[PREVIEW] Patreon Exclusive | Ruining Every Other Salad For Pam | Episode 383Oct 21, 2026 · 4 minThis episode is bonus content available exclusively to our Patreon backers. In this life update Alex and Pam talk about their very long trip to the east coast and along with many other things find how how one salad ruined all other salads for Pam. For the board members - Pam will be in the discord now.PlayPlay [PREVIEW] Patreon Exclusive | Ruining Every Other Salad For Pam | Episode 383
The Missile Base, The Child FIFA Referee, & The Kid Who Copied Off The Mayor | Brian Wohl Glad You're Here Ep.382Oct 16, 2026 · 30 minWhen Brian Wohl was a kid, he grew up next to an abandoned nuclear missile base, copied off the future Boston mayor Michelle Wu all through school, and got certified as a FIFA soccer ref at 14. Somehow he survived... only to grow up and confess to Margaret Cho that he'd had her entire act memorized since he was 12. Follow Brian on insta: https://www.instagram.com/brianwohl/ More episodes at GladPod.com Topics & Keywords for Search: Alex Clark, Brian Wohl, The Glad You're Here Podcast, Deer Park Illinois childhood, growing up outside Chicago, abandoned Nike missile base, backyard pond hockey, kid fell through the ice, brother fist fights, school bully died in car accident, bully through the windshield, copied off Michelle Wu, classmate became mayor of Boston, kid FIFA referee, jolly bully dad, drama club crush, prom king campaign, Margaret Cho act memorized, Comedy Central childhood, Double Stuf Oreos, childhood comedy stories, nostalgic interviews, wild childhood memories, audio comedy interviewPlayPlay The Missile Base, The Child FIFA Referee, & The Kid Who Copied Off The Mayor | Brian Wohl Glad You're Here Ep.382
[PREVIEW] Patreon Exclusive | Why We Got No Sleep | Podcast 381Sep 30, 2026 · 5 minThis episode is bonus content available exclusively to our Patreon backers. Listen as Pam and Alex tell you about their trip to Chico CA, their son's birthday party, a bunch of shows Alex did. Pam will be in the discord now.PlayPlay [PREVIEW] Patreon Exclusive | Why We Got No Sleep | Podcast 381
The Stabbing, The Kidnapping, & Kid Who Cooked A Banana | Felix Kiner Glad You're Here Ep.380Sep 24, 2026 · 38 minWhen Felix Kiner grew up in a Soviet Union, he was kidnapped by a horse-drawn wagon, tried to cook his city-rationed banana on the stove, and was stabbed by a school yard bully. Somehow he survived, only to get interrogated by Soviet authorities over a scathing review of his teacher. Follow Felix on insta: https://www.instagram.com/felix.kiner/ More episodes at GladPod.com Watch the video version of this episode: https://youtu.be/p3nqbgcoCz0 Topics & Keywords for Search: Alex Clark, Felix Keiner, The Glad You're Here Podcast, Soviet Union childhood, Kolpino Leningrad growing up, Soviet housing shortages, kidnapped by Roma wagon, cooking a green banana on the stove, Soviet black market bananas, schoolyard glass stabbing, drawing Lenin for the school paper, scathing teacher newspaper review, Soviet antisemitism, 1980s pirated VHS movies, Back to the Future world's fair exhibit, childhood comedy stories, nostalgic interviews, Soviet retro memories, wild childhood memories, audio comedy interviewPlayPlay The Stabbing, The Kidnapping, & Kid Who Cooked A Banana | Felix Kiner Glad You're Here Ep.380
Living Below Charlie Sheen, Detention on 9/11, & the hippie who raised me | Julia Jasunas | Glad You're Here Ep.379Sep 17, 2026 · 36 minWhen Julia Jasunas was a kid she lived next door to Hollywood bad-boy Charlie Sheen, she dressed her dad in halloween costumes when he went to the liquor store, andcalled her middle school boyfriend "dickhead" to his face without him figuring it out for over a year. Somehow she survived, only to get detention on 9/11. Follow Julia on insta: https://www.instagram.com/juliajasunas/?hl=en More episodes at GladPod.com Watch the video version of this episode: https://youtu.be/tH9OiUuxauo Topics & Keywords for Search: Alex Clark, Julia Jasunas, The Glad You're Here Podcast, Malibu Lake childhood, Charlie Sheen neighbor, weird childhood pranks, middle school boyfriend nicknames, hippie parents, 9/11 school detention, bizarre childhood stories, suburban memories, comedy podcast, Agoura Hills growing up, retro memories, quirky dads, nostalgic interviews, wild childhood memories, juvenile delinquency tales, weird neighbor stories, audio comedy interviewPlayPlay Living Below Charlie Sheen, Detention on 9/11, & the hippie who raised me | Julia Jasunas | Glad You're Here Ep.379
[PREVIEW] Patreon Exclusive | Alex's Beef With Toy Story 5 | Podcast 381Sep 16, 2026 · 5 minThis episode is bonus content available exclusively to our Patreon backers. Listen as Pam and Alex tell you about how they spent Father's Day, why they've missed a few podcasts postings and a show they took their kids to see! Pam will be in the discord now.PlayPlay [PREVIEW] Patreon Exclusive | Alex's Beef With Toy Story 5 | Podcast 381
