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With guest JB Ball as Nick announces he's running for officeOct 29, 2026 · 1 hr 2 minOn this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Nick and Ryan welcome JB Ball, the first guest in Conner vs Cobb history. They talk about intro music and milking the walk, Nick is running for every office, Walter White's house, our future avatars, aggressive squirrels, a guy named Jaythan, and testosterone blockers. The guys and JB also play Rank Them. Pre-Order Ryan's memoir: 12 Guys Walk Into a Kitchen Nick's new shirts and crops: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobb See Ryan on the road: • November 5-7 – Montreal – The Comedy Nest • November 18 – Los Angeles ***Book Release Show*** • December 10-13 – Edmonton – House of Comedy • January 14 – Fort Worth – Hyenas • January 15 – Austin – 29th Street Ballroom • January 16 – Houston – The Club at Rudz • January 20 – Roanoke, VA – Grandin Theatre • January 21 – Richmond, VA – The Funny Bone • January 23 – Washington DC – Pearl Street • February 5 – Fort Collins, CO – The Lyric • February 6 – Denver, CO – The Bug Theatre • February 18 – Seattle – Laughs Comedy Club • February 20 – Portland – Mississippi Studios • February 21 – Bend, OR – The Capitol • February 25 – Burlington, VT – Vermont Comedy Club • February 26 – Boston, MA – The Rockwell • February 27 – Rosendale, NY – Rosendale Theatre • March 13-14 – Tucson Festival of Books
You Peed on How Many Backpacks?Oct 22, 2026 · 59 minOn this episode of Conner VS Cobb, the guys talk about Elizabeth Holmes, a professor who peed on six backpacks, bird smuggling, and stolen valor. Also, ChatGPT tries to fix the podcast, Finally, they play a pretty damn good Rank Them. Pre-Order Ryan's memoir: 12 Guys Walk Into a Kitchen Nick's new shirts and crops: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobb See Ryan on the road: • October 22 – Albuquerque – Hyenas • October 23 – Santa Fe – Tumbleroot • November 5-7 – Montreal – The Comedy Nest • November 18 – Los Angeles ***Book Release Show*** • December 10-13 – Edmonton – House of Comedy • January 14 – Fort Worth – Hyenas • January 15 – Austin – 29th Street Ballroom • January 16 – Houston – The Club at Rudz • January 20 – Roanoke, VA – Grandin Theatre • January 21 – Richmond, VA – The Funny Bone • January 23 – Washington DC – Pearl Street • February 5 – Fort Collins, CO – The Lyric • February 6 – Denver, CO – The Bug Theatre • February 18 – Seattle – Laughs Comedy Club • February 20 – Portland – Mississippi Studios • February 21 – Bend, OR – The Capitol • February 25 – Burlington, VT – Vermont Comedy Club • February 26 – Boston, MA – The Rockwell • February 27 – Rosendale, NY – Rosendale Theatre • March 13-14 – Tucson Festival of Books
Nick Turned Down $2 MillionOct 15, 2026 · 58 minNick and Ryan welcome back an old sponsor who has gone blue, talk about weird corporate promo texts, and Nick turns down $8M. Pre-Order Ryan's memoir: 12 Guys Walk Into a Kitchen Nick's new shirts and crops: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobb See Ryan on the road: • October 22 – Albuquerque – Hyenas • October 23 – Santa Fe – Tumbleroot • November 5-7 – Montreal – The Comedy Nest • November 18 – Los Angeles ***Book Release Show*** • December 10-13 – Edmonton – House of Comedy • January 14 – Fort Worth – Hyenas • January 15 – Austin – 29th Street Ballroom • January 16 – Houston – The Club at Rudz • January 20 – Roanoke, VA – Grandin Theatre • January 21 – Richmond, VA – The Funny Bone • January 23 – Washington DC – Pearl Street • February 5 – Fort Collins, CO – The Lyric • February 6 – Denver, CO – The Bug Theatre • February 18 – Seattle – Laughs Comedy Club • February 20 – Portland – Mississippi Studios • February 21 – Bend, OR – The Capitol • February 25 – Burlington, VT – Vermont Comedy Club • February 26 – Boston, MA – The Rockwell • February 27 – Rosendale, NY – Rosendale Theatre • March 13-14 – Tucson Festival of Books
