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Left On Read By GaryOct 22, 2026 · 1 hr 7 minJoin Colt and Dalton as they share hilarious stories about their recent experiences, including wild encounters, gaming adventures, and humorous observations about everyday life. This episode is packed with laughs and relatable moments that will keep you entertained.- Two Dudes, One Stream - FART IN A JAROct 14, 2026 · 1 hr 17 minColt and Dalton dive into a humorous and chaotic conversation covering everything from prank ideas involving jars of fart to social media distractions and Shane Gillis' controversial comments. They explore the absurdity of internet culture, prank strategies, and the importance of focusing on personal growth in comedy. In this episode, Dalton and Colt delve into the nuances of comedy, social perceptions, and personal stories, highlighting the importance of context and understanding in humor and social interactions.
- Two Dudes, One Stream - T-800s ARE HERE!Oct 9, 2026 · 1 hr 36 minIn this episode, Colt and Dalton explore the terrifying possibilities of AI, deepfakes, and the future of robotics, including a shocking look at a robotic figure with a human skin overlay and the implications of AI in politics and society. In this episode, Dalton and Colt dive into a variety of topics including AI, car inventions, streaming services, and humorous prank ideas. They share personal stories, cultural observations, and explore the absurdities of modern entertainment and technology.
- Wait. Wait. Wait.Sep 30, 2026 · 1 hr 24 minIn this episode, Dalton and Colt share hilarious stories about their recent experiences, including camping trips, tech issues, and humorous takes on pop culture figures like Bill Cosby. They also dive into the chaos of everyday life, social media, and the absurdity of modern society. In this episode, Colt and Dalton share hilarious stories, bizarre observations, and humorous takes on everyday life, from quirky town festivals to funny TikTok videos, all delivered with their signature humor.
- CHIN ON VACATIONSep 22, 2026 · 53 minIn this episode, we explore a wide range of topics from the absurd to the dark, including historical trains, AI humor, and bizarre online comments. Join us for a mix of humor, history, and unexpected insights.
- WHAT IS THAT?Sep 11, 2026 · 1 hr 19 minIn this episode, Dalton and Colt share hilarious stories, explore abandoned places, discuss their adventures, and dive into humorous banter about everyday life, animals, and bizarre experiences.
- Warm Farts?Sep 4, 2026 · 1 hr 48 minColt and Dalton turn a normal check-in into a chaotic riff session about tattoo-studio disasters, cursed food, accidental gross-out moments, and the kind of high thoughts that should never be spoken out loud - but somehow become the whole episode.If you’ve ever tried to keep a straight face while your body betrays you, this one will hit hard. Colt tells the kind of story you can only survive by committing fully to the bit, while Dalton keeps the chaos moving with one absurd observation after another, from weird internet thumbnails to the truly unhinged note ideas that live in their shared document. Oh yeah, Colt shows cheeks...
- Dawgs Gone WildAug 26, 2026 · 1 hr 31 minColt and Dalton spend most of this episode riffing on absurd internet clips, especially French bulldogs, manic-style Instagram reels, and viral commentary videos that cut off at the funniest possible moment. Along the way, they also touch on comedy podcasts, celebrity chatter, and the strange ways algorithms can be tuned to feed you exactly the kind of chaos you want.
- Costco bathroom chaosAug 17, 2026 · 1 hr 4 minThe boys are back after a short break and are ready to fill you in on everything they have been doing! Enjoy this fun convo between two bros connecting over colonoscopies.
- The MouseJul 8, 2026 · 1 hr 11 minThe conversation begins with a nostalgic reminiscence of past experiences and memories, followed by a shift to unsettling local news about a disturbing discovery. The themes of nostalgia and unsettling news dominate the conversation, creating a contrast between fond memories and disturbing events. The conversation delves into the golden era of horror and thriller movies from 2008 to 2015, highlighting the quality and impact of films during this period. It also explores the fear and danger associated with caves, discussing personal experiences and the unsettling nature of caves as a setting. The conversation covers topics related to skateboarding and the impact of COVID on the skateboarding community. It also delves into the use of pre-workout supplements and their effects. The discussion provides insights into the skateboarding culture and the challenges faced during the COVID pandemic, as well as the use of pre-workout supplements for physical activity.