[PREVIEW] Patreon Exclusive | Top Three Stuffed Foods | Podcast 378Aug 22, 2026 · 5 minThis episode is bonus content available exclusively to our Patreon backers. We're so sorry we owe you some extra podcasts Patreon board members! But guess what?! This podcast is extra long on purpose to make up for only having one bonus podcast this month! Listen as Pam and Alex list their top three stuffed foods. Yes, that's right food stuffed into another some other type of food. Pam will be in the discord right now!PlayPlay [PREVIEW] Patreon Exclusive | Top Three Stuffed Foods | Podcast 378
The D.C. Sniper of Pee-Pee & The Sign Stealing Bandit | Glad You're Here Ep. 377Aug 13, 2026 · 28 minWhen Julian Stern was a kid his neighbor was the D.C. Sniper, he took a direct hit from a friend's backyard bow-and-arrow jackass stunt, and he plotted a county-wide heist to steal track hurdles from every rival school. Somehow he survived, only to be arrested for public urination on St. Patrick's Day. Follow Julien on insta: @julianmstern More episodes at GladPod.com Watch the video version of this episode: https://youtu.be/K7lLbJGQWgU Topics & Keywords for Search: Alex Clark, Julian Stern, The Glad You're Here Podcast, DC sniper neighborhood, childhood pranks, backyard bow and arrow, track hurdle heist, St. Patrick's day arrest, bizarre childhood stories, suburban memories, comedy podcast, Kensington Maryland, high school track team stories, nostalgic interviews, wild childhood memories, juvenile delinquency tales, weird neighbor stories, true crime adjacent childhood, quirky dads, retro 90s and 2000s growing up, audio comedy interviewPlayPlay The D.C. Sniper of Pee-Pee & The Sign Stealing Bandit | Glad You're Here Ep. 377
Suspended For Dropping My Pants, Fist Fought My Pastor, And My Parents Were Brother & Sister | Dante Chang Ep. 376Jul 30, 2026 · 33 minWhen Dante Chang was a kid, his friend tricked him into getting arrested, he was suspended for pulling his pants down in the cafeteria, and he tried to fist fight his church pastor. Somehow he survived, only to find out as a teenager that his parents were biologically brother and sister. Follow Dante on insta: @DanteChang More episodes at gladpod.com Watch the video version of this episode: https://youtu.be/WP6LOF10YHQ Topics & Keywords for Search: Dante Chang, Alex Clark, Glad You’re Here, Comedy Podcast, Stand-up Comedy, Los Angeles Comedian, Childhood Stories, Asian-American Upbringing, Middle School Antics, Talent Show Fails, School Suspensions, Church Memories, Family Secrets, Revenge Pranks, Dating Fails, Nostalgia, Childhood Snacks, Crispy Shrimp Cards, Baseball Cards, StorytellingPlayPlay Suspended For Dropping My Pants, Fist Fought My Pastor, And My Parents Were Brother & Sister | Dante Chang Ep. 376
The Cartel Murder, A Sewage Party, And Getting Pantsed On The Monkey Bars, | Whitney Rayner Ep. 375Jul 9, 2026 · 30 minWhen Whitney Rayner was a kid, her cousin was mysteriously pushed off a mountain by the cartel, she was randomly pantsed by a stranger on the monkey bars, and she accidentally hosted a party that smelled so bad her mom thought they had a sewage problem. Somehow she survived, only to realize that her most traumatizing childhood memories make for the perfect stand-up comedy set. Follow Whitney on insta: @whitneyrayner More episodes at gladpod.com Watch the video version of this episode: https://youtu.be/gB-RPtMmok0 Topics & Keywords for Search: Whitney Rayner, Alex Clark, Glad You’re Here, Comedy Podcast, Stand-up Comedy, Richmond Virginia, Childhood Stories, Suburban Life, Private School Life, Cartel Mystery, Playground Trauma, School Detention, Awkward Teenage Years, Teenage Party Fails, Road Trip Stories, Bad Hotel Experiences, Family Dynamics, Sibling Rivalry, Coming of Age, Performance Anxiety, Comedy Origin Stories, Amy Schumer, Making It As A Comedian, Cosmic Brownies, Childhood Snacks, Reindeer Food, Nostalgia, Funny Life Anecdotes, Storytelling.PlayPlay The Cartel Murder, A Sewage Party, And Getting Pantsed On The Monkey Bars, | Whitney Rayner Ep. 375
