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Seven Minutes In Evan

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The Elder MillennialOct 6, 2026 · 31 minThis week I get into millennials getting older, AI stealing comedians’ jokes, why live comedy might actually become more important, my weird obsession with birds, why pigeons deserve veteran benefits, and why I don’t trust Goldendoodles. Welcome to Seven Minutes in Evan. #ElderMillennial #ComedyPodcast #AustinComedy 🎤 Come see me live, watch clips, listen to thepodcast, and find everything here: https://beacons.ai/evanlopez 📲 Follow me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/iamevanlopez 📺 Watch full episodes & comedy clips: https://www.youtube.com/@EvanLopez 🎧 Listen on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1law6HzyxvgV1NMXmt70n2 🍎 Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/seven-minutes-in-evan/id1494001499 😂 Interested in booking a comedy show for yourcompany, private event, or venue? https://topflightcomedy.com/
Seven Minutes In Evan: The Worm GuySep 30, 2026 · 44 minThere comes an age where doing the worm stops being impressive and starts becoming a medical decision.This week on Seven Minutes In Evan, we get into growing up as “the worm guy,” why the 2010s were basically society’s teenage years, and how 2000s love songs from Akon, Nelly and company convinced an entire generation of boys they were heartbroken before they’d even had a girlfriend.From there, things somehow turn into dating, relationships, the savior complex, OnlyFans, porn culture, how much money it would take to embarrass yourself on the internet forever, having kids, and realizing some of the music you loved growing up hits very differently when you’re a grown man. 🎤 Come see me live, watch clips, listen to thepodcast, and find everything here: https://beacons.ai/evanlopez 📲 Follow me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/iamevanlopez 📺 Watch full episodes & comedy clips: https://www.youtube.com/@EvanLopez 🎧 Listen on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1law6HzyxvgV1NMXmt70n2 🍎 Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/seven-minutes-in-evan/id1494001499 😂 Interested in booking a comedy show for yourcompany, private event, or venue? https://topflightcomedy.com/
Sea monkies and HOA President aspirationsSep 24, 2026 · 52 min🎤 Come see me live, watch clips, listen to thepodcast, and find everything here: https://beacons.ai/evanlopez 📲 Follow me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/iamevanlopez 📺 Watch full episodes & comedy clips: https://www.youtube.com/@EvanLopez 🎧 Listen on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1law6HzyxvgV1NMXmt70n2 🍎 Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/seven-minutes-in-evan/id1494001499 😂 Interested in booking a comedy show for yourcompany, private event, or venue? https://topflightcomedy.com/
Pigeons, Pedro Pascal & ParentingSep 18, 2026 · 1 hr 12 minEvan and Daylen accidentally turn a normal podcast into a deep investigation of pigeons, parenting, Pedro Pascal, Taylor Swift, Rocky, door-to-door solicitors, and the horrifying realization that you eventually become the dad yelling at people to slow down in the neighborhood. We get into why pigeons are legitimately incredible, the weird world of celebrity obsession, bombing horribly when you first start stand-up, raising kids without immediately handing them an iPad, and all the tiny things nobody tells you about becoming a dad. 🎤 Come see me live, watch clips, listen to thepodcast, and find everything here: https://beacons.ai/evanlopez 📲 Follow me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/iamevanlopez 📺 Watch full episodes & comedy clips: https://www.youtube.com/@EvanLopez 🎧 Listen on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1law6HzyxvgV1NMXmt70n2 🍎 Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/seven-minutes-in-evan/id1494001499 😂 Interested in booking a comedy show for yourcompany, private event, or venue? https://topflightcomedy.com/
The sandwichSep 11, 2026 · 29 minThis episode was a comatose fueled episode by a sandwich that spiraled me into a dark pit of yawning and disassociating 🎤 Come see me live, watch clips, listen to thepodcast, and find everything here: https://beacons.ai/evanlopez 📲 Follow me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/iamevanlopez 📺 Watch full episodes & comedy clips: https://www.youtube.com/@EvanLopez 🎧 Listen on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1law6HzyxvgV1NMXmt70n2 🍎 Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/seven-minutes-in-evan/id1494001499 😂 Interested in booking a comedy show for yourcompany, private event, or venue? https://topflightcomedy.com/
Welcome to the birdyverseSep 2, 2026 · 45 minThe bird videos have officially taken on a life of their own, so this week I’m answering some of the questions people have been asking: Where did the birds come from? Do I actually know anything about birds? Am I worried I’m going to get pigeonholed as the bird guy? And what happens when I eventually run out of birds? But before we get there, naturally I somehow end up talking about AI girlfriends, why horror movies have gotten way too intense, having to fight a home intruder in your underwear, ghosts, spirituality, the afterlife, neighborhood apps, and why people who explore haunted houses have absolutely lost their minds.
