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The Book Lisp with Jon Ryan & Sarah Colonna
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- Hen Don’tNov 2, 2026 · 42 minIt’s week 1 of your November Book Lisp. With no spoilers until week 4, Jon and Sarah discuss topics inspired by this month’s read, “One of the Girls” by Lucy Clarke.
Jon starts us off with a Christmas decorating update. Then, are you ever too old for a bachelorette party? Jon knows if a marriage will survive based on one key detail. Let your friends spoil you when they want to, and much more. Enjoy!
- “The Passenger” by Daniel Hurst Full ReviewOct 26, 2026 · 45 minIt's Week 4 of your October Book Lisp, which means it’s time for Jon and Sarah to discuss their thoughts on this month's read, “The Passenger” by Daniel Hurst.
Should Amanda have let them take the money and run? People need to pay more attention on trains. Maybe it’s time for Louise to get a job. Sarah thought this one was a page turner. Plus many more thoughts. Enjoy!
- Saved By The DoorbellOct 19, 2026 · 46 minIt's Week 3 of your October Book Lisp. With no spoilers until week 4, Jon and Sarah discuss topics inspired by this month's read, “The Passenger” by Daniel Hurst.
Jon starts off with a classic Jon Ryan rant. Have you ever had a bad feeling about a stranger? Jon & Sarah talk about the time they were being followed Would you help a stranger in distress? Plus, Jon shares a time he stepped in-and the awkwardness that followed. Enjoy!
- Jon 4.0Oct 12, 2026 · 44 minIt's Week 2 of your October Book Lisp. With no spoilers until week 4, Jon and Sarah discuss topics inspired by this month's read, “The Passenger” by Daniel Hurst.
Jon shares some sweet memories about his grandma. Would you want an 8 year old to cook for you? We both had some weird hangouts in High School. Jon goes on a wild rant about Grade Point Average. Plus, boneless wings, gut instincts and more. Enjoy!
- Check YourselfOct 5, 2026 · 43 minIt's Week 1 of your October Book Lisp. With no spoilers until week 4, Jon and Sarah discuss topics inspired by this month's read, “The Passenger” by Daniel Hurst.
People can really ruin a train ride. When was the last time you wrote a check in a store? Sarah’s Mom didn’t let her have a backup plan. Plus, Sarah keeps forgetting what Jon’s car looks like, Jon and Sarah both talk about friends who never gave up, and much more. Enjoy!
- “The Paper Palace” Full DiscussionSep 28, 2026 · 51 minIt's Week 4 of your September Book Lisp, which means it’s time for Jon and Sarah to discuss this month's read, “The Paper Palace” by Miranda Cowley Heller.
Jon and Sarah discuss timelines, life choices and if there were a couple too many characters. Jon had a different take on the ending than Sarah did. Should Leo have been absolved sooner? Was Jonas always more mature than his age? Plus, jellyfish, carrots, urban myths and much more. Enjoy!
- Uno for DosSep 21, 2026 · 42 minIt's Week 3 of your September Book Lisp. With no spoilers until week 4, Jon and Sarah discuss topics inspired by this month's read, “The Paper Palace” by Miranda Cowley Heller.
Sarah has a new plan for Friday nights with Jon. Did you play board games with your family? Malls used to be where the action was. Plus, what’s your Desert Island food, raccoons are taunting Jon, and more. Enjoy!
- Hidy TidySep 14, 2026 · 42 minIt's Week 2 of your September Book Lisp. With no spoilers until week 4, Jon and Sarah discuss topics inspired by this month's read, “The Paper Palace” by Miranda Cowley Heller.
Jon and Sarah discuss fantasy second homes, childhood versus adult vacations, & Jon’s confusing Canadian-isms. Plus, territorial cats, heat waves, FIBs and more. Enjoy!
- Sir, This is a Chili’sSep 7, 2026 · 42 minIt's Week 1 of your September Book Lisp. With no spoilers until week 4, Jon and Sarah discuss topics inspired by this month's read, “The Paper Palace” by Miranda Cowley Heller.
Jon and Sarah discuss what life might’ve been like had they married their high school sweetheart. Is “24” the best TV show of all time? Nobody did reality TV like Bret Michaels. Plus, Jon reveals his Chili’s secret, and much more. Enjoy!
- Author Interview: Nan Fischer/Cleo BallardAug 31, 2026 · 43 minIt’s week 5 of your August Book Lisp, which means it’s a bonus Monday, so we have a fun author interview for you today.
Jon and Sarah sit down with author Nan Fischer to discuss her work, including her first book, “This is a Lie,” under pseudonym Cleo Ballard. Nan opens up about her process, how she comes up with her book ideas, what it’s like to branch out into various genres and so much more. This is a great one. Enjoy!
