376: 3D Printed Meat & PLAGUE Quarantine News on DIYS with Kanisha BussOct 22, 2026 · 1 hr 12 minSPONSORS: GLD: New customers get 40% Off with code DIYS at https://www.GLD.com BlueChew: Get your first order free with an additional 10% off and free overnight shipping when you buy two months of BlueChew Gold using promo code DIYs at https://www.bluechew.com MyBookie: Use my promo code DIYS, you’ll unlock a risk free first bet up to $500 through MyBookie’s Bet Back Bonus, plus 50 free spins on Dragon Inferno slots. Welcome back to Dam Internet, You Scary! This week, the crew sits down with comedian, writer, and actress extraordinaire Kanisha Buss (ComicView, Safe Space, Big Homie) for a wild deep-dive into the weirdest corners of the internet. From deep-diving into the ultimate fast-food tier list (McDonald's, Arby's, Taco Bell, and Wendy's) and debating fast-food app notifications, to discussing the terrifying reality of 3D-printed "stamon" (salmon) and Siberian quarantine zones, this episode is packed with hilarious hot takes and non-stop laughs. 0:00 - Intro & Cat Noises 1:09 - The McDonald's Fry Theory & Fast Food Apps 3:30 - Defending Arby's & The Secret Menu 9:56 - The Ultimate Fast Food Tier List (Wendy's, Taco Bell, Sonic) 14:04 - The Ultimate Delivery Story: Water Breaking at Sonic 18:14 - Wingstop & In-N-Out Fry Debates 21:05 - Jack in the Box & The "Girlfriend Box" Concept 31:13 - Trump, Geopolitics, and LA Conspiracy Theories 38:15 - Amazon Delivery Driver Smart Glasses Controversy 44:03 - BlueChew Ad Break 46:59 - Siberia Quarantine & Plague News 50:13 - GLD & Quince Ad Breaks 56:13 - 3D-Printed Salmon & Lab-Grown Food Realities 1:08:15 - Oxtails vs. Kangaroo Tails 1:11:52 - Where to Follow Kanisha Buss & Outro Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScaryPlayPlay 376: 3D Printed Meat & PLAGUE Quarantine News on DIYS with Kanisha Buss
375: Trump’s New AI Force, Space Trash Maps, and Ancient UFO Art Explained | Dam Internet, You Scary!Oct 15, 2026 · 1 hr 10 minSPONSORS: Ultra Pouches: Don’t sleep on @UltraPouches New customers get 15% Off with code DIYS at https://www.takeultra.com #UltraPouches #adventure IndaCloud: If you’re 21 or older, get 30% OFF your first order @IndaCloud with code DIYS at https://inda.shop/DIYS! #indacloudpod Mint Mobile: To get your new wireless plan for just 15 bucks a month, go to https://www.mintmobile.com/diys Kikoff: Build credit fast and get your first month for just a dollar at https://getkikoff.com/DIYS today. Thanks to Kikoff for sponsoring us! LA Comic-Con Live Event: Join us live at LA Comic-Con on October 31st for our special Halloween karaoke event featuring amazing guest comedians Courtney Haynes, Kali Scott and Brandon Broday! Stop by Room 306AB at 6pm. Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! This week, we are diving into everything from LA Comic-Con Halloween plans and wild 90s car culture stories to recent Stanford brain research discoveries, ancient UFO art, massive space debris maps, Trump's new AI force, and the glorious return of Toys R Us. Like, comment, and subscribe for more weekly laughs! 00:00 - Intro & LA Comic-Con Halloween Karaoke Plans 01:49 - 90s Fashion, Boyfriend Jeans, and Car History Trends 03:19 - Understanding Car Trim Levels (GT, SRT, and More) 04:49 - Escalades, Spinning Rims, and Custom 90s Car Stereos 06:00 - VCRs and DVD Players in Cars (The Wild Stunt Era) 07:49 - Custom Plexiglass Car Modifications and Parking Lot Pimping 09:36 - Detachable Face Radios and Stolen Steering Wheels 10:11 - Bowling Alleys, Arcades, and High School Hangouts 12:20 - Wild High School Stories and Old School Jobs 14:00 - Apartment Break-ins and Stolen Rims 18:07 - Live Freestyle Cypher & Ancient Greece Rap Bars 20:19 - Historical Contraception and STDs Through the Ages 22:00 - Which Historical Figures Had the Most Hoes? 24:00 - Following Dates Home Before GPS Existed 27:10 - Wild Family Reunion Encounters 30:11 - Resort Takeovers and Crazy Vacation Encounters 36:50 - New Stanford Research: The Human Brain Has Two Separate Organs 39:15 - The Versatility of the Human Body and G-Spot Debates 45:14 - Historical Masterpieces Depicting Ancient UFOs 50:35 - Tracking 25,000+ Pieces of Space Debris with Leo Labs 55:04 - Elon Musk, Starlink Satellites, and Supervillain Vibes 59:26 - Trump Announces AI Force and AI Superintelligence Debates 1:04:08 - Toys R Us Retail Comeback and Soup Plantation Returns 1:09:25 - Tour Dates, LA Comic-Con Reminder, and Outro Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScaryPlayPlay 375: Trump’s New AI Force, Space Trash Maps, and Ancient UFO Art Explained | Dam Internet, You Scary!
374: From Medieval Ships to Baby Jesus Conspiracy Theories with Dion Lack on DIYSOct 8, 2026 · 1 hr 22 minBlueChew: Experience it for yourself at https://www.bluechew.com and use the promo code DIYS to get your first month free when you buy a two-month supply, plus an additional 10% off and free overnight shipping on your first order. PrizePicks: Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/DIYS and use code DIYS and get $150 if you win your first $5 lineup! Cash App: Download Cash App today and make your money work for you. Click here to get started: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/crftch8p #CashAppPartner Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Cash App Visa® Debit Flex Cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC, and The Bancorp Bank, N.A., pursuant to a license from Visa U.S.A. Inc. See terms and conditions for the Sutton prepaid card (https://cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement), Sutton debit flex card (https://cash.app/legal/us/en-us/debit-flex-card-agreement-sutton), and Bancorp debit flex card (https://cash.app/legal/us/en-us/debit-flex-card-agreement-bancorp). Cash App Green features, Savings, Direct deposit, Round ups, Overdraft coverage and Discounts provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. Welcome back to another chaotic and hilarious episode of Dam Internet, You Scary! With Tahir Moore, Patrick Cloud, and special guest comedian, writer, and actor Dion Lack: In this episode, the guys dive deep into some wild internet theories, breakdown movie critiques, share insane high school ex-girlfriend confrontation stories, debate the realities of ancient travel and diets, and completely lose it over the infamous Teletubbies mixed with The Sopranos subtitles blunder. Plus, stick around for some top-tier freestyle bars and upcoming tour dates! Connect with our Guest: Follow Dion Lack on social media and check out his upcoming stand-up shows (including the Zodiac birthday shows and photo shoot services in downtown LA!) https://www.instagram.com/dionlack Follow the Show: Instagram: @DamInternetYouScary Catch us at LA Comic-Con for Scary-oke on October 31st 6pm Room 306AB Make sure to like, comment, subscribe, and ring the bell so you never miss an episode of the scariest corner of the internet! Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScaryPlayPlay 374: From Medieval Ships to Baby Jesus Conspiracy Theories with Dion Lack on DIYS
373: The Rules Changed: Dating, Work & the American Dream on DIYS with Kali ScottOct 1, 2026 · 1 hr 3 minSponsors: Cash App Download Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/crftch8p #CashAppPod ● Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Cash App Visa® Debit Flex Cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC, and The Bancorp Bank, N.A., pursuant to a license from Visa U.S.A. Inc. See terms and conditions for the Sutton prepaid card, Sutton debit flex card, and Bancorp debit flex card. Cash App Green features, Savings, Direct deposit, Round ups, Overdraft coverage and Discounts provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. My Bookie Sign up today using my promo code [DIYS] and make this weekend count. MyBookie. Bet on Anything. Anytime. Anywhere. Ultra Don’t sleep on @UltraPouches New customers get 15% Off with code DIYS at https://takeultra.com #UltraPouches #ad Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! Make sure to follow our guest: Instagram: instagram.com/likekaliscott What happened to the American Dream? We were raised to believe that if you worked hard, went to school, got a job, and played by the rules, you could eventually build the life you wanted. But for a new generation, that promise looks very different. In this episode, we get into the changing idea of the American Dream, why younger people question whether hard work actually leads to homeownership and financial security, whether college still provides the same value it once did, and why real-world experience may teach you more than a classroom ever could. And because this is Damn Internet You Scary, we also get into dating, hookup culture, relationship expectations, the “We All Hoes” philosophy, dating someone with pets, why people should probably ask about your dog's sleeping arrangements before getting serious, generational differences, work ethic, and why everyone is in sales now — whether they realize it or not. Featuring comedian and content creator Kali Scott, this conversation goes everywhere — from dating and dogs to college, careers, money, relationships, and whether the American Dream is still something people can realistically chase. What do you think? Is the American Dream actually dead, or does it just look different now? #AmericanDream #Dating #GenZ #Relationships #WorkCulture #College #DamnInternetYouScary Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScaryPlayPlay 373: The Rules Changed: Dating, Work & the American Dream on DIYS with Kali Scott
372: Roller Coaster Brain Injuries & Hideo Kojima’s Real Ghost Scanning Game on DIYSSep 24, 2026 · 1 hr 5 minSponsors & Special Offers: GLD: New customers get 40% Off with code DIYS at https://www.GLD.com BlueChew: Try BlueChew Gold and get your third month free with promo code DIYS at https://www.bluechew.com. Mint Mobile: Switch to high-speed 5G wireless starting at just $15/month at https://www.mintmobile.com/DIYS. PrizePicks: Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/DIYS and use code DIYS and get $150 if you win your first $5 lineup! Roller coasters are officially canceled! This week on Dam Internet, You Scary!, Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud break down the terrifying new lawsuits against Six Flags after over 100 people reported severe brain injuries. Plus, we dive into the wild website letting you make fake shopping carts for a pure dopamine rush, Hideo Kojima’s bizarre plan to scan a real ghost for his next horror game, the Lion King translation lawsuit, and cruise ship mysteries. Make sure to like, comment, subscribe, and hit the notification bell so you never miss an episode!PlayPlay 372: Roller Coaster Brain Injuries & Hideo Kojima’s Real Ghost Scanning Game on DIYS
371: HORSE MEAT??!! Live on DIYS with Guest Host Milah MappSep 17, 2026 · 1 hr 7 minHORSE MEAT??!! Live on DIYS with Guest Host Milah Mapp Sponsors: KIKOFF ● Build credit fast and get your first month for just a dollar at https://getkikoff.com/DIYS today. Thanks to Kikoff for sponsoring us! MYBOOKIE Sign up today using my promo code [DIYS] and make this weekend count. MyBookie. Bet on Anything. Anytime. Anywhere. INDACLOUD If you’re 21 or older, get 30% OFF your first order @IndaCloud with code DIYS at https://inda.shop/DIYS! #indacloudpodPlayPlay 371: HORSE MEAT??!! Live on DIYS with Guest Host Milah Mapp
370: What Animal Would You Fight For A Million Dollars? on DIYSSep 10, 2026 · 1 hr 14 minSponsor Links: PrizePicks: Football is back! Get in on the action and win your first $5 lineup to receive $150 instantly in Lineups! Sign up here: 👉 https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/DIYS and use code DIYS. Cash App: Download Cash App Today: 👉 https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/crftch8p #CashAppPod Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App's bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Cash App Visa Debit Flex Cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC, and The Bancorp Bank, N.A., pursuant to a license from Visa U.S.A. Inc. See terms and conditions for the Sutton prepaid card, Sutton debit flex card, and Bancorp debit flex card. Cash App Green features, Savings, Direct deposit, Round ups, Overdraft coverage and Discounts provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. BlueChew: BlueChew is the #1 brand for better sex. Get your first month FREE (just pay shipping) when you buy two months of BlueChew Gold with promo code DIYS at BlueChew.com. 👉 https://www.BlueChew.com Ultra Focus Pouches: Don't sleep on Ultra Pouches. New customers get 15% Off with code DIYS at takeultra.com! 👉 https://www.TakeUltra.com #Ultra Pouches #ad" Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! We take a deep dive into some genuinely shocking news, starting with a food industry warning about ground beef and the reality of how processed foods are handled. From there, we cover the miraculous story of a Staten Island man who survived a direct lightning strike on his way to the dentist, and investigate a bizarre case in Greece involving a woman accused of starting wildfires just to catch the attention of firefighters. Plus, we tackle the eternal internet debates: can you actually die from being tickled, and could you realistically win a 1v1 fight against a chimpanzee? We also touch on some of the stranger headlines of the week, including R. Kelly's petition for a presidential commutation and a look at the latest Space Force uniform updates. Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScaryPlayPlay 370: What Animal Would You Fight For A Million Dollars? on DIYS
369: Black Childhood Rules, Another NFL Scammer Exposed and Rabid Bats on DIYS w/ Donny ComedySep 3, 2026 · 1 hr 5 minDownload Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/crftch8p #CashAppPod Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Cash App Visa® Debit Flex Cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC, and The Bancorp Bank, N.A., pursuant to a license from Visa U.S.A. Inc. See terms and conditions for the Sutton prepaid card, Sutton debit flex card, and Bancorp debit flex card. Cash App Green features, Savings, Direct deposit, Round ups, Overdraft coverage and Discounts provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. Sign up at MyBookie https://www.mybookie.ag with promo code DIYS and start your season off with a win. Bet on Anything. Anytime. Anywhere. Tahir Moore welcomes comedian, writer, and father Donny Comedy to Dam Internet, You Scary! to break down the wildest news stories trending across the web. Donny shares his hilarious theory on how to guarantee having a baby boy, navigating morning breath rules in marriage, and strict childhood upbringing rules. The duo dives deep into crazy real-world headlines, including a father leaving his 7-year-old son alone on Mount Fuji to keep hiking, rabid bats taking over a Pasadena park, a scammer who faked a whole NFL career, a mysterious floating island in British Columbia, and a mukbang YouTuber who ordered 20 meals on a single 15-hour flight. Plus, Donny explains wild college drink recipes like the "Jackson 5" and "Charged Up Hulk". Subscribe to Dam Internet, You Scary! for weekly comedy breakdowns of the internet's strangest stories. Follow the Host & Guest: Host: Tahir Moore @tahirmoore Guest: Donny Comedy IG @donny_comedy / YouTube: @DetroitDonnyComedy #DamInternetYouScary #TahirMoore #DonnyComedy #Podcast #Comedy #newsbreakdown 00:00 - Intro & Weathering LA Heat w/ Donny Comedy 01:30 - Donny’s "Secret Rules" to Guarantee Having a Boy 06:48 - Morning Breath Rules & Marriage Survival 07:45 - Father Leaves 7-Year-Old Alone on Mount Fuji 10:20 - Black Childhood Rules: Never Ask for Food at Relatives' Houses 12:54 - Grocery Store Discipline & The Clapping Technique 14:26 - Rabid Bat Warning Issued in Pasadena Park 15:39 - Vasectomy Rules & Basic Personal Hygiene 18:00 - Aging Dogs, Hearing Loss & Life Lessons for Kids 21:41 - Cash App Sponsorship 25:18 - Fake NFL Player Fakes Career & Scams Investors 32:15 - Prison Scammers & Fleece Johnson ("Booty Bandit") Stories 36:56 - MyBookie Sponsorship 38:29 - Suspect Dies of Cardiac Arrest Hiding Body in Woods 40:58 - Therapy, Emotional Control & Growth in Marriage 47:35 - Massive Floating Island Appears & Disappears in Reservoir 50:18 - Deep Ocean Fears & Thalassophobia 52:54 - Mukbang YouTuber Orders 20 Meals on a 15-Hour Flight 55:04 - Guy Fieri Conspiracy & Boiling College Liquor ("The Jackson 5") 01:01:21 - The Fake NFL Player Name Mix-Up 01:03:00 - Donny Comedy Socials & Tahir Moore Stand-Up Tour Dates Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScaryPlayPlay 369: Black Childhood Rules, Another NFL Scammer Exposed and Rabid Bats on DIYS w/ Donny Comedy