Celebrity Eulogies for HireOct 8, 2026 · 53 minNick and Ryan talk about Cameo for eulogies, Noah's Ark, the botched execution, and we get to know Nick Cobb a little better. Pre-Order Ryan's memoir: 12 Guys Walk Into a Kitchen Nick's new shirts and crops: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobb See Ryan on the road: • October 22 – Albuquerque – Hyenas • October 23 – Santa Fe – Tumbleroot • November 5-7 – Montreal – The Comedy Nest • November 18 – Los Angeles ***Book Release Show*** • December 10-13 – Edmonton – House of Comedy • January 14 – Fort Worth – Hyenas • January 15 – Austin – 29th Street Ballroom • January 16 – Houston – The Club at Rudz • January 20 – Roanoke, VA – Grandin Theatre • January 21 – Richmond, VA – The Funny Bone • January 23 – Washington DC – Pearl Street • February 5 – Fort Collins, CO – The Lyric • February 6 – Denver, CO – The Bug Theatre • February 18 – Seattle – Laughs Comedy Club • February 20 – Portland – Mississippi Studios • February 21 – Bend, OR – The Capitol • February 25 – Burlington, VT – Vermont Comedy Club • February 26 – Boston, MA – The Rockwell • February 27 – Rosendale, NY – Rosendale Theatre • March 13-14 – Tucson Festival of Books
Porta-Potty PrisonOct 1, 2026 · 50 minNick and Ryan talk about Walmart customer service, a revolution in sandwiches, how to get out of a port-a-potty, Paranormal Activity on Broadway, Shark News, Tommy Wiseau, and a rapid burrito delivery system. Pre-Order Ryan's memoir: 12 Guys Walk Into a Kitchen Nick's new shirts and crops: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobb See Ryan on the road: • October 22 – Albuquerque – Hyenas • October 23 – Santa Fe – Tumbleroot • November 5-7 – Montreal – The Comedy Nest • November 18 – Los Angeles ***Book Release Show*** • December 10-13 – Edmonton – House of Comedy • January 14 – Fort Worth – Hyenas • January 15 – Austin – 29th Street Ballroom • January 16 – Houston – tickets TBA • January 20 – Roanoke, VA – Grandin Theatre • January 21 – Richmond, VA – The Funny Bone • January 23 – Washington DC – Pearl Street • February 5 – Fort Collins, CO – The Lyric • February 6 – Denver, CO – The Bug Theatre • February 18 – Seattle – Laughs Comedy Club • February 20 – Portland – Mississippi Studios • February 21 – Bend, OR – The Capitol • February 25 – Burlington, VT – Vermont Comedy Club • February 26 – Boston, MA – The Rockwell • February 27 – Rosendale, NY – Rosendale Theatre • March 13-14 – Tucson Festival of Books
Mail Order KarateSep 24, 2026 · 55 minOn this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Ryan and Nick talk about being woefully unprepared on Naked and Afraid, Grindr crashing during the Republican Convention, a colonoscopy turning into a roast, and Rank Them!!! Pre-Order Ryan's memoir: 12 Guys Walk Into a Kitchen Nick's new shirts and crops: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobb See Ryan on the road: • October 22 – Albuquerque – Hyenas • October 23 – Santa Fe – Tumbleroot • November 5-7 – Montreal – The Comedy Nest • November 18 - Los Angeles - Lyric Hyperion - tickets TBA • December 10-13 – Edmonton – House of Comedy • January 14 - Fort Worth - tickets TBA • January 15 - Austin - tickets TBA • January 16 - Houston - tickets TBA • January 20 – Roanoke, VA – tickets TBA • January 21 – Richmond, VA – tickets TBA • January 23 – Washington DC – Pearl Street – tickets TBA • February 5 – Fort Collins, CO – tickets TBA • February 6 – Denver, CO – tickets TBA • February 18 – Seattle – tickets TBA • February 20 – Portland – tickets TBA • February 25 – Burlington, VT – tickets TBA • February 26 – Boston, MA – tickets TBA • February 27 – Rosendale, NY – tickets TBA • March 12-13 - Tucson Festival of Books
Respect for the Grave DiggerSep 17, 2026 · 51 minOn this episode of Conner VS Cobb, the "men" discuss the joys of audiobook recording, the rampant disrespect toward grave diggers, what 666 actually means, misquoting Will Sutton, naked DoorDash'ing BK, Filet O' Fish abroad and returning blueberries to Costco. They solve the AirBnB problem and end it with a rousing Rank Them!!! Pre-Order Ryan's memoir: 12 Guys Walk Into a Kitchen Nick's new shirts and crops: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobb See Ryan on the road: • October 22 – Albuquerque – Hyenas • October 23 – Santa Fe – Tumbleroot • November 5-7 – Montreal – The Comedy Nest – tickets TBA • November 18 - Los Angeles - Lyric Hyperion - tickets TBA • December 10-13 – Edmonton – House of Comedy – Tickets TBA • January 20 – Roanoke, VA – tickets TBA • January 21 – Richmond, VA – tickets TBA • January 23 – Washington DC – Pearl Street – tickets TBA • February 5 – Fort Collins, CO – tickets TBA • February 6 – Denver, CO – tickets TBA • February 18 – Seattle – tickets TBA • February 20 – Portland – tickets TBA • February 25 – Burlington, VT – tickets TBA • February 26 – Boston, MA – tickets TBA • February 27 – Rosendale, NY – tickets TBA
