the People, Chris dives into a web of lies, chaos, and catfishing so elaborate it could be its own Netflix documentary. Every story this week centers on deception…and somehow, each one manages to outdo the last. First, a caller shares how her ex not only cheated, got married, and had a baby immediately after their breakup, but then catfished her for months for reasons of his own. Then, another listener reveals that she grew up believing a man was her dad... until middle school genetics homework exposed that literally her entire family had been lying to her. From fake boyfriends to family secrets and exes who should’ve gone to jail, this episode proves that truth really is stranger than fiction….especially when Chris tries to make sense of it all in real time. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens. EVERYONE who signs up wins a FREE WhisperVibe™ OR a FREE Rose toy with any Whisper™ order: https://www.bboutique.co/vibe/chrisvsthepeople-podcast Go to https://buyraycon.com/klemensopen for 20% off and to save on Raycon audio products site wide! WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/145475164/edit BE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282 VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople AFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE: • INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople PRODUCED BY: • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris) • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com) EDITED BY: • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)
31: The FBI Came to My House in 4th GradeDec 2, 2025 · 49 minThis week, Chris hears from a listener whose mysterious uncle lived a double life full of sugar babies and family chaos, another who had the FBI show up at her house at age twelve thanks to a wildly misbehaving Roblox boyfriend, and a final caller who woke up to flashing lights and officers surrounding her home in what felt like a movie scene. Law enforcement, family drama, childhood panic…it’s all here, and Chris is barely holding it together. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens. To get 15% off your next gift from Uncommon Goods this holiday season, go to https://uncommongoods.com/klemens. Don’t miss out on this limited-time offer! WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/144891824?pr=true BE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282 VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople AFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE: • INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople PRODUCED BY: • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris) • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com) EDITED BY: • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)
30: Listeners Reveal Their Insane SecretsNov 25, 2025 · 47 minFor Episode 30, Chris decides to ditch the usual format and crack open the Chris vs. the People phone lines for something he’s always wanted to do: let strangers confess their deepest, juiciest secrets…completely unfiltered. First up, a listener admits she was secretly married AND divorced for over two years, all without her family having a clue. Then a wedding-industry worker reveals her pettiest hidden talent: crop-dusting rude brides and grooms on their big day. Yes. Weaponized wedding-day farts. And just when the chaos seems to peak, a school bus driver calls in mid-route to confess that her best friend has been stuck in a six-year relationship with a man who… isn’t exactly putting in Olympic-level effort in the bedroom. Between the secrets, the life coaching, and the near-fights between bus drivers happening in the background, this is easily one of the most chaotic, hilarious, and unfiltered episodes yet. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens. Take advantage of Soul’s Black Friday-Cyber Monday deal now! Go to https://GetSoul.com and use code KLEMENS for 40% off. WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/144385363 BE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282 VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople AFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE: • INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople PRODUCED BY: • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris) • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com) EDITED BY: • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)
29: I Was Involved With Ted BundyNov 18, 2025 · 42 minFresh off a flight and running on fumes, Chris still refuses to miss a week, and thank god, because this episode is juicier than a fresh BBL. First, a caller takes us to Portugal for what was supposed to be a dreamy couples’ kayaking trip… until €1 shots, a rocky ocean, and a seasick boyfriend turn the excursion into a full-blown puke parade. Then, we head to the Maryland/West Virginia border for a Christmas night that spirals from strip-club friendships to Waffle House chaos, complete with jukebox twerking, past bathroom feuds, and a staff on their absolute last nerve. And just when you think that’s enough chaos for one episode, we end with someone whose life intersected with Mr. Bundy. Yes…Ted Bundy. It’s messy, it’s unhinged, it’s festive…it’s a typical episode of Chris vs. the People. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens. To get 15% off your next gift from Uncommon Goods, go to https://uncommongoods.com/klemens. Don’t miss out on this limited-time offer! WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/i-was-involved-143858496 BE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282 VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople AFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE: • INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople PRODUCED BY: • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris) • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com) EDITED BY: • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)