368: From Humanoid Robots to a Real-Life Power Ranger Crime Story on DIYSAug 27, 2026 · 1 hr 17 minSponsors Mint Mobile https://www.mintmobile.com/diys PrizePicks Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/DIYS and use code DIYS and get $150 if you win your first $5 lineup! GLD New customers get 40% Off with code DIYS at https://www.gld.com Quince Visit https://www.quince.com/diys Humanoid robots are running faster, boxing, and getting better every year — so naturally Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud start planning for the robot apocalypse. On this episode of Dam Internet, You Scary!, Tahir and Patrick get into humanoid robot competitions, AI fears, the economy, food and restaurant safety, tipping and delivery-app prices, a reported Power Rangers-related burglary story, and whether it might finally be time to move somewhere and start a farm. Then the conversation gets more personal. Tahir talks about getting older and reconsidering what success actually means: Does he still want maximum Hollywood fame, or would making great work for an audience that genuinely cares be enough? That leads to a conversation about comedy as a craft, short attention spans, IRL streaming, artistic freedom, celebrity, privacy, and why artists like Yasiin Bey, Erykah Badu, Curren$y, and Terence Crawford represent a different kind of success. Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary 00:00 Humanoid Robots Are Getting Way Too Fast 01:33 What Happens When AI Meets the Robots? 04:42 Economic Anxiety and the “Stop Paying Bills” Plan 11:07 The World Humanoid Robot Games 13:17 Our Apocalypse Plans Have a Problem 14:43 Would You Get Robot Body Parts? 17:17 The Great Bill-Paying Boycott Debate 20:03 Mint Mobile 22:44 People Are Smoking Scorpions? 24:22 A Different Way to Think About Giving 26:45 Texas Roadhouse Allegations 29:55 Why Tahir Is Tired of Eating Out 30:30 Tipping, Wages and Restaurant Prices 36:45 PrizePicks 39:09 The Former Power Ranger Burglary Story 41:18 Pitching the “Robber Rangers” Movie 43:47 LA Restaurant Health Closures 45:09 The Problem With Food Delivery Apps 48:00 Could Tahir Leave Hollywood for a Farm? 50:02 GLD 52:05 Rethinking the Dream 53:33 Getting Older Changes Your Definition of Success 55:30 Drake, Yasiin Bey and Art vs. Celebrity 57:15 Finding the Right Level of Fame 1:00:49 Quince 1:03:54 Why Some Concert Crowds Feel Different 1:04:51 IRL Streaming and Clout Culture 1:05:31 Comedy Still Requires the Work 1:08:00 Every Entertainment Industry Has This Problem 1:09:00 Terence Crawford and Success on Your Own Terms 1:09:42 Knowing When Enough Is Enough 1:12:16 One Last “Stop Paying Bills” Plan 1:14:15 Patrick and Tahir’s Upcoming Projects 1:16:48 OutroPlayPlay 368: From Humanoid Robots to a Real-Life Power Ranger Crime Story on DIYS
367: Raw Oysters, Food Recalls & the Stories Ruining Our Appetite | Dam Internet, You Scary!Aug 20, 2026 · 1 hr 16 minSHOUT OUT TO OUR SPONSORS: BETTERHELP: https://www.BetterHelp.com/DIYS BLUECHEW: https://www.BlueChew.com, promo code DIYS STORYBLOCKS: https://www.storyblocks.com KIKOFF Build credit fast and get your first month for just a dollar at https://getkikoff.com/diys today. Thanks to Kikoff for sponsoring us! Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud are running on fumes after a marathon day filming their first independent project — but Dam Internet, You Scary! still has plenty to get into. They break down what it took to shoot 32 of 41 planned scenes in one day, the cast and crew who stepped up to make it happen, and why creators may be better off making the project themselves instead of waiting for Hollywood to say yes. Then the internet takes over: a major earthquake hits during surgery in Japan, Tahir and Patrick debate college and practical education in the creator era, a long list of food recalls makes everything in the kitchen feel suspicious, and a Vegas hotel story leaves them wondering where marketing ends and deception begins. Also in the episode: sexually transmitted Shigella, hygiene debates, a sperm donor lawsuit, a terrifying glass bridge incident, contaminated raw oysters, sushi paranoia, and why one viral video isn't enough to build a sustainable creator career. In this episode: 00:00 They Survived a 15-Hour Shoot 03:27 Getting a 58-Page Script at the Last Minute 06:24 32 Scenes Down, 9 to Go 08:18 BetterHelp 10:48 Doctors Protect a Patient During an Earthquake 12:38 Is America Still Leading? 16:34 College, Influencers & Growing Up 19:39 What It Really Takes to Be a Content Creator 22:19 BlueChew 24:04 How Is This Much Food Being Recalled? 29:02 Texas THC Laws, Politics & Immigration 32:32 Remembering America's Racist Restaurant History 34:42 Sexually Transmitted Shigella?! 36:32 The Great Booty-Washing Debate 41:00 The “Genius” Sperm Donor Lawsuit 44:13 Can Phobias Run in Families? 46:10 Hayden Panettiere & Neutrogena Discussion 49:50 Storyblocks 52:22 The Vegas Hotel Listing Story 55:17 “Stop What You’re Doing” 59:04 Kikoff 01:02:04 Glass Bridge Panels Blow Out 01:04:02 Raw Oysters & Permanent Brain Damage 01:06:27 Sushi Suddenly Looks Different 01:08:10 A Big Film Festival Announcement 01:10:38 Stop Waiting for Someone to Fund Your Idea 01:14:05 Tubi and Independent Creators 01:14:32 Patrick’s Upcoming Shows & Projects 01:16:03 OutroPlayPlay 367: Raw Oysters, Food Recalls & the Stories Ruining Our Appetite | Dam Internet, You Scary!
366: Hecklers, Fake Podcast Drama & the Race to Go Viral on Dam Internet, You Scary!Aug 13, 2026 · 1 hrSponsored by Factor. Head to https://www.factormeals.com/diys50off and use code diys50off to get 50 percent off and 1 free breakfast item per box for 1 year, while supplies last until 10/31/2026. Sponsored by Mint Mobile. To get your new wireless plan for just 15 bucks a month, go to https://www.mintmobile.com/diys. Sponsored by IndaCloud If you’re 21 or older, get 30% OFF your first order @IndaCloud with code DIYS at https://inda.shop/DIYS! #indacloudpod Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud get into the strange new rules of going viral: hecklers trying to become part of the show, comedians manufacturing audience moments, podcasts staging drama, and the uncomfortable question of whether simply making good content is still enough. They even put the theory to the test with their own intentionally staged podcast confrontation. Elsewhere, the guys react to a jet ski crash at Lake Lanier, a man surviving a jump from the Brooklyn Bridge, two Forest Service employees being taken hostage, a rare shrimp-virus story, Switzerland’s surprisingly strict guinea pig rules, and the never-ending battle between frightening headlines and common sense. Tahir also looks back on sleeping in a running car during an early comedy audition trip, appearing on MTV’s Yo Momma, and the roasting culture surrounding the early All Def days. Subscribe for more Dam Internet, You Scary! with Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud. 00:00 Phoenix Heat and Sleeping in a Car for Comedy 02:24 MTV Yo Momma and the Reality of Reality TV 04:12 How Roasting Changed the All Def Culture 05:48 Kids, Parenting and Seventh Grade Chaos 10:02 Looking Back at the DIYS Backlog 12:06 Factor 15:02 The Lake Lanier Jet Ski Crash 20:24 A Brooklyn Bridge Jump With a Trash Bag 22:48 A Heckler Gets Removed From Tahir’s Show 24:30 Are Viral Crowd Clips Creating More Hecklers? 28:38 Scripted Drama and Manufactured Viral Moments 30:08 Tahir and Patrick Stage Their Own Fake Podcast Drama 32:30 Mint Mobile 35:46 Forest Service Employees Taken Hostage 40:27 The Shrimp Virus Story 41:59 Tahir Refuses to Give Up Taco Bell 44:07 In The Cloud 47:11 Switzerland’s Guinea Pig Rule 50:26 Can Domesticated Animals Become Depressed? 52:32 Pet Laws and a Government-Control Detour 54:34 Politics, Protest and America’s Relationship With Conflict 57:16 Why Negativity Beats Positive Content Online 59:07 Tahir and Patrick’s Upcoming Projects 01:00:33 Outro #DamInternetYouScary #DIYS #TahirMoore #PatrickCloud #Podcast #LivePodcast #ComedyPodcastPlayPlay 366: Hecklers, Fake Podcast Drama & the Race to Go Viral on Dam Internet, You Scary!
365: Winning Festival at Sea Changed Tahir Moore’s Comedy Plans on DIYSAug 6, 2026 · 1 hr 15 minSponsors BlueChew There’s a reason BlueChew is the #1 brand for better sex. Experience it yourself at BlueChew.com. When you buy two months of BlueChew Gold, you get the third FREE with promo code DIYS. You will also receive an additional 10% OFF plus free overnight shipping on your first order. Visit https://www.BlueChew.com for more details and important safety information. Cash App Download Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/crftch8p #CashAppPod New Cash App customers can earn $10 if they use code CASHAPP10 in their profile at signup and send $5 to a friend within 14 days. Terms apply. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Cash App Visa® Debit Flex Cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC, and The Bancorp Bank, N.A., pursuant to a license from Visa U.S.A. Inc. See terms and conditions for the Sutton prepaid card, Sutton debit flex card, and Bancorp debit flex card. Cash App Green features, Savings, Direct deposit, Round ups, Overdraft coverage and Discounts provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. Tahir Moore is back from Festival at Sea with a win. In this episode of Dam Internet, You Scary!, Tahir tells Patrick Cloud how he won a multi-round comedy competition aboard an eight-day cruise, performed for a packed theater, and prepared each set like he was studying game footage. He also explains why observational jokes gave him an advantage, how cruise passengers became new supporters, and why that exposure may be worth more than the prize itself. Tahir and Patrick also discuss first-time cruise advice, an alleged KFC drive-through confrontation, the best pieces of fried chicken, dog-leash etiquette, a police encounter that took an unexpected turn, Rick Ross’s recent public image, and why established rappers may be underestimating the influence of streamers and podcasters. In this episode 00:00 Opening and weekend plans 00:36 Tahir’s Festival at Sea experience 03:26 The cruise-ship comedy competition 06:00 Four rounds and the pressure of advancing 06:36 How cruise observations gave Tahir an edge 07:08 The $1,000 drink package workaround 09:24 Planning four different stand-up sets 11:21 Learning comedy structure from David Arnold 12:22 The economics of touring smaller comedy clubs 13:32 Why comedians need to control their promotion 15:17 Turning cruise passengers into ticket buyers 17:04 Why the exposure was more valuable than the prize 17:45 Honduras and the all-inclusive beach day 20:24 BlueChew sponsor message 22:05 Celebrity performers aboard the cruise 24:04 Festival at Sea and cruise hospitality 26:19 What Tahir packs for a cruise 26:59 Advice for first-time cruise passengers 29:19 Carnival pricing, food and reputation 30:20 Virgin Voyages and creator cruises 31:22 Internet stories begin 31:38 KFC drive-through rifle arrest 35:25 KFC memories and popcorn chicken 38:11 Ranking every piece of chicken 40:19 The chicken conversation takes a turn 42:34 Cash App sponsor message 44:38 An adults-only anatomy discussion 47:56 Unleashed dogs and inherited anxiety 50:05 A police encounter in St. Louis 53:06 Rick Ross’s album numbers and public image 56:32 Does Rick Ross need to reinvent himself? 59:54 Rick Ross and the 85 South Show 01:02:38 The DC Young Fly lyric 01:04:26 Rappers versus podcasters and streamers 01:08:31 Recognizing a change in entertainment power 01:09:11 Could R&B or neo-soul take over again? 01:11:20 African R&B recommendations 01:12:08 Patrick’s We Trippin update 01:12:32 Tahir’s upcoming comedy dates 01:13:40 Growing comfortable with the older cruise crowd 01:14:18 DIYS announces a sci-fi thriller project 01:15:06 Closing Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary #DamInternetYouScary #TahirMoore #StandUpComedy #PatrickCloud #ComedyPodcast #FestivalAtSea #CruiseComedy #ComedyCompetition #PodcastClips #RickRoss #CreatorEconomy #HipHopPodcast #CruiseTips #DIYSPlayPlay 365: Winning Festival at Sea Changed Tahir Moore’s Comedy Plans on DIYS
364: The studio cut Khleo Thomas‘s hair and had to pay!Jul 31, 2026 · 1 hr 19 minSponsors IndaCloud If you’re 21 or older, get 30% OFF your first order at IndaCloud with code DIYS: https://inda.shop/DIYS #indacloudpod Please enjoy responsibly. Cash App Download Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/crftch8p #CashAppPod New Cash App customers can earn $10 if they use code CASHAPP10 in their profile at signup and send $5 to a friend within 14 days. Terms apply. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Cash App Visa® Debit Flex Cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC, and The Bancorp Bank, N.A., pursuant to a license from Visa U.S.A. Inc. See terms and conditions for the Sutton prepaid card, Sutton debit flex card, and Bancorp debit flex card. Cash App Green features, Savings, Direct deposit, Round ups, Overdraft coverage and Discounts provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. Khleo Thomas joins Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud to talk about Dream Con, cosplay, childhood acting, entertainment contracts, social-media criticism, and the importance of protecting your professional value. Khleo shares his perspective on Dream Con’s growth, recalls unexpectedly being asked to host Gatekeepers, and explains how his ability to adapt has helped him move between acting, gaming, streaming, producing, hosting, and brand work. Tahir also reflects on attending his first convention and fully committing to his Hamburglar and Ruby Rhod cosplays. The group revisits forgotten fast-food mascots and early-2000s technology before Khleo tells two memorable behind-the-scenes stories: a haircut on Walking Tall that conflicted with an existing agreement and the lengthy prosthetic process required for an episode of House. The conversation becomes more personal as the three discuss favors, rates, boundaries, therapy, rage bait, reality television, Khleo’s online “villain arc,” and why respect matters in every professional environment. 00:00 Khleo Thomas joins the show 01:17 Looking back at Dream Con 03:50 Why Dream Con matters to Black creators 05:31 Khleo’s busiest Dream Con experiences 06:17 How Khleo became the Gatekeepers host 07:47 The “Swiss Army Khleo” reputation 08:33 Khleo’s brand partnerships and Kraft jokes 10:11 Can packaged food be upgraded? 11:33 The origin of “Mr. Brand Face” 13:22 Tahir’s Hamburglar and Ruby Rhod cosplay 15:19 Sponsor: IndaCloud 17:28 Surviving cosplay in the Houston heat 18:34 Why the Hamburglar still matters 21:09 Forgotten fast-food mascots 25:36 Are traditional mascots disappearing? 27:11 What happens when an actor becomes a brand’s face 28:29 Denzel Washington and pay-or-play contracts 30:54 Khleo’s ABC agreement before Walking Tall 31:33 The haircut that created a contract problem 34:06 Sponsor: Cash App 35:54 Seeing Khleo’s Walking Tall haircut 36:25 Khleo’s prosthetic transformation on House 38:43 Passing time before smartphones 39:45 The Sidekick era 41:12 Two-way pagers and early mobile technology 44:09 Jay-Z’s influence on fashion and music trends 45:16 How “Death of Auto-Tune” affected T-Pain 46:14 When industry favors are not returned 47:13 Khleo and Tahir discuss protecting their value 48:22 What professional appearances should cost 50:27 “Be humble in person and a shark in business” 51:22 Why successful people need insulation 52:57 Therapy, boundaries, and learning to say no 53:54 The origin of Khleo’s “villain arc” 56:05 The manufactured nature of reality television 57:10 Concerns about conflict-driven reality programming 01:00:01 Rage bait and disengaging from online narratives 01:02:31 Why one “be humble” comment got a response 01:04:25 Khleo’s warning about future negative press 01:05:06 Khleo’s history with event security 01:06:08 What happened at the Bad Boys premiere 01:09:06 Respect, authority, and temporary power 01:11:36 Why event staff should ask before assuming 01:13:33 Intervening during a security misunderstanding 01:16:18 Khleo’s upcoming convention appearances 01:18:12 Tahir and Patrick share upcoming projects 01:18:36 Closing the episode Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary #KhleoThomas #DamInternetYouScary #DreamCon #TahirMoore #PatrickCloud #DIYS #DreamCon #Cosplay #RubyRhod #WalkingTall #HouseMD #ChildActor #HollywoodStories #CreatorEconomy #KnowYourWorth #InternetCulture #RageBait #PodcastInterviewPlayPlay 364: The studio cut Khleo Thomas‘s hair and had to pay!