Leah Orleans Explosively Embarrassing Childhood | Ep. 374Jul 3, 2026 · 45 minWhen Leah Orleans was a kid, her parents were magicians, her dad caught her dealing "sandwiches", and her high school was haunted by student ghosts. Somehow she survived, only to become one of the most in demand contortionists in the country with her act Tiny Girl Big Show... Follow Leah on insta: @tinygirlbigshow More episodes at gladpod.com Watch the video version of this episode: https://youtu.be/d_sT3n7TGME Topics & Keywords for Search: Leah Orleans, Tiny Girl Big Show, Alex Clark, Glad You're Here, Comedy Podcast, Variety Performer, Circus Comedian, Traveling Human Pretzel, Comedy Contortionist of Chaos, Circus Life, Professional Magician Parents, Actors Gymnasium, Chicago Childhood, San Francisco Circus School, Child Actor, The Tempest, Directing Shakespeare, Eugene Burger, Physical Theater, Van Break-in, Lost Luggage, Unclaimed Baggage, Sex Toy Heist, Teenage Entrepreneur, Sandwich Sales, Boystown Jamba Juice, Haunted Arts School, Contortionist Career, Professional Comedian, Zander Studios, Touring Logistics, Frosted Animal Crackers, Storytelling.PlayPlay Leah Orleans Explosively Embarrassing Childhood | Ep. 374
[PREVIEW] Patreon Exclusive | Top Three Wii Games | Podcast 373Jun 24, 2026 · 5 minListen as Pam and Alex each give their top three wii games and of course their runner ups. For the board members - Pam will be in the discord right now.PlayPlay [PREVIEW] Patreon Exclusive | Top Three Wii Games | Podcast 373
[PREVIEW] Patreon Exclusive | Life Update What We Can't Find! | Podcast 372Jun 17, 2026 · 5 minListen to Alex and Pam's latest life update and what important item Alex lost that we can NOT find. What new thing is happening in Pam's life and about some of Alex's recent gigs and travels For the board members - Pam will be in the discord right now.PlayPlay [PREVIEW] Patreon Exclusive | Life Update What We Can't Find! | Podcast 372
The School Mascot, The Bullies He Roasted, and The Baby Who Crushed his Hand (Guest Josh Florhaug) Ep. 371Jun 4, 2026 · 33 minWhen Josh Florhaug was a kid, he broke his entire hand the day his sister was born, he smack-talked his way out of a beatdown by 20 kids as the school's only male cheerleader, and accidentally opened for his great uncle Louie Anderson before either of them knew they were related. Somehow he survived, only to take his prom date home in a kiwi-green Beetle his grandma tricked out with giant hot-rod flames. Follow Matt on insta: @joshfcomedy More episodes at GladPod.com Watch the video version of this episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yfldim1tOwE Topics & Keywords for Search: Alex Clark , Glad You're Here , Josh Florhaug , Comedy Podcast , Childhood Stories , Embarrassing Childhood Moments , Funny Childhood Stories , Growing Up Stories , Awkward Teen Years , 90s Kid Nostalgia , Stand-Up Comedian , Comics Unleashed , Louie Anderson , Famous Uncle , Male Cheerleader , Bullied in High School , Smack Talk Comeback , Broken Hand as a Baby , Prom Night Disaster , Golf Cart to School , Single Mom Household , Moving in High School , Finding Your People , Funny Family Stories , Midwest to Arizona , 9/11 as a Freshman , Cheer Competition , School Mascot , Storytelling Podcast , Feel Good PodcastPlayPlay The School Mascot, The Bullies He Roasted, and The Baby Who Crushed his Hand (Guest Josh Florhaug) Ep. 371
The Traumatizing Weatherman & My Dollar Tree Crimes ( Guest Matt Kinney ) | Ep. 370May 29, 2026 · 26 minWhen Matt Kinney was a kid, his first memory was 9/11, he was traumatized by his traveling weatherman father, and he use to shoplift toy guns from the Dollar Tree. Somehow he survived, and he’s got a lot to say about it. Follow Matt on insta: @mattkinneyy More episodes at gladpod.com Watch the video version of this episode: https://youtu.be/9pxIdfg-lxs Topics & Keywords for Search: Alex Clark , Glad You're Here , Matt Kinney , Comedy Podcast , Childhood Stories , 90s Nostalgia , Retired Comedian , Weatherman Father , Midwest Childhood , 9/11 First Memory , Matt Lauer , Classroom Pranks , "Big Jugs" Incident , Hallway Detention , High School Smart Ass , Restaurant Busboy , Ground Round Chain , Tomato Back Prank , Shoplifting Fake Guns , Dollar Tree Crimes , Future Medical Doctor , Pinewood Derby , Snot Rocket Car , Vampire Summer Camp , Night Schedule Camp , Glow Stick Capture the Flag , Camp Counselor Nightmares , Macaroni and Cheese Hot Dogs , Bougie Food Snob , Tuna Fish Casserole Stand-off , Funeral Crowd Work , Celebration of Life , Electric Bikes , Bike Wreck , Cool Runnings Helmet Skid , Titanic Wisdom , Iced Frosted Oatmeal Cookies , Storytelling.PlayPlay The Traumatizing Weatherman & My Dollar Tree Crimes ( Guest Matt Kinney ) | Ep. 370