Old-Fashioned HorseplaySep 10, 2026 · 47 minOn this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Ryan breaks down his massage, Nick fixes low pay for teachers, Trump gold coins and high school football stadiums. They also guess the review and play Rank Them. Pre-Order Ryan's memoir: 12 Guys Walk Into a Kitchen Nick's new shirts and crops: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobb See Ryan on the road: • October 22 – Albuquerque – Hyenas • October 23 – Santa Fe – Tumbleroot • November 5-7 – Montreal – The Comedy Nest – tickets TBA • November 18 - Los Angeles - Lyric Hyperion - tickets TBA • December 10-13 – Edmonton – House of Comedy – Tickets TBA • January 20 – Roanoke, VA – tickets TBA • January 21 – Richmond, VA – tickets TBA • January 23 – Washington DC – Pearl Street – tickets TBA • February 5 – Fort Collins, CO – tickets TBA • February 6 – Denver, CO – tickets TBA • February 18 – Seattle – tickets TBA • February 20 – Portland – tickets TBA • February 25 – Burlington, VT – tickets TBA • February 26 – Boston, MA – tickets TBA • February 27 – Rosendale, NY – tickets TBA
It's Bobby DazzlingSep 3, 2026 · 46 minOn this episode of Conner VS Cobb, they discuss Alone, Naked and Afraid, a hypothetical situation about the Masters, sniffing crimes, administration fees, Wolfie's cone, parking in Ryan's driveway, the Pope mummies, the Army and GTA. They also play Rank Them and a bonus game. Pre-Order Ryan's memoir: 12 Guys Walk Into a Kitchen Nick's new shirts and crops: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobb See Ryan on the road: • October 22 – Albuquerque – Hyenas • October 23 – Santa Fe – Tumbleroot • November 5-7 – Montreal – The Comedy Nest – tickets TBA • November 18 - Los Angeles - Lyric Hyperion - tickets TBA • December 10-13 – Edmonton – House of Comedy – Tickets TBA • January 20 – Roanoke, VA – tickets TBA • January 21 – Richmond, VA – tickets TBA • January 23 – Washington DC – Pearl Street – tickets TBA • February 5 – Fort Collins, CO – tickets TBA • February 6 – Denver, CO – tickets TBA • February 18 – Seattle – tickets TBA • February 20 – Portland – tickets TBA • February 25 – Burlington, VT – tickets TBA • February 26 – Boston, MA – tickets TBA • February 27 – Rosendale, NY – tickets TBA
Star Wars and CholesterolAug 27, 2026 · 58 minOn this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Star Wars keeps coming up, Nick has a theory for something that could've stopped Trump from winning in 2016, more LDL talk, and the robot olympics. They also Guess the Review and play Rank Them. Pre-Order Ryan's memoir: 12 Guys Walk Into a Kitchen Nick's new shirts and crops: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobb See Ryan on the road: • October 22 – Albuquerque – Hyenas • October 23 – Santa Fe – Tumbleroot • November 5-7 – Montreal – The Comedy Nest – tickets TBA • November 18 - Los Angeles - Lyric Hyperion - tickets TBA • December 10-13 – Edmonton – House of Comedy – Tickets TBA • January 20 – Roanoke, VA – tickets TBA • January 21 – Richmond, VA – tickets TBA • January 23 – Washington DC – Pearl Street – tickets TBA • February 5 – Fort Collins, CO – tickets TBA • February 6 – Denver, CO – tickets TBA • February 18 – Seattle – tickets TBA • February 20 – Portland – tickets TBA • February 25 – Burlington, VT – tickets TBA • February 26 – Boston, MA – tickets TBA • February 27 – Rosendale, NY – tickets TBA
1-Star Reviews for Sex ToysAug 20, 2026 · 47 minOn this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Ryan tells Nick a terrible joke he heard at the dog park, Ryan revisits Nick's crowd work observations, Elon's jokes, what people have wrong about data centers, the new Spider-Man, and 1 star reviews of an adult toy. They also Guess the Review and play Rank Them. Pre-Order Ryan's memoir: 12 Guys Walk Into a Kitchen Nick's new shirts and crops: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobb See Ryan on the road: • October 22 – Albuquerque – Hyenas • October 23 – Santa Fe – Tumbleroot • November 5-7 – Montreal – The Comedy Nest – tickets TBA • November 18 - Los Angeles - Lyric Hyperion - tickets TBA • December 10-13 – Edmonton – House of Comedy – Tickets TBA • January 20 – Roanoke, VA – tickets TBA • January 21 – Richmond, VA – tickets TBA • January 23 – Washington DC – Pearl Street – tickets TBA • February 5 – Fort Collins, CO – tickets TBA • February 6 – Denver, CO – tickets TBA • February 18 – Seattle – tickets TBA • February 20 – Portland – tickets TBA • February 25 – Burlington, VT – tickets TBA • February 26 – Boston, MA – tickets TBA • February 27 – Rosendale, NY – tickets TBA