363: Malcolm Barrett Joins DIYS & The Conversation Goes Completely Off the RailsJul 23, 2026 · 1 hr 5 minSUPPORT OUR SPONSORS Kikoff Build credit fast and get your first month for just a dollar at https://getkikoff.com/diys today. Thanks to Kikoff for sponsoring us! Storyblocks Get 15% OFF annual plans. 👉 https://storyblocks.com/diys BlueChew Use promo code DIYS 👉 https://bluechew.com GLD New customers get 40% Off with code DIYS at https://www.gld.com Malcolm Barrett returns to Dam Internet, You Scary! and somehow the conversation goes from Dream Con stories to lab-grown meat, ravens with incredible memories, 1950s slang, Yellowstone bison attacks, and one of the most ridiculous cannibalism debates we've ever had. We also talk about: Dream Con celebrity moments The alternate ending of I Am Legend Lab-grown salmon Ravens vs snakes Foie gras Bucket list arrests Yellowstone bison attack Malcolm's new season of Average Joe 🎙 Subscribe for new episodes every week! Patreon: https://patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary Follow the hosts: Tahir Moore https://www.instagram.com/tahirmoore Patrick Cloud https://www.instagram.com/patrickcloud Guest: Malcolm Barrett https://www.instagram.com/verbalberappin #DamInternetYouScary #MalcolmBarrett #DreamCon #ComedyPodcast #LabGrownMeat #TheBoys #AverageJoePlayPlay 363: Malcolm Barrett Joins DIYS & The Conversation Goes Completely Off the Rails
362: We're Back from Dream Con! 😭 Cosplay, Chaos & The Wildest Weekend | Dam Internet, You Scary! LIVEJul 17, 2026 · 1 hr 3 minSponsors IndaCloud If you’re 21 or older, get 30% OFF your first order @IndaCloud with code DIYS at https://inda.shop/DIYS! #indacloudpod Don't forget to complete the post-purchase survey and let them know Dam Internet, You Scary! sent you. Factor Meals Eat smarter without spending hours meal prepping. Get 50% OFF plus FREE Daily Greens on new subscriptions. Use code: DIYS50OFF https://factormeals.com/DIYS50OFF (Offer valid while supplies last through September 27, 2026.) Mint Mobile Switch to premium wireless starting at just $15/month. Learn more at: https://mintmobile.com/DIYS We're back from DreamCon, and we've got STORIES. Join Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud LIVE as they recap one of the wildest weekends of the year—from cosplay, fan encounters, and behind-the-scenes moments to hilarious stories that didn't make it to social media. Of course, we'll also be diving into some of the strangest, funniest, and most unbelievable stories from around the internet. Come hang out with us live, jump into the chat, and let us know what you want us to talk about! 00:00 DreamCon recap begins 00:01 Tech chaos before the show 01:38 Why DreamCon is unlike any convention 04:05 Finding your community at DreamCon 05:58 Tahir's first DreamCon experience 07:30 Khleo Thomas, McDonald's & Hamburglar cosplay 10:45 Meeting fans and unforgettable interactions 12:07 Hamburglar footage & DreamCon moments 14:06 Why creators need a content team 15:23 Why everyone should experience DreamCon 17:02 Meeting fans, photos & creator life 18:18 The growth of DreamCon 20:49 Recovering after DreamCon weekend 21:10 Sponsor: In The Cloud 23:41 YouTube Lounge, food & networking 25:40 Malcolm Barrett joins How To Nerd 26:21 Why first impressions matter 29:09 DreamCon keeps getting bigger 31:29 Houston food recommendations 32:54 Sponsor: Factor Meals 36:29 Losing their voices after DreamCon 37:25 Packing an 800-seat How To Nerd panel 43:30 DreamCon's support for creators 44:47 Sponsor: Mint Mobile 47:16 Favorite DreamCon moments 49:27 Black to Nature and American Forest Foundation 55:15 Camping, nature & future collaborations 57:07 What they'd do differently next year 59:28 Creator mixers and networking 1:01:19 Why DreamCon will keep growing 1:03:12 Final DreamCon thoughts 👇 Tell us in the comments: If you went to DreamCon, what was your favorite moment? 🎙️ Become a Patreon member for exclusive episodes, bonus content, games, and behind-the-scenes fun: https://www.patreon.com/daminternetyouscary 📱 Follow Dam Internet, You Scary! on social media for clips, updates, and more. 👍 Like the stream 💬 Join the live chat 🔔 Subscribe and turn on notifications so you never miss an episode! #DreamCon #DamInternetYouScary #TahirMoore #PatrickCloud #Podcast #Comedy #LivePodcast #InternetNews #DreamCon2026PlayPlay 362: We're Back from Dream Con! 😭 Cosplay, Chaos & The Wildest Weekend | Dam Internet, You Scary! LIVE
361: Greg Wayans on Scary Movie, Hollywood Grind & Hilarious Internet Stories on DIYSJul 9, 2026 · 1 hrBetterHelp Don't let stigma stand in the way of getting support. Visit: https://www.BetterHelp.com/DIYS to get 10% OFF your first month of therapy. BlueChew Visit https://BlueChew.com Use promo code: DIYS Cash App Download Cash App today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/crftch8p #CashAppPod New Cash App customers can earn $10 if they use code CASHAPP10 in their profile at signup and send $5 to a friend within 14 days. Terms apply. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App's bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Cash App Visa® Debit Flex Cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC, and The Bancorp Bank, N.A., pursuant to a license from Visa U.S.A. Inc. See terms and conditions for the Sutton prepaid card, Sutton debit flex card, and Bancorp debit flex card. Cash App Green features, Savings, Direct Deposit, Round Ups, Overdraft Coverage, and Discounts are provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit https://cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. Greg Wayans joins Dam Internet, You Scary! for one of his most honest interviews yet. He talks about growing up in the legendary Wayans family, why having the Wayans name doesn't guarantee success, auditioning for over 16 years, working as a body double, performing stand-up for the first time, and the work ethic it really takes to survive in Hollywood. Then the conversation goes completely off the rails with dating stories, relationship advice, bizarre gifts, time travel debates, and some of the wildest internet stories we've covered—including a drunk driver destroying an entire parking lot, an Amazon driver accused of stealing a cat, a donated body ending up in military explosion testing, and a decades-old horse betting prediction that actually came true. If you enjoy hilarious conversations mixed with unbelievable internet news, you're in the right place. 00:00 Intro & Greg Wayans joins DIYS 00:31 Growing up in the legendary Wayans family 02:07 How many Wayans are there? 03:15 Greg explains why he hasn't fully pursued stand-up 05:04 Marlon Wayans unexpectedly throws Greg on stage 06:28 Why Sunday comedy crowds are the hardest 08:37 First meeting memories & Hollywood work ethic 11:34 Greg on auditioning for 16 years 13:12 Hollywood professionalism vs raw talent 16:23 Learning to watch movies like a filmmaker 18:26 Cash App Ad 21:03 Greg talks dating, relationships & staying focused on acting 24:03 Funny guys vs rich guys vs tough guys 27:17 Dating questions, body count & relationship dealbreakers 29:47 The hilarious "penis portrait" conversation 35:35 BetterHelp Ad 39:07 Drunk driver destroys parking lot full of cars 41:38 Amazon driver accused of stealing a customer's cat 44:00 Donated body secretly used in military explosion testing 47:21 Would you donate your body to science? 50:06 BlueChew Ad 51:52 1964 time capsule correctly predicts winning horse 53:02 Time travel, slavery & changing history 58:23 Greg promotes Scary Movie 59:25 Final thoughts & outro 👇 Let us know in the comments: Which internet story shocked you the most? Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! Guest: https://www.instagram.com/greggwayans/ Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScaryPlayPlay 361: Greg Wayans on Scary Movie, Hollywood Grind & Hilarious Internet Stories on DIYS
360: AI Police Cameras, Deadly Gender Reveals & A Tattoo That Solved MurderJul 2, 2026 · 57 min► Support our sponsors • BetterHelp Get 10% off your first month of online therapy. https://betterhelp.com/DIYS • Kikoff Start building your credit with Kikoff. https://www.kikoff.com/diys • Mint Mobile Get premium wireless service starting at just $15/month. Visit https://mintmobile.com/diys • Storyblocks Unlimited royalty-free stock footage, music, sound effects and more. Visit https://storyblocks.com/diys Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! One tattoo helped solve a murder years later... This week Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud react to one of the wildest true crime stories ever, a woman who was jailed because police thought SpaghettiOs were meth, deadly skydiving and gender reveal disasters, AI surveillance cameras, and plenty more internet insanity. 👇 Which story shocked you the most? Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary 0:00 Skydiving Plane Crash Kills 12 People 4:25 Would You Jump From A Crashing Plane? 5:20 Worst Adrenaline Activities Ever 8:15 Throwback Fashion & Old School Hats 17:36 Sponsor - Kickoff 20:02 AI License Plate Readers & Police Surveillance 23:30 AI Wrongfully Identifies Suspect 26:34 Sponsor - Mint Mobile 29:00 Talking Parrots, Smart Pets & Privacy 32:05 Gender Reveal Deaths Keep Happening 34:55 Woman Trapped In A Sewage Toilet 37:58 Sponsor - Storyblocks 41:00 Police Arrest Woman Over SpaghettiOs Mistaken For Meth 45:03 Prison Escape Using A Hand-Drawn Key 48:07 Sponsor - BetterHelp 50:41 Tattoo Helps Detectives Solve Cold Case Murder 56:10 Are We Living In The Good Old Days? 57:20 OutroPlayPlay 360: AI Police Cameras, Deadly Gender Reveals & A Tattoo That Solved Murder
359: Operation Midnight Climax and the CIA's secret brothel on DIYSJun 25, 2026 · 58 minSponsors: Download Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/crftch8p #CashAppPod New Cash App customers can earn $10 if they use code SECURE10 in their profile at signup and send $5 to a friend within 14 days. Terms apply. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. Mint Mobile: To get your new wireless plan for just $15 a month, go to https://www.mintmobile.com/diys $45 upfront payment required, equivalent to $15/mo. New customers on first 3-month plan only. Speeds slower above 40GB on Unlimited plan. Additional taxes, fees, and restrictions apply. See Mint Mobile for details. Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! What would you rather deal with: 638 assassination attempts... or an island full of virus-carrying monkeys? 🤯 This week on Dam Internet, You Scary!, Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud dive into some of the internet's strangest true stories, including the CIA's unbelievable attempts to assassinate Fidel Castro, the mysterious monkey island used for government research, bizarre WWII propaganda plans, Operation Midnight Climax, and a story about a mother who was run over after letting her 13-year-old son drive. Stories discussed in this episode include: • Why the CIA reportedly tried to assassinate Fidel Castro 638 times • Exploding cigars, poisoned wetsuits, and other unbelievable assassination plots • Why the U.S. has an island full of monkeys used for medical research • Hantavirus and why humans aren't allowed on the island • The WWII propaganda campaign involving oversized condoms • Operation Midnight Climax and one of the CIA's strangest experiments • MKUltra and government mind control research • A mother who let her 13-year-old drive... and ended up getting run over • Whether she should have been criminally charged • Plus plenty of laughs, side conversations, and internet rabbit holes Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary 00:00 Cold Open: Why Scammers Can't Trust Each Other 00:00:40 Welcome Back + Studio Intro 01:31 Working Out to Relaxing Music 04:09 Would You Trust an Uber Driver With No License? 12:59 Sponsor: Cash App 15:59 Why the U.S. Has an Island Full of Research Monkeys 16:24 The Truth About Hantavirus and Monkey Island 21:17 The WWII Plan to Fool Germany With Giant Condoms 21:58 The CIA's 638 Failed Attempts to Kill Fidel Castro 23:45 Exploding Cigars, Poisoned Wetsuits & Other Real Castro Assassination Plots 26:22 Sponsor: Mint Mobile 28:13 The CIA's Secret Brothel Experiment 29:07 Operation Midnight Climax Explained 31:24 MKUltra and Government Mind Control Experiments 34:00 The Squatter Removal Strategy That Doesn't Break the Law 39:10 Would This Actually Make a Squatter Leave? 44:45 Mom Lets 13-Year-Old Drive... Then Gets Run Over 46:05 Christmas Conversation & Holiday Irony 47:45 Should the Mother Be Criminally Charged? 52:00 Electric Chair Debate 56:48 Final ThoughtsPlayPlay 359: Operation Midnight Climax and the CIA's secret brothel on DIYS
358: Behind the Scenes of Nightlife, DJing & Viral Culture on DIYS w/DJ R-TisticJun 18, 2026 · 1 hr 16 minThis episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try and get 10% off your first month at: https://BetterHelp.com/DIYS This episode is sponsored by Factor. Get chef-prepared meals delivered right to your door. Visit https://FactorMeals.com/DIYS50OFF and use code DIYS50OFF to get 50% off your first box plus free shipping. This episode is sponsored by BlueChew Gold. Visit BlueChew.com and use promo code DIYS. Buy 2 months of BlueChew Gold and get your third month free, plus an additional 10% off and free overnight shipping on your first order. Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! DJ R-Tistic joins Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud for a conversation about DJ culture, crowd psychology, social media addiction, nightlife, attention spans, and what years behind the DJ booth have taught him about people. From reading a room to navigating today's social media-driven world, this episode dives into the psychology behind entertainment, attention, and human behavior. 🎙️ Guest: DJ R-Tistic https://www.instagram.com/djrtistic/ Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary 00:00 Intro 03:00 Social Media & Attention Spans 10:00 Why Boredom Is Disappearing 18:00 How DJ R-Tistic Got Started 27:00 Reading A Crowd 36:00 The Psychology Of DJing 45:00 Nightlife Stories 55:00 Relationships, Networking & Access 1:05:00 Social Media Validation 1:15:00 Wild DJ Experiences 1:25:00 Final ThoughtsPlayPlay 358: Behind the Scenes of Nightlife, DJing & Viral Culture on DIYS w/DJ R-Tistic
357: AI, New Zealand Conspiracies & Space Nightmares | Dam Internet, You Scary!Jun 11, 2026 · 1 hr 10 minSponsors: IndaCloud: If you’re 21 or older, get 30% OFF your first order @IndaCloud with code DIYS at https://inda.shop/DIYS! #indacloudpod Mint Mobile To get your new wireless plan for just 15 bucks a month, go to https://mintmobile.com/DIYS Hims Ready to reach your goals? Visit https://hims.com/DIYS to get a personalized, affordable plan that gets you. Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! AI can apparently steal your fingerprints from selfies, a New Zealand woman gets detained because officials didn't believe her country existed, and an astronaut gets stranded in space after the Soviet Union collapses. This week Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud dive into some of the strangest stories on the internet while debating Jordan Peele vs M. Night Shyamalan, Key & Peele vs Chappelle's Show, AI scams, party stories, and much more. Topics This Week • AI stealing fingerprints from selfies • ChatGPT helping people fight rent increases • New Zealand woman detained in Kazakhstan • Soviet astronaut stranded in space • Jordan Peele movie breakdown • Key & Peele vs Chappelle's Show • Neuralink discussion • Cockroach causes apartment explosion Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary Chapter Titles & Timestamps 00:00 Intro Chat: The Vibe App Idea 09:58 New Studio & DreamCon Updates 15:17 Patreon, Streaming & Content Creation 20:18 YouTube Creators Taking Over Hollywood 25:20 Jordan Peele vs M. Night Shyamalan 34:32 Ad Read: IndaCloud 38:10 Horror Movies, Get Out, Nope & Signs 54:54 Key & Peele vs Chappelle's Show Debate 1:05:43 Ad Read: Mint Mobile 1:08:12 Movie Production Costs & Hollywood Stories 1:14:03 Staying Out Until 5 AM 1:18:47 Ecstasy, Molly & Party Stories 1:28:40 Ad Read: Hims 1:31:03 AI Can Steal Fingerprints From Selfies 1:36:07 Neuralink Discussion 1:38:22 Woman Detained Because New Zealand "Didn't Exist" 1:49:11 The Astronaut Trapped in Space After the Soviet Union Collapsed 1:57:35 Man Blows Up Apartment Trying to Kill a Cockroach 2:02:06 OutroPlayPlay 357: AI, New Zealand Conspiracies & Space Nightmares | Dam Internet, You Scary!