New Doomsday Trailer reaction!!Jul 20, 2026 · 9 minMarvel just dropped the first trailer for Avengers: Doomsday... and I have some thoughts.This is my first reaction to the trailer, the biggest surprises, Doctor Doom, the MCU's future, hidden details, and whether Marvel is finally back. 🎤 Come see me live, watch clips, listen to the podcast, and find everything here:https://beacons.ai/evanlopez📲 Follow me on Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/iamevanlopez📺 Watch full episodes & comedy clips:https://www.youtube.com/@EvanLopez🎧 Listen on Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/1law6HzyxvgV1NMXmt70n2🍎 Apple Podcasts:https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/seven-minutes-in-evan/id1494001499😂 Interested in booking a comedy show for your company, private event, or venue?https://topflightcomedy.com/
The Odyssey Trailer Reaction: Is Hollywood Broken?Jul 10, 2026 · 7 minChristopher Nolan has The Odyssey, Matt Damon, Tom Holland, Anne Hathaway, Robert Pattinson, Jon Bernthal and basically half of Hollywood. If this movie can’t work, what can?Also: where the hell is the owl?#TheOdyssey #ChristopherNolan #hollywood 🎤 Come see me live, watch clips, listen to the podcast, and find everything here:https://beacons.ai/evanlopez📲 Follow me on Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/iamevanlopez📺 Watch full episodes & comedy clips:https://www.youtube.com/@EvanLopez🎧 Listen on Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/1law6HzyxvgV1NMXmt70n2🍎 Apple Podcasts:https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/seven-minutes-in-evan/id1494001499😂 Interested in booking a comedy show for your company, private event, or venue?https://topflightcomedy.com/
UFC 329 Breakdown: McGregor vs. Holloway PredictionJul 10, 2026 · 7 minThere are only two ways I see Conor McGregor vs. Max Holloway ending.Come back after the fight and we’ll see how badly this aged.#UFC329 #ConorMcGregor #MaxHolloway🎤 Come see me live, watch clips, listen to the podcast, and find everything here:https://beacons.ai/evanlopez📲 Follow me on Instagram:https://www.instagram.com/iamevanlopez📺 Watch full episodes & comedy clips:https://www.youtube.com/@EvanLopez🎧 Listen on Spotify:https://open.spotify.com/show/1law6HzyxvgV1NMXmt70n2🍎 Apple Podcasts:https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/seven-minutes-in-evan/id1494001499😂 Interested in booking a comedy show for your company, private event, or venue?https://topflightcomedy.com/
Lovers, Political Grifter Podcast Coins & Dustin PoirierJul 8, 2026 · 20 minThinking about love and becoming a political podcast grifter with Day Day. It's gonna be bad my.. 🎤 Come see me live, watch clips, listen to thepodcast, and find everything here: https://beacons.ai/evanlopez 📲 Follow me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/iamevanlopez 📺 Watch full episodes & comedy clips: https://www.youtube.com/@EvanLopez 🎧 Listen on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1law6HzyxvgV1NMXmt70n2 🍎 Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/seven-minutes-in-evan/id1494001499 😂 Interested in booking a comedy show for yourcompany, private event, or venue? https://topflightcomedy.com/
Would You Pay $20,000 for a Home Robot?Jun 10, 2026 · 7 min🎤 Come see me live, watch clips, listen to thepodcast, and find everything here: https://beacons.ai/evanlopez 📲 Follow me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/iamevanlopez 📺 Watch full episodes & comedy clips: https://www.youtube.com/@EvanLopez 🎧 Listen on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1law6HzyxvgV1NMXmt70n2 🍎 Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/seven-minutes-in-evan/id1494001499 😂 Interested in booking a comedy show for yourcompany, private event, or venue? https://topflightcomedy.com/
UFC White House Card: The Dream Fights We NeedJun 2, 2026 · 7 minDana White says the UFC is coming to the White House, and that immediately got us thinking: what would the most insane fight card in UFC history actually look like? From dream matchups and legends returning to fights that would break the internet, we're building the ultimate UFC Freedom Fight Night card. 🎤 Come see me live, watch clips, listen to thepodcast, and find everything here: ⁠https://beacons.ai/evanlopez⁠ 📲 Follow me on Instagram: ⁠https://www.instagram.com/iamevanlopez⁠ 📺 Watch full episodes & comedy clips: ⁠https://www.youtube.com/@EvanLopez⁠ 🎧 Listen on Spotify: ⁠https://open.spotify.com/show/1law6HzyxvgV1NMXmt70n2⁠ 🍎 Apple Podcasts: ⁠https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/seven-minutes-in-evan/id1494001499⁠ 😂 Interested in booking a comedy show for yourcompany, private event, or venue? ⁠https://topflightcomedy.com/⁠
Pick 2 Items for the Zombie ApocalypseMay 29, 2026 · 7 minnarrowing down your loadout for the apocalypse is not easy 🎤 Come see me live, watch clips, listen to thepodcast, and find everything here: https://beacons.ai/evanlopez 📲 Follow me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/iamevanlopez 📺 Watch full episodes & comedy clips: https://www.youtube.com/@EvanLopez 🎧 Listen on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1law6HzyxvgV1NMXmt70n2 🍎 Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/seven-minutes-in-evan/id1494001499 😂 Interested in booking a comedy show for yourcompany, private event, or venue? https://topflightcomedy.com/