The Fart that Evacuated the TheaterAug 13, 2026 · 49 minOn this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Ryan and Nick find their lone listener, learn about a nacho fart that evacuated a movie theater, discuss (the most dangerous game) mumbly peg, small talk, marmots, tree frogs and Ryan's least favorite--unnamed--restaurant. The boys also play "Rank Them." Pre-Order Ryan's book: 12 Guys Walk Into a Kitchen Nick's new shirts and crops: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobb See Ryan on the road: • October 22 – Albuquerque – Hyenas • October 23 – Santa Fe – Tumbleroot • November 5-7 – Montreal – The Comedy Nest – Tickets TBA • December 10-13 – Edmonton – House of Comedy – Tickets TBA • January 20 – Roanoke, VA – tickets TBA • January 21 – Richmond, VA – tickets TBA • January 23 – Washington DC – Pearl Street – tickets TBA • February 5 – Fort Collins, CO – tickets TBA • February 6 – Denver, CO – tickets TBA • February 18 – Seattle – tickets TBA • February 20 – Portland – tickets TBA • February 25 – Burlington, VT – tickets TBA • February 26 – Boston, MA – tickets TBA • February 27 – Rosendale, NY – tickets TBA
Did We Get Kicked Off Youtube?Aug 6, 2026 · 44 minOn this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Ryan and Nick question being kicked off of YouTube, and talk about government leaks, compression socks, librarian aspirations, solicitors, speaking English and Italian cab drivers. The ladies also play "Rank Them." Pre-Order Ryan's book: 12 Guys Walk Into a Kitchen Nick's new shirts and crops: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobb See Ryan on the road: • October 22 – Albuquerque – Hyenas • October 23 – Santa Fe – Tumbleroot • January 20 – Roanoke, VA – The Grandin Theater – tickets TBA • January 21 – Richmond, VA – The Funnybone • January 23 – Washington DC – Pearl Street – tickets TBA • February 5 – Fort Collins, CO – The Lyric • February 6 – Denver, CO – The Bug • February 20 – Portland – TBA • February 26 – Boston, MA – The Rockwell – tickets TBA
Cracker Barrel Breaking News!Jul 30, 2026 · 51 minOn this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Ryan and Nick talk about Breaking News!, Elon Musk "getting flak," the podcast controversy, summer in Europe, Alexa, Siri and saunas. The boys also play "Review of What?" and "Rank Them". Pre-Order Ryan's book: 12 Guys Walk Into a Kitchen Nick's new shirts and crops: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobb See Ryan on the road: • October 22 – Albuquerque – Hyenas • October 23 – Santa Fe – Tumbleroot • January 20 – Roanoke, VA – The Grandin Theater – tickets TBA • January 21 – Richmond, VA – The Funnybone • January 23 – Washington DC – Pearl Street – tickets TBA • February 5 – Fort Collins, CO – The Lyric • February 6 – Denver, CO – The Bug • February 20 – Portland – TBA • February 26 – Boston, MA – The Rockwell – tickets TBA
I Guess it's ArsonJul 16, 2026 · 42 minOn this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Ryan and Nick talk about a lunatic committed arson by burning something you will not expect, a four thousand dollar nut, the new Weird Science, elder abuse and revenge via Yelp. The guys also play "Rank Them." Pre-Order Ryan's book: 12 Guys Walk Into a Kitchen Nick's new shirts and crops: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobb See Ryan on the road: • October 22 – Albuquerque – Hyenas • October 23 – Santa Fe – Tumbleroot – tickets TBA • January 20 – Roanoke, VA – The Grandin Theater – tickets TBA • January 21 – Richmond, VA – The Funnybone • January 23 – Washington DC – Pearl Street – tickets TBA • February 5 – Fort Collins, CO – The Lyric • February 6 – Denver, CO – The Bug • February 20 – Portland – TBA • February 26 – Boston, MA – The Rockwell – tickets TBA
Yu-Gi-Oh ControversyJul 9, 2026 · 44 minOn this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Ryan and Nick talk Nick's triumphant NBA2K22 season, neighborhood fireworks, the Trump helipad, Yu-Gi-Oh hygiene concerns, and UFO'ers. The guys also play "Rank Them." Pre-Order Ryan's book: 12 Guys Walk Into a Kitchen Nick's new shirts and crops: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobb See Ryan on the road: • October 22 – Albuquerque – Hyenas • October 23 – Santa Fe – Tumbleroot – tickets TBA • January 20 – Roanoke, VA – The Grandin Theater – tickets TBA • January 21 – Richmond, VA – The Funnybone • January 23 – Washington DC – Pearl Street – tickets TBA • February 5 – Fort Collins, CO – The Lyric • February 6 – Denver, CO – The Bug • February 20 – Portland – TBA • February 26 – Boston, MA – The Rockwell – tickets TBA