356: Grandma Gets SWATTED | Dam Internet, You Scary! w/Amber Wallin and Jazymn W. (Quit Playin Podcast)Jun 5, 2026 · 1 hr 7 minSponsors: Cash App Download Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/crftch8p #CashAppPod Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Cash App Visa® Debit Flex Cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC, and The Bancorp Bank, N.A., pursuant to a license from Visa U.S.A. Inc. See terms and conditions for the Sutton prepaid card, Sutton debit flex card, and Bancorp debit flex card. Cash App Green features, Savings, Direct deposit, Round ups, Overdraft coverage and Discounts provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. Blue Chew Discover your options at https://www.BlueChew.com! And we’ve got a special deal for our listeners: Right now, when you buy two months of BlueChew Gold, you get the third for FREE with promo code DIYS. Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! The crew is back in the studio with comedians Amber Wallin and Jazmyn W. from the Quit Playin' Podcast. This episode goes everywhere. An 81-year-old Minecraft streamer raising money for her grandson's cancer treatment gets SWATTED. The crew reacts to the disturbing original ending of Pinocchio. They discuss Antarctica conspiracies, bizarre weather theories, a U-Haul driver dragging a tree through traffic, and China's unexpected solution to a lingerie modeling ban. Plus plenty of relationship stories, dating confessions, marriage talk, and classic DIYS chaos. Follow Amber & Jazmyn @ItsAmberWallin @jazmynw https://www.instagram.com/burr_iam/ https://www.instagram.com/jazmynjw/ 🎙️ Quit Playin' Podcast Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/quitplayinpod/ @PurseFirstStudios 👍 Like 💬 Comment 📺 Subscribe Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary Chapter Titles & Timestamps 0:00 Intro & New Studio Energy 3:53 Meet Amber & Jasmine from Quit Playing Podcast 5:30 Taxes, LLCs & Adulting Problems 11:00 Close Friends Secrets & Dating Stories 17:20 Marriage, Roleplay & Keeping Relationships Fun 29:00 The Original Dark Pinocchio Story 33:30 81-Year-Old Minecraft Grandma Gets SWATTED 37:30 Weather Conspiracies & Antarctica Theories 47:20 U-Haul Driver Drags Tree Through Neighborhood 51:30 China Bans Women Modeling Lingerie 59:10 Wild Relationship Stories 1:01:15 Amber & Jasmine Plug Their Podcast 1:02:00 OutroPlayPlay 356: Grandma Gets SWATTED | Dam Internet, You Scary! w/Amber Wallin and Jazymn W. (Quit Playin Podcast)
355: Why Older Men in the Club Look CRAZY Now | Dam Internet You Scary!May 28, 2026 · 59 minThis episode is sponsored by BlueChew. Try BlueChew and discover your options at https://www.Bluechew.com Use promo code: DIYS When you buy 2 months of BlueChew Gold, you get the 3rd month FREE. This episode goes from Ray J getting knocked out to terrifying UFO footage over an erupting volcano, the “Birds Aren’t Real” conspiracy, simulation theory, hip hop culture, social media algorithms, China’s futuristic technology, and why older men still trying to impress people in the club might need to let it go. Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud break down the wildest stories online while also getting surprisingly deep about ego, status, community, and how social media is changing everybody. 👇 DROP YOUR THOUGHTS IN THE COMMENTS 👇 Do you think the UFO footage was real? Are birds actually surveillance drones? Would you ever buy a bunker? #DamInternetYouScary #DIYS #PatrickCloud #TahirMoore #ConspiracyTheories #UFO #RayJ #BirdsArentReal Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary 00:00 Intro & Missing Hand Traffic Stop Story 01:38 Ray J Knockout & Streamer Culture 07:08 Getting Older, Clubs & Midlife Ego 12:39 Flexing Wealth for Attention 13:29 Hip Hop, Status & Community Conversation 18:13 BlueChew Ad Read 20:28 Volcano UFO Orb Footage Discussion 25:24 Simulation Theory & Reality Rendering 28:23 “Birds Aren’t Real” Conspiracy Explained 31:22 Atlanta Trees & Government Conspiracies 32:55 Hip Hop’s Global Influence 35:18 Tekashi 6ix9ine & Hip Hop Hypocrisy 40:58 Muhammad Ali, Ego & Real Strength 45:22 Recession Patterns & Bunker Talk 47:03 UFC at the White House & China’s Technology 49:16 Why Asia Feels More Advanced 52:28 The Oldest Company in Human History 55:15 Social Media Algorithms Listening to Us? 57:28 Reading, Audiobooks & Atomic Habits 59:04 OutroPlayPlay 355: Why Older Men in the Club Look CRAZY Now | Dam Internet You Scary!
354: Pat and Tahir Confess Their Wildest Scams, Heists & Robbery Stories | Dam Internet You ScaryMay 21, 2026 · 1 hr 5 minSponsored By 🔥 BlueChew Try BlueChew Gold and discover your options today. https://www.bluechew.com Use promo code DIYS 🥗 Factor Meals Get 50% OFF + free daily greens with code DIYS50OFF Visit: https://factormeals.com/DIYS50OFF Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! The conversation went COMPLETELY off the rails this episode 😭 Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud talk about the biggest scams and heists they’ve ever been involved in, getting robbed, fake drug dealing stories, crazy car setups, streaming culture, clout chasing, social media validation, and why the internet feels more dangerous than ever. From robbing retail stores to getting your apartment broken into THROUGH THE AC UNIT… this episode has everything. PLUS: • Wild high school stories • Streamer culture getting out of control • The dark side of clout chasing • Why social media changed fame forever • Netflix Is A Joke reflections • Real conversations about authenticity and success #DIYS #DamnInternetYouScary #TahirMoore #PatrickCloud Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary 00:00 Intro & Biggest Scam Stories 00:01 Mental Exhaustion & Sleeping 12 Hours 00:05 Roller Coasters & Six Flags Plans 00:08 Tahir’s Holiday Inn Breakfast Scam 00:09 Patrick’s Full-Blown High School Heist 00:11 Tahir’s Fast Food Money Scheme 00:14 Apartment Break-In Through The AC Unit 00:18 Getting Car Systems & TVs Stolen 00:21 BlueChew Gold Ad 00:22 Fake Dictionary Drug Dealer Story 00:27 Train Track Ticket Story 00:29 Feeling Violated After A Break-In 00:31 Ring Cameras, Surveillance & Politics 00:35 Viral Racist Streamer Discussion 00:39 Hiking With Friends & Fitness Talk 00:41 Cocaine At Parties & Public Drug Culture 00:43 Streamers, Clout & Humiliation Culture 00:47 Factor Meals Ad 00:49 Fame, Social Media & Public Downfalls 00:54 Clout Culture & Validation Online 00:56 Netflix Is A Joke Festival Reflections 01:00 Staying Authentic As A Creator 01:02 Family Expectations vs Following Your Passion 01:04 Live Shows, New Studio & Patreon Updates #DIYSPodcast #DamnInternetYouScary #PatrickCloud #TahirMoore #ComedyPodcast #Storytime #HeistStory #StreamerCulture #CloutCulture #FunnyPodcast #PodcastClips #BlackPodcast #NetflixIsAJoke #YouTubePodcastPlayPlay 354: Pat and Tahir Confess Their Wildest Scams, Heists & Robbery Stories | Dam Internet You Scary
353: Na’im Lynn on the Kevin Hart Roast, Dark Comedy & Skydiving Gone Wrong on Dam Internet, You Scary!May 14, 2026 · 1 hr 15 minSPONSORS: Mint Mobile Get your new wireless plan for just $15/month: https://mintmobile.com/diys Hims Start your personalized weight loss plan today: https://hims.com/DIYS In The Cloud If you’re 21 or older, get 40% OFF your first order @IndaCloud with code DIYS at https://inda.shop/DIYS #indacloudpod Ultra Pouches Don’t sleep on @ultrapouches. New customers get 15% Off with code DIYS at https://takeultra.com #UltraPouches #ad Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! Na’im Lynn joins the pod to break down the backlash surrounding the Kevin Hart Roast on Netflix, dark comedy culture, bombing on stage, skydiving horror stories, FAA recruiting gamers, amusement park accidents, and more. Na’im also talks about roast writing, Tony Hinchcliffe controversy, social media outrage, comedy today, and his upcoming tour dates. Follow Na’im Lynn: https://www.instagram.com/naimthestar/ https://www.youtube.com/@itsnaimlynn Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary 00:00 Intro & Na’im Roasts Tahir’s Outfit 02:32 Welcome Na’im Lynn 03:50 Kevin Hart Roast Reactions 06:04 Why People Were Mad About the Roast 08:01 Na’im Calls Out Weak Roast Performances 10:08 Tony Hinchcliffe Roast Joke Discussion 11:42 Best Joke of the Night 13:25 Mint Mobile Ad 16:11 Skydiver Crashes Into Moving Truck 18:21 Na’im’s Skydiving Experience 21:58 Friend Survives Failed Parachute Jump 23:35 Tahir’s Failed Skydiving Attempt 26:20 Na’im Talks About South Africa 30:42 Hims Ad 33:25 FAA Recruiting Gamers as Air Traffic Controllers 41:03 Amusement Park Slingshot Ride Accident 44:02 Changing Tires in 2026 Debate 47:22 Tahirs’s Former Job Teaching at Juvenile Hall 49:58 IndaCloud Ad 52:31 Na’im Lynn Tour Dates & Career Goals 55:14 Na’im Reacts to His Roast Performance 56:32 Dark Comedy & Roast Culture 59:03 Na’im’s Dead Baby Joke Bomb Story 01:01:13 Na’im’s Pre-Show Rituals 01:03:54 Ultra Pouches Ad 01:06:08 Comedy Industry Talk 01:09:48 Threads vs Twitter 01:13:57 Porn Twitter Discussion 01:15:05 Final Thoughts & Outro #Comedy #NaimLynn #KevinHartRoast #DamInternetYouScaryPlayPlay 353: Na’im Lynn on the Kevin Hart Roast, Dark Comedy & Skydiving Gone Wrong on Dam Internet, You Scary!
352: Craig Wayans on Scary Movie 6, Cockroach Milk & Internet Chaos on DIYSMay 7, 2026 · 1 hr 20 minSponsors Better Help Sign up and get 10% off at https://www.BetterHelp.com/DIYS Cash App Download Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/crftch8p #CashAppPod. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions at https://cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement Cash App Green, overdraft coverage, borrow, cash back offers and promotions provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit http://cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. Blue Chew Right now, when you buy two months of BlueChew Gold, you get the third for FREE with promo code DIYS https://www.bluechew.com GLD New customers get 40% Off with code DIYS at https://www.GLD.com #ad #sponsored Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! Craig Wayans joins the podcast and things immediately spiral into chaos 😂 We talk burner accounts, weird foods, cockroach milk, lab-grown meat, airline disasters, conspiracy theories, crazy intrusive thoughts, and some of the funniest stories we’ve had on the show in a long time. PLUS: Craig talks Scary Movie returning, comedy legends, and the wildest things people have admitted to doing. #DamInternetYouScary #CraigWayans #ComedyPodcast Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary 00:00 Intro & Burner Account Talk 02:46 Instagram Explore Pages Exposed 😂 04:08 Craig Wayans Joins The Show 06:00 Scary Movie Returns 08:05 Kevin Hart’s Funny AF & Ron Taylor Winning 11:16 Comedy Stories & ComicView Talk 17:00 Sponsor - GLD 18:06 If You Could Solve One Mystery… 24:24 Petty Superpowers Debate 😂 27:39 Charles Darwin Ate Weird Animals?! 30:05 Weird Foods We’ve Tried 34:06 Sponsor - Cash App 36:10 Lab-Grown Meat Debate 40:15 Cockroach Milk Is REAL 😭 48:14 Sponsor - BlueChew 49:16 Beekeeper Attacks Police With Bees 🐝 52:48 Hugh Jackman Thought Wolverines Were Wolves 😂 55:01 Wedding DJ Allegedly Killed Chickens 56:18 Virus Outbreak On Cruise Ships 01:00:26 Passenger Opens Plane Exit Door 01:02:02 Sponsor - BetterHelp 01:03:20 Intrusive Thoughts & Peeing In Sinks 😭 01:07:14 Craig’s INSANE Towel Story 😂 01:10:26 Plane Hits Bakery Truck 01:12:22 Spirit Airlines Shutting Down? 01:18:22 Final Thoughts & OutrosPlayPlay 352: Craig Wayans on Scary Movie 6, Cockroach Milk & Internet Chaos on DIYS
351: $34K LEGO SCAM?! on DIYSApr 23, 2026 · 1 hr 14 minFÜM Head to https://www.tryfum.com/DIYS to get your free gift with purchase, and start The Good Habit today! hims Try Hims for weight loss support: https://hims.com/DIYS Blue Chew Try BlueChew and get your third month FREE with code DIYS: https://bluechew.com Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary Topics include: A tiger escaping into a live circus crowd in Russia A nationwide LEGO scam using pasta to fake returns A man faking heart attacks to avoid paying restaurant bills A bizarre insurance scam involving a “bear attack” on a luxury car A kidnapping expert who was kidnapped after giving a lecture AI scams tricking people online New laws about boiling lobsters alive 00:00 Intro + BuzzFeed & Roast Talk 06:00 Icebreakers & Wild Hypotheticals 12:50 Toothbrush vs Underwear Debate 15:40 Poland “American Roleplay” Event 21:20 Viral “Black People Are Bigger” Discussion 23:10 Sponsor – Hims (Weight Loss) 26:20 Tiger Escapes Into Circus Crowd (Russia) 30:00 Bear Tranquilizer Rescue Video 32:50 Movie Industry, Remakes & Casting Debate 37:00 Sponsor – FÜM 39:40 $34K LEGO Pasta Scam Breakdown 44:50 Man Fakes Heart Attacks to Avoid Paying Bills 48:10 Sponsor – BlueChew 50:15 Kidnapping Expert Kidnapped (Felix Batista Case) 54:30 Real Missing Person Case Discussion 57:20 AI Scams & Internet Dangers 59:30 Fake Bear Attack Insurance Scam 01:02:00 Lobsters & Animal Sentience Debate 01:08:30 Firefighters Rescue Pigs… Then Eat Them?! 01:12:30 Fish Video & Final Thoughts 01:13:20 Outro + AnnouncementsPlayPlay 351: $34K LEGO SCAM?! on DIYS
350: Uber Eats Hack + Nurse Assault + 50,000-Year Meat?! on DIYSApr 16, 2026 · 1 hr 15 min🎧 Sponsors BetterHelp This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. When life feels overwhelming, therapy can help. Sign up and get 10% off: https://betterhelp.com/diys Factor Meals https://factormeals.com/diys50off Use code diys50off to get 50% off and free daily greens per box (new subscriptions only, while supplies last until 09/27/2026). See website for details. Cash App Download Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/crftch8p #CashAppPod Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms: https://cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement Full disclosures: http://cash.app/legal/podcast Mint Mobile https://mintmobile.com/diys Upfront payment of $45 for 3-month 5GB plan required (equivalent to $15/mo). New customer offer for first 3 months only, then full-price plan options available. Taxes & fees extra. See Mint Mobile for details. We start with a painful dental situation and a comedy set gone wrong… then somehow end up discussing a woman who increased her delivery tips using feet pics 😳 In between that, things get wild: A nurse commits one of the craziest assaults we’ve ever heard A hidden shotgun bed that makes zero sense A real college offering a BBQ degree And scientists eating 50,000-year-old meat 🤢 Just a fun conversation with a lot of laughs. 00:00 – Tooth Pain, 7-Eleven Mistake & Comedy Bomb Story 02:49 – Bombing at the Comedy Store Breakdown 05:20 – Dental Emergency & Cost of Treatment 09:45 – Podcast Intro + Cost of Living Discussion 13:39 – Financial Stress & Industry Reality 14:05 – BetterHelp Ad (Mental Health & Stress) 16:21 – Life Feels Weird Right Now (Discussion) 17:04 – Cruise Ship Comedy & Opportunities 21:13 – Icebreaker: Kid Throws Up in Store 23:02 – Being Recognized (But Not Really 😂) 27:00 – Would You Embarrass Yourself for $500? 27:42 – $1M Button That Kills Someone Debate 31:30 – Factor Meals Ad (Food & Convenience) 34:38 – Nurse Smears Dirty Diaper on Coworker 😳 37:20 – Healthcare Worker Burnout Discussion 42:48 – Hidden Shotgun Bed (Bad Idea 😂) 46:57 – Cash App Ad (Paying Friends Easily) 50:07 – BBQ College Degree in China?! 57:28 – Mint Mobile Ad (Cheap Phone Plans) 01:00:40 – Eating 50,000-Year-Old Meat Story 🤢 01:09:28 – Feet Pics Increase Delivery Tips?! 01:12:27 – Foot Fetish Discussion Gets Personal 😭 01:14:03 – Outro + Upcoming ShowsPlayPlay 350: Uber Eats Hack + Nurse Assault + 50,000-Year Meat?! on DIYS