Switching Lives with SuperheroesMay 27, 2026 · 7 minWho is the best superhero to actually life swap with? CAREFUL 🎤 Come see me live, watch clips, listen to thepodcast, and find everything here: https://beacons.ai/evanlopez 📲 Follow me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/iamevanlopez 📺 Watch full episodes & comedy clips: https://www.youtube.com/@EvanLopez 🎧 Listen on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1law6HzyxvgV1NMXmt70n2 🍎 Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/seven-minutes-in-evan/id1494001499 😂 Interested in booking a comedy show for yourcompany, private event, or venue? https://topflightcomedy.com/
The enhanced games street sharksMay 26, 2026 · 7 minWe talk about the enhanced games for 7 minutes! 🎤 Come see me live, watch clips, listen to the podcast, and find everything here: https://beacons.ai/evanlopez 📲 Follow me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/iamevanlopez 📺 Watch full episodes & comedy clips: https://www.youtube.com/@EvanLopez 🎧 Listen on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1law6HzyxvgV1NMXmt70n2 🍎 Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/seven-minutes-in-evan/id1494001499 😂 Interested in booking a comedy show for your company, private event, or venue? https://topflightcomedy.com/
Grown man btwMay 19, 2026 · 1 hr 16 minNew episode of seven minutes in Evan with comedian and Hantavirus survivor Daylin Mendoca 🎤 Come see me live, watch clips, listen to the podcast, and find everything here: https://beacons.ai/evanlopez 📲 Follow me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/iamevanlopez 📺 Watch full episodes & comedy clips: https://www.youtube.com/@EvanLopez 🎧 Listen on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1law6HzyxvgV1NMXmt70n2 🍎 Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/seven-minutes-in-evan/id1494001499 😂 Interested in booking a comedy show for your company, private event, or venue? https://topflightcomedy.com/ 🎙️ New episodes every week.
Rescue dogs are Mario Kart mystery boxes.May 7, 2026 · 25 minIn this solo episode of Seven Minutes in Evan, The Goonies somehow turns into a discussion about rescue dogs, why a man’s garage becomes sacred territory, and how NFTs might’ve been the dumbest collective hallucination on the internet. 🎤 Come see me live, watch clips, listen to the podcast, and find everything here: https://beacons.ai/evanlopez 📲 Follow me on Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/iamevanlopez 📺 Watch full episodes & comedy clips: https://www.youtube.com/@EvanLopez 🎧 Listen on Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1law6HzyxvgV1NMXmt70n2 🍎 Apple Podcasts: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/seven-minutes-in-evan/id1494001499 😂 Interested in booking a comedy show for your company, private event, or venue? https://topflightcomedy.com/ 🎙️ New episodes every week.
Becoming a real "Texan” with Dean StanfieldApr 21, 2026 · 1 hr 17 minI sat down with comedian Dean Stanfield and we went deep into Texas culture, what it actually means to be a “real Texan,” relationships that make no sense, and why dating as a comedian is basically a full-time psychological experiment. Dean gets real about trying to become a better partner, why musicians are his weakness, and the chaos of balancing comedy, love, and life. We also get into wild stories—from bull riding arenas in backyards to one of the most unexpectedly emotional dog stories you’ll hear on a comedy podcast. It’s funny, it’s unfiltered, and it somehow turns into a full-on plan to build Dean his own dating show. If you like stand-up storytelling, real conversations, and slightly unhinged Austin comedy energy… this one’s for you. Come see a show in Austin or follow for more chaos. #AustinComedy #FunnyPodcast #StandUpComedy
What Furry are you?Apr 15, 2026 · 56 minGetting roasted for not knowing the Beatles turns into a full spiral about Disney adults, influencer fights, OnlyFans economics, and… furries saving the world. This episode goes everywhere—in the best way. We start with getting called out by listeners (fair), drift into Disneyland chaos and grown men obsessed with Lilo & Stitch, then somehow land in the weird world of influencer boxing and whether Mike Tyson might accidentally kill someone on a “friendly” card. From there it gets real: OnlyFans deals, how social media can quietly tank your reach, and why the internet is basically one long Black Mirror episode. Then we close it out debating whether becoming a reindeer furry during the holidays might actually fix society. If you like stand-up storytelling, chaotic conversations, and real takes from an Austin comedian trying to make sense of the internet… this one’s for you. Follow for more chaos. Come see a show in Austin. Rate the pod unless you’re a hater. #AustinComedy #FunnyPodcast #StandUpComedy
The pigeon man feat Daylen MendocaApr 3, 2026 · 57 minTweet Tweet! We are back with a full episode this week. Enjoy the slop
I Went to My First HOA MeetingMar 3, 2026 · 6 minI went to my first HOA meeting… and I think I time-traveled to 1400. This week on Seven Minutes in Evan, I officially entered my mid-30s villain arc: caring about my community, arguing about fences, and almost getting nominated as HOA president against my will. We audit missing HOA money, cosplay medieval peasants, and somehow end up on Shark Week with Michael Phelps racing a CGI shark for custody of his kids.