Takeaways
• Nostalgic reminiscence
• Unsettling local news Horror and thriller movies from 2008 to 2015 were a great run
• Caves are associated with fear and danger Skateboarding and the impact of COVID
• The use of pre-workout supplements
Chapters
• 00:00 Nostalgic Reminiscence
• 11:36 Unsettling Local News
• 47:01 Horror and Thriller Movies: A Golden Era
• 45:36 The Fear of Caves
• 51:23 Skateboarding and COVID
• 01:14:19 Pre-workout Supplements
- we might be restartedJul 1, 2026 · 51 minThe conversation covers topics related to skateboarding, fatherhood, nostalgia, and creating t-shirts and transfers. The first chapter explores the intersection of skateboarding and fatherhood, while the second chapter delves into the process of creating t-shirts and transfers. The conversation covers creative merchandise ideas and the process of overcoming writer's block. The hosts discuss the concept of creating custom merchandise, including shirts, and the potential for selling them at shows and online. They also explore the impact of external influences on creative processes and the importance of finding one's own approach to writing comedy.
Takeaways
• Skateboarding and Fatherhood
• Nostalgia for Skateboarding
• Creating T-Shirts and Transfers Creative Merchandise Ideas
• Overcoming Writer's Block
Chapters
• 00:00 Skateboarding and Fatherhood
• 25:02 Creating T-Shirts and Transfers
• 36:00 Overcoming Writer's Block
- nut up and shut upJun 16, 2026 · 46 minThe boys are back with alot to talk about. So sit back and enjoy this as much as one can in K-hole.
- Dog-like dongMay 3, 2026 · 55 minThe conversation covers a range of humorous and imaginative topics, from setting up and getting naked to conjoined twins and balloon runs. It also delves into weather predictability, preparation for a roast, makeup supervision antics, a jerk mate competition, and the concept of a 'Diamond Dick Eater' and 'Iridescent Push.' The conversation concludes with vivid visual descriptions of a wiener dog-like dick. The conversation covers a range of unusual and humorous topics, including the discussion of sugary drinks and their health implications. The hosts engage in light-hearted banter and explore various offbeat subjects, providing an entertaining and lighthearted listening experience.
- COULD'VE BEEN LOVEApr 14, 2026 · 43 minColt and Dalton
discuss their upcoming schedule and a visit to the chiropractor. A lighthearted and humorous conversation between two friends, covering topics such as chiropractic visits, pranks, and funny videos.
- TJ's Glory HoleMar 24, 2026 · 1 hr 4 minThe conversation begins with humorous banter and segues into a discussion about Trader Joe's and the concept of sexual tension. It then transitions to a lighthearted conversation about pets and unpredictable weather. The hosts share comedic anecdotes, engage in skits, and continue with humorous conversations about nutrition and other topics. The conversation covers a range of topics including preparations for a 5k run, humorous scenarios, awkward encounters, inappropriate comments, technical issues, movie discussions, and uncomfortable situations. The dialogue is filled with unusual and humorous anecdotes, creating an unexpected and entertaining experience for the listeners. The conversation features explicit content and humorous banter, with a focus on storytelling and comedic exchanges. The gas station banter serves as the primary theme, showcasing the explicit and humorous nature of the conversation.
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- WE CAN'T BELIEVE ITMar 18, 2026 · 58 minThe conversation covers the challenges of podcast recording and technical issues, as well as experiences and jokes related to stand-up comedy. The hosts discuss their podcast recording experiences, technical difficulties, and the impact of epilepsy on one of their episodes. They also share insights into their stand-up comedy experiences, including jokes and audience reactions. The conversation covers the impact of tattoo flu on the body and the endurance required for long tattoo sessions. It also delves into the art of storytelling and humor in stand-up comedy, highlighting the use of descriptive and engaging narratives to entertain the audience. The conversation covers humorous experiences in a tattoo studio, the unique lifestyle of living in California, and comical mishaps in home maintenance. The topics range from funny encounters with clients in the tattoo studio to the quirks of California living and the amusing incidents of home maintenance gone wrong.