The Steven Spielberg Office Break-In, Middle School Boys Find A Brothel , Wonderbra Car Crash (Guest Ric Diez) | Ep. 369May 21, 2026 · 38 minWhen Ric Diez was a kid, he snuck into Steven Spielberg’s private office , crafted a crayon-drawn map to track down the neighborhood brothel , and crushed his front teeth into dust during a brutal bike crash. Somehow he survived, only to get into a car accident after being completely distracted by a mid-90s Wonderbra billboard. Follow Ric on insta: @sadmanric More episodes at gladpod.com Watch the video version of this episode: https://youtu.be/saF3DdtyHO8 Topics & Keywords for Search: Alex Clark, Glad You're Here, Ric Diez , Comedy Podcast, Childhood Stories , Belgium , Brussels , Spain , European Childhood, 90s Nostalgia , Hollywood Prop Master , Steven Spielberg , Amblin Studios , Universal Studios , Jurassic Park , Middle School Drama , Brothel Map Quest , Wonderbra Billboard , Car Crash , Bike Wreck , Teeth Dust , Buddhist Community , Board Games , Trivial Pursuit , Risk Game , Grandparents , Good Morning Vietnam , Comic Books , Preacher Comic Number 1 , Puddle Tsunami, Storytelling.PlayPlay The Steven Spielberg Office Break-In, Middle School Boys Find A Brothel , Wonderbra Car Crash (Guest Ric Diez) | Ep. 369
[PREVIEW] Patreon Exclusive | Life Update Pt. 2 - Ruining Alex's Cousin Spring Break | Podcast 369May 20, 2026 · 5 minThis episode is bonus content available exclusively to our Patreon backers. We wanted you to hear our Mother’s Day episode first, so part two of our life update had to wait—but now it’s finally here. Tune in as Pam and Alex share all about Alex’s cousin’s spring break trip to LA: what went wrong, what almost ruined the visit, and the moments that made the trip unforgettable. For the board members - Pam will be in the discord now.PlayPlay [PREVIEW] Patreon Exclusive | Life Update Pt. 2 - Ruining Alex's Cousin Spring Break | Podcast 369
[PREVIEW] Patreon Exclusive | Top Three Animated Moms | Podcast 368May 11, 2026 · 5 minThis episode is bonus content available exclusively to our Patreon backers. It's a special Sunday Patreon exclusive podcast! We know we left you on a cliffhanger but this one is for Mother's Day so it came out today! Listen as Pam and Alex give their top three animated Moms and discuss another silly question. For the board members - Pam is enjoying Mother's Day and won't be in the discord but maybe she'll find an extra time to pop in soon!PlayPlay [PREVIEW] Patreon Exclusive | Top Three Animated Moms | Podcast 368
Calling The Cops On Mom, The Gold Medal Figure Skater, & The Mountain Luge Disaster | Guest Ellen Harold | Glad You're Here Ep. 367May 8, 2026 · 33 minWhen Ellen Harold was a kid, she was a figure-skating gold medalist , nearly died from third-degree burns after her "Disneyland Dad" forced her into a mountain luge race , and was forced to play basketball after her mom caught her smoking pot. Somehow she survived... only to realize that despite being the heiress to a Jersey Shore sub shop empire , her true calling was telling jokes in San Francisco laundromats. Follow Ellen on insta: @ellenharroldcomedy More episodes at gladpod.com Watch the video version of this episode: https://youtu.be/_640HzBWjrM Topics & Keywords for Search: Alex Clark , Glad You're Here , Ellen Harold , Comedy Podcast , Childhood Stories , Ventnor City , Atlantic City , South Jersey , Jersey Shore , 90s Nostalgia , Figure Skating , Gold Medal , Mountain Luge , Vermont , Third Degree Burns , Divorce Stories , Parenting , Yoga , Sub Shop , Sack-O-Subs , Ugg Boots , High School Drama , Class Clown , Open Mic , Salesforce , Resilience , Storytelling.PlayPlay Calling The Cops On Mom, The Gold Medal Figure Skater, & The Mountain Luge Disaster | Guest Ellen Harold | Glad You're Here Ep. 367
A Malibu Sandwich Con Man, The Beanie Baby Syndicate, & Surviving The Fire Ants (Guest Josh Horton) | Ep. 366Apr 30, 2026 · 40 minWhen Josh Horton was a kid, he was a high-stakes "sandwich con-man" that fleeced the rich kids of Malibu, he spent weekends brokering black-market deals for Beanie Babies with ruthless, monocle-wearing grandmas, and he mastered the perfect late-night bribe to keep his parents from enforcing his bedtime. Somehow he survived... only to parlay those "silly sports" skills into 22 Guinness World Records and 2.1 million YouTube subscribers where he drops random objects through a train of basketball hoops. Follow Josh on insta: @jugglingjosh More episodes at gladpod.com Watch the video version of this episode: https://youtu.be/6a5sSRKrzPU Topics & Keywords for Search: Alex Clark, Glad You're Here, Josh Horton, Juggling Josh, Comedy Podcast, Childhood Stories, Normal Illinois, Malibu High School, 90s Nostalgia, Pokémon Cards, Beanie Baby Craze, Sandwich Empire, Guinness World Records, Trick Shots, Child Psychology, Parenting Stories, Juggling, Resilience, Storytelling.PlayPlay A Malibu Sandwich Con Man, The Beanie Baby Syndicate, & Surviving The Fire Ants (Guest Josh Horton) | Ep. 366
[PREVIEW] Patreon Exclusive | Life Update - Alex's First Sporting Event | Podcast 365Apr 23, 2026 · 5 minThis episode is bonus content available exclusively to our Patreon backers. Listen as Pam and Alex give a Iife update. What was Alex's first live sporting event as an adult and what made their kids melt down during it. And how did they finally celebrate Pam's birthday. For the board members - Pam will be in the discord now.PlayPlay [PREVIEW] Patreon Exclusive | Life Update - Alex's First Sporting Event | Podcast 365
