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101 - A Crossover Episode, Hell Yeah!Mar 15, 2023 · 1 hr 1 minDisclaimer: The following is a work of fiction. The individuals depicted are actors using props in a work of parody and it is not indicative of them as people. It may contain inappropriate language and content that may be insensitive and offensive to some. The Ponch Cast is back! After a short hiatus we have a new crossover episode with comedians PJ (host of the podcast Hell Yeah) and Michael Aguilera (host of The Night Shift Mic). This is a special episode where we filmed on location at A-1 Hop Shop after their weekly comedy night. We talk about criminal organizations having to apologize, returning el envase in Mexico, getting dosed by your manicurist, a little person falling asleep during comedy, some upcoming shows (Ponch is opening for Ralph Barbosa @ Laughs Comedy Club April 14 & 15), the best Philly cheese in seattle, and much more!- Green Means GoOct 20, 2022 · 1 hr 13 minPonch and Greg talk about how to run an open-mic, they talk trash about some people and even name names. Also I (Greg) recently learned I've been mispronouncing two comic's names, and this was recorded before I learned that, so this one is grandfathered in.
- Stupid Hair PodSep 23, 2022 · 41 minYou won't be able to see it on the audio version, but our hair looks stupid. Also I (Greg) recently learned I've been mispronouncing two comic's names, and this was recorded before I learned that, so this one is grandfathered in.
Wassup Ponchahoes and Ponchahettes, we are back with another banger of an episode. We talk about Greg's stupid hair and the roast battle between he and Ponch. Greg also talks about hosting at Towne Pub on Oct. 13, trying to impress black people and Jordan Peele's Candyman. Oh and we talk about House of The Dragon and SPOILER Game of Thrones. #saytheirnames #candyman #houseofthedragon #gameofthrones
- LeBron vs UndertakerSep 13, 2022 · 44 minGreg and Ponch talk about guys who sit down to pee, peeing on the toilet seat out of spite, rehabilitating the pitbull that is Tito Ortiz and making fun of animals to make ourselves feel better! We also talk about how talented Jamie Foxx is! How he should do a musical where he plays Donald Trump in the WWE universe while playing the piano and who would win in a fight, the Undertaker or LeBron? Also RIP Teddy Ray. #jamiefoxx #donaldtrump #hellinacell #lebronjames #undertaker #dontbullymybreed #titoortiz #brendanschaub #huntingtonbeachbadboy #calcutta #teddyray
- Comedy Coach(Ponch)Sep 9, 2022 · 1 hr 14 minThe Ponch Cast boys are back with a special guest, Francisco B. Francisco is an animator, Mexican, comedian, husband and father based out of Everett who is moving to Detroit! We had to have him on the pod before he leaves and gives up this delusion. We talk about accidently stealing jokes from other comics. I give everyone who wants to listen some advice about how to suck less at comedy while ironically also sucking at it myself. #STANDUP #COMEDYCOACH
- Lizard BrainJul 29, 2022 · 1 hr 24 minPonch and Greg talk about your lizard brain instincts, what to do when someone is drowning, how Greg only cares about himself, and finally, we do a cool "noir style" scene. Shout out to Troy McClure and Phil Hartman.
- The Steve Cast 2 (The Reckoning)Jul 24, 2022 · 1 hr 7 minI'm back in LA with Steve! After getting bumped from "Shootin' It" for a better guest, we recorded this episode as a consolation prize. Steve and Ponch talk about his dad getting Covid, and Greg's stand-up(which apparently Steve likes.) Julie also makes an appearance as young Jamie.
- In-N-OutJun 29, 2022 · 50 minWe have another guest! Comedian/fellow Mexican Michael Aguilera joins The Ponch Cast to discuss whatever, while drinking White Claws and Titos. We talk about going to In-N-Out during lent, doing stand-up, warehouse work, meth on your lunch breaks and much more.
- 50lbs LaterJun 19, 2022 · 30 minSeason 3 begins! We're back like a pimple! This time from a new studio where fans got to see us live as we filmed our episode! We talk about Ponch gaining some weight, Greg hosting a new open-mic and much more stuff that will change your life!
- AAPI MonthJun 10, 2022 · 48 minThe last Ponch Cast at our old studio!! We talk about the work ethic of today's youth. We shoutout AAPI month and Mark Wahlberg's blind justice. Greg has a fascination/fetish with people with autism which makes us wonder where he lies on the spectrum. Speaking of autism, we also talk about Elon Musk allegedly being a sexual space pioneer.
- How High(or What I Want for My Funeral)Jun 6, 2022 · 40 minPonch and Greg are at it again and this time Greg is even less funny than ever before! Watch and listen as we disguss watching Dr. Strange but don't go because we never get "strange". We also talk about in the likely event of Ponch dying, he wants to be made weed and smoked like in How High!