How to Get Fired on PurposeJun 30, 2026 · 39 minOn this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Ryan and Nick remember the Challenger explosion, debate speakerphone etiquette, compare school relationships, talk about things you never see in movies, and the strategy of tryingz to get fired. The guys also play "Rank Them" and ask hypotheticals. Pre-Order Ryan's book: 12 Guys Walk Into a Kitchen Nick's new shirts and crops: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobb See Ryan on the road: • October 22 – Albuquerque – Hyenas • October 23 – Santa Fe – Tumbleroot – tickets TBA • January 20 – Roanoke, VA – The Grandin Theater – tickets TBA • January 21 – Richmond, VA – The Funnybone • January 23 – Washington DC – Pearl Street – tickets TBA • February 5 – Fort Collins, CO – The Lyric • February 6 – Denver, CO – The Bug • February 20 – Portland – TBA • February 26 – Boston, MA – The Rockwell – tickets TBA
Finger CrimesJun 24, 2026 · 40 minOn this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Ryan and Nick talk Ryan's book, performing in Vegas, Ranch dressing, power whistling, and how not to stop a dog attack. The guys also play "Investor's Choice", "Just Asking Craigslist" and "Rank Them". Pre-Order Ryan's book: 12 Guys Walk Into a Kitchen See Ryan on the road: • October 22 – Albuquerque – Hyenas • October 23 – Santa Fe – Tumbleroot – tickets TBA • January 20 – Roanoke, VA – The Grandin Theater – tickets TBA • January 21 – Richmond, VA – The Funnybone • January 23 – Washington DC – Pearl Street – tickets TBA • February 5 – Fort Collins, CO – The Lyric • February 6 – Denver, CO – The Bug • February 20 – Portland – TBA • February 26 – Boston, MA – The Rockwell – tickets TBA Nick's new shirts and crops! https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobb
Dinosaur Kumite at the White HouseJun 17, 2026 · 57 minOn this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Ryan and Nick talk Taylor Swift, the World Cup, the 250th celebration weigh-in, crows and people capitalizing on Father's Day. The guys also play "Rank Them."
Elephants Are SoftJun 9, 2026 · 48 minOn this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Ryan challenges Nick to identify common plants, Tommy Tuberville runs for governor, Nick is on the wrong end of a life insurance scam, and there is Shark News . The guys also pay tribute to their late and great friend Jerry Rocha. Pre-order Ryan's book, 12 Guys Walk Into a Kitchen, anywhere books are sold. Buy Nick's awesome shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobb See Ryan on the road: June 15-21 – Las Vegas – The Comedy Cellar October 22 – Albuquerque – Hyenas October 23 – Santa Fe – Tumbleroot – tickets TBA January 20 – Roanoke, VA – The Grandin Theater – tickets TBA January 21 – Richmond, VA – The Funnybone – tickets TBA January 23 – Washington DC – Pearl Street – tickets TBA February 5 – Fort Collins, CO – The Lyric February 6 – Denver, CO – The Bug
My Stuff in the Middle, AGT, and America at 250Jun 2, 2026 · 47 minOn this fiery episode of Conner VS Cobb, Ryan and Nick discuss the stuff in the middle, resignation speeches, AGT, America at 250 and FIFA parking fees. A barnburner! The guys also answer a couple hypothetical questions and play "Review of What?" and "Rank Them." See Ryan on the road: June 15-21 – Las Vegas – The Comedy Cellar October 22 – Albuquerque – Hyenas October 23 – Santa Fe – Tumbleroot – tickets TBA January 20 – Roanoke, VA – The Grandin Theater – tickets TBA January 21 – Richmond, VA – The Funnybone – tickets TBA January 23 – Washington DC – Pearl Street – tickets TBA February 5 – Fort Collins, CO – The Lyric February 6 – Denver, CO – The Bug Buy Nick's awesome shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobb Pre-order Ryan's book, 12 Guys Walk Into a Kitchen, anywhere books are sold.
World Cup ScammedMay 26, 2026 · 55 minOn this phenomenal episode (Nick's words) of Conner VS Cobb, Ryan and Nick politely debate email salutations, Ryan's beef with FIFA, Nick missing Tom Petty for Wendy's and Ryan idiotically missing Radiohead. Good times! The guys also play Kai's new game "Review of What," "Investor's Choice," and of course, "Rank Them". See Ryan on the road: June 15-21 – Las Vegas – The Comedy Cellar October 22 – Albuquerque – Hyenas October 23 – Santa Fe – Tumbleroot – tickets TBA January 20 – Roanoke, VA – The Grandin Theater – tickets TBA January 21 – Richmond, VA – The Funnybone – tickets TBA January 23 – Washington DC – Pearl Street – tickets TBA February 5 – Fort Collins, CO – The Lyric February 6 – Denver, CO – The Bug Buy Nick's awesome shirts: https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobb Pre-order Ryan's book, 12 Guys Walk Into a Kitchen, anywhere books are sold.