Stabbed By a Bayonet, High Speed Crash, The Grocery Store Heist Of A Lifetime (Guest Brian Smight) | Ep. 364Apr 9, 2026 · 47 minWhen Brian Smight was a kid, his neighbor was a notorious serial bank robber, his street was a gauntlet of SWAT team standoffs and Civil War bayonet stabbings, and he once survived a 60 mph car wreck that folded his vehicle like a fortune cookie. Somehow he survived... only to get busted faking a disability to smuggle Jose Olé burritos out of his high school cafeteria. Follow Brian on insta: @bsmight More episodes at gladpod.com Watch the video version of this episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xo78CMg6JKg Topics & Keywords for Search: Alex Clark, Glad You're Here, Comedy Podcast, Childhood Stories, Thousand Oaks, Car Crash Stories, Shoplifting Stories, Superbad Real Life, 2005 Nostalgia, PC Gaming Nostalgia, Starcraft, Diablo 2, Newegg, Resilience, Storytelling.PlayPlay Stabbed By a Bayonet, High Speed Crash, The Grocery Store Heist Of A Lifetime (Guest Brian Smight) | Ep. 364
The Meth Lab, Extorting a Charizard, the Kid Magician, & the Pipe Bomb Kid (Guest Jay Light) | Ep. 363Apr 2, 2026 · 38 minThis episode is packed with embarrassing childhood stories. When Jay Light was a kid, he grew up in Colleyville, Texas, where Jose Canseco lived at the end of the block and the neighbors ran a suspected meth lab. He used a secret keystroke logger to hack his parents' computer, tried to be popular by becoming a childhood magician, and witnessed his friend's arrest for making pipe bombs . Somehow he survived, only to "extort" that same friend's entire Pokemon collection in a high-stakes Charizard trade that ended their friendship forever. Follow Jay on insta: @dietjay More episodes at gladpod.com Watch the video version of this episode: https://youtu.be/_mNAYs7OzzE Topics & Keywords for Search: childhood stories, Colleyville, Texas, Jose Canseco, Pokémon cards, Charizard trade, meth lab neighbors, pipe bombs, net nanny, keystroke logger, child magician, high school football, Pep Boys, speech and debate, Six Flags, Leap Day, spelling bee champion, storytelling podcast, family stories, comedy interview, Jay Light, 2000s nostalgia.PlayPlay The Meth Lab, Extorting a Charizard, the Kid Magician, & the Pipe Bomb Kid (Guest Jay Light) | Ep. 363
[PREVIEW] Patreon Exclusive | Peep This - Alex Answers Easter Trivia | Podcast 362Apr 1, 2026 · 5 minThis episode is bonus content available exclusively to our Patreon backers. Listen as Pam grills Alex on some Easter Trivia! Warning: May cause serious candy cravings. For the board members - Pam will be in the discord now.PlayPlay [PREVIEW] Patreon Exclusive | Peep This - Alex Answers Easter Trivia | Podcast 362
[PREVIEW] Patreon Exclusive | Behind The Scenes- Alex's New Side Hustle & A Surprise Guest | Podcast 361Mar 31, 2026 · 5 minThis episode is bonus content available exclusively to our Patreon backers. Listen as Pam and Alex update you on your lives including Alex's new side hustle inspired by his daughter's first birthday party, what they did to celebrate Alex's birthday and a surprise special guest! For the board members - Pam will be in the discord nowPlayPlay [PREVIEW] Patreon Exclusive | Behind The Scenes- Alex's New Side Hustle & A Surprise Guest | Podcast 361
My Jack Black Scandal, High School SWAT Riots, & Terrorizing Hilary Duff (Guest Brooke Ashley) | Ep. 360Mar 26, 2026 · 23 minWhen Brooke Ashley was a kid, she grew up as a "Valley Girl" navigating high school in Van Nuys—a place where SWAT teams would descend in full tactical gear to break up riots. Known as the "dragon lady" who protected her group of friends, she spent her days auditioning for commercials and accidentally terrorizing Hilary Duff at the Gap. Somehow she survived, only to find herself at the center of a bizarre family mix-up that turned Jack Black into her #1 mortal enemy. Follow Brooke on insta: @tallbrownone More episodes at gladpod.com Watch the video version of this episode: https://youtu.be/35JLnPzlXjU Topics & Keywords for Search: childhood stories, Valley Girl, Sherman Oaks, Van Nuys, SWAT team, high school riot, School of Rock, Jack Black, Hilary Duff, celebrity encounters, Uncle Daddy, talent show fail, funny memories, storytelling podcast, family stories, comedy interview, Brooke Ashley, 90s nostalgia.PlayPlay My Jack Black Scandal, High School SWAT Riots, & Terrorizing Hilary Duff (Guest Brooke Ashley) | Ep. 360