- Shake the SpearJun 1, 2022 · 30 minFresh off an open-mic at Ballard Bro's that Greg accidentally hosted. Listen as he describes how a case off mistaken identity almost leads to Greg being funny.
- MorbiusMay 31, 2022 · 26 minWe talk about the blogbussa Morbius. Great movie never saw it.
- April Fool's Day SpecialApr 2, 2022 · 15 minIn a first-time-ever Greg solo episode, your favorite co-host walks you through the history of the first April Fool's Day, and the first April Fool: Rensler van Rensler III.
EDIT: [SOME CONTENT WAS LOST DUE TO TECHNICAL ISSUES. SO THIS EPISODE WILL BE COMMERCIAL FREE!!!!!!]
- Writing Jokes 101Mar 13, 2022 · 1 hr 9 minWe missed a mic, so we have a good episode to compensate. We discuss what Disney buying Sony means for the Marvel Versus Capcom franchise, and other shit I'll write later when I listen to the episode.
- Pinky and the BrainFeb 25, 2022 · 49 min(I'll put this in not caplocks later) FRESH OFF ANOTHER PAIR OF HOT SETS OF STANDUP, IN THIS EPISODE, PONCH AND GREG TALK ABOUT WHAT IT MEANS TO BE A REDACT (SHOUTOUT ALL THE HOMELESS CATS), AND WE DISCUSS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN TRANSITIONING GENDERS AND RACE. We also apprehensively talk about the police, particularly Carl Winslow. WE ALSO REALIZE THAT WE ARE JUST PINKY AND THE BRAIN. Also I edited the warning too long. #SNARFF
- Same Old TurdsFeb 25, 2022 · 45 minA typical podcast, we discuss lots of things of merit that will change your lives forever.
- Santa GrapeFeb 8, 2022 · 34 minWe're back! This time with a short episode before we have to go do some stand-up. We talk about our experience doing stand-up at a comedy club. Greg invites hi "girlfriend" to his latest show, much to her displeasure. He also inexplicably thinks people should do the same kind of comedy? We also unfortunately talk about Santa R*** in this new segment we do where I read Greg's terrible comedy.
- The King's SpanishFeb 8, 2022 · 46 minIn this episode (that we also forgot to upload) we are joined by award-wining musical artist, Señor Cabron. We also butcher the the kings Spanish, we talk about The Wire if they were all mandated reporters. To be honest reviewing this episode to come up with an appropriate title I realize it may be one of our most offensive pods yet. So I apologize, and will reiterate that this is not indicative of who we are as people.
- Iron Bernie TysonFeb 4, 2022 · 2 hrAn older episode we had forgotten to upload until now, also the audio is kind of distorted. Mike Tyson and Donald Trump throw many hookers off the roof to see if they can fly, then Bernie Sanders and Mike Tyson fuse together to become Bernie Tyson.
- Aunt Eye ScienceFeb 1, 2022 · 39 minNew episode! We share shit stories and do terrible impressions of Woody Harrelson and Mathew McConoghey, but Ponch's Conor McGregor is pretty good though.
- Water Weed Dune Here?Jan 25, 2022 · 57 minTime for us to re-evaluate this pod. It sucks, how we can fix it?
- Short KingsJan 25, 2022 · 39 minI don't remember what this episode is about so it probably sucks.
- The Steve CastJan 23, 2022 · 1 hr 1 minSpecial Guest Steve is back! Although he was hosting, so I guess Ponch is back? No Greg this week because he is contractually obligated to not suck outside of Seattle.
- Greg's ShirtDec 16, 2021 · 39 minPonch is really hating on my old drip. I bought that with my rock. Also, be sure to check out the Ponch Cast's new Homeless Cat Project. #homelesscatproject. We're making sure these cats remain homeless.
- Yanksgiving Day!Dec 8, 2021 · 56 minOnly thing I’m thankful for? Masturbation. And MvC2 getting rollback net code. Other than that, fuck off with your "thanks" and your "giving." Absolute cuck shit.
- Hello JacksonvilleNov 16, 2021 · 29 minThe boys are back, after a hiatus, with an action packed episode after they saw Seahawks trounce the Jacksonville Jaguars live!
- Writing Session - Spitballin'(9/21/21)Sep 26, 2021 · 2 hr 1 minWe run through ideas for our variety show Spitballin' (soon to be made and on the air!)
- Afghan-I-SimpSep 5, 2021 · 1 hr 4 minI wanted to debut a new character this week(a guy who pronounces "piss" as "PEE-ass") but instead we argue about Afghanistan, break to go to the Comedy on Broadway open mic, then get back to it.
- CumstockAug 29, 2021 · 14 minA short one.
- Bill Burr BagginsAug 20, 2021 · 34 minSauron? I'm saur on my fucking ass. Take the ring yourself, pal.