Giving It To You StraightMay 15, 2026 · 54 minOn this fiery episode of Conner VS Cobb, Ryan and Nick talk about awful corporate galas, AI getting brutally honest, and showing up too early to Flight of the Conchords. See Ryan on the road: • June 15-21 – Las Vegas – The Comedy Cellar • October 22 – Albuquerque – Hyenas • October 23 – Santa Fe – Tumbleroot – tickets TBA • January 20 – Roanoke, VA – The Grandin Theater – tickets TBA • January 21 – Richmond, VA – The Funnybone – tickets TBA • January 23 – Washington DC – Pearl Street – tickets TBA • February 5 – Fort Collins, CO – The Lyric • February 6 – Denver, CO – The Bug *Nick's new beach shirts! https://www.etsy.com/shop/MerchTableByCobb Pre-order Ryan's new memoir 12 Guys Walk Into a Kitchen
Returning SandMay 8, 2026 · 38 minOn this very special episode of Conner VS Cobb, Ryan tells Nick about his dreams, Nick brings up FB Marketplace for the 9,000th time, and they talk about audience feedback and Starbucks rewards. See Ryan on the road: • June 15-21 – Las Vegas – The Comedy Cellar • October 22 – Albuquerque – Hyenas • October 23 – Santa Fe – Tumbleroot – tickets TBA • January 20 – Roanoke, VA – The Grandin Theater – tickets TBA • January 21 – Richmond, VA – The Funnybone – tickets TBA • January 23 – Washington DC – Pearl Street – tickets TBA • February 5 – Fort Collins, CO – The Lyric • February 6 – Denver, CO – The Bug *Nick's new beach shirts! http://the-merch-table-9215.myshopify.com
Nextdoor to LunaticsMay 1, 2026 · 1 hr 5 minOn this very special episode of Conner VS Cobb, Ryan and Nick melt copper wire, break down their neighbors and FB Marketplace, a terrible financial decision, and Nick has an insane opinion on plants. The guys also play What Came First, Was this in Florida, Investor's Choice, and Rank Them. See Ryan & Nick on the road: CG's, Bolingbrook, 5/1-2 (Nick) Several cities TBA for Ryan Buy Nick's shirts, hats, mugs, crop tops: http://the-merch-table-9215.myshopify.com
The Haunted CouchApr 23, 2026 · 56 minOn this very special episode of Conner VS Cobb, Ryan and Nick discuss late comics, food on the face, dead people on FB marketplace, tornadoes at shows and Flo. The guys also play Which Came First, Was This in Florida, and Rank Them. See Ryan & Nick on the road: Check ryanconnercomedy.com for info Buy Nick's shirts, hats, mugs, crop tops http://the-merch-table-9215.myshopify.com
Ryan & Nick's Weekly Phone CallApr 17, 2026 · 1 hr 5 minOn this very special episode of Conner VS Cobb, Ryan and Nick talk about gross pools and hot tubs, the NextDoor app, "second responders", experts, and calling 911. The guys also play Investor's Choice, hypotheticals and Rank Them. See Ryan & Nick on the road: 4/17 - Raue Center of the Arts, Crystal Lake, IL (Nick) May 7 – Fort Collins, CO – The Lyric (Ryan) May 8 – Denver, CO – The Bug (Ryan) June 15-21 – Las Vegas – The Comedy Cellar (Ryan) October 7 – Albuquerque – TBA (Ryan) October 8 – Santa Fe – TBA (Ryan) Buy Nick's shirts, hats, mugs, crop tops: http://the-merch-table-9215.myshopify.com
Shark NewsApr 10, 2026 · 53 minOn this very special episode of Conner VS Cobb, Ryan and Nick join class action lawsuits, talk about nerd spring break, catching great white sharks, smart watches, and unveil Jinglemaster Tony's incredible March Madness Rank Them jingle. The guys also do their usual nonsense See Ryan on the road: May 7 – Fort Collins, CO – The Lyric May 8 – Denver, CO – The Bug June 15-21 – Las Vegas – The Comedy Cellar October 7 - Albuquerque - TBD October 8 – Santa Fe – Tumbleroot Please buy one of Nick's shirts, hats or crop tops! http://the-merch-table-9215.myshopify.com
Rank Them March Madness Episode!Mar 27, 2026 · 1 hr 15 minOn this very special episode of Conner VS Cobb, Ryan and Nick compete in a March Madness Rank Them competition. See Ryan on the road: May 7 - Ft Collins - The Lyric May 8 - Denver - The Bug June 15-21 - Las Vegas - The Comedy Cellar Please buy one of Nick's shirts, hats or crop tops! http://the-merch-table-9215.myshopify.com
Extra BreathyMar 19, 2026 · 47 minOn this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Nick and Ryan discuss Ryan's new book, Nick's shirts, and the Nextdoor app. Nick and Ryan also play "Florida", "Which came first?", answer some hypotheticals and of course "Rank Them". See Ryan on the road: May 7 - Ft Collins, CO May 8 - Denver June 15-21 - Las Vegas Please buy one of Nick's shirts, hats or crop tops! http://the-merch-table-9215.myshopify.com Ryan's memoir 12 Guys Walk Into a Kitchen is now available for presale. Order anywhere books are sold.