Kids Cut In Half, Students Expelled, A Library Tape Scandal (Guest Tony Sam) | Ep. 359Mar 12, 2026 · 44 minWhen Tony Sam was a kid, he grew up in the "armpit of Chicago" near O’Hare Airport—a place where the neighborhood tracks were so dangerous kids would get cut in half by moving trains. Known as the "white kid" in a rough area, he spent his days building forts out of boxes only to watch them get torn down by older bullies. Between his Catholic school expulsion after being framed in a library cassette tape scandal and "tearing off" his friend's arm for a school project, it’s a wonder he survived. Now, he's living the dream, driving a Jeep Wrangler held together by a prayer and a chopstick. Follow Tony on insta: @toekneesam More episodes at gladpod.com Watch the video version of this episode: LINK COMING SOON Topics & Keywords for Search: childhood stories, Chicago upbringing, Franklin Park, O'Hare Airport, Mannheim Road, The Jungle neighborhood, Bridge to Terabithia, funny memories, storytelling podcast, train track stories, bullying retaliation, ice snowball fight, high school transformation, locker shoving, family stories, comedy interview, Tony Sam, 90s nostalgia.PlayPlay Kids Cut In Half, Students Expelled, A Library Tape Scandal (Guest Tony Sam) | Ep. 359
[PREVIEW] Patreon Exclusive | Behind The Scenes- One Last Video About My Dad | Podcast 358Mar 4, 2026 · 5 minIn this behind the scenes - Pam and Alex talk about Alex's latest video "One Last Video About My Dad". Listen here to hear fun facts and stories about the process of making the episode. Plus questions from board members like you! For the board members - Pam will be in the discord now.PlayPlay [PREVIEW] Patreon Exclusive | Behind The Scenes- One Last Video About My Dad | Podcast 358
Childhood Stories: From Snorting Candy to County Jail with Jess Alaniz | Ep. 357Feb 26, 2026 · 28 minIn this episode of Glad You’re Here, we are diving into some hilarious childhood stories and 90s nostalgia with comedian Jess Alaniz. When Jess Alaniz was a kid, she was a championship cheerleader who snuck out of her two-story house, a middle schooler who got detention for a "chili powder" mishap in Catholic mass, and a "mean girl" who used to bark at classmates. Somehow she survived the chaos of growing up in Texas, only to spend her 21st birthday in lockup as the self-proclaimed "jail mom" after taking an accidental nap at a red light. In this episode, we discuss: • Funny childhood memories: From SNL skits in the living room to middle school talent shows. • First job stories: The "Code Brown" trauma of working at a San Antonio water park. • Family dynamics: Growing up as the youngest in a big family and the "saffron connection." • Coming of age: Lessons learned from being a "bad kid" and the power of a RAV4 check-engine light. Follow Jess Alaniz: @anewshow More episodes at gladpod.com Watch the video version of this episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B46tWKFQe_U Topics & Keywords for Search: childhood stories, 90s nostalgia, growing up, funny memories, storytelling podcast, Texas childhood, Catholic school stories, middle school drama, family stories, comedy interview, Jess Alaniz, first job memories.PlayPlay Childhood Stories: From Snorting Candy to County Jail with Jess Alaniz | Ep. 357
Ben Affleck Used Her Dad’s Masks to Rob a Bank | Ep. 356Feb 19, 2026 · 34 minWhen Liz Zagone was a kid, her dad designed the famous nun masks from Ben Affleck’s “The Town”, she spent weekends drinking vodka out of Dasani bottles, and she lost her favorite pet to the most dangerous backyard in the neighborhood (her own). Somehow she survived, but not without having to buy “court pants”. More episodes at gladpod.com Watch the video version of this episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dtn7cen2qicPlayPlay Ben Affleck Used Her Dad’s Masks to Rob a Bank | Ep. 356
Damon Monday got a black eye on picture day | Ep. 355Feb 12, 2026 · 32 minWhen Damon Monday was a kid, he got a black eye on picture day, his mom's van was stolen the day after Christmas ( with all presents inside), and he was a member of an unsanctioned garage fight club. Somehow he survived, but not with becoming a trained synchronized swimmer. More episodes at gladpod.com Watch the video version of this episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jAQgw7nn6uMPlayPlay Damon Monday got a black eye on picture day | Ep. 355