- “Gray After Dark” Full DiscussionAug 24, 2026 · 51 minIt's Week 4 of your August Book Lisp, which means it’s time for Jon & Sarah to discuss this month's read, “Gray After Dark” by Noelle Ihli.
Jon and Sarah dive into all their thoughts on this intense thriller. Wes got a raw deal. Sarah was yelling at her book for someone to turn around. Some Olympic sports are very obscure. Plus, when someone starts to tell you about a person’s disappearance, let them finish. And much more. Enjoy!
- Come Through My WindowAug 17, 2026 · 45 minIt's Week 3 of your August Book Lisp. With no spoilers until week 4, Jon and Sarah discuss topics inspired by this month's read, “Gray After Dark” by Noelle Ihli.
Jon reveals what’s in his notes app (a lot). Sarah might have been responsible for getting her sister in trouble. It’s never good when the land line rings. Plus, why are cabins in books only ever creepy or romantic, and much more. Enjoy!
- Kindle JennerAug 10, 2026 · 46 minIt's Week 2 of your August Book Lisp. With no spoilers until week 4, Jon and Sarah discuss topics inspired by this month's read, “Gray After Dark” by Noelle Ihli.
The new Burning Man documentary seals Jon’s stance on ever going. Influencers need to chill. Jon’s paper route was complicated. Sarah has a crazy irrational fear, and much more. Enjoy!
- What’s in the Bag?Aug 3, 2026 · 45 minIt's Week 1 of your August Book Lisp. With no spoilers until week 4, Jon and Sarah discuss topics inspired by this month's read, “Gray After Dark” by Noelle Ihli.
Jon & Sarah discuss doomsday prepping, what is (or isn’t) in their “go” bags, and one thing Sarah wouldn’t do to survive. Plus, cool it with the espresso martinis, mimosas don’t go well with steak, & Jon surprises Sarah with the first ever Book Lisp game.
- “Summer Sisters” Full DiscussionJul 27, 2026 · 49 minIt's Week 4 of your July Book Lisp, which means it’s time for Jon & Sarah to discuss this month's read, “Summer Sisters” by Judy Blume.
Jon & Sarah dive into their thoughts on this deep summer read. Is Caitlin a bad friend? Does Vix feel indebted to Caitlin or does she just “get” her? The ending leaves us guessing. Sarah surprises Jon with her rating. And much, much more on this one. Enjoy!
- Don’t Look BackJul 20, 2026 · 48 minIt's Week 3 of your July Book Lisp. With no spoilers until week 4, Jon and Sarah discuss topics inspired by this month's read, “Summer Sisters” by Judy Blume.
Jon & Sarah discuss what advice they’d give their younger selves (maybe none?). Have you ever had to break up with a friend? Please don’t burp loudly in public. Friday was Thor’s family night out, and more. Enjoy!
- Don’t CaveJul 13, 2026 · 42 minIt's Week 2 of your July Book Lisp. With no spoilers until week 4, Jon and Sarah discuss topics inspired by this month's read, “Summer Sisters” by Judy Blume.
Jon and Sarah discuss summer jobs - and how to do the very least at them, but still shine. Don’t go first into a cave. Be kind to your dry cleaners. Plus, Jon (or AI) wrote a song for Sarah, and so much more. Enjoy!
- Summer Lovin’Jul 6, 2026 · 43 minIt's Week 1 of your July Book Lisp. With no spoilers until week 4, Jon and Sarah discuss topics inspired by this month's read, “Summer Sisters” by Judy Blume.
Jon and Sarah discuss summer memories, high school vs college friendships, where they spent holidays as kids, and much more. A fun and nostalgic episode. Enjoy!
- United and IgnitedJun 29, 2026 · 29 minIt’s week 5 of your June Book Lisp -since it’s one of those months with 5 Mondays, you get a bonus, random episode.
Jon rants about the beauty of the World Cup and has a word for the nay sayers. What does he believe is bringing us all together? Plus, a golf tournament recap, an upcoming vacation, the August book announcement and more.
- “Kill For Me, Kill For You” Full DiscussionJun 22, 2026 · 50 minIt's Week 4 of your June Book Lisp, which means it’s time for Jon & Sarah to discuss this month's read, “Kill for Me, Kill for You” by Steve Cavanagh.
Jon & Sarah discuss the many twists that made this book so fun to read. Jon picked up on a couple hints that Sarah missed. Is Amanda unhinged, justified, or both? Should she feel peace at the end? Jon shocks Sarah with his rating. Plus, we find out the UK version had a different twist, and much more. Enjoy!