Why Japan?Mar 12, 2026 · 1 hr 1 minOn this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Nick and Ryan discuss Ryan's trip to Japan, his rocky return to LA, protecting your data, dog insurance and Honda birthday wishes. Nick and Ryan also play "Shark News", "Which came first?", "Investors Choice", answer some hypotheticals and of course "Rank Them". See Nick on the road: Sun Valley, Idaho, March 14th (Nick) Please buy one of Nick's shirts, hats or crop tops! http://the-merch-table-9215.myshopify.com
Funeral Butt ChuggingFeb 24, 2026 · 55 minOn this episode of Conner vs Cobb, Nick and Ryan discuss drinking at funerals, answering questions in the middle of the night, Freddie Krueger and Pisces horoscopes. Ryan has "Shark News," and they play their little games. See Nick on the road: Sun Valley, Idaho, March 14th Please consider buying one of Nick's shirts or crop tops! http://the-merch-table-9215.myshopify.com
Laying on the High DiveFeb 17, 2026 · 1 hr 6 minOn this episode of Conner vs Cobb, Nick and Ryan discuss Ryan's fear of heights, the new sport of people running into each other, stolen autism valor and birthday text messages. Ryan shares some "Shark News," and they play "Florida Man: Hardcore Bondage," "Which came first?," "Just Ask Craigslist," the conspiracy theories game , answer some hypotheticals and of course "Rank Them". See Nick on the road: Sun Valley, Idaho, March 14th Please consider buying one of Nick's shirts or crop tops! http://the-merch-table-9215.myshopify.com
Grand OpeningFeb 10, 2026 · 59 minOn this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Nick and Ryan discuss talk about weird business decisions, public proposals, a correction on Pluto, and more. Nick and Ryan also play many of their regular games. See Nick on the road: Sun Valley, Idaho, March 14th
Lectures on EnshittificationFeb 3, 2026 · 1 hr 3 minOn this episode of Conner vs Cobb, Nick and Ryan talk about a strange post-show encounter, when people give joke feedback, the rarest last name in the Philippines, corporate texts and Shark News. Nick and Ryan also play "Which Came First?, Just Asking Craigslist, answer some hypotheticals and of course they play Rank Them. See Nick on the road: Sun Valley, Idaho, March 14th
Builts DifferentJan 28, 2026 · 57 minOn this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Nick and Ryan discuss an encounter with someone who thought Ryan was dead, Nick's credit card welfare checks, Shark News, "builts" and performing in your hometown. The guys play "Just Asking Craigslist," "Investor's Choice," and "Rank Them." See Nick on the road: Sun Valley, Idaho - March 14th
Low Budget SimulationJan 20, 2026 · 1 hrOn this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Nick and Ryan discuss Ryan's trip to a Star Wars village, Tony Danza's brother, Yippi Dogs and manatees. They also played "Just Asking Craigslist", "Investor's Choice", "Dinosaur Facts" and of course "Rank Them." See Ryan on the road: Jan 21st, Grandin Theater, Roanoke, VA Jan 24th, Jammin Java, Fairfax, VA
Ever UnpopularJan 13, 2026 · 1 hr 1 minOn this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Nick and Ryan discuss Ryan's armor, Ryan's Werther's originals, Ryan's dog and Ryan in general. They also played "Just Asking Craigslist", "Investor's Choice", "Florida" and of course "Rank them." See Ryan & Nick on the road: Jan 16 & 17 - Hey Nonny's & Second City (Nick) Jan 16 & 17 - Funny Bone, Des Moines, Iowa (Ryan) Jan 21st - Grandin Theatre, Roanoke, VA (Ryan) Jan 24th - Jammin Java, Fairfax, VA (Ryan)
Leo the CopycatJan 6, 2026 · 57 minOn this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Nick and Ryan discuss Yo Mama jokes, DQ off-menu ordering (yet again), copycat taco trucks, NPR, "Major League" and Rosie Perez's unlikely run on Jeopardy in "White Men Can't Jump." They also play holiday trivia, "Christmas Investor's Choice" and "Rank them". See Ryan & Nick on the road: Jan 9 & 10, CG's in Bolingbrook (Nick) Jan 16 & 17, Hey Nonny's & Second City (Nick) Jan 16 & 17, Funny Bone, Des Moines, Iowa (Ryan) Jan 21st, Grandin Theater, Roanoke, VA (Ryan) Jan 24th, Jammin Java, Fairfax, VA (Ryan)
The Birthday IncidentDec 23, 2025 · 52 minOn this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Nick and Ryan talk about Ryan’s birthday, colonoscopies, Tiger Woods, The Great Butter Conspiracy, lost tuna in space, and the regular games. See Ryan & Nick on the road: Ryan: Jan 16-17 - Des Moines, IA Jan 21 - Roanoke, VA Jan 24 - Vienna, VA Nick: Stay tuned