Life on a Lawless Island, Inbred Deer, & My Nudist Dad | Ben Smith | Ep. 354Feb 5, 2026 · 42 minIn this episode of Glad You’re Here, we are heading to the shores of Block Island for some wild coming-of-age tales and 90s New England nostalgia with comedian Ben Smith. When Ben Smith was a kid, he was the "good student" with a driver’s permit who took the fall for his brother’s $300 car crashes, a resident of an island so small it only has one intersection, and the son of a Harvard-educated journalist who doubled as a local nudist. From navigating a town filled with "inbred deer" to throwing legendary "Smithfest" ragers while his dad was away at nudist colonies, Ben’s upbringing was a hilarious and heartfelt mix of chaos and community. Somehow he survived the pressure of being the island’s class clown, eventually turning a tragic family eulogy into his very first stand-up set. In this episode, we discuss: • Island Life & Beater Cars: Growing up in a town of 80 people where joyrides end in deer bounties and totaled Toyotas. • Eccentric Family Dynamics: The legacy of Ben’s father, Robert L. Smith—a privacy expert who marched with MLK and wrote the encyclopedia definition of "privacy." • Comedy in the Darkest Times: Finding the "high" of performance during his brother’s funeral and the absurdity of grief. • Smithfest & High School Legacies: Throwing the "Project X" of Rhode Island and the glory of high school slapboxing matches. • Coming of Age: The vulnerability of leaving the island at 15 and the "tradition" of the morning-after-Halloween candy pancakes. More episodes at gladpod.com Watch the video version of this episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bdULOP3OlIQ Topics & Keywords for Search: childhood stories, 90s nostalgia, growing up in Rhode Island, funny memories, storytelling podcast, Block Island stories, small town childhood, sibling stories, coming of age, comedy interview, Ben Smith, family dynamics, 90s memories, childhood trouble.PlayPlay Life on a Lawless Island, Inbred Deer, & My Nudist Dad | Ben Smith | Ep. 354
[PREVIEW] Patreon Exclusive | You Have To Do What For Toilet Paper?! | Episode 353Jan 29, 2026 · 5 minIt's here the annual headlines podcast. Pam finds the most ridiculous real headlines and some fake ones, and challenges Alex to figure out which are legit. Please note: we lost some headlines due to technical difficulties. We thought when we recorded this that we didn't lose anything (you'll hear about it halfway through) but we did actually lose a few headline questions! Sorry! For the board members - Pam will be in the discord now.PlayPlay [PREVIEW] Patreon Exclusive | You Have To Do What For Toilet Paper?! | Episode 353
Guns, Girlfriends, and Lollapalooza: How Jason Horton Made It Out Alive | Ep. 352Jan 15, 2026 · 30 minWhen Jason Horton was a kid, SWAT raided his high school, he had a gun pulled on him over his girlfriend, and he made money selling stuff he stole from work on eBay. Somehow, he survived long enough to make it to the first Lollapalooza. More episodes at gladpod.com Watch the video version of this episode: https://youtu.be/Y8uDyEtfbS4PlayPlay Guns, Girlfriends, and Lollapalooza: How Jason Horton Made It Out Alive | Ep. 352
Bethany's Dad Built Bombs, she loved Orlando Bloom, and her neighbor survived a lawn mower explosion | Ep. 351Jan 8, 2026 · 43 minWhen Bethany Michaels was a kid, she loved Orlando Bloom, her neighbor was saved from a lawn mower explosion, and her sister defused a bomb their dad built in the basement. (He’s in jail now) Somehow Bethany survived, sadly, her Orlando Bloom posters did not. More episodes at gladpod.com Watch the video version of this episode: https://youtu.be/U9rEZZuY6Z0PlayPlay Bethany's Dad Built Bombs, she loved Orlando Bloom, and her neighbor survived a lawn mower explosion | Ep. 351
Ivan was suspended for impersonating the principal & had his pizza stolen at knife point | Ep. 350Jan 1, 2026 · 37 minWhen Ivan Salas was a kid he was suspended for impersonating the principal, his music teacher bummed cigarettes off him, and his pizza was stolen at knife point. Somehow Ivan survived it all, only to be sent to the ER for a freak sledding accident. More episodes at gladpod.com Watch the video version of this episode: https://youtu.be/Hbf4HTp0SnYPlayPlay Ivan was suspended for impersonating the principal & had his pizza stolen at knife point | Ep. 350
[PREVIEW] Patreon Exclusive - Pam Faces The Holiday Gauntlet | Glad You're Here Ep. 349Dec 27, 2025 · 5 minThis episode is bonus content available exclusively to our Patreon backers. Listen as Alex is joined by his wife Pam to tell a life update. They discuss Pam's childhood, and what happened at Thanksgiving and Christmas. Board Members - Pam will be in the discord now. Thanks for being patient!PlayPlay [PREVIEW] Patreon Exclusive - Pam Faces The Holiday Gauntlet | Glad You're Here Ep. 349
[PREVIEW] Our First Reaction Podcast | Glad You're Here Ep. 348Dec 18, 2025 · 5 minThis episode is bonus content available exclusively to our Patreon backers.PlayPlay [PREVIEW] Our First Reaction Podcast | Glad You're Here Ep. 348