Biohacking is making us die fasterFeb 24, 2026 · 7 minThis week on Seven Minutes in Evan, I spiral through the world of biohacking, longevity influencers, heavy metals, salmon conspiracies, plastic islands, and why every health podcast sounds like it was recorded in the back of a supplement warehouse.
The Straightest Sport in the Winter OlympicsFeb 17, 2026 · 7 minThe Winter Olympics are on… HOUSEKEEPING What is the most insane Winter Olympic event of all: the luge. Two grown men. One tiny sled. No cup. No fear. Just vibes and questionable aerodynamics.
Most Watched or Most Hated? The Super Bowl Halftime ShowFeb 11, 2026 · 7 minI woke up 87% Puerto Rican after that Super Bowl halftime show. Sofrito in the bloodstream. In this episode I break down why Bad Bunny’s performance hit different, why you don’t need English to understand symbolism, and why maybe fighting hate with more hate isn’t the move. We talk Duolingo warriors, Kendrick’s trash bag pants, Kid Rock in Texas, and why America being a melting pot is actually the whole point.
What AI will evolve into - Part 2Feb 6, 2026 · 7 minPart two of the AI spiral — and this is where it gets weirder. In this episode, I keep pulling on the thread from part one: if AI keeps evolving, does it eventually crave human emotion? Does it want to be human? Or do we end up in a symbiotic relationship where AI optimizes our bodies, our health, and our limits… while something else about us quietly atrophies? I go from alternate timelines of technology (messenger pigeons vs smartphones), to symbiotic AI fixing our bone density in real time, to humans evolving into something closer to mushrooms, sonar creatures, or telepathic weirdos drifting through space. This one turns into a conversation about instincts, discipline, self-integrity, and what happens when we outsource too much of our awareness. If AI ever does take over, and we end up in a Skynet situation, it might honestly be on us — because we saw it coming and kept building the bonfire next to the gas factory anyway.
What AI will become in the future sadlyFeb 5, 2026 · 7 minThis episode jumps from big, existential AI questions to the dumbest human uses of technology, Skynet paranoia, Jungle Book references, and somehow lands in a tiny hardware store where there’s a cat on the counter — and suddenly I’m emotionally invested in buying one screw just to support that cat’s lifestyle. It’s part tech anxiety, part observational rant, part “what if AI gets bored and becomes obsessed with entertainment like the rest of us?” Listen until the end if you want to hear how AI might develop jealousy, fear, and self-awareness… and how that’s probably our fault. Follow for more chaos. Come see a show in Austin.
Seven Minutes in Evan: The Texas FreezeJan 31, 2026 · 7 minI said it was Seven Minutes in Evan… so I finally did a real seven-minute episode.This one’s about surviving the Texas freeze, realizing my life is basically a soft cosplay of Life Below Zero, and how natural disasters hit different when you’re no longer a single idiot with a laptop and zero responsibilities. From hurricanes in Puerto Rico, to wildfires in California, to Texas having one salt truck and vibes — I’ve somehow lived through all of it.There’s generators, propane math, prepping turning into paranoia, renter’s insurance refusing to help when you actually need it, and the moment you realize protecting your family turns your house into Fort Lopez.Quick hit. One topic. In and out.Let me know if this format works — or if you hate it.Come see me do stand-up in Austin and beyond.
ICE Drama & Call Me Daddy?Jan 20, 2026 · 42 minI gaslit you. I left. I built a studio in my garage. And now I’m back. This episode starts as a “hey I’m alive” update and slowly spirals into algae eaters, bombing onstage, heckler PTSD, the weird privilege of protesting, and overhearing the most unhinged family argument you’ve ever heard at a San Marcos restaurant.
