FINAL HELLRAISER RANKINGSSep 2, 2026 · 1 hr 50 minWe're all out of movies, so we're ranking them from bottom to top! Plus, we're counting down our favorite cenobites across the franchise. And if that wasn't enough, we're announcing our next series, coming this fall! Holy toledo! Thanks for checking out Raising Chains, the comedy Hellraiser podcast. We love the cenobites and we love you. Available wherever podcasts are sold! Listen/watch on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/033v06RWlN8NIxTMOs0tDd Andy Instagram https://www.instagram.com/andyriderforever Joey Instagram https://www.instagram.com/joeybergren The pod Instagram https://www.instagram.com/raisingchainspod/PlayPlay FINAL HELLRAISER RANKINGS
THE PINNIESAug 26, 2026 · 1 hr 13 minIt's Hell's greatest night, the first annual PINNIES, the only award show (as far as we know) focused only on the Hellraiser franchise! Who will go home with the major awards? Who is everyone wearing? Will anyone get slapped?? Tune in to find out! Thanks for checking out Raising Chains, the comedy Hellraiser podcast. We love the cenobites and we love you. Available wherever podcasts are sold! Listen/watch on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/033v06RWlN8NIxTMOs0tDd Andy Instagram https://www.instagram.com/andyriderforever Joey Instagram https://www.instagram.com/joeybergren The pod Instagram https://www.instagram.com/raisingchainspod/PlayPlay THE PINNIES
HELLRAISER (2022)Aug 19, 2026 · 2 hr 23 minHere we are, the final Hellraiser film as of this moment. The remake of Hellraiser from 2022, featuring some great acting, some crazy kills, ample gore, but no leather on the cenobites?? Come with us to Boston (or New York, or another city vaguely near there), hop in your van, and let's rob some rich people together.Thanks for checking out Raising Chains, the comedy Hellraiser podcast. We love the cenobites and we love you.Available wherever podcasts are sold!Listen/watch on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/033v06RWlN8NIxTMOs0tDdAndy Instagram https://www.instagram.com/andyriderforeverJoey Instagram https://www.instagram.com/joeybergrenThe pod Instagram https://www.instagram.com/raisingchainspod/PlayPlay HELLRAISER (2022)
HELLRAISER: JUDGMENTAug 12, 2026 · 2 hr 14 minHoly heck, we can't even believe it. After the nightmare that was the previous movie, the franchise is bouncing back. New cenobites, new bodily fluids, new hierarchy, new inept detectives. Plus, we're going to get into our karaoke opinions for a bit too! Get in there! Thanks for checking out Raising Chains, the comedy podcast about Hellraiser. We love the cenobites and we love you. Andy Instagram https://www.instagram.com/andyriderforever Joey Instagram https://www.instagram.com/joeybergren The pod Instagram https://www.instagram.com/raisingchainspod/ The pod Youtube http://www.youtube.com/@RaisingChainsPodcastPlayPlay HELLRAISER: JUDGMENT
HELLRAISER: REVELATIONSAug 5, 2026 · 1 hr 47 minHoo mama, this movie is a humdinger!!! And the first Hellraiser film to not feature the great Doug Bradley! Whelp, we're all over the place in this one, with heavy discussions of Eeyore, disappearing cars, Thai food, and pitstops. And as a bonus, we even occasionally talk about the 2011 film, HELLRAISER: REVELATIONS! At least we had fun. Thanks for checking out Raising Chains, the comedy podcast about Hellraiser. We love the cenobites and we love you. Andy Instagram https://www.instagram.com/andyriderforever Joey Instagram https://www.instagram.com/joeybergren The pod Instagram https://www.instagram.com/raisingchainspod/ The pod Youtube http://www.youtube.com/@RaisingChainsPodcastPlayPlay HELLRAISER: REVELATIONS
HELLRAISER: HELLWORLDJul 29, 2026 · 2 hr 17 minBoot up your PCs, because the hottest videogame in town, Hellworld, is having a mega bash!! Join us, won't you? Everybody is going to be there, going into random rooms alone, wearing weird masks, and using their Nokia phones! We've even got Superman himself, Henry Cavill, in one of his earliest roles! It's time to log on. Thanks for checking out Raising Chains, the comedy podcast about Hellraiser. We love the cenobites and we love you. Andy Instagram https://www.instagram.com/andyriderforever Joey Instagram https://www.instagram.com/joeybergren The pod Instagram https://www.instagram.com/raisingchainspod/ The pod Youtube http://www.youtube.com/@RaisingChainsPodcastPlayPlay HELLRAISER: HELLWORLD