349: Would You Hire Strippers for a Funeral?! on DIYS w/ @YouKnowMaaacus Apr 9, 2026 · 1 hr 14 minBetterHelp - This show is sponsored by BetterHelp When life feels overwhelming, therapy can help. Sign up and get 10% off at https://www.betterhelp.com/diys IndaCloud If you’re 21 or older, get 40% OFF your first order @IndaCloud with code [DIYS] at https://inda.shop/DIYS #indacloudpod BlueChew Right now, when you buy two months of BlueChew Gold, you get the third for FREE with promo code DIYS. https://www.bluechew.com Ultra Pouches Don’t sleep on @UltraPouches New customers get 15% Off with code [DIYS] at https://www.takeultra.com #UltraPouches #ad @YouKnowMaaacus joins Dam Internet, You Scary! for a fun conversation covering everything from family and culture to wild internet stories and real-life topics. This episode includes: the surprising truth about funeral strippers petty things people secretly judge others for controversial food conversations (gator, frog legs, more) a chess player who spent 67 minutes on one move and still lost the most dangerous jobs in the world social media negativity and online behavior gambling risks and real-life consequences traveling and how it changes your mindset Marcus also talks about his comedy special “Country Boy in the City” and growing up with strong family values. Watch the special here: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOj1dt3bkdc A fun conversation with laughs, real talk, and some unexpected topics. Subscribe for more episodes of Dam Internet, You Scary! featuring conversations, internet stories, and plenty of laughs. 00:00 Intro + Marcus Roast + Suits Conversation 00:02:26 Prom Story + Women’s Blazer Reveal 00:03:07 Living Single Dancer Discussion 00:04:00 Can Soul Train Ever Exist Again? 00:05:08 Club Culture vs Dance Floors Debate 00:06:40 Expensive Clubs + Bottle Service Reality 00:07:35 Worst Comedy Venue Stories 00:10:14 Marcus Smith Introduction 00:11:05 Comedy Special “Country Boy in the City” 00:12:05 Family, Mom, and Southern Upbringing 00:14:27 Living Near Family vs Independence 00:16:32 Icebreaker + Indacloud Ad 00:18:34 Petty Judgments People Won’t Admit 00:20:25 Wild Relationship Confessions Discussion 00:22:46 Controversial Foods (Gator, Frog Legs) 00:32:31 BlueChew Ad 00:33:45 Funeral Strippers Story 00:36:01 Business Idea Joke + Reactions 00:37:05 Chess Player Thinks 67 Minutes and Loses 00:40:15 Viral Chess Drama + Reporting Opponent 00:42:36 Gambling Stories + Rapper Risks 00:44:22 Social Media Negativity Discussion 00:46:12 Rapper Safety + Street Mentality 00:49:17 DaBaby Fan Art Situation 00:50:37 Social Media Toxicity + Division Talk 00:59:05 Ultra Pouches Ad 01:01:00 Importance of Environment + Perspective 01:02:12 Travel Changing Mindset 01:06:51 Happiness Outside America Discussion 01:07:14 Guessing Deadliest Jobs 01:09:01 Deadliest Jobs Revealed 01:11:29 Crab Fishing Dangers Explained 01:13:16 Marcus Smith Plug + Outro Comment below: Would you go to a funeral with strippers or is that too far?PlayPlay 349: Would You Hire Strippers for a Funeral?! on DIYS w/ @YouKnowMaaacus
348: Toxic Traits, Scams, and Mummies on DIYS w/Dion LackApr 2, 2026 · 1 hr 3 minstories, real-life scams, and hilarious conversations. This episode covers everything from toxic traits in arguments to crazy internet stories that sound fake but are real. Topics include: • a man stealing a shark using a baby stroller • ghost Uber driver scams that tricked riders • Victorian mummy unwrapping parties (yes, really) • real podcast scams targeting creators • Facebook and marketplace scam stories • near-death choking moments • weird human habits and social behavior • last words before execution and last meal debates Plus plenty of jokes, personal stories, and random conversations throughout. A fun episode with lots of laughs and some genuinely wild stories. Subscribe to Dam Internet, You Scary! for weekly episodes featuring weird internet stories, conversations, and plenty of laughs. Drop a comment: Which story was the craziest — the shark theft, ghost Uber scam, or mummy parties? 00:00 Intro, Roasting, and Show Start 00:01:02 Guest Co-Host Dion Lac Introduction 00:02:05 Hip Hop Trivia Show and Content Rollout 00:03:07 Editing Struggles and Content Creation Reality 00:04:07 Icebreaker Segment Begins 00:04:59 Pet Peeve: Getting Out of the Car Late 00:07:18 Pretending Not to See Someone in Public 00:10:02 Is Beef Contagious Between Friends? 00:12:42 Deleting Old Tweets and Social Media Cleanup 00:15:27 Super Chat and Audience Interaction 00:16:03 Toxic Traits in Arguments 00:18:20 Apologizing Too Quickly Discussion 00:19:04 Story Options: Ghost Uber, Mummies, Shark Theft 00:20:19 Shark Stolen in Baby Stroller Story 00:24:56 Ghost Uber Driver Scam Explained 00:30:11 Podcast Scam Warning (Important) 00:32:54 Facebook Account Scam Experience 00:35:15 Piano Scam Story Breakdown 00:40:27 Victorian Mummy Unwrapping Parties 00:45:55 Burial, Cremation, and Tree Pod Discussion 00:47:54 Chopstick Stuck in Throat for 8 Years 00:50:45 Choking Stories and Near-Death Moments 00:54:46 Tonsil Stones Explained 00:57:20 Disturbing Last Words Before Execution 00:58:38 Last Meal Debate 01:00:56 Dion’s Comedy Show Promotion 01:03:06 OutroPlayPlay 348: Toxic Traits, Scams, and Mummies on DIYS w/Dion Lack
347: Date Like A Salesman on DIYS w/@CharliewilsontvliveMar 27, 2026 · 1 hr 1 minHead to https://www.tryfum.com/DIYS to get your free gift with purchase, and start The Good Habit today! If you like your money, Mint Mobile is for you. Shop plans at https://MINTMOBILE.com/diys Patrick Cloud sits down with comedian, host, and luxury car salesman Charlie Wilson for one of the most honest and insightful conversations on Damn Internet, You Scary! This episode covers Charlie’s wild career journey from Louisiana to Dallas to New York to Vegas to Chicago to Los Angeles, and how he built a life across car sales, stand-up comedy, hosting, producing, and live entertainment. They talk about: what it was really like selling Volkswagens, Cadillacs, Range Rovers, and Maseratis how car sales taught Charlie how to read people and close how he got into stand-up comedy his first TV pilot experience how he became the host of a Star Wars burlesque show what life on the road is really like with live entertainment residencies tea rituals, anxiety, and creating a calmer morning routine stretching, health, and protecting your body while working nights leaving comfort behind to build something bigger why fear keeps people from betting on themselves how to balance multiple careers while still chasing the long game This episode is a real conversation about hustle, reinvention, timing, and building a creative life that actually fits who you are. Subscribe to Damn Internet, You Scary! for more weekly episodes, interviews, weird internet stories, and real conversations. 00:00 LA Noise, Sleep, and Fan Talk 00:03:32 Charlie’s Backstory: Louisiana, Dallas, New York, Vegas, Chicago, LA 00:05:24 Show Intro and Introducing Charlie Wilson 00:06:06 How Charlie Got Into Selling Cars 00:08:22 From Volkswagen to Maserati 00:09:53 Cars First, Then Comedy 00:11:31 Why Selling Cars Is Like Dating 00:13:08 How Charlie Knew Entertainment Was the Goal 00:14:31 First Open Mic and Early TV Pilot Experience 00:16:11 How the Star Wars Burlesque Show Happened 00:20:33 What a Star Wars Burlesque Show Day Actually Looks Like 00:24:06 What Charlie Does as the Host of the Show 00:26:21 Behind the Scenes of the Star Wars Burlesque Cast 00:29:00 Tea Rituals, Anxiety, and Daily Calm 00:32:15 Charlie’s Favorite Teas and Why He Drinks Them 00:35:10 Nighttime Tea, Sleep, and Better Routines 00:36:17 Stretching, Content Ideas, and Building a Wellness Brand 00:37:37 Why Morning Rituals Became Non-Negotiable 00:42:28 Balancing Nightlife Work with Health and Recovery 00:45:08 Leaving Comfort to Build Something Bigger 00:46:58 Why Fear Keeps People Stuck 00:50:14 Finding Time for Comedy While Working Multiple Jobs 00:52:14 Star Wars Hosting as the Perfect Compromise 00:53:56 How Big Opportunities Can Change the Whole Grind 00:56:01 Bingo Loco and Charlie’s Other Hosting Gig 00:57:54 Creating Original Live Experiences and Bigger Career Vision 01:00:13 Seasons of Life, Career Pivots, and Timing 01:01:13 Closing Thoughts and Why This Conversation Matters 01:02:34 Charlie’s Upcoming Shows and Where to Follow Him 01:03:28 Outro 01:04:56 Ad Read Section Begins 01:05:33 Mint Mobile Ad 01:08:09 Füm Ad 01:10:10 Ad Read Debrief and ChatGPT Writing Talk Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScaryPlayPlay 347: Date Like A Salesman on DIYS w/@Charliewilsontvlive
346: A Racehorse Became Soup on DIYS w/Brandon CormellMar 20, 2026 · 1 hr 4 minSponsors BlueChew Try BlueChew Gold and get 10% off your first month with code DIYS at https://www.BlueChew.com Factor Head to https://factormeals.com/diys50off and use code DIYS50OFF to get 50% off plus free breakfast for a year. Kikoff Build credit fast and get your first month for just a dollar at https://getkikoff.com/DIYS today. Thanks to Kikoff for sponsoring us! Patrick Cloud is joined by Brandon Cormell for a full episode of Dam Internet, You Scary! packed with weird news, hilarious debates, and internet stories that somehow keep getting stranger. This episode starts with a real conversation about writing, improv, and when actors should stick to the script, then quickly turns into one of those classic DIYS episodes where the topics go completely off the rails. They get into: whether you would eat the same meal every day to be perfectly healthy whether hunting is better than being hunted trading years of your life for money a racehorse that was secretly turned into soup the worst things people have found in their food the woman who caused an emergency landing by lighting matches after farting on a plane fake airplane parts being sold to major airlines a family bringing a dead relative to the bank as proof of death awkward teenage penguins a WWII pigeon carrying a coded message a beetle photo that looks like a masked human face the creepy dead bride mannequin legend folklore creatures, Gumberoo, and why Bigfoot might be old news Lots of laughs, a few dark turns, and plenty of “how is this real?” moments. Subscribe for more episodes of Damn Internet, You Scary! Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary 00:00 Intro: Writing, Improv, and Letting Actors Cook 00:00:46 Patrick Introduces the Show and Guest Host Brandon Cormell 00:01:27 What It’s Like Being a Writer 00:02:07 When Actors Go Off Script 00:03:22 Icebreakers Begin 00:03:46 Would You Eat the Same Meal Every Day to Be Healthy? 00:06:10 Would You Rather Be Hunted or Hunt to Survive? 00:07:57 Would You Trade 5 Years of Life for $10 Million? 00:09:02 Racehorse Secretly Slaughtered and Served in a Soup Kitchen 00:12:51 BlueChew Ad 00:15:21 Worst Thing You’ve Ever Found in Food 00:18:40 Woman Causes Emergency Landing After Lighting Matches for Her Farts 00:23:27 Plane Confessions and Blaming the Wrong Person 00:25:43 Fake Airplane Parts Sold to Real Airlines 00:30:10 Fear of Flying, Boeing Talk, and Pilot Sleep Stories 00:32:48 Family Brings Dead Relative to the Bank for Proof of Death 00:34:39 Factor Ad 00:36:48 Inheritance Drama and Why Death Brings Out the Worst in People 00:38:34 Teenage Penguins Look Awkward as Hell 00:40:59 The WWII Carrier Pigeon That Never Delivered Its Message 00:45:04 Creepy Beetle Photo That Looks Like a Human Face 00:47:10 Animal Cruelty, Horse Racing, and Pit Bull Stereotypes 00:48:06 Kikoff Ad 00:50:54 Dead Bride Mannequin Urban Legend 00:54:25 Day of the Dead, Coco, and When a Person Really Dies 00:57:55 Gumbo Roux Folklore and the Lumberjack Era 01:01:20 Is Bigfoot Old News? Frog Man and Modern Folklore 01:02:20 Brandon Promotes The Airport 01:03:45 Patrick’s Closing Plugs and OutroPlayPlay 346: A Racehorse Became Soup on DIYS w/Brandon Cormell
345: Tahir Took a Greyhound and Immediately Regretted ItMar 12, 2026 · 1 hrSponsors: BetterHelp Celebrate the people in your life who support you and remember that your mental health matters. Get 10% off your first month at: https://betterhelp.com/DIYS IndaCloud: If you’re 21 or older, get 35% OFF your first order @IndaCloud with code [DIYS] at https://inda.shop/DIYS #indacloudpod Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! This episode starts with Tahir explaining why he ended up taking a Greyhound bus during a comedy tour and how the trip quickly became a story he will never forget. The conversation moves into several bizarre internet stories including: • Ray-Ban smart glasses and privacy concerns • A fake nurse who treated thousands of patients • A food vlogger who died after eating a poisonous crab • People paying $200,000 for cryogenic freezing after death Along the way the hosts debate survival strategies, discuss internet culture, and share some hilarious hypotheticals. Lots of laughs and a great conversation throughout. Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary 00:00 Intro & Greyhound Story Begins 00:01 Comedy Tour Chaos Before the Bus Ride 00:04 Why Tahir Took a Greyhound Instead of Flying 00:05 The Greyhound Bus Experience 00:08 Grinding Through Comedy Struggles 00:11 BetterHelp Sponsor Message 00:14 Would You Fake Your Own Death? 00:21 Survival Island Debate 00:26 Would You Eat Raw Fish to Survive? 00:27 Naked and Afraid Seasoning Debate 00:33 Meta Ray-Ban Smart Glasses Privacy Concerns 00:37 Fake Nurse Treated 4,000 Patients 00:42 Food Vlogger Dies After Eating Poisonous Crab 00:45 In The Cloud Sponsor Message 00:46 What Is a Semicolon? Grammar Debate 00:50 The Fudge Shop Musical Performance Story 00:55 People Paying $200K for Cryogenic Freezing 00:59 Aliens Reviving Humans? 01:00 OutroPlayPlay 345: Tahir Took a Greyhound and Immediately Regretted It
344: How Scary are Ghosts, Really? on DIYS w/Jordan ConleyMar 7, 2026 · 1 hr 7 minCash App Download Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/crftch8p #CashAppPod. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions at https://cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement. Cash App Green, overdraft coverage, borrow, cash back offers and promotions provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit http://cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. GLD New customers get 50% Off with code DIYS at https://www.GLD.com Blue Chew Get 10% off your first month of BlueChew Gold with code DIYS. That’s promo code DIYS. Visit https://www.BlueChew.com for more details and important safety information Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! This episode gets wild as Patrick Cloud and guest Jordan Conley dive into the strangest stories from the internet. Topics include: • Scientists teaching human brain cells to play Doom • The possibility of a robot apocalypse • A mysterious Frog Man cryptid sighting • The chilling Villisca Ax Murder ghost story • Pokémon debates and apocalypse survival plans If you enjoy weird internet stories, conspiracies, and hilarious commentary, this episode is for you. Subscribe for new episodes of Dam Internet You Scary every week. 00:00 Intro + Jordan Conley Joins 01:11 Finding the Show on Social Media 03:27 Icebreaker: Top 3 Pokémon 08:33 Would You Fight a Wolf or Outrun Bees? 12:41 Movie Deaths and Dark Disney Moments 14:47 Sponsor: Cash App 16:21 Pokémon Evolutions + Chat Jokes 17:47 Could You Survive a Year Underground? 20:13 Costco Apocalypse Survival Strategy 24:36 Human Brain Cells Playing Doom 28:49 Robot Apocalypse Theory 32:50 Sponsor: GLD Jewelry 36:00 The Computer Loading Icon Has a Weird Name 39:30 The Skunk Creature Legend 41:43 Frog Man Sightings Explained 44:04 Sponsor: BlueChew 45:29 AI Videos and Fake Paranormal Footage 47:54 The Villisca Ax Murder Ghost 54:02 Haunted House Tours 01:03:00 Jordan Conley Plugs Comedy Show 01:06:55 Episode Outro Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScaryPlayPlay 344: How Scary are Ghosts, Really? on DIYS w/Jordan Conley
