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Why Full House Is the Greatest Show of All Time
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- 26 - Cutting It CloseOct 24, 2021 · 38 minStephanie accidentally cuts Jesse's hair and his reaction is.... really unsettling?! Alyssa and Paige also talk about their own experiences getting their hair cut by people they know, and lookism in Hollywood. Listen now!!
- 25 - D.J. Tanner's Day OffOct 16, 2021 · 40 minWE ARE BACK FOREVER. Alyssa and Paige talk about how D.J. is a LIAR. They also get into Alyssa's dynamic with her own sisters and Andrea Barber (aka Kimmy Gibbler)'s mention of her encounter with Paige in her incredible memoir.
- 24 - Mad MoneyJun 8, 2020 · 1 hr 2 minDanny is obsessed with Joey paying back an old debt and Jesse is obsessed with being Elvis but also ashamed of it. We think Danny's the one who should be ashamed! We also talk about the latest update in the college admissions cheating scandal and our own ~college days~!!
- 23 - The Seven-Month Itch (Part 2)Dec 10, 2019 · 42 minThe Tanners use lies and manipulation to get Uncle Jesse to come home, which we don't find very Tanner-like! We also talk about which presidential candidates we think the characters would vote for!
- 22 - The Seven-Month Itch (Part 1)Nov 21, 2019 · 26 minIn this episode, a canceled Disneyland trip prevents Jesse from getting laid - he does NOT handle it well!
Warning: This episode opens with a voice memo of us reading our notes on the show, and the quality is very bad. It will be over quickly.
- 21 - Just One of the GuysOct 22, 2019 · 26 minWe're back! In this episode, D.J.'s stoked when her favorite cousin Steve, yes, Steve, comes for a visit. She is less stoked when she realizes that he's suddenly really into sports... and so is everyone else? It doesn't make any sense! But we love it!
Note: This episode was recorded in June, but we can assure you that our takes are more relevant than ever.
- 20 - Danny's Very First Date (with Thayer Frechette)May 28, 2019 · 53 minDanny wants to go on his first date since Pam died, but D.J. is not having it. Stephanie isn't either, but she's sort of too young to understand why. Lots of heavy stuff! Luckily we have special guest Thayer Frechette around to lighten the mood!
- 19 - But Seriously, Folks (without Carl Tart)May 1, 2019 · 39 minAfter Phyllis Diller (very innocently) destroys Joey's first big chance at stand-up stardom, he decides to throw away his comedy career and work at a bank. We'll see what his good friends Jesse and Danny have to say about that!
- 18 - A Pox in Our House (with Carl Tart)Apr 8, 2019 · 55 minWhen Carl Tart was five years old, he wrote a letter to Stephanie Tanner because he wanted to be her friend. She never wrote back, because she's a fictional character, but we still wanted to talk to him about it!! We also talked about the episode we watched, which was mostly about being itchy, but it also featured Danny's first-ever parenting mistake!!!
- 17 - Shake It Off Lori LoughlinMar 18, 2019 · 36 minWhere would you be without our hot takes on the, uh, situation? For this episode, we skipped ahead to season 2 episode 2, Tanner vs. Gibbler, aka ol' Lor's intro ep. Juicy!
- 16 - Half a Love StoryMar 16, 2019 · 44 minBefore there was Rebecca Donaldson (uh, ahem), there was... Robin! She's a very ~strong female character~, but is she The One for Jesse? Of course not, but this episode is really good, anyway! Also, find out what happens behind the scenes before every podcast recording. You know you want to!
- 15 - Sisterly LoveMar 5, 2019 · 29 minWhy is Full House the juiciest show of all time? Because it involves lots of SISTER DRAMA! D.J. and Stephanie battle it out over a role in a cereal commercial and get cereal ALL OVER THE KITCHEN FLOOR!!! Also, Paige and Alyssa, who are also sisters, talk about the ways in which they're jealous of each other. JUICY!!!
- 14 - Our Very First PromoFeb 4, 2019 · 44 minIn this SPOOOOOKY episode, the Tanners struggle to rid their house of a mysterious creature. But you know what's scarier and more soulless than a mysterious creature? HOLLYWOOD! Also, Alyssa talks about being rejected as a dog walker and Paige makes a Huge Announcement!!!
- 13 - The Big Three-OJan 24, 2019 · 45 minDanny's fear of turning 30 manifests in the form of suddenly being really into a car named Bullet. But you know what's more important than cars? Friends. Also, Alyssa talks about asking guys for cash at the end of every date and Paige says "like" 7 billion times.
- 12 - Joey's PlaceJan 1, 2019 · 38 minIn this episode, Joey struggles to find some space to practice his comedy - and oh boy does he find it! We also talk about Alyssa's weird old roommates, and Paige complains about not getting invited to stuff. Best of all, there's an appearance from ALYSSA'S MOM!
- 11 - The Miracle of ThanksgivingDec 31, 2018 · 42 minRemember Thanksgiving? Relive it all over again in this episode! The Tanners are faced with their first Thanksgiving without Pam, and no one is taking it well - including Paige and Alyssa!
- 10 - Jesse's GirlDec 12, 2018 · 39 minWARNING: This episode contains DRAMA. Grab a cup of hot cocoa, find a nice warm blanket, and settle in for some stormy weather in Full House's most dramatic episode yet!
- 09 - Knock Yourself OutNov 23, 2018 · 45 minDanny might not be the best sportscaster in the world, but he sure is a great father and person! We also talk about the importance of childhood friends, Paige's reputation as an ugly loser, and Alyssa's haterz!
- 08 - Daddy's HomeNov 3, 2018 · 30 minDanny tries to be a good dad and Joey tries to be cool. You can probably guess which one succeeds!
- 07 - Sea CruiseOct 16, 2018 · 40 minAhoy matey! In this episode we set sail on a voyage to Jesse's past! We also talk about Joey's inability to keep his hands to himself and how roles for regular-looking women no longer exist! Arrrr!
- 06 - The Return of GrandmaOct 7, 2018 · 35 minMoms sure love to clean and shop! Also, the Tanners hold a turtle captive and Danny provides us with the funniest moment in Full House history.
- 05 - Our First Day of SchoolSep 24, 2018 · 37 minGoing back to school sux!!! Especially if your last name is Tanner. Also, Paige talks about throwing up on her first day of kindergarten and Alyssa talks about becoming popular thanks to Spice Girls stickers.
- 04 - Our Very First NightSep 13, 2018 · 31 minWe discuss the very not-plot-heavy second episode, which touches on issues like lying, unconditional love, and Joey's congaholism.
- 03 - Our Very First ShowSep 7, 2018 · 35 minThis week we discuss the pilot, the REAL one with Bob Saget, and compare it to the John Posey version! Also, find out which one of DJ's boyfriends is our favorite!
Music: We Are One by Vexento. Music promoted by Audio Library.
- 02 - Unaired PilotAug 29, 2018 · 37 minWe're discussing the unaired pilot this week. It stars John Posey as Danny Tanner. Isn't that weird?
Music: We Are One by Vexento. Music promoted by Audio Library.
- 01 - Meet Paige and AlyssaAug 22, 2018 · 42 minNormally each episode will be about an episode of the show, but this one is about us, some people you don't know at all!
Music: We Are One by Vexento. Music promoted by Audio Library.
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