Takeaways
• Stand-up comedy experiences
• Podcast recording challenges Tattoo flu and its impact on the body
• Humor and storytelling in stand-up comedy Tattoo studio experiences
• California living
• Home maintenance mishaps
Chapters
• 00:00 Podcast Recording and Technical Issues
• 19:55 Stand-up Comedy and Jokes
• 27:09 Tattoo Flu and Endurance
• 49:00 Stand-Up Comedy and Storytelling
• 58:39 Tattoo Studio Shenanigans
• 01:29:24 Home Maintenance Fiascos
- Dalton Jewcing a ColtMar 10, 2026 · 1 hr 23 minThe conversation begins with a light meditation and transitions into a humorous discussion about preheated farts. This leads to a chat about homework frustrations and AI interaction. Colt and Dalton then share amusing TV show experiences and stories about Amish encounters. The conversation concludes with a humorous sponsorship mention and side effects warning. The conversation covers a range of topics, from humorous spelling woes to cultural appropriation, dark humor, soundboards, psychology class humor, TV show connections, lightening the mood in dark situations, and dark humor in the context of breaking news. The speakers use humor to navigate through dark and heavy topics, finding lightness in unexpected places. The conversation covers a wide range of topics, including second chances, skateboarding culture, humor, reflections, and social issues. The hosts engage in humorous banter, share personal experiences, and discuss societal and cultural observations. The dialogue is light-hearted and entertaining, providing insights into various aspects of life and pop culture.
Takeaways
• Amusing banter and storytelling
• Exploration of TV shows and experiences Humor in dark situations
• Cultural appropriation Second chances
• Skateboarding culture
Chapters
• 00:00 Light Meditation and Fart Banter
• 07:35 Politeness and AI Interaction
• 26:58 Sponsorship and Side Effects
• 32:02 BDSM Gear and Diarrhea Restaurants
• 38:39 Psychology Class Humor and Dark Topics
• 45:37 Malcolm in the Middle and Breaking Bad Connection
• 54:31 Breaking News and Dark Humor
• 01:00:06 Weaves and Cultural Appropriation
• 01:05:21 Spider-Man and 9/11 References
• 01:11:32 Skateboarding Spot and Pro Skaters
• 01:17:02 Plans for Skateboarding Filming
- You're my boy, BLUE!Feb 25, 2026 · 1 hr 9 minIn this lively conversation, Colt Crary and Dalton Fugate explore a variety of humorous and nostalgic topics, ranging from the peculiarities of their childhood neighborhoods to the absurdities of modern technology and social interactions. They share funny anecdotes about LimeWire, texting in the early 2000s, and their experiences in Vegas, all while weaving in references to pop culture and personal memories. The discussion also touches on the quirks of tattooing and the unique joy of working with clients who have Down syndrome, showcasing a blend of humor and heartfelt moments throughout. In this episode, Dalton and Colt explore various humorous and absurd topics, from cruising in Vegas to a disastrous experience at Domino's. They delve into the psychological tricks of casinos, share funny anecdotes about farts, and even touch on dark humor related to Epstein's emails. The conversation flows through everyday mishaps, including driving struggles and the ridiculousness of cologne commercials, all while maintaining a light-hearted and comedic tone.
- QUIET ON SET, DAWGFeb 17, 2026 · 47 minSummary
In this episode, Colt and Dalton share humorous anecdotes about their lives, including a disastrous Uber ride, dreams of casting calls, and plans for a Vegas trip. They also discuss personal updates, including a cat with herpes and experiences in the entertainment industry. The conversation is filled with laughter, banter, and reflections on life, making it an entertaining listen for fans of comedy podcasts.