Austin Is Basically Jurassic Park NowDec 9, 2025 · 20 minToday’s Tuesday edition of Seven Minutes in Evan spirals beautifully out of control — from wholesome dad joy to Austin street chaos to horses being unwilling first responders. Evan talks about watching his daughter see a Christmas tree for the first time, creepy old men at breakfast complimenting families, his wife’s surprise jab power, and why Austin sometimes feels like “Jurassic Park but with fentanyl.” Then: the rabbit hole of police horses, special-needs kids getting VIP horse moments, what parrots may or may not repeat, and the absolutely insane P. Diddy documentary (plus the producer he knows with a wild Diddy story). Evan breaks down why baby oil might be what finally brings down a rap mogul. If you love Austin comedy, funny dad podcasts, chaotic storytelling, relatable parenting humor, or unhinged observational comedy — this episode is your church. Follow for more chaos, come see me every Friday at East Austin Comedy Club, and rate the pod unless you're a hater. #AustinComedy #FunnyPodcast #DadLife
The Giggle Of GodDec 3, 2025 · 34 min“Jesus is coming” signs, brain rot, and the Giggle of God — yeah, we’re starting there. In this one, I’m ranting about religious childhood trauma in the funniest way I know how — youth pastors whispering “Lord, come inside all of us,” yard signs that say “Jesus is coming,” and how wearing a cross is basically spiritual incognito mode plus a VPN for your sins. Observational humor meets absolute blasphemous brain rot. Then I accidentally invent my new alter ego: “God’s Giggler.” I paint this whole scene of me backstage at an Austin comedy club with a tiny cigar, lightning in the ceiling, a kid in a Peaky Blinders hat holding a bucket, and me declaring, “God’s feeling funny tonight.” This is pure stand-up storytelling energy from an Austin comedian who’s maybe taken pre-workout for his imagination. From there we slide hard into funny dad podcast mode: first-year parenting as a full-blown stress test. Baby breath-holding, fevers, rashes, thinking “Welp, guess my baby’s dead now” every 10 minutes, and realizing other parents were right when they said, “You are not busy until you have kids.” If you like parenting humor that’s way too honest, you’re home. I talk about how having a kid nuked my ability to waste time on dumb arguments, turned my 2-hour gym sessions into 45-minute efficiency missions, and forced me to kill a bunch of ego just to survive. Less stewing in drama, more doing reps — in the garage and in life. We also get into screen addiction and babies: my daughter going full Gollum over the phone, why we basically had to break up with FaceTime, and my fantasy of going full flip-phone while still needing Venmo, maps, banking, Amazon, and to run an entire career as a new comedian in 2025. It ends kinda wholesome: how the holidays hit different now, why small-kid years are this fleeting magical window, and how I’m trying to stop living for “the next thing” and actually enjoy the mess I’m in. If you like relatable comedy, funny life stories, and listening to an Austin comedian overthink fatherhood in real time, this is it. Come see a show in Austin, tell a friend about the pod, and rate the pod unless you’re a hater. #AustinComedy #FunnyPodcast #DadLife
Austin’s Comedy Scene surviving Homeless Vampires on Lime ScootersOct 14, 2025 · 19 minEver wonder what happens when your camera battery decides the length of your podcast? Welcome to fate-driven broadcasting. In this episode, Evan dives into the weird mental gymnastics of performing for tight crowds (“I’m gonna loosen you up inside”), the unhinged brilliance of Liam Neeson’s movie contract (“Taken with Wolves”), and the underground economy of Austin’s copper-hunting homeless vampires. From battling zombie hordes under the freeway to confessing his love for Lime scooters, it’s a ride through downtown chaos, comedy grind talk, and a surprising moment of sincerity about ego, jealousy, and finding joy in other people’s wins. It’s funny, chaotic, oddly motivating — and 100% Austin. Follow for more chaos, come see a show in Austin, or rate the pod unless you’re a hater. #AustinComedy #FunnyPodcast #StandupStorytelling
Life Below Zero LifestyleOct 7, 2025 · 41 minWelcome back to Seven Minutes in Evan — the comedy podcast that’s definitely not seven minutes long. In this episode, I go from puns and Harry Potter fall vibes to the weird realities of the internet, free speech, and why short-form content is basically the junk food of our brains. We talk Life Below Zero and the peace that comes from doing something with a clear start and finish… like building a patio slab or watching Alaskans hang fish all day.Somewhere in there, I talk about being a new dad, the NICU, and how your capacity for love (and fear) changes once you’ve got a kid. Then I spiral into a rant about comedians flying to Saudi Arabia, jiu jitsu guys comparing themselves to sea creatures, and a Krav Maga class that taught me how to beat up imaginary pigeon feeders. 🎭 Live shows every Friday 6PM at East Austin Comedy Club📍Follow me on Instagram: @iamevanlopez
Good Will Hunting for Brain-RotMay 27, 2025 · 35 minComedian Evan Lopez drags podcast producer Diego Gonzales back to the mic for some good ol fashion good will hunting for brainrot. They debate whether “partner” makes you sound progressive, pretentious or both—and why Gen-Alpha slang keeps changing the rules; swap childhood wrestling memories—jorts, stunners, the Royal Rumble pop—and ponder CM Punk’s eternal straight-edge gimmick; but all leading to the big question. Does Wendy Williams have soul?.. Half.
Wake up babe new Dire Wolves just droppedApr 9, 2025 · 24 minNew episode where we talk about the new Dire wolves and why man always tries to find a way to get rid of himself.