Why Secret Service Monitored Pippa Spindel & Her Award Winning Poops | Glad You're Here Ep. 347Dec 18, 2025 · 36 minWhen Pippa Spindel was a kid she was monitored by secret service, competed in poop competitions, and had camp counselors time her make-out sessions. Somehow she survived and lived to poop another day. More episodes at gladpod.com Watch the video version of this episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=na0qvOCI9ucPlayPlay Why Secret Service Monitored Pippa Spindel & Her Award Winning Poops | Glad You're Here Ep. 347
Tyler's Wild Pep Rally Made It On Fox News, He Tripped Acid on Birthright, & His Dad’s $1000 Prank | Ep. 346 | Guest Tyler StraussDec 11, 2025 · 39 minWhen Tyler Strauss was a kid, his pep rally got so wild it made it on Fox News, and he tripped acid on birthright, and his teacher made sweet love to a cow. Somehow he survived—only to get pranked out of $1000 by his dad. More episodes at gladpod.com Watch the video version of this episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aSsxCU3XoOgPlayPlay Tyler's Wild Pep Rally Made It On Fox News, He Tripped Acid on Birthright, & His Dad’s $1000 Prank | Ep. 346 | Guest Tyler Strauss
Jen Evaded Police, Stepped In Poop, & Made Out With Every Boy At Dion's Pizza | Episode 343 | Guest Jen LivDec 5, 2025 · 30 minWhen Jen Liv was a kid she evaded police in her dad's car, stepped in a strange kid's poop, and made out with every boy at Dion's Pizza. Somehow she survived all that to become a fantastic comedian and actress. More episodes at gladpod.com Watch the video version of this episode: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h_k5ujFyAr4&t=36sPlayPlay Jen Evaded Police, Stepped In Poop, & Made Out With Every Boy At Dion's Pizza | Episode 343 | Guest Jen Liv
Tom fled a murder scene & his wildly dangerous step-dad | Episode 345 | Guest Tom JohnsonDec 1, 2025 · 36 minWhen Tom Johnson was a kid he witnessed a murder while shopping for JNCO Jeans, threw away a big pile of money, and realized his dangerous step dad was way cooler than his biological one.PlayPlay Tom fled a murder scene & his wildly dangerous step-dad | Episode 345 | Guest Tom Johnson
[PREVIEW] Podcast 344 - What's Coming Out Of Your Fingers!?!Nov 27, 2025 · 5 minHappy Thanksgiving! We normally take Thanksgiving off from the podcast but since we missed two podcasts recently... here's one to make up for a missed week! Listen as Pam asks Alex one of those silly questions that don't actually mean anything. But maybe you can use it as small talk at your Thanksgiving table! Pam is cooking so she won't be in the discord this week. Hope you all have a good holiday! (Unless you're not in America then just happy Thursday!)PlayPlay [PREVIEW] Podcast 344 - What's Coming Out Of Your Fingers!?!
[PREVIEW] Podcast 341 - The Reasons We've Been MissingNov 13, 2025 · 5 minIn this life update we tell you what's been going on and why we've missed two podcasts in a row. We tried to make this podcast a little bit longer to make up for it. Thank you all for understanding. For the board members - Pam will be in the discord now.PlayPlay [PREVIEW] Podcast 341 - The Reasons We've Been Missing
[PREVIEW] Podcast 340 - Alex's Big Candy RevealOct 24, 2025 · 5 minAlex and Pam do a this or that for Halloween candy! But Pam discovers something huge about Alex's candy choices! Happy (almost) Halloween! For the board members - Surprise! Alex will be in the discord now!PlayPlay [PREVIEW] Podcast 340 - Alex's Big Candy Reveal
[PREVIEW] Podcast 339 - Pam's AccidentOct 16, 2025 · 5 minThe life update from last week continues.... Find out what accident Pam got into, where they took the kids and how they met their neighbors. For the board members - Pam will be in the discord now.PlayPlay [PREVIEW] Podcast 339 - Pam's Accident
[PREVIEW] Podcast 338 - Alex Said Yes To What?!Oct 9, 2025 · 5 minListen as Pam and Alex give us a life update including Alex's latest gig at Cranberry Festival, Alex's yes day with his nieces and Pam's trip to the library with the kids. For the board members - Pam will be in the discord now.PlayPlay [PREVIEW] Podcast 338 - Alex Said Yes To What?!
[PREVIEW] Podcast 337 - Pam Messed UpOct 2, 2025 · 5 minFind out what Pam messed up big time as Alex and Pam answer some freaky (friday) questions! For the board members - Pam will be in the discord now!PlayPlay [PREVIEW] Podcast 337 - Pam Messed Up
[PREVIEW] Podcast 336 - Marvel This Or ThatSep 25, 2025 · 5 minFind out which Marvel superheros Alex and Pam like in this special edition of "this or that." Pam will be in the discord now!PlayPlay [PREVIEW] Podcast 336 - Marvel This Or That
[PREVIEW] Podcast 335 - Top Three SandwichesSep 18, 2025 · 5 minFind out Alex and Pam's top three sandwiches from all over the country and even world. And find out why Alex almost got kicked out of Nice France over a sandwich related incident. For the board members - Pam will be in the discord now!PlayPlay [PREVIEW] Podcast 335 - Top Three Sandwiches