- Sea Lion StankFeb 6, 2026 · 1 hr 8 minIn this conversation, Colt Crary and Dalton Fugate discuss a variety of topics ranging from their excitement about training for a 5K, the impact of AI on media perception, the mechanics of skateboarding games, and humorous anecdotes about sea lions and childhood experiences. They also delve into comedic bits about awkward situations, including a funny take on the terms 'prolapse' and 'relapse', and share unforgettable stories from their past. In this engaging conversation, Dalton Fugate and Colt Crary explore the intricacies of comedy, sharing insights on joke structure, personal storytelling, and the challenges of the comedy scene. They also delve into fitness, discussing preparations for a 5K and the importance of proper running gear. The duo reflects on influencer culture and environmental issues, particularly the Amazon rainforest, while also commenting on pop culture figures like Bert Kreischer. The conversation wraps up with excitement for upcoming gaming experiences, particularly a new skate game.
- Daltons HairlineJan 29, 2026 · 1 hr 6 minThe conversation covers a wide range of random and diverse topics, including alcoholism, sobriety, police chase commentary, influencer content, music, and more. The dialogue is humorous and entertaining, providing a mix of lighthearted and thought-provoking commentary.
Takeaways
• Diverse and random content
• Humorous and entertaining conversation
Chapters
• 00:00 Random Conversations and Commentary
• 05:13 Police Chase and Commentary
• 11:14 Influencer Content and Commentary
• 56:04 Music and Commentary
- Daltons UnderwearJan 29, 2026 · 1 hr 30 minSummary
In this engaging podcast episode, Colt Crary and Dalton Fugate explore a variety of humorous topics ranging from microphone troubles and online shopping experiences to personal health reflections and funny public encounters. They share anecdotes from their lives, discuss the importance of variety in comedy, and reflect on their experiences with art galleries and classroom dynamics. The conversation flows naturally, highlighting the duo's chemistry and comedic timing as they navigate through various themes, including future collaborations and upcoming performances. In this episode, Colt and Dalton explore the challenges of content creation, focusing on the struggle for authenticity and the importance of relatable ideas. They share personal anecdotes, discuss social media trends, and promote fellow creators. The conversation flows into humorous travel stories, unexpected interruptions, and creative ideas for enhancing their podcast visuals. They also touch on cooking techniques and the importance of upgrading their equipment for future episodes.
- Daltons NutsJan 29, 2026 · 57 minThe conversation covers topics such as snowy weather, climbing, writing a book, and humorous banter. It begins with a discussion about the cold weather and snowy conditions, followed by a conversation about climbing and free soloing. The hosts then delve into the process of writing a book and the publishing process. The conversation concludes with humorous and lighthearted banter. The conversation is characterized by casual banter, humor, and a variety of topics. From a squirrel story to discussions about Mormon country and bathroom humor, the dialogue is filled with light-hearted exchanges and amusing anecdotes.
Takeaways
• Snowy weather and cold temperatures
• Discussion about climbing and free soloing
• Writing a book and publishing process
• Humorous and lighthearted banter Casual conversation
• Humor and banter
Chapters
• 00:00 Snowy Weather and Cold Temperatures
• 05:59 Writing a Book and Publishing Process
• 15:00 Humorous and Lighthearted Banter
• 37:34 Squirrel Story and Smut Books
• 51:48 Cooking Mishap and Bathroom Humor
- Gutting TobaccoJan 28, 2026 · 1 hr 5 minIn this lively conversation, Colt Crary and Dalton Fugate discuss a variety of topics ranging from the weather and personal anecdotes to experiences with chewing tobacco and memories from high school. They share humorous stories, delve into sports and gaming, and reflect on their social media experiences, particularly on TikTok. The conversation wraps up with discussions about movies and entertainment, showcasing their camaraderie and light-hearted banter throughout.
- Heterosexual life-matesJan 25, 2026 · 1 hr 28 minDalton and Colt have been bestfriends for around 20 years. Summers they would spend living at each others houses, riding wood around town, sucking on chili dawgs outside the Tastee Freez. Dalton sitting on Colt's lap, he's got his hands...well you know the rest...
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