HELLRAISER: DEADERJul 22, 2026 · 1 hr 51 minThere's a new cult in town, and they can die and come back to life. Their name? YOU ALREADY KNOW IT'S THE DEADERS, BABY! We gotta go to Bucharest and see what the heck they are up to! C'mon! Thanks for checking out Raising Chains, the comedy podcast about Hellraiser. We love the cenobites and we love you. Andy Instagram https://www.instagram.com/andyriderforever Joey Instagram https://www.instagram.com/joeybergren The pod Instagram https://www.instagram.com/raisingchainspod/ The pod Youtube http://www.youtube.com/@RaisingChainsPodcastPlayPlay HELLRAISER: DEADER
HELLRAISER: HELLSEEKERJul 15, 2026 · 1 hr 42 min*extreme Mayhem voice* I'm the Lament Configuration. You opened me up seeking a new level of carnal desires, and now you've got Cenobites bursting through a fresh hole in your living room wall. Switch to Allstate and you'll be better protected from Mayhem, like me. Thanks for checking out Raising Chains, the comedy podcast about Hellraiser. We love the cenobites and we love you. Andy Instagram https://www.instagram.com/andyriderforever Joey Instagram https://www.instagram.com/joeybergren The pod Instagram https://www.instagram.com/raisingchainspod/ The pod Youtube http://www.youtube.com/@RaisingChainsPodcastPlayPlay HELLRAISER: HELLSEEKER
HELLRAISER: INFERNOJul 8, 2026 · 1 hr 53 minWe have officially entered our direct-to-DVD era of the Hellraiser franchise, and boy oh boy, does this one have everything: chess matches on the basketball court, toilet puzzles, chest rubbers, surreal western bars, and kung fu cowboys?! Truly nuts. Get in there. Yeehaw! Thanks for checking out Raising Chains, the comedy podcast about Hellraiser. We love the cenobites and we love you. Andy Instagram https://www.instagram.com/andyriderforever Joey Instagram https://www.instagram.com/joeybergren The pod Instagram https://www.instagram.com/raisingchainspod/ The pod Youtube http://www.youtube.com/@RaisingChainsPodcastPlayPlay HELLRAISER: INFERNO
HELLRAISER: BLOODLINEJul 1, 2026 · 2 hr 24 minWe're in the future...and the past...and the middle somewhere! This movie has everything: a robot solving the puzzle box, Optimus Prime, Pinhead beating a dude up, and Adam Scott!!! Is this a good movie? Honestly, it's hard to tell, but we're going to figure it out by the end of the episode! Thanks for checking out Raising Chains, the comedy Hellraiser podcast. We love the cenobites and we love you. Available wherever podcasts are sold! Andy Instagram https://www.instagram.com/andyriderforever Joey Instagram https://www.instagram.com/joeybergren The pod Instagram https://www.instagram.com/raisingchainspod/PlayPlay HELLRAISER: BLOODLINE
HELLRAISER III: HELL ON EARTHJun 24, 2026 · 2 hr 6 minPinhead's trapped in a pillar and he's gotta get out in today's episode, 1992's HELLRAISER III: HELL ON EARTH. We're also talking trash on KFC, trying to figure out how old these actors are, dealing with two people named Joey, our new Platoon podcast, and we discuss in detail the tie-in Motörhead music video! Join us, won't you?? Thanks for checking out Raising Chains, the comedy podcast about Hellraiser. We love the cenobites and we love you. Andy Instagram https://www.instagram.com/andyriderforever Joey Instagram https://www.instagram.com/joeybergren The pod Instagram https://www.instagram.com/raisingchainspod/ The pod Youtube http://www.youtube.com/@RaisingChainsPodcastPlayPlay HELLRAISER III: HELL ON EARTH
HELLBOUND: HELLRAISER IIJun 17, 2026 · 1 hr 52 minWe're back for more (just like Kirsty) and this time, we are bound for hell as we discuss the first Hellraiser sequel, 1988's HELLBOUND: HELLRAISER II. And this time, we've got some new friends with us: Dr. Channard, Leviathan, and the human version of the Cenobites?! For a couple of guys exploring the depths of hell, we are certainly blessed! Thanks for checking out Raising Chains, the comedy podcast about Hellraiser. We love the cenobites and we love you. Andy Instagram https://www.instagram.com/andyriderforever Joey Instagram https://www.instagram.com/joeybergren The pod Instagram https://www.instagram.com/raisingchainspod/PlayPlay HELLBOUND: HELLRAISER II
HELLRAISER (1987)Jun 10, 2026 · 1 hr 48 minIt's our debut episode, and we're discussing the untouchable original, 1987's HELLRAISER. We hang out with Freaky Frank and Loser Larry, have a few laughs, and thoroughly examine the correct pronunciation of Kirsty. Thanks for checking out Raising Chains, the comedy podcast about Hellraiser. We love the cenobites and we love you. Andy Instagram https://www.instagram.com/andyriderforever Joey Instagram https://www.instagram.com/joeybergren The pod Instagram https://www.instagram.com/raisingchainspod/PlayPlay HELLRAISER (1987)