343: Are Americans Really the Worst Tourists? on DIYS with BT KingsleyFeb 26, 2026 · 1 hr 17 min🎧 Support The Show Don’t sleep on @UltraPouches New customers get 15% Off with code [DIYS] at https://www.takeultra.com #UltraPouches #adx Switch to Mint Mobile: https://www.mintmobile.com/DIYS New customers can make the switch today and for a limited time, get unlimited premium wireless for just $15 per month. KIKOFF: Build credit fast and get your first month for just a dollar at https://getkikoff.com/DIYS today. Thanks to Kikoff for sponsoring us! FUM: Head to https://www.tryfum.com/DIYS to get your free gift with purchase, and start The Good Habit today! 🎟 Tour Dates Catch Tahir live: Columbus, OH – March 6 Louisville, KY – March 7 (Birthday Show!) Chattanooga, TN – March 8 Tickets available via Tahir’s Instagram bio. Guest: @BTKingsley5225 https://www.instagram.com/btkingsley @KillinItPod Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! Is Waymo about to replace Uber? Would you rather survive a plane crash or a shipwreck? And is Sony really making TVs that force you to shout brand names to skip ads?! In this episode of Dam Internet, You Scary!, Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud are joined by B.T. Kingsley to break down: Self-driving cars taking over cities Sony’s interactive ad patent A $160,000 diamond traded for $20 worth of weed Plastic surgery travelers detained at airports The future of rap music longevity Subscription EVERYTHING in America And some of the pettiest icebreakers ever Plus, real talk about comedy, respect for craft, and why everybody thinks they can “just try stand-up.” 00:00 – Gym Before Shows & Birthday Goals 02:50 – Lying for Chaos & Losing Celebrity Mystery 06:50 – Personal Opinions & Internet Sensitivity 09:40 – Giving Advice in Comedy & Content Creation 16:25 – Is Comedy Central Dead? Industry Evolution 17:40 – Ultra Ad Read 20:25 – Introducing B.T. Kingsley 24:10 – Icebreakers: Plane Crash vs Shipwreck 28:10 – Would You Eat Something Gross to Avoid Getting Sick? 30:45 – Waymo Paying DoorDash Drivers?! 33:00 – The Future of Driving & Flying Cars 38:20 – Mint Mobile Ad Read 41:05 – Sony TV Patent: Shout Brand Names to Skip Ads 46:30 – UPS Worker Traded $160K Diamond for $20 Weed 52:10 – Plastic Surgery Passport Problems 56:30 – How the World Views Americans 58:00 – Why Is McDonald's Always Packed? 1:03:10 – Kickoff Credit Builder Ad 1:07:10 – The State of Rap & Respecting Creative Craft 1:15:30 – Tour Dates & Closing Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScaryPlayPlay 343: Are Americans Really the Worst Tourists? on DIYS with BT Kingsley
342: Olympic Athletes CHEATING With Penis Injections?! 😳Feb 19, 2026 · 1 hr 7 minFactor Meals Eat smart without the stress. Go to 👉 https://factormeals.com/diys50off Use code DIYS50OFF for 50% off + free breakfast for a year. BlueChew Elevate without hesitation. Visit 👉 https://bluechew.com Use code DIYS for 10% off BlueChew Gold. Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! The Olympics are getting WILD 😳 This week on Dam Internet, You Scary!, we break down: • Ski jumpers accused of using injections for aerodynamic advantage • Curling cheating caught on secret cameras • A man who broke into Little Caesars… just to make pizzas • Etsy finally banning witches and spellcasters • The Louvre getting scammed out of $11 MILLION • Singapore punishing scammers with mandatory caning • A church miracle that turned out to be sewage water 🤢 Plus chaotic hypotheticals like: Would you survive 30 days alone in the woods for $1 million? Would you let a stranger control your life for 24 hours for $100K? 🎟️ TOUR DATES Tahir Moore – Detroit & NYC Keysha E – Detroit & Atlanta Check their socials for ticket links! 00:00 Atlanta Glow Up + Booty Club Salmon Debate 00:03 Show Intro + Keesha E Joins 00:07 Keesha’s Husband Requirements 00:12 True Crime Couple Ad 00:15 $1 Million Survival Question 00:20 Would You Let a Stranger Control You for $100K? 00:24 Olympic Ski Jumper Injection Scandal 00:28 Curling Cheating Exposed 00:30 Factor Ad Read 00:41 Man Breaks Into Little Caesars to Sell Pizza 00:44 Etsy Bans Spellcasters 00:46 Weirdest Things Bought Online 00:49 BlueChew Ad Read 00:52 The Louvre $11M Tour Scam 00:57 Singapore Scammers Get Caned 01:02 Anonymous Boss Call-Out Service 01:02 “Holy Water” Turns Out to Be Sewage 01:05 Show Outros + Tour Dates Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScaryPlayPlay 342: Olympic Athletes CHEATING With Penis Injections?! 😳
341: Would You Cut Off Your Finger to Survive? on DIYS w/Kali ScottFeb 12, 2026 · 1 hr 23 minGLD New customers get 50% Off with code [DIYS] https://www.gld.com BetterHelp Get 10% off at https://www.betterhelp.com/DIYS Cash App Download Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/crftch8p #CashAppPod Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions at https://cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement. Cash App Green, overdraft coverage, borrow, cash back offers and promotions provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit http://cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. IndaCloud If you’re 21 or older, get 35% OFF your first order @IndaCloud with code [DIYS] at https://inda.shop/[DIYS]! #indacloudpod Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! On this episode of Dam Internet, You Scary!, Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud are joined by Kali Scott for one of the wildest episodes yet. https://www.instagram.com/likekaliscott 👍 Like 💬 Comment your wildest jury excuse 🔔 Subscribe for weekly episodes 🎧 Available on all podcast platforms We cover: • Finding out your friend secretly has an 18-year-old • Jury duty chaos and suing people • Would you cut off your finger to survive? • Dating a “feeder” (yes, that’s real) • 71 witnesses who ALL claimed they were in the bathroom • A man who filled golf holes with human poop for 13 years • Nike’s new sneaker tech that might end reselling • Vasectomy horror stories (yes, he was awake) This episode goes from hilarious to unhinged very quickly. 00:00 – Secret 18-Year-Old Daughter Reveal 04:15 – Suing People & Jury Duty Stories 08:40 – Crazy Horse Trial & School Field Trips 13:50 – Sacramento Love & Icebreakers Begin 15:15 – Would You Cut Off Your Finger to Survive? 21:40 – Bedroom Turn-Offs & Sex Playlist Confessions 28:55 – Tribe Called Quest Sex Story 31:30 – Dating a “Feeder” (Wild Trend Explained) 38:25 – BetterHelp Ad 42:00 – 71 Witnesses Claimed They Were in the Bathroom 46:45 – The Golf Course Poop Mystery (13 Years) 51:40 – Nike’s Secret Sneaker Authentication Tech 56:40 – Cash App Ad 59:35 – James Van Der Beek & Health Scare Talk 01:01:00 – Vasectomy Story (Graphic Details) 01:08:55 – In The Cloud Ad 01:12:10 – Vasectomy Procedure Continued 01:16:15 – Condoms vs Vasectomy Debate 01:19:35 – Guest Plugs & Netflix Is A Joke Announcement 01:23:00 – Outro Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScaryPlayPlay 341: Would You Cut Off Your Finger to Survive? on DIYS w/Kali Scott
340: Do Bad Vibes Exist? | DIYS Breaks Down Energy, Places & People with Sydney CastilloFeb 5, 2026 · 1 hrPrizePicks Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/DIYS and use code DIYS and get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup! Kikoff Build credit fast and get your first month for just a dollar at https://getkikoff.com/DIYS today. Thanks to Kikoff for sponsoring us! BlueChew GO Get 10% off your first month with code DIYS at https://www.bluechew.com Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! Guest: https://www.instagram.com/sydneyisfunny Some places feel weird. Some people feel off. And sometimes… your cactus dying is a reflection of your spirit. On this episode of Dam Internet, You Scary!, Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud are joined by comedian Sydney Castillo to break down bad vibes, strange energy, judgmental stores, plant-filled Airbnbs, and whether you can feel when something just isn’t right. They also dive into: Killing succulents (and what that says about you) The Doomsday Clock A doctor saving a man’s hand by attaching it to his leg Self-driving cars hitting pedestrians Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary 👍 Like this episode 💬 Comment: Do you believe in bad vibes? 🔔 Subscribe for new episodes of Dam Internet, You Scary! 🎧 Listen on all podcast platforms 00:00 – Cold Open/Intro 03:45 – Plants, Energy & Being a Bad Plant Parent 08:55 – The Joshua Tree Airbnb With Unreal Energy 13:35 – People With Bad Vibes 17:40 – Stores With Weird Energy (Trader Joe’s) 22:10 – Checking Receipts After Arguments 26:00 – Text vs Call vs FaceTime 30:05 – City Life vs Quiet Living 34:45 – PrizePicks Ad 38:05 – The Doomsday Clock 43:10 – Hand Saved by Being Attached to a Leg 50:30 – BlueChew GO Ad 53:40 – Waymo Self-Driving Car Hits a Child 58:55 – Sydney Castillo Show Plug 01:00:10 – OutroPlayPlay 340: Do Bad Vibes Exist? | DIYS Breaks Down Energy, Places & People with Sydney Castillo
339: Survival Instincts vs Common Sense on DIYSJan 30, 2026 · 59 min💰 SPONSOR: MINT MOBILE If you’re trying to make smarter financial choices this year, check out Mint Mobile. Get 50% off unlimited premium wireless plans starting at just $15/month. ➡️ Go to https://www.mintmobile.com/diys Unlimited talk & text, high-speed data, nationwide 5G coverage, and you keep your phone and number. In this episode of Dam Internet, You Scary!, Hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the wildest real internet stories you couldn’t make up if you tried. From a Florida woman arrested with drugs in a bag labeled “Definitely Not Drugs,” to a man who panicked and cut off his own finger after a snake bite that wasn’t even venomous, the chaos is nonstop. We also get into: Internet icebreakers gone wrong Dating honesty that went way too far Canceling plans, food discipline, and pizza relapse Rubber duck mind games that made a cleaner quit Theme park tragedy and real-life consequences Why social media might actually be frying our brains 00:00 Cold Open: Diets, Bone Broth, and Anchovy Trauma 04:41 Politics, Fear, and Feeling “Too Adult” 11:08 If You Had to Leave the Country Right Now… 14:53 Icebreaker Chaos: When to Say the Truth 20:26 Getting Kicked Out Mid-Hookup (Twice) 24:42 Canceling Plans vs Getting Canceled On 28:18 Food Discipline, Pizza Relapse, and Aging 31:15 Ad Break: Mint Mobile (50% Off Unlimited) 37:08 Social Media Addiction & Celebrity Overexposure 42:08 Florida Woman Arrested With “Definitely Not Drugs” 44:38 Cleaner Quits After Rubber Duck Scavenger Hunt 50:22 Woman Dies on Universal Studios Ride 55:09 Man Cuts Off Finger After Snake Bite Panic 58:14 Final Thoughts + Tour Dates + Outro 🔔 SUPPORT THE SHOW 👍 Like the video 💬 Drop a comment (Which story messed you up the most?) 📺 Subscribe for weekly episodes 🔔 Turn on notifications so you don’t miss the chaos Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScaryPlayPlay 339: Survival Instincts vs Common Sense on DIYS
338: Therapy Is Overrated? Gas Station Food Is Elite? in DIYS w/Brandi DeniseJan 23, 2026 · 1 hr 7 minFactor Meals Skip the cooking and eat clean with Factor’s ready-to-eat meals. Get 50% off your first box + free breakfast for a year 👉 Visit https://www.factormeals.com/DIYS50 and use code DIYS50 BlueChew Boost performance with BlueChew Gold. Get 10% off your first month 👉 Visit https://www.bluechew.com and use promo code DIYS https://www.instagram.com/brandideniseboyd Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud is joined by comedian Brandi Denise for an episode packed with wild science facts, unhinged internet stories, and brutally honest takes on therapy, food, and technology. We’re talking: • Sea slugs that cut off their own heads to survive • Chess robots that break kids’ fingers • Why gas station food might actually be elite • Therapy being overrated (sometimes) • AI voices changing on people • South Korea’s real-life “relaxation prison” Plus travel stories from Japan, childhood confessions, and why robots might already be plotting against us Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary 00:00 Holiday Trees, Travel Chaos & Brandi Denise Joins 03:05 Japan Travel, Osaka Stories & Culture Shock 09:11 What’s Overrated? Therapy Takes Get Real 11:25 What’s Underrated? Gas Station Food Debate 16:38 Things People Pretend to Like 19:29 🔔 Ad Break: Factor Meals 23:03 Sea Slugs That Decapitate Themselves to Survive 29:09 Childhood Animal Stories Get Dark 34:44 Why Salt Kills Slugs (Science Explained) 36:28 🔔 Ad Break: BlueChew 38:43 Chess Robot Breaks a Kid’s Finger 44:26 AI Voices, Privacy & Tech Anxiety 52:13 South Korea’s Relaxation Prison Explained 56:42 Where Would You Move If Money Didn’t Matter? 01:04:05 Brandi Denise Projects & Tour Dates 01:06:15 Final Thoughts & Sign-Off Subscribe for more episodes of Dam Internet, You Scary! New episodes weekly featuring comedians, wild stories, and internet chaos. 🎟️ Tour Dates & Tickets 🎙️ Podcast Clips 📲 Follow the Hosts #DamInternetYouScary #PatrickCloud #BrandiDenise #ComedyPodcast #WeirdInternet #AIStories #AnimalFacts #GasStationFoodPlayPlay 338: Therapy Is Overrated? Gas Station Food Is Elite? in DIYS w/Brandi Denise
337: Khleo Has Been Converted!!Jan 15, 2026 · 1 hr 7 minDownload Cash App Today: [https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/crftch8p] #CashAppPod. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions at https://cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement. Cash App Green, overdraft coverage, borrow, cash back offers and promotions provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit http://cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. If you’re 21 or older, get 25% OFF your first order + free shipping on orders $89+ @IndaCloud with code [DIYS] at https://inda.shop/[DIYS]! #indacloudpod The internet is already doing too much in 2026. In this episode of Dam Internet, You Scary!, Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore sit down with Khleo Thomas to break down everything from dating expectations and social media overstimulation to AI robots, dystopian futures, and the wildest news stories on the internet right now. We talk: Why dating feels like a monthly expense How social media drains your energy before noon AI robots replacing humans (and using up our water) A man arrested with over 100 skeletons in his basement Internet fame, clickbait beef, and why nothing shocks us anymore Tech nostalgia, childhood dreams, and adult money Khleo Thomas’ NAACP Image Award nomination Vote Here: https://naacpeoty.judge.live/categories/6ef87081-d4ec-405a-ac86-08de4c8933d8/entrants This episode is funny, uncomfortable, and way too real. 00:00 – Cold Open: Dating Expectations & “Paying for Everything” 02:01 – Welcome to Damn Internet, You Scary! 03:14 – Guest Intro: Khleo Thomas 05:10 – Social Media Overstimulation & Morning Phone Habits 10:41 – Dating Costs, Red Flags & Relationship Expectations 18:40 – Selena Powell, Rappers & Internet Villain Energy 25:02 – Why Men Ignore Warnings in Dating 31:12 – Would You Rather: Late With an Excuse or On Time Miserable? 40:15 – Being Early, Airports & Anxiety 47:10 – Tech Unboxings, Collecting & Organization 55:20 – Living Childhood Dreams as Adults 01:02:55 – Disneyland Turkey Leg Debate 01:06:35 – Kraft Mac & Cheese vs Homemade (Conversion Story) 01:12:05 – Cash App Ad Read 01:15:50 – Robot Club Sightings in Vegas 01:19:40 – AI Robots Replacing Humans 01:23:05 – AI Using Water & Dystopian Future Talk 01:29:00 – Internet Fame, Clickbait & Manufactured Beef 01:35:10 – Man Arrested With 100 Skeletons in His Basement 01:43:45 – Why Nothing Surprises Us Anymore 01:47:50 – In The Cloud Ad Read (THC Gummies & Drinks) 01:52:35 – Cookie Monster’s Real Name 01:58:40 – Tickle Me Elmo & 90s Toy Chaos 02:06:20 – Old Cell Phones, Razr Era & Tech Nostalgia 02:18:30 – Khleo Thomas NAACP Image Award Nomination 02:24:50 – Where to Vote for Khleo 02:27:45 – Upcoming Shows & ClosingPlayPlay 337: Khleo Has Been Converted!!