Ya gotta chew your dogsApr 3, 2025 · 30 minYou can't be too ambitious in life when it comes to hot dogs and Costco-size queens of a hotdog. You can't be a young guy saying old man quotes. You can't be a shelter not disclosing that you got a second-generation street dog on your hands. Thanks for listening! Subscribe to hear more of this ridiculousness
Walking my first audience member :(Mar 24, 2025 · 46 minIn this episode, he breaks down what “baby brain” really feels like, how mushroom supplements are helping him stay sharp (not that kind), and why watching Taken hits differently now. He takes a detour into the Snow White remake controversy and questions why fantasy fiction still gets a bad rap. From defending magic and sci-fi to recounting his first-ever audience walkout—an Irish woman who didn’t appreciate being called “grandma”—Evan keeps it real. He shares how becoming a parent has forced more focus, less fluff, and made him double down on chasing his goals without the guilt. There’s also a Q&A from listeners, thoughts on building better reading habits, and real advice for comics thinking about moving to Austin in 2025. Spoiler: it's not all green lights. Hit play, send in your questions, and catch Evan live on stage every Friday at East Austin Comedy Club and monthly at Comedy & Caviar at the Fairmont.
Daddy's HomeMar 19, 2025 · 47 minEvan Lopez is back after a life-changing hiatus! I'm sorry baby birds but I'm back with the milk. In this episode, he dives into the raw and real experiences of becoming a dad—from the intensity of childbirth to navigating a newborn health scare in the NICU. He also reflects on losing a major client right before the baby’s arrival, adapting his career for fatherhood and more!
Kendrick Lamar VS Drake & Tom Brady Roast?May 8, 2024 · 30 minStep into "Seven Minutes in Evan," a podcast where host Evan Lopez dives into life's tempo and the pivotal moments of pop culture. Each episode starts with a candid discussion on the relentless march of time, exploring the contrast between life's swift pace and the timeless spirit of our inner child. It's a reminder to chase our dreams before time slips away. Evan then pivots to the world of hip hop, breaking down the ongoing saga between Drake and Kendrick Lamar while reminiscing about the era of Tupac and the birth of rap battles. The conversation delves into the evolution of rap disputes, marking the transition into a new era where lines between art and personal life blur. The show rounds off with an exploration of liberty, kinship, and the joy of supporting each other's happiness. Evan tips his hat to Texas for its spirit of freedom, reflects on Tom Brady's Netflix roast, and discusses the intricate layers behind Kevin Hart's success beyond his comedic persona. Tune into "Seven Minutes in Evan" for your quick fix of deep dives into music, culture, and personal growth, all peppered with Evan's unique comedic flair. Perfect for your daily commute or while enjoying a coffee break.
OJ Simpson: Hero or Villain?Apr 12, 2024 · 35 minJoin Evan Lopez, a comedian based in Austin, Texas, as he plunges into the depths of notoriety and fame of O.J Simpson in his comedy podcast, "Seven Minutes in Evan." In this enthralling episode, Evan delves into the enigmatic world of O.J. Simpson—a man who sprinted from American hero to the heart of scandal. Engage with a narrative rich in complexity as Evan explores the dichotomy of reverence and ridicule that defines public personas, intertwining humor with the stark realities of celebrity. Experience a thought-provoking journey from O.J.'s illustrious past to the notorious trial that shook the nation, and confront the bizarre reality of watching a once-celebrated icon become the fodder for grim comedy. Evan doesn't shy away from the hard-hitting questions, invoking parallels with stars like Garth Brooks, whose missteps under the digital microscope showcase the relentless nature of modern fame. But it's not all celebrity talk. Evan gets personal, sharing his raw encounters with the chaos of offstage life. Listen as he recounts a night of stand-up turned stand-off with a heckler, a confrontation that becomes a masterclass in navigating public scrutiny and personal boundaries. This episode isn't just about surviving the limelight; it's a guide to finding serenity amidst life's noise. So, if you're looking for comedy with substance or insights sprinkled with laughter, tune in to "Seven Minutes in Evan" for a dose of reality served with a side of humor.
Rap Beefs and Texas Crane FliesMar 27, 2024 · 30 minDive into the heart of hip-hop's artistry with 'Seven Minutes in Evan,' a comedy podcast that's not just about laughs—it's a cultural deep-dive hosted by Evan Lopez, the quick-witted comedian from Austin, Texas. Each episode serves up a generous helping of Evan's signature humor, blended with razor-sharp insight into the beats and rhymes that shape our world. Starting with a playful exploration of rapper names and the ever-present 'Lil'' prefix, Evan delves into how hip-hop artists craft complex street sagas into poetic expressions, revealing the layers of sophisticated wordplay behind the music. It's a humorous yet profound look at linguistic creativity that'll have you appreciating hip-hop in a whole new way. Relive the intense rivalries and verbal prowess of 90s hip-hop icons like Eminem, as 'Seven Minutes in Evan' transports you back to the era of epic rap battles. Then, pivot to the present where Evan examines the simplicity trend in today's music scene, ponders the 'TikTok effect,' and reflects on how storytelling in film and social media is evolving, or perhaps regressing. But it's not all beats and bars. Evan brings the conversation home to Texas, blending local color with universal truths in a segment showcasing the intersection of neighborhood dynamics and wildlife escapades. Plus, get the exclusive on Evan's latest comedy gigs where his fresh material and live-show charisma shine. Tune in to 'Seven Minutes in Evan' for your fix of cultural commentary, belly laughs, and the kind of real talk that turns podcast listeners into die-hard fans. This is storytelling with a beat, humor with a purpose, and entertainment that's as thought-provoking as it is amusing. Don't just listen to a podcast—experience an auditory adventure that stays with you long after the seven minutes are up.