28: My Mom Accidentally Roofied MeNov 11, 2025 · 53 minIn this chaotic rollercoaster of an episode, Chris dives headfirst into stories that are equal parts horrifying, hilarious, and completely unhinged. We kick things off with a caller whose peeping tom encounter turns into a full-blown true-crime story, complete with cigarette smoke, useless boyfriends, and trauma realizations mid-conversation. Then, things somehow get wilder when another listener reveals how their own mom accidentally roofied them with smuggled painkillers from Mexico (yes, really). From there, the family drama only intensifies when Chris talks to someone whose dad married their mom’s sister… a family feud straight out of a West Virginia soap opera. Between emotional breakdowns, opioid overdoses, and accidental incestuous family trees, Chris somehow keeps it together long enough to laugh through the madness. If you thought last week’s sagas were wild, this one ups the ante with blood, betrayal, and a foursome involving a knife. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens. WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/my-mom-roofied-143355241 BE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282 VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople AFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE: • INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople PRODUCED BY: • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris) • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com) EDITED BY: • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)
27: College Threesome Gone WrongNov 4, 2025 · 1 hrThis week’s episode of Chris vs. the People is one for the books. From a first date that went horribly (and hilariously) wrong to a college night that spiraled into pure chaos, this week’s calls are some of the wildest yet. Chris talks to listeners about bad timing, worse decisions, and those moments that start out innocent and end with the phrase “how did we get here?” One caller relives a date that took a very sudden turn in the parking lot. Another opens up about a “harmless” college night that turned into a tangled web of drama. We even hear from someone who may have delivered one of the most savage insults ever said to a parent and a listener who just needs advice on whether a friendship is worth saving. It’s funny, it’s messy, and somehow still heartfelt, the perfect mix of cringe and comfort that makes Chris vs. the People what it is. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens. Go to https://buyraycon.com/klemens for 30% off and to see on Raycon audio product site wide! WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/142832361?pr=true BE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282 VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople AFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE: • INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople PRODUCED BY: • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris) • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com) EDITED BY: • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)
26: My Family Committed Insurance FraudOct 28, 2025 · 1 hr 18 minThis week’s episode is all over the place in the best way. We’ve got secret families, haunted hallways, and enough plot twists to make Maury take notes. A caller’s “family feud” takes a wild turn when two unexpected guests show up at dinner… and turn out to be her uncle’s secret brothers from his dad’s other family in Samoa…where he had nineteen kids and one on the way. Another caller’s aunt moves into a dream home that quickly turns into a horror movie: ghost kids, a tall man in the hallway, and an old lady in the backyard who refuses to leave. One caller finds herself tangled with a guy who defines “mixed signals,” proving that modern dating might actually be scarier than ghosts, and finally, a story so wild it’ll make you question everything you know about car accidents, fake claims, and “it’s not what it looks like” excuses. From secret brothers to possessed uncles, Chris somehow makes sense of the madness (or at least tries to). As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens. Bring on the good vibes and treat yourself to Soul today! Go to https://GetSoul.com and use the code KLEMENS for 30% off your entire order! WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/142260632?utm_campaign=postshare_creator BE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282 VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople AFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE: • INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople PRODUCED BY: • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris) • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com) EDITED BY: • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)
25: My Aunt Married Her StepfatherOct 21, 2025 · 57 minIt’s almost Halloween, and somehow every caller this week decided to bring a different kind of horror story. First, a listener accidentally manifests her coworker into a car crash (Florida never disappoints). Then another caller reveals her aunt is her own stepmom, in a family drama so twisted it makes “Keeping Up with the Kardashians” look like a documentary. But it doesn’t stop there. We also hear from a caller whose high-school date took her to Olive Garden, stiffed the waitress, and got ghosted so hard she had to learn taekwondo to deal with it. From spooky manifestations to incestuous entanglements to violent red-flags over unlimited breadsticks, this episode really has it all. As always, the chaos doesn’t end there! Stick around for the Patreon after show for even more wild stories. Catch the after show on https://patreon.com/ChrisKlemens. To get 15% off your next gift from Uncommon Goods, go to https://uncommongoods.com/klemens. Don’t miss out on this limited-time offer! WATCH THE AFTER SHOW: https://www.patreon.com/posts/141726763?pr=true BE ON THE SHOW: https://forms.gle/Ti3FwhuZ1ZzTgqUR7 AUDIO EPISODES (PLEASE RATE AND REVIEW): https://pod.link/1807678282 VIDEO EPISODES: https://youtube.com/@chrisvsthepeople AFTER SHOWS: https://www.patreon.com/chrisklemens FOLLOW CHRIS VS. THE PEOPLE: • INSTAGRAM: https://www.instagram.com/chrisvsthepeople • TIKTOK: https://www.tiktok.com/@chrisvsthepeople PRODUCED BY: • CHRIS KLEMENS (http://youtube.com/chris) • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://justinbretter.com) EDITED BY: • JUSTIN BRETTER (http://instagram.com/fieldsobriety)

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