336: Would You Drink Whiskey With a Human Toe?Jan 9, 2026 · 1 hr 17 min— SPONSORS — This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. 🧠 BetterHelp https://betterhelp.com/diys 💪 BlueChew https://bluechew.com Code: DIYS 🏀 PrizePicks Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/DIYS and use code DIYS and get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup! In this episode of Dam Internet, You Scary!, We break down some of the wildest stories making the rounds online — from Japan attempting pizza delivery by reindeer, to a bar serving whiskey with a real human toe, to debates about eating bugs, camel meat, and where food curiosity should stop. Along the way, the conversation turns into something deeper: emotional control, discipline, internet outrage, authenticity, viral clips taken out of context, and why trying to please everyone online is a losing game. This episode blends comedy, culture, and commentary — exactly the way the internet delivers it. 👇 Use chapters to jump to the stories you want 00:00 – New Year Kickoff & Live Chat Chaos 02:08 – Diet Changes, Weight Loss & Discipline Talk 09:27 – No Drinking, Vegas & Lifestyle Shifts 11:35 – Texting Back: Immediately or On Purpose? 14:03 – Blocking vs Muting People Online 18:10 – Did Jesus Drink? Internet Theology Debate 20:44 – Playing It Safe vs Being Authentic Online 26:03 – Why You Can’t Please Everyone on the Internet 33:31 – Emotional Control & Viral Altercations 39:07 – Embracing “Boring” & Morning Routines 45:59 – Japan Tried Pizza Delivery by Reindeer 50:23 – Whiskey Served With a Real Human Toe 55:02 – Eating Bugs While Traveling 58:28 – Camel Meat, Camel Hump & Food Limits 01:09:04 – Are Cats Linked to Schizophrenia? 01:14:56 – Tour Dates & Episode Wrap-Up 💬 Question for the comments: Which story crossed the line for you — reindeer pizza, toe whiskey, or camel hump? 👍 Like 📺 Subscribe 📤 Share with someone who loves weird internet stories #DamInternetYouScary #WeirdNews #InternetCulture #ComedyPodcast #StrangeStoriesPlayPlay 336: Would You Drink Whiskey With a Human Toe?
335: Uber Helicopters, Waymo Rides & Tattoos Gone WrongJan 1, 2026 · 58 minUber helicopters?! Robot cars?! Bad tattoos?! Hosts Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud sit down with special guests from the Unhinged & Immoral Podcast to break down: Uber’s plan to add helicopters and seaplanes Waymo driverless cars and whether they’re actually safer A wild LA night that ended in tattoos The pettiest reasons people unfollow each other Insane internet crime stories you won’t believe This episode is funny, chaotic, and exactly why the internet cannot be trusted. 🎧 Listen on all podcast platforms 📺 Watch full episodes on YouTube 👉 Subscribe for weekly episodes 👉 Like & comment your thoughts on Uber helicopters 👉 Share this episode with someone who would DEFINITELY try a robot car Guests: https://www.instagram.com/unhingedandimmoralpod/ Jamila https://www.instagram.com/_iamjamila/ Mecca https://www.instagram.com/meccavellii/ 00:00 – Intro & Welcome to Dam Internet, You Scary! 00:25 – Introducing the Guest (Unhinged & Immoral Podcast) 01:54 – New Year Plans & Podcast Growth 03:41 – LA Night Out That Got Way Too Real 04:22 – Tattoos, Birthdays & Drunk Decisions 06:28 – Icebreaker: Cartoon Voices You’d Switch With 09:35 – Best Versus Battles Ever 13:22 – Bow Wow vs Soulja Boy Cultural Moment 15:08 – Distracted Driving & Clubhouse Horror Story 18:02 – Cutting Hair After a Breakup 19:16 – Pettiest Reasons to Unfollow Someone 23:50 – Uber Adding Helicopters & Seaplanes 27:00 – Ghetto Helicopters & Flight Nightmares 29:33 – Waymo Robot Cars Explained 31:51 – Why Waymo Is Cheaper Than Uber 35:20 – Would You Trust a Driverless Car? 37:29 – $135K Found at an ATM 38:42 – Would You Keep the Money? 41:16 – Sacramento Stories & City Culture 45:18 – Man Claims Cockroach Told Him to Kill 46:30 – Laced Weed & Real Drug Horror Stories 52:02 – Cocaine, Meth & Nose Collapse Story 56:32 – Guest Plugs & Final Thoughts Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScaryPlayPlay 335: Uber Helicopters, Waymo Rides & Tattoos Gone Wrong
334: Petty Lies That Got Out of Hand on DIYS with Correy Bell and Tyler ChroniclesDec 25, 2025 · 1 hr 3 minThe holidays can bring up a lot — stress, pressure, old memories, and emotions we don’t always talk about. BetterHelp makes therapy accessible, flexible, and tailored to you. Our listeners get 10% off their first month at 👉 https://www.betterhelp.com/DIYS Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! Christmas looks different when you’re grown — and this episode proves it. On this Christmas Edition of Dam Internet, You Scary!, Tahir Moore and Patrick Cloud are joined by comedians Tyler Chronicles and Correy Bell for a holiday conversation that quickly spirals into petty lies, fast food chaos, TSA conspiracies, therapy talk, and stories that definitely went too far. From haunted houses and mugshots to Little Caesars arrests and White Castle regrets, this episode covers everything you didn’t know you needed on Christmas Day. 🔔 Subscribe & Support • Subscribe for weekly episodes • Like the video to help the algorithm • Drop a comment with your wildest Christmas story • Share this episode with someone who eats Little Caesars on purpose 00:00 – Christmas Fits & Gingerbread Jerseys 01:25 – Guest Intro: Tyler Chronicles Returns 04:20 – Christmas Gifts Don’t Hit the Same as an Adult 07:35 – Warning Labels That Should Exist 13:05 – Haunted Houses & Death Disclosure Laws 15:55 – TSA, Airports & Why Rom-Coms Are Dead 18:05 – BetterHelp Holiday Ad 21:05 – Petty Lies That Got Way Out of Hand 31:00 – Law & Order SVU & TV Cop Logic 36:20 – Mugshots, Selfies & Image Control 43:30 – Pizza Rankings & Fast Food Takes 46:10 – Florida Woman Arrested Racing to Little Caesars 51:20 – White Castle, Chicken Chains & Regret Meals 58:00 – Secret Menus & Extreme Food Combos 1:00:45 – Therapy, Growth & Holiday Reflections 1:02:20 – Birthdays, Holidays & Episode Wrap-Up Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScaryPlayPlay 334: Petty Lies That Got Out of Hand on DIYS with Correy Bell and Tyler Chronicles
333: Fake Jobs, Fake Lives & Real Crimes on DIYS w/Keysha E. and Jasmyn CarterDec 18, 2025 · 1 hr 15 minSponsors: Prize Picks Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/DIYS and use code DIYS and get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup! Kikoff Help your credit survive the holidays & get your first month FREE at https://getkikoff.com/DIYS today. Thanks to Kikoff for sponsoring us! Miracle Made Upgrade your sleep with Miracle Made! Go to https://trymiracle.com/DIYS and use the code DIYS to claim your FREE 3 PIECE TOWEL SET and SAVE over 40% OFF. BlueChew Visit bluechew.com and use promo code DIYs for 10% off your first month. Dam Internet, You Scary! hosts Patrick Cloud and Tahir Moore break down the disturbing but interesting stories on the internet! Instagram got people lying, exaggerating, and performing for likes — and we finally had to talk about it. In this episode, we break down how social media warped real life, share wild childhood stories, and react to some of the craziest real-world news you’ve ever heard — from a fake flight attendant flying free for years to a man stealing a city bus and continuing the route like nothing happened. If you’ve ever felt like the internet made people delusional… this episode is for you. 00:00 – Cold Open: Immediate Chaos 09:14 – Official Introductions 18:30 – Price Picks Ad Read 20:31 – Weird Smells People Secretly Love 26:19 – Things You Ate as a Kid That Were… Questionable 31:04 – Growing Up in Dangerous Cities 37:32 – Childhood Survival Stories 41:20 – Fake Flight Attendant Flew Free 120 Times 49:16 – Man Steals Bus and Continues the Route 56:04 – Chess Player Poisons Opponent’s Pieces 01:03:06 – Black Cinema & Movie Debates 01:06:05 – Getting Robbed in Real Life 01:09:00 – Detroit Stories Sound Fake (But Aren’t) 01:10:28 – Where to Find the Guests 01:14:35 – Final Plugs & Wrap-Up 👍 Like the video 💬 Comment: Is Instagram ruining real life? 🔔 Subscribe for weekly episodes 📲 Follow us on all platforms Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScaryPlayPlay 333: Fake Jobs, Fake Lives & Real Crimes on DIYS w/Keysha E. and Jasmyn Carter
332: These Stories Should Be ILLEGAL 😭 | WeezyWTF & Akeem Woods Join DIYSDec 12, 2025 · 1 hr 11 minMiracle Made - Upgrade your sleep with Miracle Made! Go to https://trymiracle.com/DIYS and use the code DIYS to claim your FREE 3 PIECE TOWEL SET and SAVE over 40% OFF. IndaCloud - If you’re 21 or older, get 25% OFF your first order + free shipping @IndaCloud with code [DIYS] at https://inda.shop/DIYS #indacloudpod Factor - Eat smart at https://www.FactorMeals.com/diys50off and use code diys50off to get 50% off your first box, plus Free Breakfast for 1 Year. Today’s episode of Damn Internet, You Scary! gets absolutely UNHINGED. WeezyWTF (Decisions Decisions and WTF Media) and comedian Akeem Woods pull up with some of the wildest stories we’ve ever heard — from U-Haul threesomes to fake pregnancies to escape work, micro-penis escapes, getting robbed DURING sex, gay hookup apps, down-low drama, invoice scams, and why straight men are “too easy.” Plus we break down the guy who scammed Google & Facebook out of $122 million, billionaire ethics, Teslas, braces, and parenting Black kids in 2024. This episode is pure chaos. You’ve been warned. 🔥 TODAY’S GUESTS Weezy WTF • IG: @WeezyWTF Akeem Woods • IG: @AkeemWoods • Tour Dates: AkeemWoods.com ⏱ CHAPTERS 00:00 – Intro & Guest Introductions 01:28 – Icebreakers & The Funniest Lies Ever Told 05:08 – Weezy’s Fake Pregnancy to Skip Work 06:46 – Akeem’s Micro-Penis Escape Story 10:33 – What “Top” Really Means (Gay Terminology 101) 11:10 – The U-Haul Threesome Story 14:30 – Period Sex Prep, Braces & Oral Sex Disasters 19:48 – Getting Braces Removed Just to Suck D*** 22:12 – Teaching, Sexting Moms & Wild Parent Stories 27:12 – Dick Is Easy to Get? The Ease of Straight Men 31:14 – Weezy’s Story of Getting Robbed DURING Sex 36:55 – Down-Low Men & Post-Nut Clarity Fights 41:44 – Google & Facebook Scammed for $122 Million 47:11 – Weezy’s Employee Who Tried to Scam Her 53:35 – Are Billionaires Automatically Bad People? 1:05:05 – Raising Black Kids & The Reality of Work 1:08:27 – Final Topics + Guest Plugs Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary 👍 LIKE the video — it helps us more than you know 🔔 SUBSCRIBE for weekly crazy stories 💬 COMMENT the wildest lie YOU ever told 🎧 LISTEN to the DIYS podcast everywhere podcasts stream 📸 FOLLOW us on IG @DamInternetYouScaryPlayPlay 332: These Stories Should Be ILLEGAL 😭 | WeezyWTF & Akeem Woods Join DIYS
331: Why Is Everyone Dying at Disney World?!Dec 4, 2025 · 1 hr 11 min💎 Sponsors GLD — New customers get 50% Off with code DIYS at https://www.GLD.com make sure to tell them DIYS sent you! BlueChew — First month FREE ➡️ https://www.bluechew.com PROMO CODE: DIYS BetterHelp — Get 10% off your first month ➡️ https://www.betterhelp.com/diys Cash App — Download Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/crftch8p #CashAppPod Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions at cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement. Promotions provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. Welcome back to another chaotic episode of Dam Internet, You Scary! We talk about the Batman husband who got divorced for thinking he’s Bruce Wayne, the “All Coochies Matter” airline guy, FIVE recent Disney World deaths, Lake Lanier ghosts, The Bunny Man ax legend, gaming assassins, and why grown adults still hide sugar from roaches. 🔥 Connect With the Crew Tahir Moore @tahirmoore Patrick Cloud @patrickcloudchannel Guests: Tyler Chronicles @TylerChronicles @Perfect10Guys Jasmyn Carter @_Jasmyn Nick Banks @MrBankshot Mel Mithcell @ItsMelMitch ✔️ LIKE the video ✔️ COMMENT your favorite wild moment ✔️ SUBSCRIBE so you never miss an episode ✔️ TURN ON notifications ✔️ SHARE this episode with a friend who loves chaotic comedy 0:00 | Cold Open Chaos 0:20 | Restarting the Intro… Again 0:54 | Official DIYS Intro + Guest Roll Call 1:19 | Roast Session + Energy Check 1:37 | Bidets & Booty Cleaning Methods Debate 3:04 | “Are You One of These?!” — The Pose Conversation 4:06 | The Captain Morgan Booty Talk 5:18 | The Mechanic Table Position 😭 6:05 | “Women Are Nasty Too” Debate 7:12 | Dorm Horror Stories 8:17 | Ice Breakers That Weren’t Needed 9:14 | Topic #1 — The Batman Husband Divorce Story 10:20 | Is Batman an Identity? 11:02 | When Superheroes Are a Red Flag 12:24 | Fake Crime Fighting & Cosplay Delusion 16:33 | The Justin Bieber / Beaver Moment 😂 17:34 | “Nigga Bird” & The Broke Superhero Rant 18:57 | Topic #2 — The All Coochies Matter Frontier Airline Story 20:11 | Airline Rules + “Dress Better for Flights” Debate 22:10 | Standing vs Sitting Airplane Seats 23:12 | Tony Hawk, X-Games & Nostalgia 23:52 | Twitch Chat Ignoring Accusations 26:49 | The Secret Porn Twitter Handles 😭 34:20 | Topic #3 — 5 Deaths at Disney World in One Month 37:02 | Disney Park History, Club 33 & Hidden Tunnels 39:05 | Theme Park Heat, Thrills & Universal vs Disney 41:45 | Topic #4 — Father Hires Gamers to Kill Son’s Characters 42:17 | Kid Game Addiction & Consequences 44:47 | Topic #5 — Traditions from Childhood 45:47 | Roach Trauma & Sugar in the Fridge Stories 47:12 | Critters, Frogs, Roaches & Florida Life 52:57 | Topic #6 — Sweden Ran Out of Trash?! 55:30 | Why Trash Smells the Way It Does 57:11 | Pixar Movie “Periods Are Scary?” Debate 58:25 | Topic #7 — Bunny Man Urban Legend (Virginia) 1:04:17 | Lake Lanier: The Lady in Blue Story 1:07:57 | Closing: Guest Promos + Tour Dates 1:11:11 | Sign-Off Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScaryPlayPlay 331: Why Is Everyone Dying at Disney World?!