- Greg's Stoopid HaircutAug 9, 2021 · 38 minWe talk a bunch of the usual shit; working at a grocery store, the Olympics, Coinstars that will give you Crypto(we're still not a financial pod though.)
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- It's OfficialJul 29, 2021 · 33 minPonch lookin' like Benicio Del Toro in this one, also debuting an impression of him. Greg talks about getting almost gunned down by a SWAT team on set, Ponch describes the process of building a brand, and Lil' Puppet drops by to give us the dirt.
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- Who Wears Short Shorts?Jul 26, 2021 · 16 minWe have a special guest tonight, and my shorts are too short for how fat I am.
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- Orgasmic JointJul 24, 2021 · 28 minWe do a short episode, Greg has an orgasm smoking some Diesel-Thai. We also talk about Terry Crew's starting his own cruise line and the critically-acclaimed Space Jam 2.
- Grape Shoe PolishJul 21, 2021 · 1 hr 30 minAlso, be sure to listen to The Ponch Cast on Spotify, Google Podcasts, RadioPublic, Pocket Casts, Anchor, and Breaker!
- Shout out to Shootin' ItJul 20, 2021 · 39 minWe have our first guest ever! We're joined by the boy Steve from the hit podcast, Shootin' It. We talk lift gates, the pod game, and what ever else is good. Be sure to check out Shooitn' It on Spotify.
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- The Boys Are Back In Town!Jul 20, 2021 · 1 hr 2 minThe boys discuses the spectrum of silicon breasts, what's going in the world of Macy's mannequins, and what jobs to give an ugly baby.
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- It's a Two Part Episode Part. IIJul 20, 2021 · 16 minSecond part, forgot what it is about but it will probably change your life. Especially if your life sucks.
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- It's a Two Part Episode Part. IJul 20, 2021 · 17 minTwo-part episode that is shorter than usual because we know our audience doesn't have the attention span or the resolve to push through. Don't really remember what it is about, hopefully not too offensive but hey its the 90's.
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- Rehearsal Session 4/24/21 (UFC 261)Jul 20, 2021 · 1 hr 44 minThe ultimate(meaning final, not good) episode of our Tuesday series publishing our rehearsal sessions that led up to the greatest play ever staged. Tonight's also happened to be the same night as UFC 261
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- 3rd Times the HarmJul 20, 2021 · 38 min3rd podcast of the day, we talk sketch ideas for a new variety podcast show.
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- 50th Episode Extravanganulapalooza!Jul 19, 2021 · 41 minThis is going to make no sense to you, if you only listen on Apple or Spotify, but we had a Youtube version of the show going for a loooong time before this.
50 episodes that's so cool... am I being sarcastic? You don't even know anymore.
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- Squash the BeefJun 27, 2021 · 54 minIts weird Gatoraid comes in flavors like Mountain Blast and Arctic Breeze. Gators live in the swamp, the flavors should be like wet mud and caca water.
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- Rehearsal Session 4/23/21May 12, 2021 · 18 minThe penultimate episode of our Tuesday series publishing our rehearsal sessions that led up to the greatest play ever staged.
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- Taking A DumpMay 12, 2021 · 55 minAlso, be sure to listen to The Ponch Cast on Spotify, Google Podcasts, RadioPublic, Pocket Casts, Anchor, and Breaker!
- Rehearsal Session: 4/20/21May 12, 2021 · 1 hr 20 minThe boys just wrapped up a successful run of The Ponch Cast: A Play Based on the Podcast with the Same Name at the 18th and Union Theater. On Tuesdays, we're going to continue publishing our rehearsal sessions that led up to the greatest play ever staged.
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- Rehearsal Session: 4/26/20May 12, 2021 · 44 minThe boys are rehearsing for their big, live podcast/play this Friday $/30) and this Saturday (5/1). Make sure to get your tickets to the virtual show (streaming live from the 18th and Union theater.) Available at: https://ci.ovationtix.com/34824
- Rehearsal Session: 4/25/20May 12, 2021 · 1 hr 10 minThe boys are rehearsing for their big, live podcast/play this Friday $/30) and this Saturday (5/1). Make sure to get your tickets to the virtual show (streaming live from the 18th and Union theater.) Available at: https://ci.ovationtix.com/34824
- Samurai VatosApr 26, 2021 · 35 minWe score a rare interview with Anton Chigurh from No Country For Old Men. We also discuss cliché Planet Fitness sets, and somehow Logan doesn’t up come up when discussing samurais and cholos.
Also, don’t forget to buy your tickets for The Ponchcast: A Play Based on the Podcast of the Same Name. Streaming live from the 18th and Union theater. Airing 4/30 and 5/1. Tickets available at: https://ci.ovationtix.com/34824
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