- Seeking RevengeanceJun 15, 2026 · 46 minIt's Week 3 of your June Book Lisp. With no spoilers until week 4, Jon and Sarah discuss topics inspired by this month's read, “Kill for Me, Kill for You” by Steve Cavanagh.
Jon & Sarah discuss judging other people’s drink choices, whether the thought of revenge is more fun than the act of it, and their inability to tell a kid’s age. Plus, Sarah can hold a grudge, Jon’s friend can’t hold his liquor, and more. Enjoy!
- No Rain on Jon’s ParadeJun 8, 2026 · 46 minIt's Week 2 of your June Book Lisp. With no spoilers until week 4, Jon and Sarah discuss topics inspired by this month's read, “Kill for Me, Kill for You” by Steve Cavanagh.
Is it riskier to visit an ATM at 2 am or keep your money in a sock? Are “blackout Wednesdays” still a thing? Sarah was in a Parade with Bill Clinton, but Jon was in a bigger Parade, plus so much more. Enjoy!
- Head on a SwivelJun 1, 2026 · 43 minIt's Week 1 of your June Book Lisp. With no spoilers until week 4, Jon and Sarah discuss topics inspired by this month's read, “Kill for Me, Kill for You” by Steve Cavanagh.
Jon and Sarah discuss thankless but tough jobs, Sarah’s future as a stop sign patrol woman, paying attention in public, Jon’s undercover friend, and much more. Enjoy!
- “Summer Romance” by Annabel MonaghanMay 25, 2026 · 50 minIt's Week 4 of your May Book Lisp, which means it’s time for Jon and Sarah to discuss this month's read, “Summer Romance” by Annabel Monaghan.
Jon & Sarah dive into the big topics of this summer’s read- long distance relationships, shaking your small town persona, children of divorce, and Jon takes an unexpected emotional turn. So much to unpack, this one ended up heavier than we expected. Enjoy!
- He is a Skater BoyMay 18, 2026 · 44 minIt's Week 3 of your May Book Lisp. With no spoilers until week 4, Jon and Sarah discuss topics inspired by this month's read, “Summer Romance” by Annabel Monaghan.
Jon and Sarah discuss adults with seemingly “childish” hobbies. Can Sarah start collecting stamps again? Did Avril Lavigne get ideas from Toby Keith? Will anyone ever pay Jon the money they owe him? And so much more. This one went off the rails. Enjoy!
- JonMaxxingMay 11, 2026 · 45 minIt's Week 2 of your May Book Lisp. With no spoilers until week 4, Jon and Sarah discuss topics inspired by this month's read, “Summer Romance” by Annabel Monaghan.
Sarah stopped making the bed when Jon upstaged her with his skills. Jon has a secret junk drawer & Sarah has some embarrassing free gifts she needs to dispose of. Plus, Instagram algorithms, should Jon be a Looksmaxxing Influencer, and more. Enjoy!
- Recipe for DisasterMay 4, 2026 · 44 minIt's Week 1 of your May Book Lisp. With no spoilers until week 4, Jon and Sarah discuss topics inspired by this month's read, “Summer Romance” by Annabel Monaghan.
Jon surprises us all with his current “Christmas” read gone dirty. Why are grief milestones so hard? Sarah’s parents had some serious secret recipes. Plus, salt and pepper shaker boobies, roast beef spread, and more. Enjoy!
- “Little Secret by Jennifer Hiller Full DiscussionApr 27, 2026 · 50 minIt's Week 4 of your April Book Lisp, which means it’s time for Jon and Sarah to discuss this month's read, “Little Secrets” by Jennifer Hillier.
Jon & Sarah give all their thoughts on this month’s twisty read. Did Marin go too far or not far enough? What was Sal’s end game? Derek was kind of a jerk. Plus, Sarah isn’t giving her Louboutins to anyone, laundromats need alcohol, and much more. Enjoy!
- Discount ChickenApr 20, 2026 · 45 minIt's Week 3 of your April Book Lisp. With no spoilers until week 4, Jon and Sarah discuss topics inspired by this month's read, “Little Secrets” by Jennifer Hillier.
Sarah’s mom wrote a letter to Showtime (they didn’t answer). She also wrote one to Leno (he did answer). Jon tells a sweet story - and gets a little choked up. Plus, discount chicken, accidental wine clubs, and more. Enjoy!
- Date on the LineApr 13, 2026 · 45 minIt's Week 2 of your April Book Lisp. With no spoilers until week 4, Jon and Sarah discuss topics inspired by this month's read, “Little Secrets” by Jennifer Hillier.