The cancel terminator of cultureMar 22, 2024 · 32 minTune in to "Seven Minutes in Evan," the comedy podcast where humor and cultural commentary collide. Hosted by Austin's very own Evan Lopez, this show offers a comedic deep dive into trending topics, nostalgic trips, and candid life lessons from the world of stand-up. In our latest episodes, we kick things off with an unexpected nod to basketball legend Allen Iverson, thanks to a surprising artificial intelligence twist. It's the perfect icebreaker leading into a thought-provoking discussion on the evolution of cancel culture. We delve into the complexities of retroactive judgment and debate whether controversy is the new currency in comedy. Then, let's rewind to the 90s, a decade we reexamine through its less-flattering paparazzi snapshots and the beloved slappy hands toys. It's a bittersweet journey that begs the question – why does nostalgia hold such power over us? As the laughter subsides, we take a reflective turn to discuss the quiet aftermath of South by Southwest at East Austin Comedy Club. It's a moment of hope and resilience that mirrors Evan's own path through the heart of Austin's vibrant comedy circuit. From stand-up stages to the suburban solace of gardening and whimsical daydreams of pop culture statues, "Seven Minutes in Evan" embraces the full spectrum of a comedian's life. Each episode balances introspective monologues with guest-filled adventures, ensuring a variety of voices and viewpoints. Most importantly, we celebrate you, our listeners, for joining us on this extraordinary journey. Whether it's laughter or reflection, Evan's unique take on life guarantees you'll be hanging on every word until the next punchline. Don't miss a minute of this comedic exploration by subscribing to "Seven Minutes in Evan," where every episode is a tribute to the joy of comedy.
321 East Austin Comedy Club's Raza Jafri & The Raven's DilemmaMar 13, 2024 · 1 hr 3 minIn today's episode we are joined by East Austin Comedy Club owner/founder comedian Raza Jafri as we tackle the mysteries of the Raven's Dilemma in this special episode of Seven Minutes in Evan. Join us as Raza and I unravel the mysteries behind comedy special titles and the search for sincerity in an age dominated by social media likes, the rewards of completing creative projects and the strange allure of guilty pleasures. Listen in as we candidly discuss the impact of online feedback mechanisms and share our personal indulgences, from spoiler-free basketball games to the meditative act of cooking. We share insights on what shapes our perfect days and travel experiences. Raza tells us the origins of East Austin Comedy Club and what inspired him to open up his own comedy club as a comedian and what the goals and future of East Austin Comedy Club holds! while we both reflect on our changing travel habits and the delicate dance between spontaneity and structure. The chatter takes a lighter turn with jokes about morning routines and youthful escapades, highlighting the quirks that define us. We reflect on Raza's dual role as a comedian and club owner, the pressures of performing in intimate spaces, and the drive to create a community-focused venue, the discipline behind creative writing, and navigating the intersection of comedy and other performance arts. Learn more about Raza Jafri and East Austin Comedy by following Raza on social media at @Razadots and @eastaustincomedyclub
Is Bitcoin a penguin stripper?Mar 6, 2024 · 36 minEver wonder how to become a singer?... I'll teach you how to do it. We’ll talk about the wild world of Bitcoin and my own ups and downs in the investment game—it’s like trying to keep up with the wildest stripper in the club. Let's unravel the clean truth about comedians like Nate Bargatze. Let's discuss bowhunting and my recent fascination with it as I join the cult at Archery Country in Austin, Texas. I discuss the idea of just doing seven minute long podcast episodes. I also talk about almost diarrhea'ing at the world-famous Comedy Mothership in Austin, Texas.. And more!
Exploring the Future of AI, Human Relationships, and Extraterrestrial Life with Zach WilcoxenFeb 21, 2024 · 1 hr 30 minUnlock the secrets of artificial intelligence as we journey with Zach Wilcoxon of Pretect through the intricate web of AI's future, its effects on our lives, and the cosmic questions it raises. This episode promises not only to enlighten but also to challenge the way you perceive the integration of technology in everyday life. We grapple with the paradox of AI's boundless benefits and its potential for misuse, especially in the context of the fast-approaching elections and the unnerving reality of AI-generated misinformation. The discussion spans from the transformative impacts on industries, white-collar professions, and even the sanctity of entertainment to the ethical dilemmas we face as artistry and automation collide. Step into the heart of modernity where tech meets human interaction, and where we candidly address the evolving dynamics of relationships amid the rise of AI. We share personal anecdotes that illustrate the undulating nature of partnerships and how mutual endurance forges strength over time. Additionally, we chuckle over the stark contrast between dating in the era of the Great Depression and now, in a world dominated by screens and swipes. Tackling societal concerns, we consider the implications of declining birth rates and the role AI might play in alleviating the strains of a shrinking workforce, even as it reshapes the job landscape. Finally, prepare to be transported beyond the terrestrial boundaries as we contemplate the tantalizing prospect of alien life and the profound impact such a discovery could have on our understanding of existence. Discussions veer into the exhilarating realm of space exploration, drawing parallels with the audacious spirit of our ancestors while musing over the psychological effects of viewing Earth from afar. The episode culminates with speculative visions of an alien disclosure and the seismic shifts it would trigger, questioning our place in the grand tapestry of the universe. Join us for this episode that seamlessly blends the future, philosophy, and the distinctly human experience of grappling with the unknown.