In Defense of Uncle BuckDec 16, 2025 · 1 hr 8 minOn this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Nick and Ryan talk about the Elvis autopsy, Uncle Buck, Florida, Craigslist, and they play Rank Them. See Ryan & Nick on the road: Ryan: Jan 16-17 - Des Moines, IA Jan 21 - Roanoke, V Jan 24 - Vienna, VA Nick: Stay tuned January Chicago shows
Off Menu at DQDec 10, 2025 · 55 minOn this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Nick and Ryan discuss Ryan's off-menu ordering at DQ, Ross surveys, Nebraska dumpsters, swag gaps and the Chicago Bulls. They also play "Was this in Florida", "Just Ask Craigslist", "Conspiracy Theories", "Investor's Choice", ask some hypotheticals and play "Rank Them" See Ryan & Nick on the road: Nick: Dec 10 - Phoenix Ryan: Jan 16-17 - Des Moines, IA Jan 21 - Roanoke, VA Jan 24 - Vienna, VA
Dustina 3000Dec 4, 2025 · 57 minOn this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Nick and Ryan discuss saying "God Bless You", Minnesotans on red eyes, acting class secrets and upper decking. They also play "Investor's Choice", "Just Asking Craigslist", "Dinosaur Facts," and "Rank Them." See Ryan & Nick on the road: Dec 5 - Chicago Dec 6 - Mahomet, IL See Ryan on the road: Jan 16-17 - Des Moines, IA Jan 21 - Roanoke, VA Jan 24 - Vienna, VA
Fighting Underground FiresDec 1, 2025 · 1 hr 5 minOn this episode (which was supposed to be released before the previous one) of Conner VS Cobb, Nick and Ryan discuss replacing a magician, a sad Facebook Marketplace listing, Ryan's Vegas plans and ping-pong tournaments. They also play "Investor's Choice,", "Conspiracy Theories," "Dinosaur Facts," and "Rank Them". See Ryan & Nick on the road: Dec 5 - Chicago Dec 6 - Mahomet, IL See Ryan on the road: Jan 16-17 - Des Moines, IA Jan 21 - Roanoke, VA Jan 24 - Vienna, VA
The FloNov 24, 2025 · 58 minOn this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Nick and Ryan discuss "Shark News", Ryan's time in Vegas, buying cantaloupes, lottery confidence and the "it" quality . They also play "Investor's Choice" and "Rank Them." See Ryan & Nick on the road: Dec 5 - Chicago Dec 6 - Mahomet, IL See Ryan on the road: Jan 16-17 - Des Moines, IA Jan 21 - Roanoke, VA Jan 24 - Vienna, VA
Investor's ChoiceNov 20, 2025 · 1 hr 4 minOn this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Nick and Ryan talk about awful merch, the "my family" excuse, green room sparring, farmer's market snitches and joke thiefs. They also play "Investor's Choice", "Was this in Florida?", "Just Asking Craigslist" and "Rank them.” Nick and Ryan on the road: Dec 5 - Chicago Dec 6 - Mahomet, IL Ryan on the road solo: Jan 16-17 - Des Moines Jan 21 - Roanoke, VA Jan 24 - Vienna, VA
Mrs. ClawsNov 17, 2025 · 1 hr 8 minOn this episode of Conner vs Cobb, Nick and Ryan discuss Nick's new glasses, comics who know Brett Favre, Shark News, Facebook memories, vegan cheese, hospital visitation teams, and Kai's genius. They also play "Was this in Florida?", "Pick a Penis", "Rank Them" and watch the Tonya Harding Cameo. See Ryan on the road: Dec 5 - Chicago (with Nick) Dec 6 - Mahomet, IL (with Nick) Jan 16-17 - Des Moines Jan 21 - Roanoke, VA Jan 24 - Vienna, VA Jan 29 - San Diego, CA
Tie BallgameNov 12, 2025 · 1 hr 8 minOn this episode of Conner vs Cobb, Nick and Ryan prove they aren’t robots, discuss being banned in two countries, Nick apologizes for lying to the American people, hypothetical questions and Rank them. See Ryan on the road: Dec 5 - Chicago (with Nick) Dec 6 - Mahomet, IL (with Nick) Jan 16-17 - Des Moines Jan 21 - Roanoke, VA Jan 24 - Vienna, VA Jan 29 - San Diego, CA
Cinnamon Too SpicyNov 7, 2025 · 51 minOn this episode of Conner vs Cobb, Nick and Ryan discuss Nick's face gash, edibles, Florida news, Roar, Elon Musk's joke, hypothetical questions and Rank them. See Ryan on the road: Dec 5 - Chicago (with Nick) Dec 6 - Mahomet, IL (with Nick) Jan 16-17 - Des Moines Jan 21 - Roanoke, VA Jan 24 - Vienna, VA Jan 29 - San Diego, CA
Trouser UnderwearNov 5, 2025 · 43 minOn this episode of Conner VS Cobb, Nick and Ryan discuss the gash on the side of Nick's face, politics at Old Navy, Facebook Marketplace bartering, Conspiracy Theories and FOUR Rank Them's. See Ryan on the road: Dec 5 - Chicago (with Nick) Dec 6 - Mahomet, IL (with Nick) Jan 21 - Roanoke, VA Jan 24 - Vienna, VA Jan 29 - San Diego, CA

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