330: Weird Family Recipes & Childhood Weapons We Survived | DIYSNov 27, 2025 · 1 hr 10 minPrizePicks – Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/DIYS and use code DIYS and get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup! IndaCloud – If you’re 21 or older, get 40% OFF your first order + free shipping @IndaCloud with code [DIYS] at https://inda.shop/[DIYS]! #indacloudpod Miracle Made – Upgrade your sleep with Miracle Made! Go to https://trymiracle.com/DIYS and use the code DIYS to claim your FREE 3 PIECE TOWEL SET and SAVE over 40% OFF This Thanksgiving episode of Dam Internet, You Scary! is pure chaos—from unserious conspiracy theories to Pat’s crazy Japan trip, a kid calling a woman “Miss Piggy” on a plane, insane Butterball hotline calls, lost underwater cities, family recipes, Bigfoot, and Tyler’s new show announcement. 👍 Like if you laughed. 💬 Comment your favorite ridiculous conspiracy theory. 🔔 Subscribe for weekly DIYS chaos. 🎧 Listen on Apple & Spotify Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary Tahir Moore – @tahirmoore Patrick Cloud – @PatrickCloudChannel Corey Bell – @CorreyBell Tyler Chronicles – @Tylerchronicles @Perfect10Guys Hippie - @HippieGoals 0:00 | Quarter-Zip Chaos & YN Behavior Shift 0:21 | Nike Techs Are Out, Quarter-Zips Are In 1:04 | Matcha, Baggy Pants & Culture Shift 2:07 | Nike Tech Debate + Classics 2:28 | Welcome to DIYS – Thanksgiving Episode 2:51 | Introducing Corey Bell & Tyler Chronicles 4:45 | Flat-Auntie Club Explained 5:30 | How Hands Reveal Age 6:13 | Tyler’s Mic Troubles 7:06 | Block Shooting + Tyler’s New Show Announcement 8:20 | Icebreakers Begin 8:38 | Pat’s Japan Trip Recap 10:53 | Building a Custom Game Boy in Japan 12:00 | Japan Drink Prices & Adventures 13:16 | First Icebreaker: Unserious Conspiracy Theories 14:22 | Sprite, Grape Soda & Sickle Cell?? 17:15 | Lost Cities Underwater: Theories Get Wild 19:10 | Venice & Florida Sinking 20:24 | Bigfoot, Aliens & Earth as a Zoo 23:11 | Pigeons = Hood Animals?! 25:10 | Unexpected Celebrity Crushes 26:29 | Martha Stewart in Her Era 28:17 | Judge Judy Thirst Is Wild 30:12 | Little People Hands Debate 31:02 | Hilary Duff Discussion 32:57 | Jimmy Kimmel Crush 33:58 | PrizePicks Ad Segment 36:05 | Football Picks by Uniform Color 37:57 | Butterball Hotline Insane Calls 39:07 | Chihuahua in the Turkey?! 40:15 | Black Thanksgiving vs White Thanksgiving Differences 41:12 | Do We Lose Family Traditions? 42:13 | Family Recipes We Miss 44:10 | Bread Pudding, Rice Pudding, Peas & Chicken 45:14 | Tahir Never Ate Seafood Until 29 47:19 | Why Black Prom = Red Lobster 49:17 | “Miss Piggy” Kid Gets Woman Arrested on Flight 51:25 | In The Cloud Ad Read 53:40 | Corey Bell Returns 55:06 | $1.5M House Built on The WRONG Lot! 56:49 | The Louvre Password Was… “LOUVRE”? 1:00:01 | Sneaking Into Events 101 1:03:12 | Miracle Made Sheets Ad Segment 1:07:08 | Hygienically vs Hygienic Debate 1:09:00 | Final Plugs & Tour AnnouncementsPlayPlay 330: Weird Family Recipes & Childhood Weapons We Survived | DIYS
329: She Saw Dragons?!Nov 20, 2025 · 1 hr 10 min📢 SPONSORS BlueChew Get your first month FREE — just pay $5 shipping. Use code DIYS at checkout. https://www.bluechew.com BetterHelp 10% off your first month of therapy at https://www.BetterHelp.com/DIYS Kikoff (Credit Builder) ● Build credit fast and get your first month for just a dollar at getkikoff.com/DIYS today. Thanks to Kikoff for sponsoring us! Live Better Longer with BUBS Naturals. For A limited time get 20% Off your entire order with code [DIYS] at https://www.Bubsnaturals.com On this episode of Dam Internet, You Scary! Pat just got back from Japan, a diver risked death for the deepest descent in history, a U.S. Army doctor RETURNS AN ARM 50 years later, and somehow we ended up talking about dragon-faces, nuclear subs, and the Book of Secrets presidents hide from us. Buckle up. 🔥 TODAY’S STORIES Japan’s “no eating while walking” rule Deepest dive ever & why ascent takes 13 hours Sunfish: the dumbest survivor in the ocean Actor who was secretly a real Triad boss The doctor who kept someone’s ARM Woman with rare disorder who sees everyone as dragons U.S. nuclear subs lost under the ocean Why humans keep risking their lives for stunts Presidents, racism, religion & chaos Survival meal after 21 days alone And of course — the wildest DIYS tangents 👉 Subscribe — We’re dropping new DIYS episodes weekly 👉 Comment your favorite story from today 👉 Share the show with a friend who needs a laugh 👉 Join the Scary Squad by hitting that notification bell Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary 00:00 — Ambrosia Salad & Japan Trip Warm-Up 00:24 — No Eating While Walking in Japan?! Culture Shock 02:19 — Airport Sandwich Horror Story 03:37 — One Word Challenge: “Sorry” vs “Nigga” 08:17 — What Food Describes Your Personality? 12:00 — Porn Search Filters Get TOO Specific 15:16 — BlueChew Ad Read + Chaos 17:15 — Deepest Dive Ever (Death, Pressure & Why It’s Terrifying) 20:09 — The Useless Sunfish (Nature’s Dumbest Survivor) 22:09 — Why Humans Keep Doing Dangerous Stuff 24:44 — Survival Show: First Meal After 21 Days 26:44 — Actor Turned Real-Life Triad Boss?! 34:24 — The Arm Returned 50 Years Later (Insane Story) 40:00 — War Trauma, Therapy & Mental Health (BetterHelp) 46:17 — BetterHelp Ad Read 50:01 — Woman Sees Everyone as Dragons?! Rare Brain Disorder 52:44 — Do Dragons Actually Exist? 54:22 — Race, Nationality & Travel Realities 56:49 — Kickoff Credit Builder Ad Read 01:00:22 — Titanic Mission Was a Cover-Up?! Lost Nuclear Subs 01:03:45 — Nuclear Submarines Are Scarier Than You Think 01:05:36 — Obama, Presidents & The Book of Secrets 01:07:36 — Show Wrap-Up + Pat & Tahir AnnouncementsPlayPlay 329: She Saw Dragons?!
328: Knighted Penguins, Sleep Disorders & IG Ruining Everything | DIYS with Jay WashingtonNov 13, 2025 · 1 hr 20 min🍽️ FACTOR Get 50% off + FREE breakfast for a year! Go to https://factormeals.com/DIYS50off and use code DIYs50off 💨 INDACLOUD If you’re 21 or older, get 40% OFF your first order + free shipping @IndaCloud with code [DIYS] at https://inda.shop/DIYS #indacloudpod 💎 GLD New customers get 50% Off AND a FREE chain with code DIYS at https://www.GLD.com 💳 CASH APP New customers earn $10 with code SECURE10 when sending $5 to a friend. Terms apply. Download Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/crftch8p #CashAppPod. Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App’s bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. See terms and conditions at https://cash.app/legal/us/en-us/card-agreement. Discounts and promotions provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit http://cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. This week on Dam Internet, You Scary!, Tahir is joined by comedian, actor, writer, and content creator @MrJayWashington this episode… man. It starts wild and somehow gets wilder. We cover everything from Instagram ruining society, Pizza Hut nostalgia, knighted penguins, dolphins with boundary issues, a man who sleeps 300 days a year, a nurse who “lightened his workload” the worst way possible, porn logic, relationship hypotheticals, and the most unhinged analogies you’ll hear all week. Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScary 0:00 – Welcome Back + Immediate Chaos 0:51 – Freeballing & Bathroom Podcasting 4:27 – Career Blessings & Christmas Movie 5:05 – Christmas Porn Joke Derailment 6:01 – “Stop One Invention?” → Instagram 8:25 – Food Reviewers & Shucking/Jiving Talk 9:04 – Terry Crews / Fitness Joke 10:33 – Black vs White Porn Titles 10:56 – MAS*H “Spear Chucker Jones” Discovery 12:04 – FACTOR Ad Read 15:20 – Bruce/Caitlyn Transition Joke 16:34 – Instagram’s Evolution to Insanity 18:23 – Twerking Distractions & Discipline 19:27 – Twitter Porn Algorithms 20:35 – Pizza Hut Nostalgia 23:13 – Beaded Curtain Video Store Era 24:05 – Porn Names & Credit Roll Joke 25:26 – Storyline Porn Rant 25:47 – POV Porn… with a Condom 26:16 – “Realistic Porn” Requirements 28:29 – Meta Glasses VR Porn Debate 30:23 – Knighted Penguin Story 31:52 – Brigadier Penguin Explained 32:22 – Dolphins Are Menaces 33:13 – Dolphin Brain Visual 34:01 – Woman in Love with Dolphin Story 35:21 – Woman Who Married a Ferris Wheel 36:29 – IN THE CLOUD Ad Read 39:57 – God Talking at 3AM 40:57 – Negotiating With Noah for Ark Admission 42:22 – Hollywood: Talent vs Value 43:43 – Sugar Baby Logic 45:09 – Sugar Mama Age Limit (83) 46:13 – Slavery Draft Pick Bit 47:18 – German Nurse Who Killed 10 Patients 50:10 – “Lightening the Workload” Breakdown 51:12 – Nursing Home Bed Turnover Reality 53:22 – Uncle Remus vs Harold’s (Chicago Debate) 54:08 – GLD Ad Read 58:42 – Jesus, Mary, Joseph & Theories 1:00:02 – Did Joseph Smash? + Jesus’ Brother James 1:01:18 – Superhead vs Mary Magdalene 1:03:09 – Trailer Park Fight League 1:04:13 – Man Who Sleeps 300 Days a Year 1:05:35 – Could You Care for Someone Like That? 1:06:19 – Partner With No Limbs Hypothetical 1:07:09 – Airline Carry-On Problem 1:08:18 – Box, Packing Peanuts, iPad Playlist 1:09:36 – Playlist for Limbless Bae 1:10:29 – CASH APP Ad Read 1:11:45 – AI Version of Tahir 1:12:20 – Losing Voice & Voice Filters 1:13:14 – Bigfoot Joke + Kids Don’t Watch Dad 1:14:15 – Reverse Cowgirl… Solo Edition 1:15:19 – Dry Jacking vs Lotion Debate 1:16:11 – Jacking Off Using Imagination?! 1:17:05 – Porn Volume vs Neighbors 1:18:32 – Interracial Line Joke 1:18:52 – Hippie’s Editing Hell 1:19:17 – Jay’s Outro + LinksPlayPlay 328: Knighted Penguins, Sleep Disorders & IG Ruining Everything | DIYS with Jay Washington
327: Baseball Makes NO Sense + $5.7 MILLION Dog?! on DIYS w/Malcolm Barrett and Dion LackNov 6, 2025 · 1 hr 14 min💳 Sponsored Ads Kikoff – Build your credit starting at just $5/month. Sign up at https://getkikoff.com/DIYS Blue Chew – Get stronger, longer-lasting confidence in the bedroom. Try free: https://www.bluechew.com promo code: DIYS BetterHelp – Get 10% off your first month of therapy at https://www.betterhelp.com/DIYS Prize Picks – Visit https://prizepicks.onelink.me/LME0/DIYS and use code DIYS and get $50 in lineups when you play your first $5 lineup! In this episode of Dam Internet, You Scary!, Tahir Moore, Malcolm Barrett, and Dion Lack cover the funniest, weirdest, and most “did-that-really-happen?!” stories on the internet. 🗞️ Topics include: A drunk man who helped search for himself 🤦🏾♂️ A $5.7 MILLION dog that’s part wolf 🐺 Baseball rules that make zero sense ⚾ Hollywood’s forgotten scandals 😬 And how “6-7” became Word of the Year thanks to Gen Alpha 💬 👥 Guests: Malcolm Barrett & Dion Lack 🎙️ Hosted by: Tahir Moore 📺 Pat’s in Japan — living his best anime life! 👍🏾 Like the episode 🗣️ Comment your favorite story below 📢 Share with your group chat (give them something to argue about!) 📺 Subscribe & catch new episodes weekly 👉🏾 Follow us: Instagram | TikTok | YouTube Shorts → @DamInternetYouScary 🎧 Stream the full podcast on Spotify & Apple Podcasts 0:00 – Cold Open: “What Song is This? Doo Doo 6-7!” 1:30 – Welcome Back! Pat’s in Japan & Guest Hosts Introduced 4:00 – Baseball Makes No Sense?! 10:30 – Halloween Recap & Craziest Role-Play Stories 15:30 – “If Your Elbows Bent the Other Way…” Hypothetical Chaos 18:00 – Knowing All Secrets vs Always Being Believed 21:10 – 🧾 Ad Break – Kickoff (Credit-Building App) 24:15 – “6-7” Becomes Word of the Year?! Gen Alpha’s Meme Power 30:00 – Missing Drunk Man Joins His Own Search Party 32:40 – Morning DUI Training Lab: People Getting Paid to Get Drunk 38:05 – 💊 Ad Break – Bluetooth (Confidence in the Bedroom) 41:00 – $5.7 Million Dog?! World’s Most Expensive Pet 45:10 – Tim Allen’s Wild Past & Hollywood’s Double Standards 54:00 – Inappropriate 80s Movie Scenes We Somehow Missed 54:30 – 🧠 Ad Break – BetterHelp (Therapy & Mental Health) 58:30 – Will Ferrell, Saturday Night Live & Comedy Gold 1:00:30 – Final Story + 💰 Ad Break – PrizePicks (Sports Picks) 1:02:40 – 2025 Word of the Year: “6-7” Explained 1:08:00 – Closing Credits, Upcoming Shows, and Shoutouts Join our Patreon now!! https://www.patreon.com/DamInternetYouScaryPlayPlay 327: Baseball Makes NO Sense + $5.7 MILLION Dog?! on DIYS w/Malcolm Barrett and Dion Lack