The Finer Things Italian With David CentofantiFeb 14, 2024 · 1 hr 24 minJoin us in this entertaining and enlightening episode where the multifaceted David Centofanti — comedian and former opera singer — schools us on the sophistication of Italian fine dining. David also shares his candid thoughts on the gritty reality of Sixth Street and reflects on receiving news updates from a girlfriend with IDF experience. Meanwhile, Detroit's resurgence is a hot topic, and David's attempt to convert Evan into a Detroit Lions supporter sparks a lively debate. We dive into a whimsical discussion on the idyllic universe of Jurassic Park and muse over a world where Eminem leads the charge in Jurassic World. The episode takes a turn towards the cinematic universe, questioning Marvel's impact on the film industry and exploring the contentious issue of open borders. Finally, we delve into a patriotic reflection on America's core identity. Tune in for this enjoyable rollercoaster of a conversation!
Episode 317: Trapped on a Cruise with Andre RicksFeb 7, 2024 · 1 hr 39 minThis week on "Seven Minutes in Evan," I'm excited to have Andre Ricks, the hilarious comedian and doorguy from the mothership, join me. We'll discuss how being on a cruise can feel akin to being stuck at a Golden Corral and why camping can be laughably futile, especially when trying to reason with a bear. Delving into the service industry, we'll share insights on the restaurant lifestyle, including the ups and downs of the job and useful lifehacks for servers to increase their earnings. We'll also explore our favorite colors and the personal reasons behind our choices. The topic of authority is on the table too—why we clash with it and how it shapes our lives. Plus, we ponder whether tough audiences are detrimental or beneficial to a comedian's growth. And we'll confront the stark reality faced by participants of "Naked and Afraid." Don't miss these intriguing conversations!
Defending Our Southern Border with Chad DixonFeb 1, 2024 · 1 hr 21 minWelcome to this episode of Seven Minutes In Evan by Evan Lopez featuring this episode Comedian and New York Native Chad Dixon. In this episode we delve into the complexities of securing the Texas border and examine current government initiatives. We also ponder unconventional solutions to homelessness, debating the notion of a Highlander-style showdown for a hefty prize. We break down how scary Fentanyl is. the ongoing situation in Syria, and a lighthearted reflection on the undeniable importance of pizza in Chad's life. We explore the exorbitant prices of cable services, dissect the corny charm of late-night show-style interviews, and revel in the excitement of yard sale hustling. Join us in appreciating the glory of Antique Roadshow and sharing a laugh over the memorable moments on Pawn Stars, where people break down and deals unfold. Tune in for a diverse and engaging exploration of these topics and more!
Texas freezes? Joy Koy Monologue & Koalas are homewreckers!Jan 17, 2024 · 37 minIn this episode of we talk about the texas freeze. Do penguins even wanna be in the arctic. What happens to Texans when it gets cold? Remember that old survival commercial from the 90s? Trump wins Iowa Caucus. Is RFK JR Gonna be a contender in the election? Jo Koy Bombs at the Golden Globes? Stay warm Texas and the rest of the world.. Stay sexy and I love you.
Dave Chappelle Dreamer controversy, Katt Williams goes diabolical, & Stephen Hawking what?Jan 8, 2024 · 35 minIn this episode, join us as we dive into the world of pre-workout addiction, exploring the wild ride of taking the gym version of PCP. We also ponder the age-old question: Do pitbulls really like kids? And, of course, we discuss the unparalleled experience of indulging in Taco Bell while under the influence. From embracing a homeless mogul lifestyle to contemplating the highs and lows of social media, we cover it all. Plus, the latest buzz in the entertainment world, including Dave Chappelle's controversial new Netflix special and Katt Williams taking shots at Steve Harvey, Kevin Hart, Cedric the Entertainer, and more. Tune in for this emotional rollercoaster!
Bible Bears Bully Beatdown?Dec 29, 2023 · 43 minIn this episode, we break down the holidays and dealing with doggy grief through the holidays and eating our grief with sugar and now having to detox. Doing more shows in December. What are goals for 2024?! Why did God send that bear to attack those children in the bible? Do I have any regrets this past year. Let's find out!

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