Jon tries to help mend a broken heart and has a few Seattle updates. Nobody needs to be in group texts. Would you use the shadow app? Plus, don’t get on the dinghy, put up the cameras if your wife doesn’t have good balance, and much more. Enjoy!
- Walk This WayApr 6, 2026 · 44 minIt's Week 1 of your April Book Lisp. With no spoilers until week 4, Jon and Sarah discuss topics inspired by this month's read, “Little Secrets” by Jennifer Hillier.
Jon shares a ridiculous story about Sarah and a trapeze, and Sarah remembers Jon’s worst (or best?) McDonald’s moment. Plus, are Mall Santas still a thing, the Easter Bunny is creepy, Sarah and Jon want to be airport patrol, and much more. Enjoy!
- “One Day” by David Nicholls - Full DiscussionMar 23, 2026 · 51 minIt's Week 4 your March Book Lisp, which means it’s time for Jon and Sarah to discuss this month's read, “One Day” by David Nicholls.
Jon and Sarah discuss all their thoughts on “One Day.” Emma’s fate reminds Sarah of a certain movie. Jon defends the page length. Sarah discusses perspective shifts and “padding.” It wouldn’t be an episode of the Book Lisp without a creepy Jon laugh. Plus, so much more. Enjoy!
- It Was All a DreamMar 16, 2026 · 47 minIt's Week 3 of your March Book Lisp. With no spoilers until week 4, Jon and Sarah discuss topics inspired by this month's read, “One Day” by David Nicholls.
Jon & Sarah discuss supportive parents, who not to overshare with, and lazy but riveting Soap Opera plot lines. Plus - who did shoot J.R, Sarah’s previous fantasy job and more. Enjoy!
- Giggles & JigglesMar 9, 2026 · 43 minIt's Week 2 of your March Book Lisp. With no spoilers until week 4, Jon and Sarah discuss topics inspired by this month's read, “One Day” by David Nicholls.
Geographically challenged moments. Ridiculous names for comedy clubs. How Jon found new friends without being a creep, and much more. Enjoy!
- Day What?Mar 2, 2026 · 43 minIt's Week 1 of your March Book Lisp. With no spoilers until week 4, Jon and Sarah discuss topics inspired by this month's read, “One Day” by David Nicholls.
Jon & Sarah discuss how small decisions can shape your life, PI reality shows, & more. Plus, Jon tries to explain a “One Day,” concept to Sarah that apparently she will never understand. Enjoy!
- “Look Closer” by David Ellis - Full DiscussionFeb 23, 2026 · 46 minIt's Week 4 your February Book Lisp, which means it’s time for Jon and Sarah to discuss this month's read, “Look Closer” by David Ellis.
Jon & Sarah unpack all the twists and turns of this month’s page turner. Is it weird to root for a character who does so much wrong? Nobody plays the long game like Simon. Could there be a chance for him & Vicky? Plus, be careful what you wear on Halloween - and more. Enjoy!
- Super Bowl, Backhanded Compliments & Vodka ShortagesFeb 16, 2026 · 47 minIt's Week 3 of your February Book Lisp. With no spoilers until week 4, Jon and Sarah discuss topics inspired by this month's read, “Look Closer” by David Ellis.
Jon and Sarah start with a recap of their Super Bowl weekend: teammates catching up, someone forgot where their event was, and Ketel One forgot the game would be busy. Then, was that a backhanded compliment or a flat out insult? Don’t tell Jon he looks like that one guy, and much more. Enjoy!
- Red Flag On The PlayFeb 9, 2026 · 44 minIt's Week 2 of your February Book Lisp. With no spoilers until week 4, Jon and Sarah discuss topics inspired by this month's read, “Look Closer” by David Ellis. Is Halloween the best day to commit a crime? Plus, the safest Holiday, a tough gig for a magician, and so much more. Enjoy!
- Don’t You Know?Feb 2, 2026 · 47 minIt's Week 1 of your February Book Lisp. With no spoilers until week 4, Jon and Sarah discuss topics inspired by this month's read, “Look Closer” by David Ellis.
With the book set in Chicago, Jon & Sarah have a lot to say about many fun times spent in that city, and for Jon - a not so fond memory of his worst football game ever. Then, how badly can you misread a situation? What do you think you know that you don’t know, and can you admit when you’re wrong? Plus, so much more. Enjoy!
- “Summer Island” by Kristin Hannah - Full DiscussionJan 26, 2026 · 48 minIt's Week 4 of your January Book Lisp, which means it’s time for Jon & Sarah to discuss this month's read, “Summer Island” by Kristin Hannah.
Jon & Sarah share all their thoughts on “Summer Island.” Ruby was frustrating, Dean really hit the gas on marriage, and Nora had lots of layers. Plus, do people who give advice always have to be perfect? What did we learn from Eric? And much more. Enjoy!
- The Joke is Not on YouJan 19, 2026 · 50 minIt's Week 3 of your January Book Lisp. With no spoilers until week 4, Jon and Sarah discuss topics inspired by this month's read, “Summer Island” by Kristin Hannah.
From late night talk shows, to sitcoms - and everything in between, Jon and Sarah discuss the ups and downs of stand-up comedy. Plus, you don’t need to be the class clown to be funny, don’t try your bits on them at a party, what is your happy place, and much more. Enjoy!
- The Thought Still CountsJan 12, 2026 · 46 minIt's Week 2 of your January Book Lisp. With no spoilers until week 4, Jon and Sarah discuss topics inspired by this month's read, “Summer Island” by Kristin Hannah.
Jon and Sarah discuss the novelty of handwritten notes, and Sarah reveals she loves a wacky Greeting Card. How much has radio changed over the years? Plus, the pressure to “make it” by a certain age, family members who come through in the hard times, and much more. Enjoy!
- Side Hustle and Comedy BustleJan 5, 2026 · 42 minIt's Week 1 of your January Book Lisp. With no spoilers until week 4, Jon & Sarah discuss topics inspired by this month's read, “Summer Island” by Kristin Hannah.
Jon and Sarah discuss the random side hustles they had while trying to make it in their careers. Sarah shares some of the worst open mics she ever did. Are one way tickets to LA a good idea? And much more. Enjoy!
- “Christmas Presents” by Lisa Unger Full DiscussionDec 29, 2025 · 45 minIt’s week 5 of your December Book Lisp and with last week off for the Holidays, it’s time for Jon & Sarah to discuss “Christmas Presents” by Lisa Unger.
Jon and Sarah ponder if Harley was good guy - and if he was actually helpful. Should Badger have copped to giving the gifts sooner? Plus, Sarah loved the “page turner” style of writing, Jon’s dad had a solid way of making kids respect his home, and much more. Enjoy!
- Happy Holidays!Dec 22, 2025 · 1 minFull Review for “Christmas Presents” by Lisa Unger is coming 12/29!
- Do Tell MamaDec 15, 2025 · 48 minIt's Week 3 of your December Book Lisp. With no book spoilers until week 4, Jon & Sarah discuss topics inspired by this month's read, “Christmas Presents” by Lisa Unger.
Jon reveals his Holiday listening stations & Sarah feels seen about “foil embossed” book covers. Plus, the stigma of Strip Clubs, trusting your gut when it comes to your friend’s new “friend,” what you should not “tell mama,” and much more. Enjoy!
- Prime Time CrimeDec 8, 2025 · 48 minIt's Week 2 of your December Book Lisp. With no book spoilers until week 4, Jon & Sarah discuss topics inspired by this month's read, “Christmas Presents” by Lisa Unger.
Jon and Sarah discuss ethics of True Crime podcasting & how people sometimes forget about the victims. Plus, small town nosiness, Jon’s exhausted form being retired, would he be star struck if he met Elin? And more. Enjoy!
- It’s all in the PresentationDec 1, 2025 · 47 minIt's Week 1 of your December Book Lisp. With no book spoilers until week 4, Jon & Sarah discuss topics inspired by this month's read, “Christmas Presents” by Lisa Unger.
Believing in Santa, pride in gift wrapping (and bed making). Plus, Jon misses the good old days of free swag, Sarah recalls a winter trip with her fellow WAGs and much more. Enjoy!
- “Twelve Days of Christmas” Full DiscussionNov 24, 2025 · 50 minIt's Week 4 of your November Book Lisp. which means it’s time for Jon & Sarah to discuss this month's read, “Twelve Days of Christmas” by Debbie Macomber.
Sarah and Jon discuss how “Twelve Days of Christmas” is the Hallmark movie of books. Was Cain justified in feeling betrayed? Did Bernie ditch his grandson too quickly? Was Julia a tad annoying? Plus, a random packaged chicken soup rant & much more. Enjoy!
- Table For Who?Nov 17, 2025 · 46 minIt's Week 3 of your November Book Lisp. With no book spoilers until week 4, Jon & Sarah discuss topics inspired by this month's read, “Twelve Days of Christmas” by Debbie Macomber.
Jon starts off with important Christmas decorating updates, then we are all over the map. Snowed in with Crown Royal during a Seahawks game. Making dinner reservations using someone else’s name. Don’t turn down nice gestures, watch your White Russian intake, favorite Holiday songs & more. Enjoy!
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